"Colonel, Major, in future be careful where you 'check your store cupboards', understood?"
"Yes sir."
Say something.
"Understood sir."
*Good, now get the hell away from Jack before you do something illegal.*
I can control myself.
*Uhuh so why are you're eyes glued to his ass.*
It's the focal point of this room.
*Yeah right.*
It is.
*Go, get out of here right now, go and see Janet.*
Why.
*Cause she's your best friend remember, and despite the fact that she's a doctor, is always lecturing you, and should in general know better, she's managed to get herself…..in trouble.*
You sound like an eighty year old. (In shaky old lady voice.)'oh the poor dear's got herself in trouble, and she's not married, we'll have to send her off to a convent.
*Just because I'm responsible and mature and you're……not. Doesn't mean to say I'm old.*
Shut up, I'm at Janet's office now. I'm going in.
*Hold it, hold it.*
What now?
*Listen.*
What?
*Shut up and listen.*
Oh my god, is that what I think it is?
*I would say so.*
Remind me never to touch anything in that office again.
*Oh, don't worry.*
So, what now?
*Daniel.*
Shit, I forgot about him, he'll be distraught about this. He's not exactly been subtle about his feelings for Janet. Although it would probably take a sledge hammer before someone gets it through Janet's head that he likes her.
*She must be the only person on the base who doesn't know.*
Ok, Daniel's office.
*Oh my god, what's he doing?*
"Daniel noooooooooo."
