Sirius woke up late into the afternoon. Usually, this would be acceptable, seeing as he regularly went to bed past midnight. But this time, he went to bed the same time as Harry, which was at like eight o'clock. Heaving himself out of the bed in the guestroom he was staying in, Sirius made his way downstairs, groggily. Remus was already sitting in the kitchen, with Harry in his highchair, drinking from his customary bottle of milk in the morning.

"Morning, Moony," Sirius said, drowsily. Remus grunted into his bowl of cereal, to show that he his response. "Still tired too?" Sirius asked, as he waved his wand and milk and cereal was being magically poured into a bowl before him. Remus nodded. Suddenly, a clatter startled the two of them from their slumberous stupor, for Harry's bottle dropped to the floor. Harry started to cry.

"Don't cry, Harry. Not this morning…I'm starting to get a migraine," Remus said in a supposedly comforting manner. He picked up his bottle and cast a charm on it so it would be held up for Harry to suck on. Remus continued gobbling his cereal. Breakfast passed in silence, because there was nothing that Sirius and Remus wanted to talk about at the moment. Then Harry crying again broke the tranquility.

"His bottle is finished," Sirius pointed out. A wave of his wand sent the empty bottle flying to the kitchen, as a full one zoomed out of the refrigerator. Another wave of his wand made the milk a nice, warm temperature, perfect for babies to drink from. He sent the bottle to float in front of Harry's face, but Harry refused. "Moony!" Sirius whined. "He doesn't want it!"

"He's probably just wet," Remus said. "I'll go change him…I'm done anyway." There was no response from Sirius. Remus turned around and was met with Sirius drooling on the table, snoring like there was no tomorrow. "Ew…Sirius!" Remus said. He conjured up a pillow underneath his head. He then picked up Harry and carried him to the nursery.

Yawning widely, Remus undid the straps to Harry's diaper and threw it out in the disposal bin. He ducked under the changing table to fish out a new diaper for Harry to wear. "Alright, Harry. Here's your new diaper," Remus said as he came back up. Unexpectedly, a stream of…erm…urine hit Remus in the face. "ACK! Ew!" Harry giggled.

Remus grabbed a tissue nearby and started wiping his face frantically. "Oh yuck, yuck, yuck!" He kept on saying. Harry just peered at him quizzically.

"Huh? What? Where's the fire?" Sirius said as he came bolting into the nursery. "I heard you screaming here," he explained.

"Ugh! Harry just peed all over my face!" Remus exclaimed loudly. Sirius' face broke into a large smile. Remus scowled. "Don't say anything, Padfoot! Just keep your witty remarks to yourself…I don't need it this morning!" Sirius just remained smiling stupidly, his shoulders slightly shaking from laughter. "Finish changing, Harry, I'm going to go wash my face." Remus exited the nursery, muttering under his breath.

"Now don't go peeing all over me, Harry, alright?" Sirius said jokingly. Harry's face broke into a smile. In a few seconds time, Sirius wrapped the fresh diaper around Harry's bottom. "I'm getting to be quite a professional at this, huh Harry?" He picked Harry up and whisked him away to the living room. "Hmm…how do you work this telly-vision thing?" Sirius asked nobody in particular. He walked up to the TV and looked at the buttons. He soon found the 'Power' button and turned it on.

"Hey! The people are moving! I always thought these Muggle contraptions were always dead still!" Sirius sat down on the couch, gleefully taking in the show The Brady Bunch.

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Remus was wiping off his face with a towel after washing it at least three times. He changed into day clothes and made his way downstairs. He heard the booming sound of Sirius laughing really hard. "Ha ha ha! That Marcia!" he heard him say. Quirked, Remus joined Sirius in the living room.

"Sirius? What are you doing?" he asked. Sirius looked up at him, face alight from laughing.

"This is so funny! Marcia added too much laundry detergent into the washing machine-y thing, and now the whole place is covered in foam!" Sirius explained, giggling every now and then.

"Are you watching The Brady Bunch?" Remus asked incredulously.

"Is that what this is called? I need to get me one of these telly-visions!" Just at that time, a commercial came on.

"Come on over, to England's most talked about shopping centre! Great for people of all ages! Open Monday to Saturday, 9am to 10 PM and up till 9pm on Sundays. So hurry on over for the time of your life!" After this announcement, pictures of the gigantic mall shown up everywhere on the TV screen. Sirius' eyes were gleaming.

