"Janet's pregnant with Teal'c's baby?"
*Oops, did I say that out loud?*
"Aaaaaaaaaaargh. There are doors for a reason."
A little too loudly perhaps.
*Janet sounds pissed. That was Janet right?*
Oh, I'd say so.
"Nice goin' Dannyboy. Now she's gonna kill us all."
*Ok, so what'd I miss. Teal'c and Janet?*
I bet you feel really stupid for that hand holding stunt now.
*No, I was helping a friend.*
Yeah right, if you need anything, that was such a come on.
*It was not.*
You just keep telling yourself that. Find out details.
*Eugh*
Not specific.
"What, when, does Teal'c know."
"NO, and if everyone would stop eavesdropping I might get a chance to tell him before the whole base finds out!"
*Jeez, she looks like she's about to keel over.*
Nice, Daniel, nice.
*I'm just concerned.*
Right.
"Janet, are you sure you should be out of bed?"
*See, Sam sees it too.*
Uhuh.
"Yeah, you don't look too good doc."
*Oh, Jack, finally someone smoother than me.*
"Jack!"
"What? I'm just saying what everyone's thinking."
Wow, there is someone with less tact than you.
*Is it me or is she swaying.*
It's you.
*No she's definitely swaying.*
Oh yeah.
*Hmm.*
Well, don't you think you should maybe catch her.
*What, no Sam or Jack will do it.*
That's nice of you, how many times do you owe this women your life.
*Yeah, I guess your right.*
See look at that, ouch, that had to hurt. Did you see the way she hit her head.
*Maybe I should have caught her.*
Ya think?
"Daniel!"
*Sam looks pissed again.*
Defend yourself.
"I thought one of you was gonna catch her."
Oh, that was strong, have you considered going into law.
*You know you've been around Jack too much.*
Don't just stand there, help them move her back to the bed.
*Yeah, ok.*
Try to be helpful.
*I've got an idea.*
Oh, here we go.
*One of us should go get Teal'c.*
Actually. That's not bad.
*Thank you.*
Try saying it out loud.
"One of us should go get Teal'c."
"I think we should wait till she wakes up."
*Sam always has to have the last word.*
Well, she is her best friend.
*So I'm her friend to.*
If that sure stand up for yourself.
"Why?"
*Ok, then I did.*
"Because, telling someone you're pregnant with their baby is a pretty big deal. I think Janet's gonna want to tell Teal'c herself."
"Dr. Fraiser's pregnant with Teal'c's baby!"
