"Daniel!"

Ok, this has never happened to me before.

*She's looking out the window, stud!*

What?

*I dunno, ask her.*

"What?"

"I just saw Daniel at the window."

"We're on the second floor."

*Oh yeah, say it like you don't believe her, that'll win you points.*

Shut up.

"I am telling you I saw Daniel."

Oh please.

"I'll will go and investigate."

"Good."

God damn, if he is here I am gonna kill him.

*Why*

Cause, I was getting some.

*You are sooo lame*

I told you, shut up. Jeez it's cold out here.

"Daniel Jackson?"

*Oh yeah, that'll work, he wants to be found stalkin' your woman.*

I won't say it again.

*What are you going to do, hurt me?*

Yeah I am……wait. Shut up.

*ha ha.*

"Teal'c!"

God damn him.

*Yeah, cause I never saw that coming.*

Hey, where'd that car come from?

"Teal'c! Like today!"

You know, Drey'ac was never this bossy.

*Yes and while you stand here thinking about that, a car is speeding off containing a psycho, and your pregnant girlfriend.*

"Shit."