"Teal'c, I'm pregnant."
*See, there that wasn't too hard. Look he's happy. Wait, why are his eyes crossing?*
Oh, you have got to be freakin' kidding me!
*Fainting is a perfectly natural response to a shock.*
Oh, come on. Look at the guy. He's a big huge tough guy, he shouldn't faint. It can't be that much of a shock, I mean come, he was there.
*Yeah, so why did you nearly keel over when you found out?*
Key word in there, NEARLY. Anyway, should I try to pick him up or something.
Mental Laugh. *That's funny, you pick him up.* More mental laughing. *oh, that's a good one.*
Shut up, I could.
*Yeah right, call for help.*
I knew that.
"Sam."
Why is she laughing. It's not funny.
*It really is when you think about it.*
No it's not, look Jack and Daniel are laughing too, so is Hammond and Cassie.
*No they're not, you're imagining things.*
No, look there trying to pretend they're not. But they are.
*Whatever. See look, it took three of them to get Teal'c on the bed, you really think you could have done that yourself.*
I am stronger than I look.
*You are delusional.*
Look, he's waking up.
*Wouldn't you if you had that shit shoved under your nose?*
You have to sort this out with him
*Why do you have to be so serious. We can sort it out later, we got a whole seven months to sort stuff out.*
You know I'm right, and besides this might be the only time we get both of you conscious at the same time.
*Hey you know I've got an excuse.*
Uhuh, that being?
*I'm pregnant.*
You're not that pregnant.
*Shut up. Hey why are they leaving, where are they going?*
You know you just missed like an entire conversation.
*I did?*
Uhuh. You did it again, Teal'c just said something.
"What?"
"Dr Fraiser, will you marry me?"
