"Janet, are you all right?"
Janet, did he just call her Janet.?
*Well it is her name.*
Yeah, but I never heard the big guy call anyone by just their first name.
*Well Jack, he did knock her up, I think it's allowed for them to be on a first name basis.*
This is true.
*In a weird way they're kinda cute together, it's like little and large.*
'Cute', you've been spending way too much time with Carter, mmmm Carter.
*How many times do I have to tell you, head outta your pants boy.*
She's so close, I wanna hug too.
*Will you focus, Daniel has just kidnapped Janet, are you not the least bit concerned?*
I suppose, but Carter, hug, mmmm.
*STOP IT. Find out if Janet knows why?*
"So, doc any idea what just happened?"
"Oh, well, Daniel took me for a little trip, he carried me out of the base, I got to go for a little ride in his trunk. We apparently got married. It was fun."
Ouch, that was harsh.
*Wait a minuteā¦..*
"Married?"
"Yes apparently nowadays you don't need a partner who wants to get married, you just tie them to the chair and say I do for them and the priest will go along with it."
I really don't wanna be Dannyboy when he wakes up, Teal'c's working the jaw and Janet looks mighty pissed.
*Come on, he kinda deserves it for this. What was he thinking?*
Marriage, this is actually all really quite funny when you think about it.
*Funny how?*
Ok, maybe it's not.
*Thank you.*
"Sir, he's waking up."
Mmmmm, Carter.
*JACK.*
Sorry, right.
"Danny boy, Danny boy. Wake up."
