7:53 PM 9/14/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Veggie's Quote of the Week: -from dbz ep. 284 "The Last Hope! Make a Huge Genki-Dama"
{Kakarrotto:} I see, you're pretty smart Vegeta!
Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (grinning from ear-to-ear) You BET I am!
Goku: (to Chu) I don't have to start answering any questions yet, do I Chu?
Chuquita: Hmm? NAH! I still haven't posted part 1 yet so no one's able TO send you any questions. We'll answer them in the
End Corner of Part 2. I don't post on weekends cuz I figure everybody else (including me) are normally too busy on the
weekends to go online....course that's just a theory.
Vegeta: (smirks) You know Kakarrotto there are several times you give me very flattering compliments in episode 284.
Goku: (blushes lightly) (nervous laughter) Heh-heh-heh. That's nice little Veggie.
Chuquita: (pouts) I should've downloaded this episode while I had the chance. I wish Dragonball Arena's servers hadn't forced
'um to get rid of all their eps. (perks up) But I still like them anyway! (hopeful) And maybe, just maybe, they'll choose
movie 12 as their next unzipped Sunday Corner movie so I can FINALLY watch it!
Vegeta: (grumbles) I hope they choose that baka fusion movie just so you'll finally stop talking about it!
Goku: (grins) Even if Chu-sama stopped talking about me-n-Veggie's movie where we have our second little baby _I_ wouldn't
stop talking about him. Lil Goggie's so cute! (turns to audiance) (happily) Goggie's a lil bit taller than Ji-chan and has
my big beautiful eyes and Veggie's veggie-peak and a Veggie-ish haircut like Ji-chan's only Ji-chan has two bangs and Goggie
only has one and Goggie fights the way I act out of battle which I think is really neat cuz he comes up with all these cute
lil fusion-baby attacks and--
Vegeta: (gritting his teeth) That's...ENOUGH...Kakarrotto...
Goku: (giggles) Whatever you say little Veggie. (to Chu) He's just a lil sore cuz Ji-chan calls him Mommy. (grins) But Goggie
doesn't, does he Veggie?
Vegeta: (smirks and nods) Yes, I must say that he is the more intellegent of the two because HE refers to me by my RIGHTFUL
parental title.
Chuquita: (stops herself from saying smart-alek remark before she gets Veggie sore at her)
Goku: (folds his arms) (pouty) Well why should _I_ be the Mommy?
Vegeta: BECAUSE..you're, umm, (thinks) because you're the cute one!
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) Awwwwww, Veggie thinks I'm CUUUUUUUUUUTE?
Vegeta: (laughs nervously) (glowing bright red) Heh...heh... (mumbles to himself) Kakarrotto you have no idea...
Chuquita: (grins) I have an idea, seeing as I'm the author of this lil piece of literature.
Goku: (excitedly) How cute does Veggie think I am, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: Actually.....(pauses) You know what, I bet if you bug Veggie enough he'll tell you.
Goku: (exclaims) That's a BRILLIANT idea, Chu-sama! [zips over to where Veggie's sitting and plops himself on Veggie's lap]
(grinning widely) YEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEeeeeeee...
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (flatly) Thanks Chu. Thanks a lot.
Chuquita: You 'ordered' him to sit there in the last story's Corner and he didn't do it. Now you're just getting what you
deserve.
Vegeta: ... (smirks) QUICK! CHU! Give my your cell phone! I must call Onna and tell her about the little present on my lap.
(snickers evilly)
Chuquita: (dryly) Not a chance, Vedge. She'd murder you on the spot.
Vegeta: (sighs) Ohhh... (perks up) HEY! That means you're letting Kakarrotto sit here because this is MY moment of glory and
for this brief period of time _I_ am the SUPREME RULER of Kaka-land!
Goku: [plops a little paper crown on Veggie's head] (still grinning at him) YEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeee....
Vegeta: Why do I even bother....
Goku: (squeals) BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME!!
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) ... (faraway voice) That is absolutely correct.
Goku: YAY!
Chuquita: Before we start part 2 I wanna clear up something for the readers, time-line wise. In this story the whole GT thing
never existed. Seeing as while I have found some parts of (the eps I've seen) GT funny, I'll exclude anything having to do
with it from our current timeline because (A) I don't know enough about the show to really include it without screwing
something up. (B) They ruined Veggie and Goku's physical appearances; AKA kid Goku and super-tall-mustacheod-hair-got-in-a-
fight-with-a-lawnmower-and-lost Veggie. And finally (C) The whole "It isn't an 100% Toriyama-written show" excuse.
Vegeta: You didn't care for the mustache, did ya Chu?
Chuquita: (sticks her tongue out) Yech! No! In fact the staff made a decision to get rid of that possessed facial hair of
yours after they found it very unattractive and the fans in Japan apparently agreed an sent in letters saying how much more
"handsome" you were without it.
Goku: Where'd you read THAT Chu?
Chuquita: The site I mentioned earlier has images from both of those GT Files books. Since they were all in Italian I used
my trusty online translator (currently freetranslation.com) and typed in the words next to the picture with Veggie and the
razor and after I translated it that's pretty much what it said.
Goku: Really?
Chuquita: I think that was Toriyama's one GT design flaw; giving Veggie the mustache. Heck for me after they put that
mustache on the little ouji's face all his physical charm just kinda disappeared for me.
Vegeta: (smirks) You think I'm handsomer without the mustache.
Chuquita: Yes, yes I do. (nods) Your body got really screwed over in GT Vedge. (grins) That's why I was thankful they created
ssj4 because for some odd reason Goku is able to be an adult in that form and some of Veggie's umm--
Goku: VEGGIE-POOF! [rushes his hand through the tip of Veggie's hair]
Vegeta: (glows bright red) (drooling idiot mode) Uhhhhh.....
Chuquita: ...yah. His "veggie-poof" returns in ssj4 form. That and to tell you the truth Vedge, the whole black leather red
t-shirt thing isn't you.
Goku: (giggles) Yeah Veggie, your GT wear is WAY too kinky. (grins) But not your navy training suit! [snaps Veggie's shoulder
strap]
Vegeta: YEOW! [snaps out of drooling idiot mode] THAT'S IT! OFF MY LAP YOU SHIRT-SNAPPING PEASANT! NOW!
Goku: Heeheehee. [hops off and runs back to his seat]
Chuquita: On with Part 2!
Summary: Chi-Chi and Veggie make a bet on Goku's loyalty. The ouji says that by the time another century has past and
Chi-Chi has already gotten old and been buried he would have Son-San wrapped around his little finger, seeing as they
saiyajins with their longer life-spans and slow aging process will probably live way after the rest of the Z senshi pass on.
Chi-Chi mocks him and tells Veggie that her Go-chan loves her too much to give in to his ouji-obsessiveness. Goku is unsure
if either of them is right and a slightly worried Chi-Chi decides to take Mirai's time machine for a spin and find out. What
awaits her in the future is a fate worse than anything she possibly could have imagined for Goku. What is this fate? Will
she be able to change the future or her present to stop these events from occuring? Heck, if Mirai Trunks can do it so can
Chi-Chi...right?
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" Oh-kay, now "Kakarrotto", " Chi-Chi spat out the last word like a dirty sweatsock, " Is the Ouji around anywhere? "
" Wee-jee? " Goku cocked his head, confused.
" YES! OUJI! YOU KNOW! VEGETA! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" OH! V-sama! " Goku chirped.
Chi-Chi cringed, sickened, " You're calling him V-SAMA now? "
" YO! Naaka wa li ka opipi lanee awoku wepzs waos koabszkia powueranbvlsve owaj wauvna V-sama wapsve eouz u ai! "
Goku giggled dreamily as he pranced around the backyard. He stopped and turned towards Chi-Chi, his face glowing bright red,
" V-sama taa o lu fashana. " Goku mused, his hands on his already glowing cheeks.
" ... " Chi-Chi stood there, petrified, " I have no idea what he just said but I do NOT like how he said it. " she
gulped, then walked over to him, now shaking nervously, " Guh-Goku, please tell me you know how to speak something OTHER than
ouji-nese? You know, like ENGLISH! "
" English? " he blinked, " I speak it little. " Goku said. Chi-Chi sweatdropped at his newfound saiyajin accent.
