"Teal'c, I'm pregnant."

*See, there that wasn't too hard. Look he's happy. Wait, why are his eyes crossing?*

Oh, you have got to be freakin' kidding me!

*Fainting is a perfectly natural response to a shock.*

Oh, come on. Look at the guy. He's a big huge tough guy, he shouldn't faint. It can't be that much of a shock, I mean come, he was there.

*Yeah, so why did you nearly keel over when you found out?*

Key word in there, NEARLY. Anyway, should I try to pick him up or something.

Mental Laugh. *That's funny, you pick him up.* More mental laughing. *oh, that's a good one.*

Shut up, I could.

*Yeah right, call for help.*

I knew that.

"Sam."

Why is she laughing. It's not funny.

*It really is when you think about it.*

No it's not, look Jack and Daniel are laughing too, so is Hammond and Cassie.

*No they're not, you're imagining things.*

No, look there trying to pretend they're not. But they are.

*Whatever. See look, it took three of them to get Teal'c on the bed, you really think you could have done that yourself.*

I am stronger than I look.

*You are delusional.*

Look, he's waking up.

*Wouldn't you if you had that shit shoved under your nose?*

You have to sort this out with him

*Why do you have to be so serious. We can sort it out later, we got a whole seven months to sort stuff out.*

You know I'm right, and besides this might be the only time we get both of you conscious at the same time.

*Hey you know I've got an excuse.*

Uhuh, that being?

*I'm pregnant.*

You're not that pregnant.

*Shut up. Hey why are they leaving, where are they going?*

You know you just missed like an entire conversation.

*I did?*

Uhuh. You did it again, Teal'c just said something.

"What?"

"Dr Fraiser, will you marry me?"