"Hey Janet, will you watch the leather, that's a bitch to get repaired."

Leather. Leather? My obviously delusional love is trying to kill me, and Sam's worried about leather? We have to get Janet to a hospital. She's obviously ill.

*Yeah, she's the ill one.*

Yes she is, she's ill, that's why she's confused. She loves me, not Teal'c.

*Uhuh*

Thank you Jack.

*You know, I don't think he's doing it for you.*

I choose to ignore that. Grrr, there's Teal'c, I hate him.

"Danny boy, calm down, calm down."

Calm down, he's brainwashed Janet, he's used some Apophisy brainwashy thing on her.

*Will you stop deluding yourself?*

I'm not deluding myself, she loves me.

*Yeah.*

Hey, where are they taking me. Jack put me down!

*You know, he can't hear you?*

"Put me down!"

"Daniel, it's for your own good."

Own good my ass! They don't understand.

*No I think they do, and it is for your own good.*

How.

*Well, I really don't think they would be able to hold Janet back for much longer, and if you stayed there much longer, Teal'c would crush you like a little teeny bug.*

You're proving my point, they can't hold Janet back from me because she loves me.

*Oh, I give up. Have a nice time in the loony bin.*

Oh, and where are you gonna go?

*Ok, now it's my turn to say shut up.*

See, haha. Hey, why are they putting me in the car? Hey watch the head.

*I don't think they care.*

I thought you'd given up.

*I had, but now I've changed my mind. I'm going to stay, and taunt you. Mwahahahahahaha.*

I hate you.

*I know. I hate you too.*

Hey where are they taking me?

*50 bucks says back to the loony bin.*

Shut it.

"Jack, where are we going?"

"Just for a little ride Danny, don't worry bout a thing."

*Little ride my ass.*

Jack wouldn't lie to me.

*You really are delusional.*

Shut up, I have sooooo had enough of you.

*Oh look, we're pulling up outside the Academy hospital. There's a phrase springing to mind, what is it………oh yeah. I told you so!*

Ugh, Jack just wants to make sure I'm fine after Janet tried to strangle me.

*Again I say, uhuh.*

It's not true. Jack's my friend.

*Oh look at that, would that be Doctor McKenzie with some heavies and a straight jacket.*

It's for someone coming in behind us.

*I feel an uhuh coming on again.*

No, it's not true, Janet wouldn't let them do that to me.

*Why not?*

Cause she loves, and she's the ill one, she just confused.

*Yeah, you know you really so need help.*

No I don't. Hey, they're putting a straight Jacket on me.

*hehe.*

Hey look, there's Sam, Teal'c and Janet! See, she's come to save me.

"Janet, Janet! Nooooooo, don't let them do this to me! Noooo!"