However she sighed with relief at the fact that he could actually remember how to speak it in the first place.
" "Speak it little?" Goku, err, Kakarrotto, how can you only speak a little English when that's your NATIVE
LANGUAGE!! "
" Saiyago is my native language. " Goku said, surprised, " I am saiyajin, not earth-ean. "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " EarthLING, Goku! WE'RE CALLED EARTH_LINGS_!!! HOW LONG HAS VEGETA BEEN KEEPING YOU HERE! DO
YOU EVEN GO OUTSIDE THIS CHUNK OF OUJI-PROPERTY! IS HE THE ONLY ONE YOU TALK TO!! "
" ... "
" WELL! " Chi-Chi said, annoyed.
" Go--ku? " he squinted at her like he was trying to remember something.
" Yes. Son Goku! That's your name. Well, your Earth name. " Chi-Chi said, calming down, " Vegeta's the only one who
ever calls you Kakarrotto. Why 99% of the people on Earth call you by Son Goku! And I'm Chi-Chi. I'm your wife. Don't you
remember? Did that Ouji brainwash you or something? "
" ... " the large saiyajin's eyes widened.
" Goku? "
:::" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE ALL GONE THEY'RE ALL GONE THEY'RE ALL GONE OH VEGGIE IT'S NOT FAIR!!! "
Goku wailed as he and the smaller saiyajin stood infront of the stones on the hill.
" Don't worry Kakay, they're not ALL gone. I'm still here. " Vegeta smirked, hugging Goku infront of Chi-Chi's stone,
" _I_ won't leave you like _THEY_ did. "
Goku's eyes welled up with tears, " CHI-CHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!! ":::
" Hello? Goku! " Chi-Chi said, waving her hand infront of his face, " I'm talking to you! Are you alright? "
" NAH!!! " Goku shrieked, quickly backing up, " V-SAMA! V-SAMAAAAA!!! " he panicked, running into the house.
" HEY! Go--KAKARROTTO COME BACK HERE! " Chi-Chi yelled, racing after him only to screech to a halt once inside
Capsule Corp; or what should have been Capsule Corp. She gawked to see what looked like the inside of an exotic castle. The
entire house was elaborately decorated. Several additions to the building had been made and it now looked like it was fit for
royalty. Chi-Chi's assumptions were proved correct as she looked up at the ceiling to see an all-to-familiar insignia of the
royal family of Bejito-sei, " It looks just like the Ouji. " she said, disgusted as she stared at the stick-figure-ish
insignia, " How did he DO it? " Chi-Chi raised an eyebrow, puzzled. She looked around the room, then spotted Goku sitting on
a very large sofa. She smiled weakly at him and sat down on the opposite end of the couch, " So? "
" So? " Goku responded, baffled.
::" Ohhh, think fast Chi-Chi, there's got to be SOMETHING you can talk to him about without upsetting him. Don't
mention the Ouji, that's what got him riled up in the first place...at least I think that's what it was.:: " So, " she said
again, " What name are you going by now. Are you Son Kakarrotto now? "
Goku grinned at her and Chi-Chi sighed with relief, " Haha. My name is Kakarrotto Koi. In english it means 'paradise
of love'. "
" Oh, that's nice. " Chi-Chi smiled, then mentally growled, ::" Wait'll I get my hands on you THIS TIME Ouji. "::
" V-sama's means 'little angel warrior'. Which fits my V-sama to a T! " Goku blushed lightly, " V-sama is so sweet to
me. I love him so much. "
" I'm sure you do. " Chi-Chi muttered under her breath, then perked up, " Where IS "V-sama", Kakarrotto? "
Goku frowned, " He, he's not here right now. " the large saiyajin sniffled.
::" HA! He's dead! The Ouji's dead! WOO-HOO! ":: Chi-Chi did a mental victory dance, " Well Kakarrotto don't you
think you'd want to move out then? "
" Muh--move out? What for? "
" You know, seeing as the ouji's GONE-- "
" V-sama isn't dead if that's what you mean, Miss. " Goku corrected her.
" MRS. " Chi-Chi felt a vein bulge on her forehead.
" I'm sorry, Mrs. " Goku smiled, " V-sama is busy doing a final check of the satellite. We're not going to be on
Earth very much longer. After all we've done just about all we can do here so we've decided to seek some fun and adventure
elsewhere! V-sama knows the universe like the back of his hand so we won't have very much trouble getting around at all! "
Goku said happily, " It'll be like a wonderful beautiful exotic vacation that never ends! " he sighed dreamily, off in la la
land, " Just me and V-sama EXPLORING the UNIVERSE _TOGETHER_! "
Chi-Chi sat there with a little doom cloud hanging over her head. Her bottom left eyelid twitched, " Re--remember
what the doctor said, Chi-Chi. "Deep healing breaths. Deep healing breaths". " she repeated to herself, shaking in fright.
Chi-Chi took several deep breaths and her body stopped shaking, however, her bottom left eyelid twitch was still very
apparent.
" Are...you oh-kay? " Goku said, concerned.
" Yes, of course I am, why shouldn't I be? " Chi-Chi put on a fake smile, her eyelid still twitching, " I'm, I'm very
happy for you Goku. "
" My name's Kakarrotto, silly lady. " Goku giggled at her, " Why do you keep calling me Go-ku? "
" A, a satellite... " Chi-Chi mumbled, then froze as she almost felt a cold slap in the face.
:::" Kakarrotto, I have a question to ask you. "
" Ask away little Veggie! " Goku said, saluting him.
" Kakarrotto, once Onna passes away to the great beyond, will you join me in a special saiyajin ritual and then come
to live with me on my expensive, plush, high-tech satellite where we will sail across the universe together? " Vegeta asked
sneakily.
" ...what expensive, plush, high-tech satellite? " Goku cocked an eyebrow, confused.
" Well...I haven't exactly built it yet...but once I have, will you join me? " Vegeta grinned cheesily.
" I dunno Veggie, I don't think I could just leave Chi-chan at home while I go on some Ad-Veggietures in outer
space. " Goku shook his head uneasily.
" "Ad-Veggietures"? " Chi-Chi repeated in disgust.
" You won't HAVE to worry about Onna, Kakarrotto! " Vegeta patted him on the shoulder, " She'll be DEAD! "
Goku gasped, " CHI-CHAN'S DYING!! " he turned to Chi-Chi, who just rolled her eyes as she leaned against her ax.
" Not yet but she will be! " Vegeta said cheerfully.
Goku glanced over at Chi-Chi w/big teary eyes, " Chi-chan's gonna LEAVE me? "
" Well, eventually, yes. But think of how WONDERFUL it will be when she's gone! ":::
" Is it...really "wonderful" without me, Go-chan? " Chi-Chi said in a small voice.
" I love living with V-sama, lady. He never leaves my side and we're almost always together! " Goku said cheerfully,
closing his eyes and smiling at her.
" I can't believe this, this is IMPOSSIBLE! You're HAPPY under the same roof as that Ouji. You're HAPPY to go into
deep space with him and leave behind the planet you grew up on and the few friends you have who are still alive? " Chi-Chi
looked over at him, teary-eyed, " You--you've got something on your eyes. " she paused her overdramatic sobs and instantly
dried them up.
" Huh? " Goku opened one eye.
