"Umm… you know what Teal'c, it's not important."

Not important, coming from Janet that means it is. I wonder if it has something to do with her collapsing, she knows more than she's letting on, she has that little look in her eyes she always does when she's either hiding something or up to something.

*Don't over-react you're imagining it*

No I'm not, look, see, there it is again, that little glint in her eye.

*Oh yeah*

See, I told you so

*Shut up*

Here comes Warner, I don't like him, he's got cold hands.

"Ugh…… Major Carter, Teal'c, could you wait outside for a minute."

Oh, test results, there is definitely something going on here. Clear the room, that never happens. Dammit, I forgot my report.

*You can't go back in there.*

I have to, Hammond'll kill me if I don't get it to him A.S.A.P.

*It can wait for two seconds.*

No it can't

"We have the results back on you're tests."

"It's ok, you don't have to tell me, I already know."

"Oh good, I hate doing that."

"So do you know how far gone you are?"

"About two months."

"Do you want an ultrasound just now?"

"Might as well."

Hey hang on a minute, 'how far gone', 'ultrasound', oh my god, she's…..she's……she's……

*PREGNANT*

OK, I know nothing, never heard never saw, I know, nothing.

*You have to tell her you know.*

Nope, not gonna happen, she can tell me when she's good and ready.

*OK, fine. Hey you know it takes two to make a baby*

Oh my god, who's the father. Teal'c, oh my god. OH MY GOD!

*What, how do you work that one out?*

Oh, come on, something to tell him, she wouldn't say in front of me, what else could it be.

*Wow *

I know

*Oh real smart move Samantha, knock the table over.*

Shut up

"Sam?"

*Well you'd better say something*

"Hey."

*Oh yeah, great*

I'm not gonna say it again, shut up

"What are you doing?"

*She looks really tired*

"I forgot my report."

Honesty, always the best policy.

*Are you kiddin' me?*

Go away

"I take it you heard."

*How does she do that?*

What

*She always knows what you're thinking, I think there some sort of telepathy going on here.*

Get a grip, it's Janet.

*You never know*

Aaaarghhhh

*Well, if that's the way you're gonna be*

"Yeah sorry."

*Oh, sorry, that's gonna make it all better*

I would kill you if I could

*But you can't so nananananana*

"Dr Warner, could we do this later?"

"Yeah sure."

Ok, I feel a girly chat coming on here.

*Duh*

"So, you gonna tell him?"

"How'd you know who it is?"

*Duh*

"Come on Janet it's not exactly rocket science. You've got something you want to tell Teal'c then you collapse, you won't tell him in front of me and now it turns out your pregnant so logically it has to be Teal'c's baby."

"Teal'c knocked up the doc?"