"Mom's having Teal'c's baby!"
Oh, nicely done Cass, look at that, you woke her up.
"General?, Cassie! What the hell are you doing here?"
*Uh oh. I hate that look.*
Try and calm her down then.
"Dr Warner called me, he said you were sick."
*Although he was kind of lying.*
"Oh, did he now?"
*Doc Warner's in for a serious ass whooping.*
Ask her about the baby.
"Are you really having Teal'c's baby?"
Ok, not quite as subtle as I meant.
*Shit, she's really pissed now.*
"Does anyone in this entire base NOT know by now."
"Uh, I believe Teal'c is still in the dark."
*Oh, nice move Jack. You are so dead for that one.*
"Oh, well why doesn't one of you just announce it over the PA. It'd certainly save you having to tell everyone."
*Oh, the sarcasm's being used, we are all gonna die.*
Oh, come on, it's your mom. She wouldn't hurt a fly.
*Right, remember that time when she pulled the gun on Nirrti.*
Yeah, but that was different, that was cool.
*Ok, then that time after the foothold situation here, when she saw that tape of Jack hitting her and then
taking her shirt off.*
Oh, yeah, they had to cancel his next mission because he still couldn't walk.
"Uh, dannyboy, I think she was kidding."
*Stupid.*
"I knew that, I just figured we should get Teal'c down here before the whole base does find out."
See, he's not so stupid.
"Oh, and how would they find out Daniel?"
*There's the sarcasm again.*
"Ugh,, because Sgt. Davis accidentally, um, overheard about your….condition."
"Oh, great, the base's gossip monger knows, that's just fantastic. Well, go on, call Teal'c."
*You know it really scares me when she's sarcastic, usually cause I get grounded after she's done.*
Yeah, you know, I think she uses that as some sort of mechanism to vent her anger.
*Shut up, will you listen to yourself. All I need to know is that sarcastic mom = pissed mom.*
I guess so.
*Oh, here's the big guy himself.*
Are you gonna call him dad?
*Hell no.*
Well you know he's probably gonna move in with you guys now.
*Are you kidding me? My mom will never let a guy stay with us. She is forever moaning about her ex.*
True.
*I'm always right*
Uhuh. Look, everyone's clearing the room. Go with them.
*We're too far away to hear what's going on, I'm just gonna lean a little bit closer.*
You know that's probably illegal in some states.
*Probably.*
"Teal'c, I'm pregnant."
*Wow, you know, I never had the big guy down as a fainter.*
