"Janet, leave it."

Oh, way to go Daniel, she's really pissed now.

*Like she wasn't before.*

I guess.

"Teal'c get her outta here."

I love it when he barks orders like that. He's so manly.

*Girl will you get a grip.*

What?

*He's so manly.*

Shut up.

"Carter, help me get Daniel in the car."

He is one sick puppy. Agh, that hurt, what is wrong with him.

*Dunno, kinda beginning to wish you hadn't held Janet back though.*

Are you kidding, we wouldn't have been able to recognize him.

*Is that really such a bad thing.*

Come on, there's obviously something wrong with him.

*Like what.*

I dunno, but biting people isn't exactly his style.

*Whatever.*

Hey, when'd I get in the car?

*While we were arguing, we're nearly at the SGC.*

Oh woohoo, cause I don't spend enough time there.

*Daniel's saying something.*

"Are we going to see Janet, are we going to see Janet?"

Oh boy.

"Ugh, yeah, sure."

*Are you sure that's a good idea.*

Ugh no, but at least we might get him there now.

*I guess. What's his thing with Janet anyway.*

I have no idea but hey, whatever moves your furniture.

*Oh god, it must have something to do with all the computers in the mountain, they must fry all your brains or something.*

What?

*Whatever moves your furniture?*

It's an expression, isn't it?

*Sigh*

Oh look we're here.

*Whoopee.*

"Are we gonna go see Janet now."

"Yeah danny, we're gonna go see Janet. I think she's in the infirmary."

"Yay."

Oh god.

*I think a little visit to Dr. MacKenzie is in order.*

I hate him.

*I know.*

"Janet's not here. You said she'd be here."

Oh my.

*It's a good job he doesn't have a dummy to spit out.*

oh, looky Jack's takin him down.

"Sam, restraints!"

whoops.

"I'm on it."

oh that's a good angle.

*What?*

For Jack's ass.

*Oh yeah.*

"Sam!"

"What?"

"Restraints."

oops.

"Here."

I don't think he'll be going anywhere soon.

*Janet can sleep easy now.*

Mmmmmhmmm.

"Sam, why'd you take so long?"

"I was checkin out your ass."

Shit, I did not mean to say that out loud.

*Smooth move Carter.*

"Really? You like my ass huh."

*Be careful, you know he'll never let it go.*

"Yeah."

"Come here, you uh, wanna take a closer look?"

Oh yeah.

*Ugh, go somewhere private.*

I know that.

*Ok, Janet's office isn't really what I had in mind but ok, I suppose it's better than nothing.*

Oh my, I could get use to this.

*If you get caught you are gonna be screwed.*

Well then it looks like I'll be screwed either way.

*That is a sick joke.*

hehehehehehehehehehe.

Oh my God.

"Daniel!"