"Dr. Fraiser, will you marry me?"
Hey, why is she laughing at me?
"Is there something humorous about my proposal?"
Look at that, she's on the floor rolling around with laughter.
*See look what you've done stupid, she thinks you're an idiot.*
"Oh, god, oh, I'm sorry Teal'c, that's ugh, that's…" Another bout of uncontrollable laughter. "That's very noble of you."
Noble, ok, there's a no coming.
"Then why are you laughing?"
"Do you even KNOW my first name?"
Shit, shit I do know this one.
*You screwed her and you don't even know her first name?*
No, no I do, Major Carter sometimes calls her by it, oh shit I can't remember, it begins with a J.
*Janine?*
No, ugh, Jamie?
*Is that not a guys name?*
No there was a girl on Jerry Springer yesterday called Jamie. Oh, I know this ugh….Janet, that's it Janet.
*That's good buddy, now try it so she can hear you.*
"Janet."
Hah, she looks surprised, she didn't think I knew it.
*You didn't.*
Shut up.
*Maybe if you ask me nicely.*
Shut up, kree.
*That's not funny.*
Yeah it is.
*Ask her for an answer.*
"What is your response?"
Look, she's trying to stop her self laughing again.
"That's very sweet of you Teal'c but I don't think marriage is the answer."
Sweet?
*Ok, so ask her what she in all her wisdom thinks we should do.*
"Then what do you believe is the solution?"
What, I am I a comedian all of a sudden, she laughing at me again. I don't mind that much though, she's really hot when she smiles.
*You know, there is something really serious going on here and all you can think about is how hot she looks. That women is the mother of your child, a child you at the moment don't seem too concerned with.*
Hey, I'm concerned. I was gonna say that Dr Frai- Janet's dead hot and so if the kid takes after it's mom it'll be good looking.
*Yeah right buddy.*
"Teal'c I don't think there is a SOLUTION to this, and if there is it's definitely NOT marriage. Maybe would could try a couple of dates?"
*Speak of tradition on Chulak.*
They get bored when I do that.
*Do it.*
"On Chulak, when a women is with child, it is customary for the father to choose to wed her or kill her."
See, she's gonna think I'm weird now.
*She already does.*
"Well, then I guess it's lucky for me that we're not on Chulak."
"Indeed."
You know I'm thinking I should change that to the earth term.
*What?*
Yeah, there's another way of saying indeed and I agree here.
*Really?*
Yeah, I'm gonna try it next time somebody says something like that.
*Ok, buddy, you do that.*
"Hey, so kids, how's it going in here?"
I wonder what they'd do if I started talking like O'Neill
"I think we've got it sorted out for now Colonel."
Hey, look at that, she's talking for me, we haven't sorted anything out.
*Yeah, but if you admit to that you'll look stupid, just agree.*
"Word."