" No! Close them both I've got to check. " Chi-Chi said, worried. She reached up and swiped her finger across the
top of one of Goku's eyelids, then sat back and looked at her finger, " These aren't splotches, they're sparkles?! " she said
, surprised. Goku opened his eyes and rubbed them. Chi-Chi's jaw suddenly hug wide open, " THIS ISN'T SOME KIND OF BRUSH-BURN
!! IT'S CLEAR SPARKILY EYESHADOW!!! " she screamed, all her anger and fury towards Vegeta instantly returning to her body,
" YOU'RE DEAD OUJI! I'LL RIP YOU APART WITH MY BARE HANDS!!! " Chi-Chi turned to Goku, who looked slightly frightened, " HOW
COULD YOU LET HIM FORCE YOU TO WEAR--WEAR---EYE MAKEUP!!! "
" V, V-sama says it looks pretty on me. " Goku looked away, embarassed, " I, I don't really care for it but it makes
V-sama happy so it's worth it. "
" And you really wanna go off into deep space with that Ouji? " Chi-Chi said skeptically
" Sure I do! V-sama and I are soul-mates! It's our destiny. At least, that's what V-sama says. " he giggled.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Hoo-boy... " she nervously scratched her head, " So he says you're each other's soul-mate
now? "
" Actually we kinda are because our souls were connected through the portara earrings fusion back when we were
fighting Bu-- "
" DON'T! " Chi-Chi snapped, " I don't want to ear another word about that evil jewelry OR that horrible HORRIBLE
day! "
" But, but Mrs-- "
" CHI-CHI. CALL ME CHI-CHI, ALRIGHT! "
" Umm, yeah.....sure, Chi-Chi. " Goku gulped, then continued, smiling again, " That must have been the most
buddy-bonding experience we've ever HAD with one another! " he mused, " And even though _I_ was the one who technically
THREW the genki-dama it was V-sama who came up with the idea to use it. He's a lil genius. "
" Yeah he's a lil SOMETHING, alright. " Chi-Chi grumbled, then paused, " Wait, you said THAT day was the one you
bonded the most with the Ouji? " the smiled, " THAT means you haven't done anything--and he hasn't done any--Kakarrotto may I
see your room? "
Goku grinned, " K! "
" Behold! THIS--is my room. " Goku said, standing before an astoundingly large and beautiful bedroom which could
probably fit the entire population of West City inside it. They were in one of the rounded ball-shaped rooms at the top of
one of the tall saiyajin-esque towers Vegeta had added onto Capsule Corp, " V-sama had it built JUST FOR ME! "
" Really. " Chi-Chi said dryly, " I swear that little Ouji spoiled you Go--Kakarrotto. I mean, LOOK AT ALL THIS
STUFF!! " she exclaimed, then glanced upward, " AND WHAT ARE _YOU_ GOING TO DO WITH A CHANDELIER! " she pointed at the fancy
lamp hanging from the ceiling. There isn't even a light-switch! "
" I don't need one. " Goku replied, held one hand in the air and formed a fairly large ball of ki, then sent it at
the lamp. "
" AHH GOKU WHAT ARE YOU DO-- " Chi-Chi froze when the ki disappeared into the chandelier and instantly the lamp lit
up, " --ing. "
" It runs on ki! " Goku chirped happily, " In't it cute! "
" Yah...cute... " Chi-Chi said, ::" If I didn't know better I'd say his english has gotten even worse after living
with that evil little monster Ouji.":: she leaned against a nearby door with a small window on it, " What's THIS? "
" Oh, that's my gravity room. V-sama built it for me. " Goku smiled.
" He gave YOU a gravity room now? " Chi-Chi shook her head, then perked up, " HEY! If YOU have your own gravity room
then that must mean you still train! "
" Uh, of course I do why wouldn't I? " the large saiyajin said, startled.
" Say Go--Kakarrotto, how would you like to spar against me? " she asked.
" REALLY? " he grinned, " Wow I haven't sparred with anyone other than V-sama since before I can remember! " Goku
opened a nearby closet and starting going through the clothes, then emerged wearing a blue gi the same color as the ouji's
training outfit. He had a white t-shirt underneath the gi and in place of the kame symbol was a golden mark similar to the
one on the ceiling when Chi-Chi had first entered the house.
" Well, at least it it isn't pink. " she mumbled, mentally relieved that even though Goku was now sporting Vegeta's
colors in clothing that he wasn't wearing the same training gear as the ouji. ::" A pink stretchy Goku-sized ouji-suit. "::
the worst of her expecations quickly disappeared, ::" Thank GOD it isn't a pink stretchy Goku-sized ouji-suit. "::
Personally Chi-Chi hadn't planned on sparing against Goku; who knows how infinately stronger he was now; but just
happy that her ploy to get him out of that odd outfit he was wearing when she first bumped into him worked.
" So! Ready to go? " Goku said, opening the door to the gravity room.
" Umm, Go-chan? "
" Yes Chi-Chi? " he blinked.
" You're...still wearing the bow. " she cringed.
" Bow? " Goku looked up at the large floppy pink bow still stationed on the right front side of his head, " OH! That
bow. V-sama gave it too me a long long time ago when I first moved in with him, I can't take it off--it's got sentimental
value to it. " he patted it.
" Yeah, I'll bet. " Chi-Chi muttered, " Why aren't you wearing a stretchy training outfit like the Ouji does? " she
said, refusing to play along by using the word "V-sama" in a sentence.
" V-sama says it's impossible to train your best unless you're comfortable. And since I'm so much more used to a gi
V-sama and I thought it would be best if he made me a special gi to train in. " he pointed to the gold symbol on his gi top,
" This is the crest for the royal family of Bejito-sei. V-sama ironed it on for me. He's so sweet! " the large saiyajin
squealed.
Chi-Chi sat down on Goku's bed and thought for a moment, ::" Royal crest my behind!":: she thought sarcastically,
::" I wonder if I have enough time to get Goku out of here before the Ouji shows up. ":: " Say Go--Kakarrotto, how much
longer to you expect the Ouji to be gone for until he gets back? " she asked.
Goku's eyes began to water and the large saiyajin almost burst into tears, " Si--60 cronos. " he sniffled.
" ...Sixty...cronos?? " Chi-Chi cocked and eyebrow.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "
" ACK! " she yelped as he grabbed and hugged her, " Wha, whad I do? "
" OH CHI-CHI IT'S BEEN SO THAT'S SUCH A LONG TIME AND I MISS MY V-SAMA SO MUCH I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITH
MYSELF IF SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED TO HIM!!! " Goku sobbed.
" Goku? "
" *SOB*! "
" Goku? "
" *sniffle*! "
" GOKU!!! "
" Eh? " he blinked up at her, still teary-eyed.
" How long is 60 cronos in Earth-time? " Chi-Chi asked, irritated.
" 5 minutes. "
" WAH! " Chi-Chi nearly fell over, " IF HE'S COMING BACK IN FIVE MINUTES THEN WHY ARE YOU CRYING OVER IT! IT'S NOT
LIKE THE OUJI'S GONE FOREVER!!! "
" Fo--forever? " Goku's eyes filled back up with tears again.
" Oh no! No Goku I didn't mean that, really I-- " Chi-Chi said in a panic.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH V-SAMA I MISS YOUUUUUUU!!!! "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Oh brother. " she said, then snapped to attention, " 5 MINUTES! HE'S COMING BACK IN ONLY 5
MINUTES!! " she shrieked, " I CAN'T POSSIBLY GET YOU OUT OF HERE AND OFF TO SAFETY WITHIN ONLY 5 MINUTES!!! "
" Off to safety? But I'm safe here. " Goku said, confused, " And when V-sama returns I'll be oh-so-much-more safer
than I even am now! " he mused.
" Ehhhh... " Chi-Chi felt her bottom eyelid begin to twitch again. She shook her head, trying to clear her mind again
so she could think right, " Go--Kakarrotto, how about we go have our sparring match over near my house? After all you've been
kind enough to show me what you're home is like so why don't I show you mine? "
Goku stared at her, completely horrified.
" Wha--whatsa matter? "
" You mean, LEAVE? " Goku stood agast.
" Yes, "leave". Leave to go spar. It's not like you won't be able to come home. We'll spar at my house, I'll cook you
something nice to eat, and then you can come back home. How does that sound? " Chi-Chi said warmly.
" I CAN'T DO THAT! " Goku shrieked, frightened, " I, I can't leave my V-sama! What if he shows up and I'm not here to
greet him? He'll be crushed and he'll start crying for me and it hurts me when he cries and he'd never do that to me so why
should I do that to him we NEED each other I just can't go running off with you to some unknown place to spar while V-sama is
here all alone!! " he cried out in one breath.
" Of COURSE you can! What do you need the Ouji for? NOTHING! Besides, it'll only be for a little while, and he
doesn't HAVE to know you were gone and--- " Chi-Chi suddenly felt like she had been slapped in the face, " Holy cheese and
crackers everything's just come full circle on us, hasn't it Goku? " she paled.
" Full whatle? " Goku said, confused.
