Discliamer-I don't own anything.


Scene 6

Int. Ms.Colitis' room

Ms. Colitis is talking about the assigned reading, One fish, two
fish, red fish, blue fish.

Ms. Colitis- Why do you think Mr.-excuse me, Dr. Suess wrote
this book?

Zane raises his hand.

Ms. Colitis- Yes, Zane.

Zane- He was trying to pay off gambling debts?

The other students laugh uproarously

Ms. Colitis-- Um, no Zane. Dr. Seuss was trying to stop fish discrimination.

Zane- Yes, but wasn't fish used as a metaphor, pherhaps to
symbolize the people of the world.

Ms. Colitis-Um, I-

Zane- Like I said, gambling debts.

The class errupts into laughter.

Ms. Colitis- Oh, come on, it's not that funny!

Fade out.

Scene 7-


Int. Gym

Cameron is eating lunch in the gym, hiding from the 8th gradew bullies.

Cameron- Bologna again...

Coach Distemper-Hey, you!

Cameron is suprised and drops his sandwich.

Cameron-Eeek!

Coach-Why arn't you eating in the cafeteria?(sarcastically) Afraid the bullies are gonna get ya?

Cameron-Do the word 'wedgie' mean anything to you?

Coach- Huh?

Cameron- Maybe, 'swirlie'? How about 'girls bathroom'? (Getting really dramatic)Or maybe
'complete humilitation in front of everbody at school, who I have to see every-

(Coach cuts him off)

Coach-That's enough. Get out.

Cameron walks out as fast as he can.He slips and
falls. On the ground he spots something and picks it up. It's a cheerio.
Cameron gets up and he walks out of the gym.

Scene 10

Cameron walks dejectly out the tables where the other students are
are eating. He sits down with the remainder of his lunch in his
brown lunch bag.

Mary-Sue walks up to his table and sits down.

Mary-Sue-Hey, you, can I sit here?

Cameron eyes her suspiciously.

Cameron- Aren't you looking for Strickley?

Mary-Sue- The script said I had to eat lunch with the weirdo with no friends. You
pretty much fit tht description.

Cameron-Hey, I'm not a weirdo. I'm a geek, thank-you very much.

Mary-Sue shruggs.

Mary-Sue-Eh, you'll do.

Cameron-Your seriously going to mess up the whole story
-line.

Mary-Sue-(Dramatically and mocking him) I think I can live with that choice.

The lunchlady is walking around handing out baggie of cheerios to the
students. Cameron looks suspicious.

Cameron-That's nutritionnal food.Since when did they start caring about our well being....

Fade out.

Scene 11-

Int- Health and Foods class.

Cameron walks in.He trips over the leg of the desk, and fall. He picks
himself up and keeps on walking. A few other people are in there talking.
Cameron walks up to the teacher Ms. E. Coli

Cameron- Ms. E. Coli, I found this in the gym.

He hands the food to the teacher. She studies it carefully.

Ms. E. Coli- Well, this certinly looks like a cheerio, but it's
really a cheap knock off. I'll put it here for now.

Cameron-Isn't it like supposed to be more complicated than that.

Ms. E. Coli-Quiet you.

Scene 11-

Mr. Mange's History class.

Camera goes around the room to see all the kids in the class, except
Zane eating their bags of cheerios.
We see a bag of cheerios in Mr. Mange's hand.

Mr. Mange-What was the cause of the civil war?

Zane raises his hand.

Mr. Mange sighs.

Mr. Mange- Yes, Zane?

Zane-Robert E. Lee made fun of Lincoln hat.

Nobody laughs. Everybody contiues to eat their cheerios and
pay attention to Mr. Mange.

Mr. Mange-No, Zane.

Zane looks around like he can believe it.

Zane-Come on people, that was funny!

Nobody laughs. Everybody is eating cheerios and paying
attention to Mr. Mange.

Zane turns around dejectedly and slumps down in his seat.

Zane- For the love of...

Fade out.