Scene: 6 (I Think)

Int. The teacher's lounge

There are about three teachers in there.

Nurse Hepatitis is sitting on a couch reading a magazine.
Coach Distemper is standing by the counter drinking decaf coffee out of a mug.
Mr. Mange is standing at the other end of the counter, counting the minutes
until retirement.

Mr. Shingles enters the teacher's lounge and stands in the
doorway. He has a nasty gash on his arm.

Mr. Shingles-Um, Nurse Hepatitis?

Nurse Hepatitis looks away from her magazine, apparently annoyed
at being pulled away from the intriguing article she was
reading called "Ten Ways To Zap Away Zits".

Nurse Hepatitis- Yes?

Mr. Shingles- Um, I have the really bad cut. Could you bandage my
arm?

Nurse Hepatitis looks at him like he's stupid.

Nurse Hepatitis- What? You dragged me away from my Cosmo
for this? Of course I can't bandage your arm; it's my
break.

Mr. Shingles now looks really pale.

Mr. Shingles- But Nurse, I've lost a lot of blood and-

Nurse Hepatitis interrupts.

Nurse Hepatitis-One word. Hospital.

Mr. Shingles faints from loss of blood.

Mr. Constipated enters the lounge.

He notices Mr. Shingles.

Mr. Constipated- Did anyone notice that Jim is dead?

Nobody pays attention.

Mr. Constipated notices Nurse Hepatitis.

He moves over to the couch.

Mr. Constipated-Will you be my neighbor?

Nurse Hepatitis dosen't look up from her magazine
but motions for him to come closer.

He does come closer, and she flicks him hard on the nose.

Mr. Constipated-Ow.

Mr. Constipated moves over to the counter where Mr. Mange
is standing.Mr. Constipated opens his mouth to speak, but Mr. Mange
interrupts him.

Mr. Mange-If you ask me to be your neighbor, I'll kick you so
hard you'll be burping out of you're butt, and farting out
of you're mouth.

Mr. Constipated frowns and looks down.Then he looks up
and starts to speak again.

Mr. Constipated-Why is Coach drinking so much de-caf?

Mr. Mange-Probably couldn't handle regular.

Ms. Reubella enters, looking like she's gone throuh a mid-life
crisis. She dressed like she's forty again. Totally different
hairstyle, too.

Coach Distemper looks up from his coffee.

Coach Distemper-Ms. Reubella, you look totally ugly today.

Ms. Reubella-Thank-you Coach.
Ms. Ruebella smiles.

Scene 7-

Int. Hallway.

Deborah is standing with a group of her friends.

Deborah-So I was all, "Whatever," and she was all "Yeah right."
So anyway, then Fred comes in and he's all "I rock," and I like-

At this point Steve has walked up, and he interrupts her.

Steve-Um, Deb, can I talk to you?

Deborah rolls her eyes and sighs.

Deborah-Allright. (to her friends) Gotta go. See ya after class!

Steve and Deborah walk away from the group to talk in private.

Deborah-(exasperated)What?

Steve-I'm not playing golf this year.

Deborah-You're not playing golf this year?

Steve-That's not what I said. I said I'm not playing golf this year.

Deborah-Okaaayyy....But this means
that we can't kinda-sorta date anymore.

Steve-What?

Deborah-Don't you watch steriotypical teen movies? The captain
of the golf team dates the head of the flag team. That's how it always
seems to work.

Steve-Oh...That's stupid.

Deborah is shocked.

Deborah-How could you say that?! All the hot guys in the movies
date that way! Are you saying that the hot guys are wrong?

Steve-No. I would never say that, considering the fact that you would
hurt me if I did.

Deborah-I'm sorry, Steve, but if you quit the golf team, we
can't kinda-sorta date anymore. Why do you want to quit
anyway.

Steve-I wanna collect...rocks.

Deborah-Well, we're not kinda-sorta dating anymore. Buh-bye Steve.

Deborah walks away.

Steve-Darn.

A/N:Short? I know. Next up: Miss Burke's class.