" He's taken my role and now I'm stuck in HIS!!! " she gawked, " I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS, THIS ISN'T RIGHT! " Chi-Chi
shouted at the ceiling, " WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS!!! "
" *Ding*dong*ding*dong*DING*! " the fancy doorbell downstairs rang. Goku's eyes instantly lit up.
" V-SAMA'S HOME! " he squealed in uttermost joy. Goku pushed Chi-Chi out of the way and ran straight through the
door. Chi-Chi groaned, then sweatdropped at the Goku-shaped hole in the bedroom door.
" I'M COMING V-SAMA HERE I AM I MISSED YOU SO MUCH I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HOME! " Goku was literally jumping with joy as
he bounded down the stairs and to the front door where a small yet VERY familiar figure had just entered. The large saiyajin
jumped into the air after hitting the bottom step and landed in the figure's arms, " V-SAMA! " he hugged the figure crying
happily, " Oh it seemed like forever while you were gone! I missed you SO! "
" And I missed you too, Kakay, my princess. " the figure hugged the saiyajin in his arms tighter.
" Aww, V-sama!! " Goku blushed, " I love you so much! "
" Hmm. " he smiled back, touched.
" *A-HEM*! "
Both saiyajins turned their eyes upward to a glaring figure at the top of the stairs.
" Ouji. " Chi-Chi snarled, trying to contain her rage.
Vegeta glanced down at Goku, " Kakay, no una ree-he-do manna qwe la kah? " he asked.
" Oi, waka nube nana ha io peno la fatata na wee, quala e unbena saa dome V-sama. " Goku responded, a little shaken
from Chi-Chi's anger.
" ERRRR, " Chi-Chi growled angrily as she decended the stairs, " LISTEN HERE! Will you two stop speaking gibberish or
whatever it is your speaking and give me a decent translation so I can whup your Ouji butt for it! "
" Hmmph. " Vegeta looked at her with disdain," Kakay? "
" Hai, V-sama? " Goku replied, nervously holding on tighter.
" I want you to go the gandana upstairs, pick out something nice to wear and I'll meet with you shortly. " Vegeta
smiled at Goku, setting him down.
" V-sama have a game inparticular? " Goku let out a little giggle.
" Cinderella, Kakay. " Vegeta responded, still smiling at him.
" YAY! I love that one! It's one of my favorites! " Goku said happily, " Bye-bye V-sama. " he said sweetly, then
stuck his tongue out at Chi-Chi, " Bye-bye mean lady! " Goku blew a raspberry in her direction, then hummed cheerfully to
himself as he danced halfway up the stairs until he teleported out of sight.
Vegeta let out a dreamy sigh as he watched the larger saiyajin go, " Bye-bye Kakay. "
" HEY! "
The loud yell to his right snapped him out of his daydream. Vegeta turned to Chi-Chi with a cautious yet estranged
look on his face.
" Ouji. " she glared.
" ... "
" I said, OUJI. " Chi-Chi said, annoyed.
" ... "
" WELL? Aren't you going to say "Onna"??? " she exclaimed.
" Should I be? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" OF COURSE YOU SHOULD! PRACTICALLY ALL OUR LITTLE "SHOWDOWNS" START OUT THAT WAY! " Chi-Chi yelled, " I can
understand possibly Goku forgeting me over 100 years but NOT YOU Ouji. No, no you. I bet all I have that your memory is still
as sharp as a tack! "
Vegeta let out a knowing "you-got-it" smirk.
Chi-Chi pointed at him, " HA! "
Vegeta walked towards her, then stopped a few feet before Chi-Chi. The ouji was clad in a black training suit similar
to the navy one her present Vegeta wore. He had saiyajin armor overtop the tanktop. The golden royal symbol of Bejito-sei was
branded onto the armor's right chest side. The armor was oulined in some type of gold. The same color completely engulfed the
long familiar shoulder pads of the armor. Attached to the shoulder pads were the tip of a long flowing black cape which was
slightly taller than the ouji himself. Vegeta's white gloves and boots were now black as well. The yellow tip of his former
boots now a shimmering gold like the armor. On his right hand's ring finger sat an odd yet eerily familiar jewel sat in a
gold ring.
" Hmmph, you look like a cross between Darth Vader and Prince Charming if you ask me. " Chi-Chi said sarcastically.
" Heh. " Vegeta held up his hand and purposely admired his ring, which caught Chi-Chi's attention.
" What's that? " she asked, narrowing her eyes at him.
" My portara. I had Dende restore it a long time ago and had a jeweler place it in this ring. " he said casually,
" Kakay wears his on his left hand. You know, the same way we did when we used them on our ears...for the fusion. "
" Cute, Ouji. Very cute. " Chi-Chi said with distaste.
" ... "
" ... "
" I saw the time machine on the sidewalk. What brings you here? " Vegeta smirked as if he already knew.
" You DO already know. " Chi-Chi folded her arms.
" Yes, I seem to remember the events that occured while you were here. "
Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow, " Events? WHAT EVENTS?!! "
100 years earlier... AKA The Present...
" Oh Kah-kee, it's your sweet little Veggie, here to bring you great joy and mirth." Vegeta said in a sing-song
voice as he leaned against the door to Goku's bedroom holding an empty aerosol can of whipped cream.
" Little Veggie I am not allowed to let you in or let me out until Chi-chan returns from where she has gone. " Goku
said stubbornly.
" I just filled your backyard bathtub full of aerosol-canned whipped cream. " the ouji continued in his sing-song
voice, " We can go skinny-dipping in it. "
The door flung wide open to find Goku standing there with only a large towel around his waist, " CREAMY GOODNESS
A-HOY! " he whooped, running past Vegeta and downstairs to the backdoor, " COME LITTLE VEGGIE AND JOIN IN THE FUN!!! "
Vegeta smirked, grabbing a nearby towel of his own, " Heh-heh-heh, oh you BET I will. "
Back in the Future...
" Heh-heh-heh, oh you BET I did... " Vegeta mused, a small trail of drool dripping out of the side of his mouth.
" You know what, on second thought, I don't even wanna know. " Chi-Chi dismissed it.
" Kakay and I smelled like whipped cream for DAYS after THAT little incident. " Vegeta smirked.
" What whipped cream!! " Chi-Chi gritted through her teeth.
" Oh you'll find out when you get back home, Onna. " the ouji snickered, " BOY will you find out. " he sat down on
the plush couch in the living room, " Have a seat, Onna. " he patted the couch.
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes, " Why are you being so nice to me? "
" Why? Well isn't it obvious Onna, YOU'RE the reason I was able to gain Kakay's wild Kaka-love and affection. VERY
wild indeed. " he rubbed his hands together, daydreaming again.
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M THE REASON!! " she screamed, " I WOULD NEVER HELP YOU STEAL MY GO-CHAN AWAY YOU EVIL LITTLE
MONSTER!!! "
" Indirectly, you did. " Vegeta nodded, " You see, saiyajins have MUCH MUCH LONGER lifespans than mere HUMANS such as
yourself. As you can see from my own appearance I probably look exactly like the same Vegeta who conned you into coming here
to prove the me you're talking to right now hadn't acquired Kakay as my oujo. " he folded his arms while smirking.
" You mean "servant-maid", don't you? " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" Hmm? Oh, yes, that. Well as much as I would love to have Kakay as my personal servant-maid it's become painfully
aware to me that there is no possible way for just one person, even someone as powerful as Kakay, to keep this HUMONGOUS
GIGANTIC BEAUTIFUL CASTLE clean daily. "
" This isn't a castle knucklehead, it's CAPSULE CORP!! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" Not anymore! " Vegeta said happily, " Bulma left the entire estate to yours truely, seeing as Trunks wasn't happy
being President of Capsule Corp, Mirai went back to his own timeline, and Bura, well let's just say that in about 10 years
from your present my B-chan becomes one of the biggest shopping spenders on the west coast. Bulma didn't feel right about
giving the company to her. "
" She would have spent all the money within a week, you mean? " Chi-Chi replied.
" HA! She would own every item of women's clothing within several DAYS! " Vegeta laughed nervously.
