"Janet, Janet! Nooooooo, don't let them do this to me! Noooo!"

Oh, this is going to be sooo much fun.

*You really need a life.*

I have a perfectly good one taunting the mentally afflicted.

*And that makes you pathetic.*

How can you say that with that in front of me. 'No, no pleeease, I love you I need you, save me'.

*I don't recall him saying that.*

Oh, it'll come.

*We'll see.*

"Ok, Doctor Jackson, Daniel. Let's begin."

"Just call Janet, she'll tell you it's all a mistake."

Uhuh.

"It was her that arranged for this."

"You lie."

Ok, this is worse than she said.

"Why would I do that?"

"Teal'c's got to you."

Huh.

*Can you say. Paranoia.*

"What are you talking about."

"Teal'c, he's evil. He's brainwashing everyone. He's brainwashed Janet, she loves me, not him."

Oooook.

*One sick puppy.*

I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but, I think you're right.

*I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that.*

Don't push it.

"So, who is Teal'c brainwashing?"

"He's got to everyone. Jack and Sam, the general, you, Cassie. He's got EVERYONE! EVERYONE! He's evil, evil I say."

Ok, lets just drug him and fling him in a cell 'til he comes to his senses.

*Very professional of you.*

Thank you.

*I was being sarcastic.*

Why? What else am I supposed to do?

*Hmm, I don't know. Perhaps, your job.*

Don't be ridiculous. I'm not paid to sit around talking to these nut jobs all day.

*Oh no, of course not, no. Being a psychiatrist has absolutely nothing to do with that.*

See, I knew you'd understand.

"Guards. Can we move him to a nice little padded number."

*Tactful.*

I pride myself on it.

*Sigh.*

Uh oh.

*What.*

Well, here would be a psycho stalker obsesses with Dr. Fraiser, and down there would be Dr. Fraiser.

*That would be a problem.*

Oh crap, he's spotted her.

"Janet, my true love. You can still tell them, tell them to let me out. I forgive you. I know it's Teal'c's brainwashing. We can still be together. You're my true love. Janet!"