"Aaagh, Daniel what the hell are you doing?"

*I'd say it's pretty obvious, he's slinging you over his shoulder and carrying you out of the infirmary.*

I knew that, I meant, WHY is he doing that?

*That's not what you said.*

But it's what I meant.

*If I didn't know that then he's not going to.*

Shut it.

"Daniel, put me down."

*oh, very imaginative.*

Will you stop bitching and do something constructive.

*Ok, you want him to put you down, kick him in the nuts.*

Actually, that not a bad idea.

"Daniel put me down right now."

I asked him nicely.

*Oh my god, he didn't even flinch, what did you give him?*

ME? Why is it always my fault?

*Because it just is OK.*

No it's not ok. I don't have time for this just now. Where the hell are all the SF's when you need them. Oh, great we made it to the lift.

"Daniel, what the hell are you doing put me down."

Is he singing?

"Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married."

Ok, I'm getting scared now.

*I should think so. Maybe it wasn't all Machello's little buggers that made him nuts. I mean there must have been something there to start of with.*

Shut up they made me and the Colonel go nuts as well. That was sooo, embarrassing. Thank god Sam stopped me before I did something worse.

*Ok, reality check, you're at Daniel's car.*

Oh no, no, come on, not the trunk, oh come on, I mean I'm pregnant for god's sake.

"Daniel, let me outta here."

*He's still singing.*

This is ridiculous, it's supposed to be a top security base yet the resident nut job can sling the CMO over his shoulder and walk out without any resistance, there is something wrong with that.

*You should take comfort from the fact the Teal'c will not be amused when he hears about this, think of the major ass kicking Daniel's gonna get for this.*

Yeah, I feel a bit better now. Although I am starting to remember why and don't like small spaces.

*Could do with a little less of the swerving from Daniel to.*

I know I mean come on, fragile goods.

*We've stopped.*

Ok, that is not Daniel! Maybe he's a Goa'uld or something, what the hell is go- for god's sake Daniel I can walk, your shoulder is not the most comfortable of places to be.

*Is that a church?*

Oh yeah.

*And he's still singing?*

Mmmmhmmm.

*You know what this means right?*

Unfortunately yes, I think I've got a good idea.

*Aren't priests supposed to be good guys?*

Supposed to be.

*Oh, great they're skipping to the vows part.*

Ok, note to self let Daniel down gently. I don't get this, I mean the man has ignored me since I met him, the only time he's ever said more than he had to to me was when Cassie was ill and now the first time in six years when I'm not available he asks me out. Aaaaargh. Men are so dense.

*And you're not at all concerned about this marriage thing?*

Nope.

*Why.*

Cause any minute now Teal'c, Jack and Sam are going to burst through those doors and stop the ceremony.

*Right.*

No, really it's what always happens.

*Uhuh. He's asking you if you do.*

What kinda dumb ass is this guy, does it look like I do, I mean yes this is how I always envisaged my wedding.

*It's marginally better than the last one.*

Oh, so do not even go there with me.

*Uh, he just answered for us, and the priest is taking his answer.*

"I now pronounce you man and wife."

"Hey wait a minu-"

Eugh, I hope he's washed his hand before clamping it over my mouth.

*Oh woohoo, over the shoulder again, So where's lover boy and co?*

They should have been here, it's what always happens.

*Yeah, well, I think this disproves your theory.*

Wait, there they are. About five minutes too late may I add.

*oh the trunk again.*

Did they just shoot him?

*Relax, it was a zat.*

Good, cause I really can't be bothered fixing him up right now. This being kidnapped stuff is tiring.

*Woos. You know that in seven months you are no longer going to have the excuse of being pregnant?*

Yeah, I know.

*What's the hold up here people, fancy getting me outta the trunk sometime today.*

"Hold up Jan, we need to find the keys."

How many times do I have to tell her do not call me Jan?

*Ok, I would be a little more concerned with the fact that they can't find the keys.*

Hey, what is digging in to me?

*Found them.*

"Sam."

"Yeah?"

"They're in here."