" So. Who DOES clean up after you if you've dubbed _MY_ GO-CHAN as your; ick!; "princess". " she said, sickened,
" CAN YOU EVEN DO THAT!! "
Vegeta grinned, " You bet I can, Onna. " he snapped his fingers and one of Bulma's cleaning robots instantly wheeled
over to them holding out a glass of ice-cold Pepsi. Vegeta took the soda and chugged some down, " THESE are what have been
keeping the place so neat and tidy. Bulma's father was really a genius to invent these. Only I have developed a piece of
software which allows them to clone themselves in order to double work effort. It's much like the after-image technique. " he
pressed a button on the robot and in a puff of smoke there were now 3 of them, " I _AM_ a genius, aren't I? "
" You're a jerk. That's what you are. "
" Hmm. " Vegeta smirked, " Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! " he laughed at Chi-Chi, who's face
drooped in bewilderment, " AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "
" What's so funny! " Chi-Chi demanded. Vegeta grinned and turned to her. He leaned towards Chi-Chi with an impish
smile on his face. She cringed, " WHAT! "
" You're...jealous. " Chi-Chi froze. The ouji's eye sparked, " You're jealous of me. YOU'RE jealous of MEEEEEee? "
" THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS! WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DON'T! " Chi-Chi said stubbornly.
" Kakay. " Vegeta replied in an eager tone.
" ERR, YOU DON'T "HAVE" HIM! HE'S NOT YOURS! " she shouted.
" It was only natural that Kakarrotto would come to me once you were 'out of the picture' so to speak. What a fool I
was. Plotting and planning hadn't gotten me anywhere because Kakarrotto had so many other people to love and to care for.
Smart I didn't kill any of them though. That would have ruined everything. " Vegeta explained, " Especially you. Kakay LOVED
you. You were his whole little Kaka-world after Gohan and Goten moved out. After you caught that terrible flu Kakarrotto had
you rushed to the hospital. I think you were in your 70's at the time. Maybe 80's. Who knows, I never remember anything
that's UNIMPORTANT to me anyway. " Chi-Chi glared at him, " He came to visit you everyday. Kept a 24 hour vigil outside your
hospital room door. When the hospital opened in the morning he was the first one to get in. Kakarrotto must have really been
worried about you to do so, he hates hospitals you know. " Vegeta smiled, " After it was soon apparent you weren't going to
recover I began to join him on his little visits. Onna you should have seen your face the first time you saw me lurking in
the doorway while Kakarrotto bounded into your room and smothered you with sloppy kisses and gifts and such. When you spoted
me I was nearly sure you were going to die right then and there. On the other hand I suppose my presence kept you hanging on.
Knowing the second your heart stopped beating that your sweet little Go-chan would pass hands to your arch-nemesis for his
companionship. "
" ... " Chi-Chi stared at him, trying to let the information sink in.
" And it did, Onna. I found that losing people that are close to him deeply troubles Kakarrotto's mind. He cried for
hours on end after he saw your eyes close for the last time. He stayed here overnight then went back to his little Kaka-hut
the next day. Each time one of friends died off; Yamcha, Kuririn, Piccolo, Tenshinhan, Chaoutzu; the rest of his family;
Gohan, Goten, Videl, Pan; each time one left him he would come stay with me a little bit longer. Sometimes he stayed a few
more days. Days turned into weeks into months... " Vegeta paused and frowned, " When....Bulma died.. " his voice got softer,
" Oh God when she died... " Vegeta put his hand on his forehead, " That was torment. " he shook his head, then looked up at
Chi-Chi with a bitter smile on his face, " When he found out, Kakarrotto stayed here with us for two whole years. When Trunks
finally went he was here for 4 years. And after Bura finally left us....he never did. "
" Goku's been living here PERMANENTLY with you since Bura died?! " Chi-Chi gawked, " How, how many years is THAT! "
" Doesn't matter, seeing as we'll both be off this stinkin planet by tommorow. " Vegeta said, snickering, " A while
ago I used the dragonballs to bring planet Bejito-sei back to life, along with every saiyajin that was killed directly and
indirectly by Freeza. That includes Nappa AND Kakarrotto's idiot big-haired brother Raditsu. "
" You PLANNED this! " Chi-Chi said, disgusted.
" Heh-heh-heh, yes, but not until I realized that if I wanted to sweep Kakarrotto off into deep space with me I would
need much more advanced science than your common Earth-tools. " Vegeta explained, " I wished our homeplanet back and figuring
that people don't age in the 'other world' that would mean both my parents, my aunt, and Kakarrotto's parents were now
younger than me. This being true would mean it will be a very long while until my father, King Bejito, is too old to rule
over Bejito-sei. They all know I'm here and we send 'gifts' back and forth to each other. That's where I got most of my
recent technology. In fact I just sent my father some golf clubs last week. Aunt Cally told him it's a good stress reducer. "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " GOLF clubs?? "
" He's at it again. " Queen Ruby grimaced as she stared out a broken window on the 5th floor of the palace.
" I think the King's improved a lot since he started. " Nappa said, cocking his head.
" Of course he has! He's gotten much better! Practice makes perfect you know. " Cally, the ouji's aunt, said
cheerfully, " He hasn't broken any windows all day! "
" That's because there's no more windows left to break. " Raditsu grumbled. The gang turned their attention to the
large wall of windows; all containing at least one golf ball hole somewhere in their glass shield. The saiyajins
sweatdropped.
" FOUR!! " a loud voice came from the grassy area outside and below them.
" AHH! DUCK AND COVER!! " Raditsu shrieked. Everyone sans Ruby instantly dropped to the floor. She looked at them
inquisitively.
" "Duck and cover"? What do you MEAN duck and--YEOW! "
" Bwahahahaha! " King Bejito laughed veggie-style as he came running up the stairs with a golfing hat on and a club
in his hand, " HAHAHAHAHAHA---ha... " he trailed off, then stopped laughing completely as he stared blankly at his wife who
know had his golfball lodged in her mouth. He grinned cheesily at her and waved, " Hi honey. "
" AARG!! " Ruby pulled the golfball out of her mouth and chased Bejito down the hall, " WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU
YOU WANT A BALL I'LL GIVE YOU A BALL MR. LET'S-BREAK-EVERY-WINDOW-IN-THE-CASTLE-WITH-MY-STUPID-EARTH-SPORT!!! "
" Heh-heh, heh. " Nappa chuckled as he watched them race out of sight, " I almost wish Vegeta was here to see this. "
" Yeah, " Raditsu nodded, " Almost. "
" Do they KNOW Goku's been living here with you for God knows how long? " Chi-Chi asked suspicously.
" HA! Of course not. " Vegeta scoffed, " Kakarrotto's family would demand him back in their custody in no time and
then I would have to wait for THEM to die too before I got my princess back. "
" He's NOT your princess stop CALLING him that! " Chi-Chi said, a flicker of rage on her face.
" Kakay is too my princess and you can ask him yourself. " Vegeta folded his arms.
" One more question, Ouji. How come Goku doesn't remember me? YOU remembered who I was perfectly. " she asked.
" How could I ever forget the evil witch I saved Kakay from. " Vegeta smirked, " You know you always reminded me of
the wicked stepmother from Cinderella. You know that baka Earth fairytale. The one with the poor sweet peasant girl who's
been forced to live with her evil stepmother and two ugly stepsisters after she lost her father. They made her do all the
work around the house never let her go out and spar and have any fun and then they get a letter from the kingdom's prince
stating that everyone is invited to his ball but Kakay's-- "
" --Cinderella's. " Chi-Chi snarled, correcting him.
" Yes. " Vegeta smirked evilly at her, " but Kakay's evil stepmother told her she'd have to get her chores done and
then promised her if she accomplished this she could go to the ball. But the evil stepmother had LIED to Kakay and when she
had finished cleaning the three of them pointed and laughed at Kakay because even if she WAS allowed to go to the ball she
had no pretty ballgown to wear. Then Kakay's fairy godmother popped up and granted her wish for a beautiful dress and a coach
to get to the ball in. Kakay and her prince fell in love and lived happily ever after while Kakay's evil stepmother and ugly
stepsisters rotted in eternal torment and pain for all eternity! "
" ...that's not how the story ended moron. You even left out some parts...AND GOKU IS _NOT_ YOUR OUJO!! " Chi-Chi
snapped.