"We have to go there!" he said eagerly.

"But, Sirius, that's a Muggle place. We can always go to Diagon Alley if you want to shop," Remus said matter-of-factly.

"So what if it's a Muggle place? I don't care! Besides, I can make up for all the times I never paid attention in Muggle Studies by getting some hands-on experience! Come on, you'll be with me and you know tons about Muggles!"

"I'm not an expert though! I only know basic stuff…stuff you would know if you did pay attention in Muggle Studies. And you won't be able to use magic."

"Oh Moony, you're no fun. Let's just bring Harry, for an outing. Prongs and Lily are coming back tomorrow afternoon…"

"Oh alright. Just don't get yourself into trouble!"

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Sirius climbed out of the car that they had rented (luckily, Remus learned how to drive after Lily kept on saying that it would be beneficial if he knew how). They had originally thought of taking a taxi, but Sirius, being the curious guy he was, kept on touching the buttons inside the taxi. The driver was getting terribly irritated as Sirius kept switching radio stations. He finally kicked both of them out, along with Harry, after Sirius restarted the meter, which stated how much they owed him.

"You're lucky I had Muggle money," Remus grumbled as he switched the car off. Sirius paid no heed; he was staring up at the big mall in complete amazement. "Oy, Padfoot," Remus said, waving a hand in front of his face.

"It's like seeing Hogwarts for the very first time," Sirius said dazedly. Remus sighed lightheartedly as he strapped Harry into his stroller. Taking Sirius by the arm, Remus led them up to the front. Inside were probably hundreds of stores for all sorts of Muggle things. Sirius was jumping up and down in anticipation.

"Let's go get a telly-vision!" he said. Remus rolled his eyes.

"Sirius, you don't even have one pound on you!" he said.

"A pound?"

"Money…"

"I have money!" Sirius pulled out a sachet filled with Galleons, Sickles and Knuts.

"No…Muggle money!"

"Aw, shoot!"

"We're just here to look around and to give Harry a chance to go outside." Sirius muttered grouchily under his breath as if he were a child being refused of candy. Remus inwardly groaned, he felt like he was baby- sitting for two children. Suddenly, Sirius perked up.

"Ooh! Look at these things! Oy, Remus! Look at these funny things!!!" Remus covered his face in disbelief, for Sirius was getting all worked up at little wind-up toys. This was going to be a looooooooooong day…

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"That was fun, wasn't it Moony? I had lots of fun…did you have fun? I did! Hey, Harry, did you have fun? I did! I especially liked all the cool telly-phones they had at that eklectonic store--"

"Electronic, Sirius…not eklectonic. I didn't like that part of the day though…those security guards didn't look too happy when they were talking to you. What did they say anyway?"

"Oh, they just told me to stop harassing the shoppers. Hey, there's our car Moony! Come on!" Sirius sprinted to the car. Remus shook his head, embarrassed that he was friends with this maniac. He looked down at Harry who was fast asleep. Apparently, the day's events had exhausted him. Remus pulled out the key to the car and strapped Harry a baby seat in the back. Sirius climbed into the passenger seat while Remus clambered onto the driver's side. He started the car--

"Oh no!" Sirius burst out all of a sudden.

"What?" Remus queried.

"You know that cashier I was flirting with at the eklectonic store?"

"Sadly…" Remus said.

"Well, I told her I'd go back and give her my number!" Sirius bolted out of the car in such a hurry, slamming the door. Remus did the same calling after him.

"Sirius! I don't think she really expected you to go back! Besides…you don't even have a number!" Sirius whipped around and returned.

"Oh yeah…you're right. Too bad though, that Muggle girl doesn't know what she's missing! Oh well, let's go home." The two of them made their way back to the car. Remus pulled the handle to open it, but his eyes widened in horror.

"Oh shit…shit…shit!" he cried repeatedly.

"What happened?" Sirius questioned.

"The car! I locked the bloody car and Harry is still in there…with the engine running!!!"

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Author's Note: Uh-oh! How are they going to get out of this now? The answer may seem obvious…but it's probably not what you're thinking. Sorry if this chapter was sort of pointless…but don't worry! I have another one being processed. Please come back =) don't abandon me now! Heh…see ya next chapter!

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