Disclaimer- I don't own "The Faculty", "The Shining",
"Scream," "I Know What You Did Last Summer","Friday the 13th",
"Urban Legends", "10 Things I Hate About You" (from which I borrowed
a line), Doritoes, cheetoes, or anything else in the -etoes
family, and I also don't own Fruit Loops. Thank you for reading my extremely
long disclaimer, and if you did, you're crazy. Why read this when you
could be reading my extremely funny parody?

Summary- The basic plot of "The Faculty", but w/ a lot of differences including, setting,
characters names, etc. And instead of it being set in
high school, it's set in middle school, 8th grade to be exact.

A/N- Okay I have changed the characters names, so they are as
follows-
Casey:Cameron
Zeke:Zane
Delilah:Deborah
Stokely:Strickly
Mary-Beth:Mary-Sue
Stan:Steve

Enjoy!!

Scene 3-

Int. View of middle school.
Camera pans down.
Kids are walking around outside the building.
Move to view of the street.
Focus on an eighth grader, Zane Turner, riding his bike up to the school.
He swerves, narrowly missing a few other students.
Camera moves to see the sidewalk outside of the school
entrance.
Kids are walking on the sidewalk, waiting for the bell.
Focus on kid walking along.

Mean Kid #1- Hey! Cameron!

Cameron Carson turns his head looking for the person who shouted
out his name.
He keeps walking head turned.
Almost immeadiatly, he runs into a pole.
He falls down.

Mean Kid #2- Classic!

Mean Kid #1-Works everytime.

Cameron- Ow.

Freeze frame. Name flashes on the screen:Cameron - Geek,
klutz extrordinair.
End freeze frame.

Strickley Reynolds walks by Cameron. She's dressed all in black, and looks like she's got an attitude
problem major.

Strickley- Nice fall. I give it a 9.5.

Freeze Frame. Name:Strickley - Loner, sci-fi whiz
end freeze frame.

Strickley bumps into Steve Hamlin, star golfer on the Overlook Middle
School golf team. Popular.

Strickley- Remove head from sphinxter, then walk.

Steve- Hey!

Freeze frame. Name: Steve - Most popular guy in school, king of the jocks.
End freeze frame.

Steve walks over to wear a group of girls are assembled, one which is
Deborah Saint, Steve's kinda-sorta girlfriend, who's
also the most popular girl in school, and the captain of the
flag team, ajnd editor of the school newspaper. Deborah is very smart,
but has almost no patience.

Deborah- Ok, for flag uniforms I was thinking same basic design
as last year, nothing fancy or wild, just a few changes, w/
a look of nonchalance. Okay?

Freeze Frame. Name-Deborah: Most popular girl in school, the indifferent one.
Freeze frame ends.

Steve- Deborah, I have to talk to you.

Deborah- Not right now, Steve. The bell is about to ring and I've
got to get to homeroom. I also need to pick the flag routines, and find
aq new page turner for the paper. Now if you excuse me, I've got to run.
Bubbye Steve.

Int. Front door.
Mary-Sue Hurley walks up to the door and enters. Camera follows.
Mary-Sue is a smart idealistic eighth grader,who has a tendancy to romanticize
the situation.

Int. the hallway by the entrance.
We see Mary-Sue examining a sign by the entrance that reads:

Overlook Middle School
Birthplace of the Ridiculously
Overdone Horror Movie Parody

Mary-Sue finishes reading and shrugs.
She looks for the office.
She spots a guy in a "Scream" costume and walks towards him.
when she reaches him, she taps him on the shoulder, and he
turns around.

Mary-Sue: Excuse me, do you know where the office is?

The scream guy points left w/ his fake knife.

Mary-Sue: Thanks. I'm Mary-Sue Hurley. I'm new here.
I just transferred from Richmond, Virginia.

Freeze Frame. Name- Mary-Sue: New girl. The Cheerful One.

Mary-Sue walks over to the door scream guy pointed towards and walks
through it.

Int. Office.

Mary-Sue walks towards the desk where the secretary is
sitting.

Mary-Sue: Hello. I'm Mary-Sue Hurley. I'm new.

The secretary hands her a schedule.
It read:

Overlook Middle School
Parody Schedule-

Monday- Scream

Tuesday-I Know What You Did Last Summer

Wednesday- Nightmare on Elm Street

Thursday- The Faculty

Friday- Friday the 13th

Mary-Sue: Yeah! Today is Thursday. I love "The Faculty".

Int. Boy's Bathroom.
Camera starts on door, but pans over to where
Zane and two other 8th grade boys are standing.

Zane- Here they are guys.
Zane pulkls from behind him two bags of Doritoes.
He hands them to the two guys.
One guy smiles, the other frowns.

Guy #1- Dude, these arn't Cheetoes.
(turns to the other guy) Dude, do these look like cheetoes, my
favorite snack ending in -etoes?

Guy #2- It's your new favorite snack ending in -etoes.

Zane- Look guys, take 'em or leave 'em.

Guy #1 looks skeptical.

Zane- Ok, I'll throw in a couple of bags of these.

He grabs a couple of baggies filled w/ fruit loops from
his pocket.

Zane- My own personal favorite.

Guy #1- How do we know these fruit loops arn't generic brand fruit loops?

Zane- Because I'm super smart.

Guy #2- Why is that relevant? And if your so super smart, why are repeating the eighth grade.

The bell rings.
The two guys grab the baggies.
They throw a few dollars at him to pay for the snacks and
take off.

Zane- Why would anyone be a drug dealer when there is
so much money in the snack food trade. Ahh, the life of a snack
dealer.

Freeze frame. Name: Zane- Rebel.Missuser of resale value.
Freeze frame ends.
Zane walks out of the boys bathroom. He was going somewhere, but definatly not class.

A/N: That's it for now! REVIEW!!!
I'll post soon!