" Oi V-sama! " Goku giggled from the rung near the top of the steps. Chi-Chi looked up at him and instantly fell down
animé style, " How do I look? " the large saiyajin was now wearing a light blue cinderella-ish dress and wearing a thin
golden crown.
" You're beautiful Kakay. Simply beautiful! " the ouji cheerfully responded. Goku's face turned bright red and he
spun around a few times, then dashed down the stairs to meet Vegeta.
Chi-Chi lay there on her back, glaring up at the ceiling, " Ouji I am going to kill you. "
" Not a chance, Onna. " Vegeta said bluntly, then turned to Goku, " Say Kah-kee, how would you like to go for a limo
ride around the town one last time, seeing as we'll be leaving Earth tommorow morning and never see it again. " he asked
sweetly.
" V-sama that would be magical! " Goku clasped his hands together, " But we still get to play Cinderella when we get
back, right? " he asked, worried.
" Of course. We'll take our little ride, come back here, and then we'll play together upstairs. " Vegeta reassured
the larger saiyajin. Goku giggled with delight. Vegeta turned to Chi-Chi, " You're coming too, Onna. "
" What? " Goku said in surprise. He pouted, " But V-sama... "
" Shh! " Vegeta shhed him, he whispered, " Kakay I want Onna to come along on our little ride so I can teach her a
lesson about being so mean to you. "
Goku's face brightened, " Oh V-sama you are the little sneaky genius! " he whispered back eagerly.
" That's right Kakay. " Vegeta snickered, rubbing his hands together. He opened a nearby door containing several
large, expensive limousines. Goku happily skipped inside, " Coming, Onna? " he smirked at Chi-Chi.
" Yes, as a matter of fact I am. " she nodded, " But only to keep an eye on you two if anything WEIRD happens. "
Chi-Chi snorted, entering.
Vegeta laughed, " Oh believe me Onna, it will. "
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9:34 PM 9/16/2002
END OF PART TWO
Chuquita: (happily) And so ends Part 2.
Vegeta: (sniffling with joy) I just have to tell you *sniffle* how much I enjoy winning for once. *sniffle* IT MAKES ME FEEL
SO GOOD!! (bursts into ssj) (grinning) (lets out a soothed sigh) Ahhhhh....
Goku: (sweatdrops) Veggie is acting veggier than usual.
Chuquita: (shrugs) Yeah, well, you can't blame him. After almost 2 years of losing in my stories I'd think he'd be happy to
finally win for once. Even if it's only in a possible future.
Goku: You mean this future might not even happen?
Chuquita: Who knows? Mirai Trunks proved that back when he made 4 more additional timelines.
Goku: Hmm. (nods) Point taken.
Chuquita: ...you know something just occured to me. In the original timeline (Mirai's) Veggie DOES win!
Vegeta: What?
Chuquita: Yeah, only it's the other way around because both Veggie and Goku die but Chi-Chi's still alive.
Vegeta: ... (smile slowly spread across his face) WOO-HOO! (punches the air) TAKE THAT ONNA!
Goku: (wiggles uncomfortably) Unnnh...
Chuquita: (confused) What's your problem?
Goku: [points to his clothes to reveal he's now wearing the servant-maid outfit Veggie made for him several months ago]
Chuquita: (turns to Veggie)
Vegeta: (big sparkily cheesy grin) YEEEeeee...
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I won't even ask how you got that on him during the break. Oh! BTW, the first new episode aired today.
Goku: (cheers) Hoo-ray!
Vegeta: (angrily) What's all that "hoo-ray"ing for Kakarrotto! I DIED!!
Chuquita: (shivers) Yeah, real creepy-like too. There was nothing left but this floating stone-grey Veggie shell with an
astonished look on its face and then it fell into the huge crater Veggie had created and cracked into a million pieces and
then the wind blew it away into dust.
Goku: (eyes water) My poor little Veggie... [grabs Veggie and hugs him] OH SWEET LITTLE BUDDY I AM SORRY!! [hugs Veggie
tightly]
Vegeta: (bright red) Heh-heh-heh...
Chuquita: Tommorow's episode features Son-kun's reaction to Veggie's death.
Goku: (sobs) WHY did he have to knock me unconsious--WHY!!! [hugs tighter]
Vegeta: (nearly braindead from all the love) Hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Chuquita: You're GOING to kill him again if you keep THAT up.
Goku: (looks down at Veggie)
Vegeta: (glowing almost radioactively) Hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...wa ov ya Kaka-baby... (slips into a drooling brainless mode)
Goku: (happily) (to Chu) He called me his Kaka-baby!
Chuquita: ...
Goku: ...
Chuquita: ...
Goku: ... (pouts) Ohh, alright I'll put him down. [lets go of Veggie, who falls to the ground in a mush-brained stupor]
Vegeta: Hehhhhhhhhh...*THUNK*! [head slams into the side of the desk, then slides down to the floor]
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) (perks up) Now that Veggie has thoroughly embarassed himself it's time to begin the "Ask Goku" portion
of today's End Corner.
Vegeta: (suddenly back to normal) You mean "Questions for Kakarrotto".
Chuquita: No, I mean "Ask Goku".
Vegeta: [goes ssj2] My fic. My title.
Chuquita: (rolls her eyes) Oh fine. (sighs) And now it's time for "Questions for Kakarrotto".
Vegeta: (grins) Heh-heh-heh. First question! [pulls the bottom letter from a bag labeled "Ask Goku"] ... (pales) Uhh,
heh-heh. [laughs nervously and sticks it back in the bag]
Goku: Well?
Vegeta: (shortly) That one was addressed to me. The "Ask Vegeta" Corner was several stories ago.
Goku: (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: Alright, here's the first letter TO Kakarrotto.
Question by Maria S: Goku if you were born a girl instead of a boy would you have loved Vegeta to be your mate? And vice
versa Before you married Chichi ofcorse?
Goku: ...you mean...hmm.. (glances at Veggie; looking him up and down)
Vegeta: (glowing wildly) CUT THAT OUT!!
Goku: (to Maria S) (grinning) If the circumstances had happened the way they did in your question then yes I probably would
have. Besides if I had been a girl I probably never would have met Chi-Chi ever again after that whole "putting out the fire
on Fire Mountain" thing cuz she only entered the tournament because I was in it. (to Chu) That was easy. (happily) NEXT
QUESTION!
Chuquita: [glances at the next letter Veggie has pulled out of the bag] This one's from Nekoni, Son-kun.
Goku: I am feeling good letter, ask a-way!
Question from Nekoni: nuwahahahahaahahaahh! Oh me, oh my.... what CAN we ask our little kaka-chan, ne? *grins slyly* Okay,
quueeeeeeeestion 1, Kakarotto, how much control do you have over that tail? -Number 2- Kakarotto, what is your DEEPEST,
DARKEST SECRET............................that you are willing to tell us about? And is it your 1st deepest darkest secret or
your 3rd or what? Ahem- *coughs* Kakarotto... what kind of VEGGIE DREAMS do you have? and once again, Kakarotto, ever thought
about kissing V-sama? A REEEAL kiss- NOT when one of you is girlyfied?
Goku: How much control do I have over my tail? (folds his arms) Well when I was a little kid I had almost total control over
it, however it's been cut off and grown back so many times over the years I think it's gotten a little schizophrenic lately.
That's also due to the fact that when it's cut off from oxygen a lot; like when Chi-Chi makes me hide it under my sash; it
gets a little crazy. I can only control it when I concentrate hard enough. Other than that it's just grown a life of its own.
[shrugs] (perks up) Second question.... MY deepest darkest secret? (turns beet red) Well, uh, I've had a couple of them but,
uh, well, I, (starts sweating nervously) I don't really wanna talk about it. (cheesy grin)
Vegeta: (blankly) Kakay has a deep dark secret? (grins at Son) You can tell ME what your secrets are Kakay--
Goku: (quickly) --no-thank-you. Heh-heh-heh-heh...question 3 of 3. (looks at letter) What kind of Veggie dreams have I had?
(grins) You mean the Veggie in my imagination? Oh he shows up a lot in my dreams. We go on rollercoasters together and drive
racecars and fight monsters and go fishing and DREAM VEGGIE'S A LOTTA FUN!! [waves his arms in the air]
Vegeta: (glaring at him)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Calm down, Vedge. It's not another 'you'. It's just the image of you Goku has in his head. [points to
her own head.
