"Carter, can I talk to you outside for a minute?"

oh, my favourite Colonel wants to see me outside for a minute, mmm, wonder what this is about?

"Yes, sir."

"I need you to help me with something."

Ooooh, I'm intrigued now.

*You know you shouldn't even think big words around him.*

He's not stupid, he just pretends.

*Why would he do that?*

Because he's Jack.

*And that explains it?*

Yes. Where is he taking me. Is he checking me out?

*In your dreams girl.*

Yeah it is actually.

*Eugh.*

Ok, elevator, floor 24, where the hell are we going?

*You're asking me? Try asking him.*

"Sir, where are we going?"

"You'll see."

Oh, he is so up to something.

*What.*

Look, right there, that look in his eyes, and that little hint of a smile. He is soooooooo up to something.

*No he's not you just wish he was.*

I do not.

*Do to.*

I am so not getting in to this right now.

"Carter."

What. It's a store cupboard.

"Sir?"

"In here."

Oooook, see I told you he was up to something.

*OK, I see the look now, he IS checkin you out.*

"Sir what are we doing in here?"

"I need you to help me find something."

What they hell could be in here that he wa- he's kissing me oh my god what do I do?

*Slap him, then report him, it breaks regulations.*

Oh, I really mean it this time, shut up. I'm kissing him back.

-A short while later-

"Ah, there it is."