"Carter, can I talk to you outside for a minute?"
oh, my favourite Colonel wants to see me outside for a minute, mmm, wonder what this is about?
"Yes, sir."
"I need you to help me with something."
Ooooh, I'm intrigued now.
*You know you shouldn't even think big words around him.*
He's not stupid, he just pretends.
*Why would he do that?*
Because he's Jack.
*And that explains it?*
Yes. Where is he taking me. Is he checking me out?
*In your dreams girl.*
Yeah it is actually.
*Eugh.*
Ok, elevator, floor 24, where the hell are we going?
*You're asking me? Try asking him.*
"Sir, where are we going?"
"You'll see."
Oh, he is so up to something.
*What.*
Look, right there, that look in his eyes, and that little hint of a smile. He is soooooooo up to something.
*No he's not you just wish he was.*
I do not.
*Do to.*
I am so not getting in to this right now.
"Carter."
What. It's a store cupboard.
"Sir?"
"In here."
Oooook, see I told you he was up to something.
*OK, I see the look now, he IS checkin you out.*
"Sir what are we doing in here?"
"I need you to help me find something."
What they hell could be in here that he wa- he's kissing me oh my god what do I do?
*Slap him, then report him, it breaks regulations.*
Oh, I really mean it this time, shut up. I'm kissing him back.
-A short while later-
"Ah, there it is."