Vegeta: (confused) ...you mean like the Kaka-servant in my daydreams?
Chuquita: Yah, pretty much.
Vegeta: (flatly) Dream me must be a moron just like Kakarrotto.
Goku: (looking at the letter) Oh-kay, last question for me by Nekoni...have I ever thought about kissing V-- (to Chu) I'm not
gonna call him V-sama just to feed his ego and because that's what she called Veggie in the letter.
Chuquita: You already did.
Goku: (looks up a few lines) (homer-style) Doh!
Vegeta: Hee...V-sama.
Goku: I've wanted to give Veggie a little smooch on the cheek a couple times when he did a really good job on stuff, but I
don't know about a big wet lip-smooshing one like I give Chi-chan when she cooks a very very very yummy dinner.
Chuquita: You mean like a peck kinda kiss?
Goku: Not really, kinda like...kinda like when you give your puppy a kiss for bringing back a stick.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You're comparing me to a DOG?!
Goku: Not a DOG, (sweetly) a PUPPY! Cuz you're little and so are puppies!
Vegeta: (larger sweatdrop)
Chuquita: The next "Ask Goku" question is from Kewla.
Question from Kewla: Not to offend you Kakarot, but I would like to know how you can be such a brilliant fighter and yet such
a simpleton, it's absolutely amazing.
Goku: I don't think I'm that simple. I just like to have fun (grins widely) As for fighting, that little part of my brain
that got hit back when I was a baby for some reason starts to work whenever I go into battle. I don't know why. (shrugs) I
guess it's a subconsious thing.
Question from Miyanon: Okay, I have a question for Goku. If Veggie was a girl and you weren't married to ChiChi, and they
both proposed to you AT THE SAME TIME, which one would you marry?
Goku: Hmm. (turns to Veggie and squints his eyes)
Vegeta: (starting to glow from embarassment) WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!
Goku: If you mean the way Veggie was when he got turned into Veggilina back in "Meadow Muffins" Corner I'd probably choose
Chi-Chi cuz Veggilina really creeped me out, but if you mean if Veggie was just born that way and still acted normally then
I'd have to say I have no clue. Veggie probably doesn't cook very well so I'd have still chosen Chi-chan and the yummy food
she creates. (grin)
Vegeta: (snorts) It's always the food isn't it. That's the only reason you haven't left yet isn't it?
Goku: (defensively) NUH-UH LITTLE VEGGIE I LOVE MY CHI-CHAN FOR MORE THAN HER FOOD YOU KNOW!!
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes) Whatever you say, Kakarrotto. (smiles) I still win anyway!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Honestly Vedge. (shakes her head)
Vegeta: The next question is from Anime the Chikyuu no Oujo.
Goku: Chikyuu no Oujo? (blinks) (grins) Hey! That means princess of Earth. Cool. (proud of himself)
Question from Anime the Chikyuu no Oujo:
1)What do you think of yaoi, and no Chu I don't want your opinion I want HIS!
2)How much do you think you love your little Veggie in the future?
3)Do you think Ji-chan and Goggie(and its GO-GEE) to come back?
4)What do you think of your sayia-jin name?
Goku: Ooh, another multiple questions question. Let's see. For number 1 I'd have to say do whatever makes you happy. I like
to walk around nakee sometimes and Chi-Chi always comes up to me and says "Son Goku you put some clothes on right now we have
guests over"...so I just go out to the fishing river instead because I was feeling very comfortable with that breeze on my
legs so I say if it's comfortable for you than I'm oh-kay with it too. (giggles) (to Veggie) Heehee, I rhymned.
Vegeta: (sweatdrop) Nudist.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops also) So that's your opinion?
Goku: Everyone is different Chu. If everyone was exactly the same life would be very very boring. (happily) Variety is the
spice of onions!!
Vegeta: You mean "life"?
Goku: (grins) That too! (looks at question 2) How much to I think I love Veggie in the future? (sweetly) A whole lot more
than I even do now if that's even possible! After all he let me come live with him and took care of me while I was sad and
got me a fancy room and fancy food and pretty clothes like that royal blue gi which personally I can't wait till the future
to get!
Vegeta: You're going to have to wait a while. I haven't made it yet.
Goku: (pouts) Aww...I'll be waiting.
Vegeta: You do that.
Goku: Question 3's kinda confusing. Do you mean do I want them to come back or do I think they will come back? Either way I
hope the answer is yes because I miss me-n-Veggie's little fusion babies! They didn't desert their love of sparring like
Gohan and Goten eventually did.
Vegeta: I blame the Onna's genes for THAT.
Goku: (smiles musingly) I wish I had MORE fusion babies (glances over at Veggie w/big sparkily eyes)
Vegeta: (flatly) Don't ask it ain't gonna happen.
Goku: And what do I think of my saiyajin name? (smiles) Well at first I thought it was kinda cute the way Veggie came up with
all these lil nicknames using the beginning of it but now that I know what my name means I have to say I like it VERY VERY
much! Heehee, a lost saiyajin paradise.
Chuquita: The next question's from Ouji-Chan.
Goku: Oh yeah! He was one of the people who sent a letter asking Veggie a question back when we had that lil "Ask Veggie"
Corner.
Question from Ouji-Chan: How would you like it if I gave you a free tour of my shrine hmm? I could let you play with my toys
and I could make you dinner....If you could do anything with your little buddy here and he would,by some miracle, go along
with it, what would you do?
Goku: (grins) Hai! I'll come tour if I get food and play with some toys! It'll be fun! [looks in the audiance] Which on is
he Chu?
Chuquita: Ouji-Chan looks like a chibi Veggie with horns.
Goku: Oh-kay! [waves to audiance, then sits down] Wow even Veggie never got offered a free meal!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Kakarrotto you're so naive.
Goku: And as for the second question, the one thing I'd like to do with Veggie if I could get him to go along with would be
skinny-dip fishing! You know, when you attack the giant fishes head-on, wrestle them to the ground, then shove a stick
through their middles and roast 'um over an open fire! (sighs) It's a lonely sport though, and I KNOW I'd catch more fish at
once if I had my little buddy with me as a helper. (smiles hopefully at Veggie)
Vegeta: (glaring at him) If you think I'd get in those kaka-germ-infested waters of yours buck-naked, wrestle some
flesh-eating fish; and eat it's dead raw carcass over a fire you're CRAZY!
Goku: Ahh, crazy, but full of fish. [pats his belly]
Vegeta: I can think of quite a few things you're full of, Kakarrotto.
Goku: Heeheehee. And now for the last letter. (happily) This one's from Miss Sheba. She's Piccolo's girlfriend.
Vegeta: The namek has a girlfriend?
Goku: (grins) Yup! Here's the questions.
Question from Miss Sheba:
1) "Veggie-Wear", what was that weird sound that Veggie made after you said he had a superior body in the tape recorder?
It was weiiiird....
2) Why DO you prefer Goku to Kakarotto? I mean, your Mommy named you after a paradise!
3) Did you know that Vegeta is afraid of worms? I dare you to stick a jar of earthworms in his face!
Goku: Oh-kay, number 1. (turns to Veggie) Hey little buddy what WAS that sound anyway?
Vegeta: That was a saiyajin hoot of victory, Kakarrotto. You should know that by now. (folds his arms) After all you are a
saiyajin TOO you know. (nods)
Goku: Actually it sounded more like a squeal to me.
Vegeta: [shrugs]
Goku: Question number 2. I still have to say I prefer Son Goku to Kakarrotto. After all everyone on Earth with Veggie's mere
exception calls me Son Goku. If I were to suddenly decide I like being called Kakarrotto better everyone else would think
there's something wrong with me!
Vegeta: Or something right.
Goku: (ignores Veggie) Even though Kakarrotto has a beautiful deep meaning to it I still kind of identify myself as Goku.
[looks at question number 3 and grins] Yeah, Veggie IS afraid of worms. (giggles) Who knew? [reaches into his pockets and
pulls out a handful of earthworms] Personally I think they're cute!
