"Janet, my true love. You can still tell them, tell them to let me out. I forgive you. I know it's Teal'c's brainwashing. We can still be together. You're my true love. Janet!"

Oh, god, I think I'm gonna be sick.

*That really is one sick, sick man.*

Hey, what is so wrong with liking me.

*Oh, oh, nothing. I didn't mean that. (snigger) No. Ugh, I just meant his whole obvious mental issues deal.*

No you didn't. You meant he was nuts for liking me.

*No I never…..well yeah ok.*

What's so wrong with that. Teal'c likes me too.

*Oh please, get over yourself.*

Oh just shut up. Teal'c does totally dig me, check this.

"Teal'c, hug me."

*huh.*

Hehe, I believe I prove my point here, Teal'c would so not display public affection if he didn't mean it.

"Are you ok?"

See, and he cares.

"Yeah, I'm fine now I'm back with you."

*Oh pass the puke bucket.*

Shut up. I'm just makin sure nut case Jackson aint gonna get near me again.

*How.*

'Cause, my big Jaffa man's not gonna let him.

*And the fact that he's being locked up is going to have nothing to do with it.*

No it does not. I'm bored now anyway.

"Teal'c. Let's go home."

"Do you not wish to stay, I believe Dr. Warner wishes to give you a check-up."

*You know, he's not gonna let you go. He wants to make sure his baby's ok.*

I know he does, but I'm fine.


*I didn't mean you.*

Shut up.

*Oh, take your hands of that perfectly formed pectoral muscle. That is so not going to work.*

"But, I want to finish what we were in the middle of doing when we were so rudely interrupted."

*Oh please…that will soooooo never ever work.*

"Yeah baby!"