"Dr. Fraiser, will you marry me?"

Hey, why is she laughing at me?

"Is there something humorous about my proposal?"

Look at that, she's on the floor rolling around with laughter.

*See look what you've done stupid, she thinks you're an idiot.*

"Oh, god, oh, I'm sorry Teal'c, that's ugh, that's…" Another bout of uncontrollable laughter. "That's very noble of you."

Noble, ok, there's a no coming.

"Then why are you laughing?"

"Do you even KNOW my first name?"

Shit, shit I do know this one.

*You screwed her and you don't even know her first name?*

No, no I do, Major Carter sometimes calls her by it, oh shit I can't remember, it begins with a J.

*Janine?*

No, ugh, Jamie?

*Is that not a guys name?*

No there was a girl on Jerry Springer yesterday called Jamie. Oh, I know this ugh….Janet, that's it Janet.

*That's good buddy, now try it so she can hear you.*

"Janet."

Hah, she looks surprised, she didn't think I knew it.

*You didn't.*

Shut up.

*Maybe if you ask me nicely.*

Shut up, kree.

*That's not funny.*

Yeah it is.

*Ask her for an answer.*

"What is your response?"

Look, she's trying to stop her self laughing again.

"That's very sweet of you Teal'c but I don't think marriage is the answer."

Sweet?

*Ok, so ask her what she in all her wisdom thinks we should do.*

"Then what do you believe is the solution?"

What, I am I a comedian all of a sudden, she laughing at me again. I don't mind that much though, she's really hot when she smiles.

*You know, there is something really serious going on here and all you can think about is how hot she looks. That women is the mother of your child, a child you at the moment don't seem too concerned with.*

Hey, I'm concerned. I was gonna say that Dr Frai- Janet's dead hot and so if the kid takes after it's mom it'll be good looking.

*Yeah right buddy.*

"Teal'c I don't think there is a SOLUTION to this, and if there is it's definitely NOT marriage. Maybe would could try a couple of dates?"

*Speak of tradition on Chulak.*

They get bored when I do that.

*Do it.*

"On Chulak, when a women is with child, it is customary for the father to choose to wed her or kill her."

See, she's gonna think I'm weird now.

*She already does.*

"Well, then I guess it's lucky for me that we're not on Chulak."

"Indeed."

You know I'm thinking I should change that to the earth term.

*What?*

Yeah, there's another way of saying indeed and I agree here.

*Really?*

Yeah, I'm gonna try it next time somebody says something like that.

*Ok, buddy, you do that.*

"Hey, so kids, how's it going in here?"

I wonder what they'd do if I started talking like O'Neill

"I think we've got it sorted out for now Colonel."

Hey, look at that, she's talking for me, we haven't sorted anything out.

*Yeah, but if you admit to that you'll look stupid, just agree.*

"Word."