"WHAT!"
Calm down George. It's not like it's a court martialable offence.
*You know martialable's not a real word, I wish you'd stop making me say that.*
It is to a real word. Oh look at that, you've a Colonel, a Major, a Sergeant and an Archaeologist decidedly anxious looking..
*We can get rid of the technician for starters, I wanna make SG-1 squirm for a while.*
"Dismissed Sgt."
"Yes, sir."
Evil Laugh *I have the power!*
Grow up George.
*Shut up. Respect my authoritaaaaa.*
Yeah well you certainly, look like that big fat cartoon, except he has hair.
*I am still in my prime.*
Right.
"Umm, sir, this isn't what it sounds like."
*Oh the big brave colonel stepping up to defend the unconscious little doctor. Make him squirm George.*
"Oh, then exactly what is going on here colonel."
That's just mean.
"Umm, well sir, I think Carter could best explain."
*Oh, nasty trick, pass the buck to the 2IC, I like it. I'll remember that one.*
I think he'll be punished enough, do you see that look?
"Ugh, well sir, we don't exactly know what's going on. All we do know is the Janet's having Teal'c's baby, but she keeps passing out. Oh and Teal'c doesn't know yet."
*Mmmhmmm. Interesting. Jackson's being quiet.*
George don't, you know the boy's had a crush on her for ages, who didn't, those puppy dog eyes across the briefing room table. Don't!
"Dr. Jackson, do you have anything to contribute?"
I said don't.
"Ugh, no sir."
*Hehehe.*
You are just mean.
"Well is anyone going to tell Teal'c?"
See there's a sensible refined, tactful question, well done.
"No, sir. Like I was saying to the Colonel before, I don't think anyone should tell Teal'c that Janet's having his baby but Janet."
"Mom's having Teal'c's baby!"
