"Janet, leave it."
Oh, way to go Daniel, she's really pissed now.
*Like she wasn't before.*
I guess.
"Teal'c get her outta here."
I love it when he barks orders like that. He's so manly.
*Girl will you get a grip.*
What?
*He's so manly.*
Shut up.
"Carter, help me get Daniel in the car."
He is one sick puppy. Agh, that hurt, what is wrong with him.
*Dunno, kinda beginning to wish you hadn't held Janet back though.*
Are you kidding, we wouldn't have been able to recognize him.
*Is that really such a bad thing.*
Come on, there's obviously something wrong with him.
*Like what.*
I dunno, but biting people isn't exactly his style.
*Whatever.*
Hey, when'd I get in the car?
*While we were arguing, we're nearly at the SGC.*
Oh woohoo, cause I don't spend enough time there.
*Daniel's saying something.*
"Are we going to see Janet, are we going to see Janet?"
Oh boy.
"Ugh, yeah, sure."
*Are you sure that's a good idea.*
Ugh no, but at least we might get him there now.
*I guess. What's his thing with Janet anyway.*
I have no idea but hey, whatever moves your furniture.
*Oh god, it must have something to do with all the computers in the mountain, they must fry all your brains or something.*
What?
*Whatever moves your furniture?*
It's an expression, isn't it?
*Sigh*
Oh look we're here.
*Whoopee.*
"Are we gonna go see Janet now."
"Yeah danny, we're gonna go see Janet. I think she's in the infirmary."
"Yay."
Oh god.
*I think a little visit to Dr. MacKenzie is in order.*
I hate him.
*I know.*
"Janet's not here. You said she'd be here."
Oh my.
*It's a good job he doesn't have a dummy to spit out.*
oh, looky Jack's takin him down.
"Sam, restraints!"
whoops.
"I'm on it."
oh that's a good angle.
*What?*
For Jack's ass.
*Oh yeah.*
"Sam!"
"What?"
"Restraints."
oops.
"Here."
I don't think he'll be going anywhere soon.
*Janet can sleep easy now.*
Mmmmmhmmm.
"Sam, why'd you take so long?"
"I was checkin out your ass."
Shit, I did not mean to say that out loud.
*Smooth move Carter.*
"Really? You like my ass huh."
*Be careful, you know he'll never let it go.*
"Yeah."
"Come here, you uh, wanna take a closer look?"
Oh yeah.
*Ugh, go somewhere private.*
I know that.
*Ok, Janet's office isn't really what I had in mind but ok, I suppose it's better than nothing.*
Oh my, I could get use to this.
*If you get caught you are gonna be screwed.*
Well then it looks like I'll be screwed either way.
*That is a sick joke.*
hehehehehehehehehehe.
Oh my God.
"Daniel!"
