"Janet, Janet! Nooooooo, don't let them do this to me! Noooo!"
Oh, this is going to be sooo much fun.
*You really need a life.*
I have a perfectly good one taunting the mentally afflicted.
*And that makes you pathetic.*
How can you say that with that in front of me. 'No, no pleeease, I love you I need you, save me'.
*I don't recall him saying that.*
Oh, it'll come.
*We'll see.*
"Ok, Doctor Jackson, Daniel. Let's begin."
"Just call Janet, she'll tell you it's all a mistake."
Uhuh.
"It was her that arranged for this."
"You lie."
Ok, this is worse than she said.
"Why would I do that?"
"Teal'c's got to you."
Huh.
*Can you say. Paranoia.*
"What are you talking about."
"Teal'c, he's evil. He's brainwashing everyone. He's brainwashed Janet, she loves me, not him."
Oooook.
*One sick puppy.*
I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but, I think you're right.
*I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that.*
Don't push it.
"So, who is Teal'c brainwashing?"
"He's got to everyone. Jack and Sam, the general, you, Cassie. He's got EVERYONE! EVERYONE! He's evil, evil I say."
Ok, lets just drug him and fling him in a cell 'til he comes to his senses.
*Very professional of you.*
Thank you.
*I was being sarcastic.*
Why? What else am I supposed to do?
*Hmm, I don't know. Perhaps, your job.*
Don't be ridiculous. I'm not paid to sit around talking to these nut jobs all day.
*Oh no, of course not, no. Being a psychiatrist has absolutely nothing to do with that.*
See, I knew you'd understand.
"Guards. Can we move him to a nice little padded number."
*Tactful.*
I pride myself on it.
*Sigh.*
Uh oh.
*What.*
Well, here would be a psycho stalker obsesses with Dr. Fraiser, and down there would be Dr. Fraiser.
*That would be a problem.*
Oh crap, he's spotted her.
"Janet, my true love. You can still tell them, tell them to let me out. I forgive you. I know it's Teal'c's brainwashing. We can still be together. You're my true love. Janet!"
