"Daniel!"
Ok, this has never happened to me before.
*She's looking out the window, stud!*
What?
*I dunno, ask her.*
"What?"
"I just saw Daniel at the window."
"We're on the second floor."
*Oh yeah, say it like you don't believe her, that'll win you points.*
Shut up.
"I am telling you I saw Daniel."
Oh please.
"I'll will go and investigate."
"Good."
God damn, if he is here I am gonna kill him.
*Why*
Cause, I was getting some.
*You are sooo lame*
I told you, shut up. Jeez it's cold out here.
"Daniel Jackson?"
*Oh yeah, that'll work, he wants to be found stalkin' your woman.*
I won't say it again.
*What are you going to do, hurt me?*
Yeah I am……wait. Shut up.
*ha ha.*
"Teal'c!"
God damn him.
*Yeah, cause I never saw that coming.*
Hey, where'd that car come from?
"Teal'c! Like today!"
You know, Drey'ac was never this bossy.
*Yes and while you stand here thinking about that, a car is speeding off containing a psycho, and your pregnant girlfriend.*
"Shit."
