"Daniel noooooooooo."
What, what the hell is she doing here?
"Daniel what the hell are you doing with that knife?"
What does it look like I'm doing stupid, I'm cutting a large gash in my hand so that Janet will notice me and not the big bald guy.
*I think she thinks you were trying to kill yourself.*
Oh, I can see how it might look like that.
"Not trying to kill myself if that what you're thinking."
"Good, come on, let's go to the infirmary, get that hand seen to."
Yay, infirmary means Janet. My sweet, sweet Janet.
*You are one sick puppy, and don't you mean Teal'c's Janet?*
No, she will be mine.
*Whatever buddy.*
I have a plan.
"So, Daniel, what were you trying to do?"
*Think fast buddy.*
"I was, just ugh….checking if the knife needed sharpened, apparently not."
"Uhuh."
*She is so not buying that.*
It doesn't matter.
*Ok then*
Yay we're at the infirmary.
*You need professional help.*
Do not.
*Do to.*
Do not.
*I'm not getting into this with you right now.*
Hey, where's Sam going?
*To get Janet dumb ass, there is a large gaping wound in your hand.*
Oh yeah. Here she comes, oh look her hair's down, she looks really hot like that, wonder what made her where it like that?
*I can imagine.*
She wouldn't.
*I hate to break it to you pal, but she already has.*
At the Christmas party though. You saw the state of her then, she was trashed.
*So?*
So you she wasn't in full control of herself.
*Really buddy, you need professional help.*
Do not.
*Stop it.*
She's finished with the stitches. Now's my chance.
*For what?*
"Janet would you like to got to dinner sometime?"
*Oh boy.*
"Ugh, Daniel, you know….I'm flattered and everything but Teal'c and I have kind of got this whole parent gig going on right now."
*Parent gig?*
See she's just doing this whole Teal'c thing for the baby.
*No, she's just doing Teal'c.*
I'm not listening to you. Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
"Daniel are you OK?"
No I am not ok. I have had enough, I love Janet, she loves me, we're going to live happily ever after.
*Seriously get help.*
Shut up.
"Aaagh, Daniel what the hell are you doing?"
This isn't a threat folks but I'm going to stop if I don't get more reviews cause if you don't review then as far as I know nobody's reading it.
