"Mom's having Teal'c's baby!"

Oh, nicely done Cass, look at that, you woke her up.

"General?, Cassie! What the hell are you doing here?"

*Uh oh. I hate that look.*

Try and calm her down then.

"Dr Warner called me, he said you were sick."

*Although he was kind of lying.*

"Oh, did he now?"

*Doc Warner's in for a serious ass whooping.*

Ask her about the baby.

"Are you really having Teal'c's baby?"

Ok, not quite as subtle as I meant.

*Shit, she's really pissed now.*

"Does anyone in this entire base NOT know by now."

"Uh, I believe Teal'c is still in the dark."

*Oh, nice move Jack. You are so dead for that one.*

"Oh, well why doesn't one of you just announce it over the PA. It'd certainly save you having to tell everyone."

*Oh, the sarcasm's being used, we are all gonna die.*

Oh, come on, it's your mom. She wouldn't hurt a fly.

*Right, remember that time when she pulled the gun on Nirrti.*

Yeah, but that was different, that was cool.

*Ok, then that time after the foothold situation here, when she saw that tape of Jack hitting her and then

taking her shirt off.*

Oh, yeah, they had to cancel his next mission because he still couldn't walk.

"Uh, dannyboy, I think she was kidding."

*Stupid.*

"I knew that, I just figured we should get Teal'c down here before the whole base does find out."

See, he's not so stupid.

"Oh, and how would they find out Daniel?"

*There's the sarcasm again.*

"Ugh,, because Sgt. Davis accidentally, um, overheard about your….condition."

"Oh, great, the base's gossip monger knows, that's just fantastic. Well, go on, call Teal'c."

*You know it really scares me when she's sarcastic, usually cause I get grounded after she's done.*

Yeah, you know, I think she uses that as some sort of mechanism to vent her anger.

*Shut up, will you listen to yourself. All I need to know is that sarcastic mom = pissed mom.*

I guess so.

*Oh, here's the big guy himself.*

Are you gonna call him dad?

*Hell no.*

Well you know he's probably gonna move in with you guys now.

*Are you kidding me? My mom will never let a guy stay with us. She is forever moaning about her ex.*

True.

*I'm always right*

Uhuh. Look, everyone's clearing the room. Go with them.

*We're too far away to hear what's going on, I'm just gonna lean a little bit closer.*

You know that's probably illegal in some states.

*Probably.*

"Teal'c, I'm pregnant."

*Wow, you know, I never had the big guy down as a fainter.*