"Danny boy, Danny boy. Wake up."

Ooooooh, tingly

*Yeah ok, try opening the eyes.*

Hey, there's Janet, hey, why is Teal'c hugging her.

*Ugh, maybe cause they're together.*

Shut up, they're not, she's my wife.

*You need to get in a program or something cause this is just not right.*

"Danny?"

*Maybe you should say something.*

"Janet."

*I was thinking more along the lines of Jack, but it's a start a bad one, but.*

"Whoa, easy there Dannyboy."

Gotta get Teal'c off her.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Get off her."

*He's gonna hurt you.*

No he wo-"

"Aaaaaaaaaargh."

Why is she laughing, He's crushing my hand and she's laughing.

*Hmmmmm, could it possibly be what I've been saying all along, she doesn't love you, hell she may not even like you.*

Not true. Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.

*Good god, why did I have to be in your head.*

"Daniel Jackson, would you please refrain from this action."

"Noooooooo, she's mine."

*Oh, bad move, bad move, she is not happy.*

"I'm YOURS. I AM YOURS!"

Agh, Agh, that hurts agh. Yay, she's trying to hug me.

*She's trying to strangle you.*

"Janet, Janet, calm down. Come on."

No Sam, don't pull her away, she's trying to hug me. Look how much she doesn't want to go.

*Oh my god.*

"Janet, leave it."