"Hey, Teal'c can I talk to you for a minute."

Oh shit, Janet, OK, OK, say something Teal'c go on you can do it, don't show you're nervous. Rock steady.

"Dr. Fraiser, of course."

OK, gentlemanly move aside, oh no, she's coming in. OK, how bad can it be, I mean we only slept together and have avoided each other for the past two months.

*How bad indeed?*

Shut up

"What can I do for you Dr. Fraiser?"

Dumb question, really stupid question

"Actually, I needed to talk to you about something."

"What would that be?"

oh, great manoeuvre buddy, dumb question, dumber question. You already know what it's about. Hey, hey, hold on, maybe it's not about that. She doesn't look so good, maybe something's wrong.

"Well, technically, that's not true, I…..I need to tell you somethi-"

Ok, well collapsing is not what I was looking for, but it is avoiding a nasty situation so I'll take it. Umm….OK, what should I do?

*Pick her up dumbass*

Hey, who you calling dumbass,

*Shut up, you have to take her to the infirmary*

What, oh right, OK. What are these people looking at? Haven't they ever seen me before?

*You can be so stupid sometimes. Maybe they're staring at you because you have an unconscious doctor cradled in you arms.*

Oh, forgot about that. She's just so light. Uh Oh, Major Carter doesn't look happy.

"Teal'c what the hell are you doing."

"I am taking Dr. Fraiser to the infirmary."

"Why?"

"She passed out in my quarters."

*No, no, no, now she's gonna want to know what she was doing in you're quarters.*

So

*So, what are you going to say? 'Oh, well she just stopped by to chat about that one-night stand we had at Christmas, you know the one that I've been avoiding her ever since.'*

Good point

*Well, it's too late now. Just hope she comes up with something when she wakes up.*

Ok, infirmary, here we go. On the bed, ok. Wait outside, I can do that.

"What was she doing in you're quarters."

*Vague, you are the master of vague, they expect it, go on, be vague.*

"I do not know."

"Well, you must have some idea."

"I do not."

Smooth wouldn't you say?

*I suppose so*

What do you mean I supp- Oh hey, Dr. Warner, OK, be concerned, show concernedness

*You know, that's not a word*

Shut up

"What is Dr. Fraiser's condition Dr. Warner?"

"She's going to be OK. It was just lack of food, general tiredness, a warning that she can't go on treating her body the way she does, you'd think she'd know better being a Dr. and all. Anyway, she's awake now. I'll be back with the test results."

Wow, she looks pale. I hope she's OK, I would hate if anything were to happen to her, I really really like her, really. I wonder if she feels the same. Oh man, I love those big, brown eyes. Yeah, I wanna get me some of that again.

"Hey , Janet, how you feeling?"

"I'm OK, Sam, really."

Why does she always lie like that, it's something all the Tau'ri do. When they're ill, they try to pretend that they're fine when they're obviously not. I'm sick of it.

"You are obviously not well, Dr. Fraiser."

Why is she laughing at me, why do they always do that when I say something?

*Maybe it's cause your so stupid, stupid.*

Shut up

"I'm fine really, Teal'c, I'm just tired. That's all."

Yeah right, whatever.

*Ask her what she wanted to tell you*

No

*Ask her*

No, what if she thinks that night was the biggest mistake of her life. What if she didn't. Either way, I don't want to talk about it right now.

*You have to*

No I don't

*I am not arguing with you, ask her*

FINE

"What was it that you wished to tell me Dr. Fraiser?"

Are you happy now?

"Umm… you know what Teal'c, it's not important."