"Janet's pregnant with Teal'c's baby?"

*Oops, did I say that out loud?*

"Aaaaaaaaaaargh. There are doors for a reason."

A little too loudly perhaps.

*Janet sounds pissed. That was Janet right?*

Oh, I'd say so.

"Nice goin' Dannyboy. Now she's gonna kill us all."

*Ok, so what'd I miss. Teal'c and Janet?*

I bet you feel really stupid for that hand holding stunt now.

*No, I was helping a friend.*

Yeah right, if you need anything, that was such a come on.

*It was not.*

You just keep telling yourself that. Find out details.

*Eugh*

Not specific.

"What, when, does Teal'c know."

"NO, and if everyone would stop eavesdropping I might get a chance to tell him before the whole base finds out!"

*Jeez, she looks like she's about to keel over.*

Nice, Daniel, nice.

*I'm just concerned.*

Right.

"Janet, are you sure you should be out of bed?"

*See, Sam sees it too.*

Uhuh.

"Yeah, you don't look too good doc."

*Oh, Jack, finally someone smoother than me.*

"Jack!"

"What? I'm just saying what everyone's thinking."

Wow, there is someone with less tact than you.

*Is it me or is she swaying.*

It's you.

*No she's definitely swaying.*

Oh yeah.

*Hmm.*

Well, don't you think you should maybe catch her.

*What, no Sam or Jack will do it.*

That's nice of you, how many times do you owe this women your life.

*Yeah, I guess your right.*

See look at that, ouch, that had to hurt. Did you see the way she hit her head.

*Maybe I should have caught her.*

Ya think?

"Daniel!"

*Sam looks pissed again.*

Defend yourself.

"I thought one of you was gonna catch her."

Oh, that was strong, have you considered going into law.

*You know you've been around Jack too much.*

Don't just stand there, help them move her back to the bed.

*Yeah, ok.*

Try to be helpful.

*I've got an idea.*

Oh, here we go.

*One of us should go get Teal'c.*

Actually. That's not bad.

*Thank you.*

Try saying it out loud.

"One of us should go get Teal'c."

"I think we should wait till she wakes up."

*Sam always has to have the last word.*

Well, she is her best friend.

*So I'm her friend to.*

If that sure stand up for yourself.

"Why?"

*Ok, then I did.*

"Because, telling someone you're pregnant with their baby is a pretty big deal. I think Janet's gonna want to tell Teal'c herself."

"Dr. Fraiser's pregnant with Teal'c's baby!"