"Janet, are you all right?"

Janet, did he just call her Janet.?

*Well it is her name.*

Yeah, but I never heard the big guy call anyone by just their first name.

*Well Jack, he did knock her up, I think it's allowed for them to be on a first name basis.*

This is true.

*In a weird way they're kinda cute together, it's like little and large.*

'Cute', you've been spending way too much time with Carter, mmmm Carter.

*How many times do I have to tell you, head outta your pants boy.*

She's so close, I wanna hug too.

*Will you focus, Daniel has just kidnapped Janet, are you not the least bit concerned?*

I suppose, but Carter, hug, mmmm.

*STOP IT. Find out if Janet knows why?*

"So, doc any idea what just happened?"

"Oh, well, Daniel took me for a little trip, he carried me out of the base, I got to go for a little ride in his trunk. We apparently got married. It was fun."

Ouch, that was harsh.

*Wait a minute…..*

"Married?"

"Yes apparently nowadays you don't need a partner who wants to get married, you just tie them to the chair and say I do for them and the priest will go along with it."

I really don't wanna be Dannyboy when he wakes up, Teal'c's working the jaw and Janet looks mighty pissed.

*Come on, he kinda deserves it for this. What was he thinking?*

Marriage, this is actually all really quite funny when you think about it.

*Funny how?*

Ok, maybe it's not.

*Thank you.*

"Sir, he's waking up."

Mmmmm, Carter.

*JACK.*

Sorry, right.

"Danny boy, Danny boy. Wake up."