"Colonel, Major, in future be careful where you 'check your store cupboards', understood?"

"Yes sir."

Say something.

"Understood sir."

*Good, now get the hell away from Jack before you do something illegal.*

I can control myself.

*Uhuh so why are you're eyes glued to his ass.*

It's the focal point of this room.

*Yeah right.*

It is.

*Go, get out of here right now, go and see Janet.*

Why.

*Cause she's your best friend remember, and despite the fact that she's a doctor, is always lecturing you, and should in general know better, she's managed to get herself…..in trouble.*

You sound like an eighty year old. (In shaky old lady voice.)'oh the poor dear's got herself in trouble, and she's not married, we'll have to send her off to a convent.

*Just because I'm responsible and mature and you're……not. Doesn't mean to say I'm old.*

Shut up, I'm at Janet's office now. I'm going in.

*Hold it, hold it.*

What now?

*Listen.*

What?

*Shut up and listen.*

Oh my god, is that what I think it is?

*I would say so.*

Remind me never to touch anything in that office again.

*Oh, don't worry.*

So, what now?

*Daniel.*

Shit, I forgot about him, he'll be distraught about this. He's not exactly been subtle about his feelings for Janet. Although it would probably take a sledge hammer before someone gets it through Janet's head that he likes her.

*She must be the only person on the base who doesn't know.*

Ok, Daniel's office.

*Oh my god, what's he doing?*

"Daniel noooooooooo."