"Teal'c knocked up the doc?"
tactful Jack, real tactful.
*What?*
If you don't get it, I'm not explaining it.
*Whatever. Way to go big guy*
Ugh
"Doesn't anyone know how to knock in this place?!"
*Uh Oh, she looks pissed, I got a feelin' my next post-mission aint gonna be pretty*
Well then you should learn to keep your mouth shut
*What do you know?*
Apparently more than you. You better say something
"Ugh, sorry doc, I didn't realise. So umm, how's the big guy takin' the news?"
You're about as diplomatic as a wooden spoon
*What kind of expression is that? Oh, shit, Carter looks pissed now too. Hey she looks really hot when she's pissed.*
Will you get your brain outta your pants, she's your 2IC for cryin' out loud.
*So, doesn't mean I can't look. Just so long as nobody else does.*
She's gonna kill you, see she's movin' in for the kill.
*I should run, really fast.*
Be a man Jack, stand your ground
"Can I talk to you for a minute outside sir?"
"No."
What do you mean, no?
*Hey, you said 'stand your ground'.*
Yeah, but I didn't mean, be stupid. You know she can whoop your ass.
*Yeah…..what I wouldn't give for a good ass whoopin' from Carter.*
Eugh
"What are you smiling at, sir?"
*Hey, how'd I get out here?*
While you were stuck in your sick little fantasy, she dragged you into the corridor.
*Isn't that like insubordination?*
Shut up and say something out loud.
"What?"
*Oops.*
"I mean nothing. I'm not smiling, my face just looks like that."
Like she's actually gonna buy that.
"Right. Sir, you can't tell anyone what you just heard."
*Why not?*
Out loud stupid.
"Why not?"
"She hasn't had a chance to tell Teal'c yet, she was just going to and then she fainted and then I met them as they were coming down to the infirmary……"
*I've never known Carter to babble before.*
Maybe that's because you don't listen to her.
*I do.*
No you don't, your doing right now, she talking and you have no idea what she just said.
*Yeah I do.*
Ok, so what?.
*Ok, so maybe I don't.*
Say something.
*What, why?*
She's stopped talking.
"Ok."
"Jack, did you hear a word of what I just said?"
See
*Shut up, I can handle this.*
"Yeah, course I did. I can't tell anyway hat Teal'c knocked up the doc because-"
"Janet's pregnant with Teal'c's baby?"
