"Teal'c knocked up the doc?"

tactful Jack, real tactful.

*What?*

If you don't get it, I'm not explaining it.

*Whatever. Way to go big guy*

Ugh

"Doesn't anyone know how to knock in this place?!"

*Uh Oh, she looks pissed, I got a feelin' my next post-mission aint gonna be pretty*

Well then you should learn to keep your mouth shut

*What do you know?*

Apparently more than you. You better say something

"Ugh, sorry doc, I didn't realise. So umm, how's the big guy takin' the news?"

You're about as diplomatic as a wooden spoon

*What kind of expression is that? Oh, shit, Carter looks pissed now too. Hey she looks really hot when she's pissed.*

Will you get your brain outta your pants, she's your 2IC for cryin' out loud.

*So, doesn't mean I can't look. Just so long as nobody else does.*

She's gonna kill you, see she's movin' in for the kill.

*I should run, really fast.*

Be a man Jack, stand your ground

"Can I talk to you for a minute outside sir?"

"No."

What do you mean, no?

*Hey, you said 'stand your ground'.*

Yeah, but I didn't mean, be stupid. You know she can whoop your ass.

*Yeah…..what I wouldn't give for a good ass whoopin' from Carter.*

Eugh

"What are you smiling at, sir?"

*Hey, how'd I get out here?*

While you were stuck in your sick little fantasy, she dragged you into the corridor.

*Isn't that like insubordination?*

Shut up and say something out loud.

"What?"

*Oops.*

"I mean nothing. I'm not smiling, my face just looks like that."

Like she's actually gonna buy that.

"Right. Sir, you can't tell anyone what you just heard."

*Why not?*

Out loud stupid.

"Why not?"

"She hasn't had a chance to tell Teal'c yet, she was just going to and then she fainted and then I met them as they were coming down to the infirmary……"

*I've never known Carter to babble before.*

Maybe that's because you don't listen to her.

*I do.*

No you don't, your doing right now, she talking and you have no idea what she just said.

*Yeah I do.*

Ok, so what?.

*Ok, so maybe I don't.*

Say something.

*What, why?*

She's stopped talking.

"Ok."

"Jack, did you hear a word of what I just said?"

See

*Shut up, I can handle this.*

"Yeah, course I did. I can't tell anyway hat Teal'c knocked up the doc because-"

"Janet's pregnant with Teal'c's baby?"