Vegeta: [takes one look at the slimy worms in Son's hands and turns a pale green] Wha, where did you get those?
Goku: Oh, I always keep my backpocket pull of 'um incase I decide to go fishing the old fashioned way. You know with a
fishing-pole and such.
Vegeta: (smirks evilly at the worms) Oh I'd go fishing with you if we were to fish the "old fashioned way", Kakarrotto.
[one of the worms stands on its tail and looks up at Veggie] (freaks out) AAH! WHAT'S IT DOING THAT FOR!
Goku: I think he's just trying to say hello! [picks up the one worm out of the group and holds it up] (baby-talk) Say hewwo
to widdle Veh-gee, Mister Worm.
Vegeta: Ehhh... (flinches) [kicks his chair causing him to glide back away from Goku several feet]
Goku: (blinks) I don't get it, what's so scary about worms? [tosses it in his mouth and swallows it whole] Ahh, yummy.
Vegeta: (cringes) Barbarian. (smirks) Don't you go talking to ME about worms, Kakarrotto. After all that's nothing when you
are afraid of NEEDLES--
Goku: --AHH WHERE WHERE WHERE VEGGIE DON'T LET 'UM GET ME THEY CAN'T GET ME I WON'T LET 'UM! [ducks under the table]
Vegeta: [wheels his chair over to Son] Kakarrotto. There ARE no needles.
Goku: [pokes his head up] (embarassed) ...oh. (giggles) Heeheehee.
Chuquita: See you in Part 3 everybody!
Goku: Bye-bye! [holds up his worms]
Worms: Bye-bye!
Vegeta: (freezes) (does a double-take) Did those things just SPEAK!?
Goku: Heeheeheehee.... (big happy grin)
Vegeta: Sometimes I worry about you Kakarrotto...
Goku: Remember, it's the the size of the worm on the hook but the number of fish you can catch with it.
Vegeta: How oddly philosophical of you.
Goku: Hai!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Veggie's Quote of the Week: -from dbz ep. 284 "The Last Hope! Make a Huge Genki-Dama"
{Kakarrotto:} I see, you're pretty smart Vegeta!
Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (grinning from ear-to-ear) You BET I am!
Goku: (to Chu) I don't have to start answering any questions yet, do I Chu?
Chuquita: Hmm? NAH! I still haven't posted part 1 yet so no one's able TO send you any questions. We'll answer them in the
End Corner of Part 2. I don't post on weekends cuz I figure everybody else (including me) are normally too busy on the
weekends to go online....course that's just a theory.
Vegeta: (smirks) You know Kakarrotto there are several times you give me very flattering compliments in episode 284.
Goku: (blushes lightly) (nervous laughter) Heh-heh-heh. That's nice little Veggie.
Chuquita: (pouts) I should've downloaded this episode while I had the chance. I wish Dragonball Arena's servers hadn't forced
'um to get rid of all their eps. (perks up) But I still like them anyway! (hopeful) And maybe, just maybe, they'll choose
movie 12 as their next unzipped Sunday Corner movie so I can FINALLY watch it!
Vegeta: (grumbles) I hope they choose that baka fusion movie just so you'll finally stop talking about it!
Goku: (grins) Even if Chu-sama stopped talking about me-n-Veggie's movie where we have our second little baby _I_ wouldn't
stop talking about him. Lil Goggie's so cute! (turns to audiance) (happily) Goggie's a lil bit taller than Ji-chan and has
my big beautiful eyes and Veggie's veggie-peak and a Veggie-ish haircut like Ji-chan's only Ji-chan has two bangs and Goggie
only has one and Goggie fights the way I act out of battle which I think is really neat cuz he comes up with all these cute
lil fusion-baby attacks and--
Vegeta: (gritting his teeth) That's...ENOUGH...Kakarrotto...
Goku: (giggles) Whatever you say little Veggie. (to Chu) He's just a lil sore cuz Ji-chan calls him Mommy. (grins) But Goggie
doesn't, does he Veggie?
Vegeta: (smirks and nods) Yes, I must say that he is the more intellegent of the two because HE refers to me by my RIGHTFUL
parental title.
Chuquita: (stops herself from saying smart-alek remark before she gets Veggie sore at her)
Goku: (folds his arms) (pouty) Well why should _I_ be the Mommy?
Vegeta: BECAUSE..you're, umm, (thinks) because you're the cute one!
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) Awwwwww, Veggie thinks I'm CUUUUUUUUUUTE?
Vegeta: (laughs nervously) (glowing bright red) Heh...heh... (mumbles to himself) Kakarrotto you have no idea...
Chuquita: (grins) I have an idea, seeing as I'm the author of this lil piece of literature.
Goku: (excitedly) How cute does Veggie think I am, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: Actually.....(pauses) You know what, I bet if you bug Veggie enough he'll tell you.
Goku: (exclaims) That's a BRILLIANT idea, Chu-sama! [zips over to where Veggie's sitting and plops himself on Veggie's lap]
(grinning widely) YEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEeeeeeee...
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (flatly) Thanks Chu. Thanks a lot.
Chuquita: You 'ordered' him to sit there in the last story's Corner and he didn't do it. Now you're just getting what you
deserve.
Vegeta: ... (smirks) QUICK! CHU! Give my your cell phone! I must call Onna and tell her about the little present on my lap.
(snickers evilly)
Chuquita: (dryly) Not a chance, Vedge. She'd murder you on the spot.
Vegeta: (sighs) Ohhh... (perks up) HEY! That means you're letting Kakarrotto sit here because this is MY moment of glory and
for this brief period of time _I_ am the SUPREME RULER of Kaka-land!
Goku: [plops a little paper crown on Veggie's head] (still grinning at him) YEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeee....
Vegeta: Why do I even bother....
Goku: (squeals) BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME!!
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) ... (faraway voice) That is absolutely correct.
Goku: YAY!
Chuquita: Before we start part 2 I wanna clear up something for the readers, time-line wise. In this story the whole GT thing
never existed. Seeing as while I have found some parts of (the eps I've seen) GT funny, I'll exclude anything having to do
with it from our current timeline because (A) I don't know enough about the show to really include it without screwing
something up. (B) They ruined Veggie and Goku's physical appearances; AKA kid Goku and super-tall-mustacheod-hair-got-in-a-
fight-with-a-lawnmower-and-lost Veggie. And finally (C) The whole "It isn't an 100% Toriyama-written show" excuse.
Vegeta: You didn't care for the mustache, did ya Chu?
Chuquita: (sticks her tongue out) Yech! No! In fact the staff made a decision to get rid of that possessed facial hair of
yours after they found it very unattractive and the fans in Japan apparently agreed an sent in letters saying how much more
"handsome" you were without it.
Goku: Where'd you read THAT Chu?
Chuquita: The site I mentioned earlier has images from both of those GT Files books. Since they were all in Italian I used
my trusty online translator (currently freetranslation.com) and typed in the words next to the picture with Veggie and the
razor and after I translated it that's pretty much what it said.
Goku: Really?
Chuquita: I think that was Toriyama's one GT design flaw; giving Veggie the mustache. Heck for me after they put that
mustache on the little ouji's face all his physical charm just kinda disappeared for me.
Vegeta: (smirks) You think I'm handsomer without the mustache.
Chuquita: Yes, yes I do. (nods) Your body got really screwed over in GT Vedge. (grins) That's why I was thankful they created
ssj4 because for some odd reason Goku is able to be an adult in that form and some of Veggie's umm--
Goku: VEGGIE-POOF! [rushes his hand through the tip of Veggie's hair]
Vegeta: (glows bright red) (drooling idiot mode) Uhhhhh.....
Chuquita: ...yah. His "veggie-poof" returns in ssj4 form. That and to tell you the truth Vedge, the whole black leather red
t-shirt thing isn't you.
Goku: (giggles) Yeah Veggie, your GT wear is WAY too kinky. (grins) But not your navy training suit! [snaps Veggie's shoulder
strap]
Vegeta: YEOW! [snaps out of drooling idiot mode] THAT'S IT! OFF MY LAP YOU SHIRT-SNAPPING PEASANT! NOW!
Goku: Heeheehee. [hops off and runs back to his seat]
Chuquita: On with Part 2!
Summary: Chi-Chi and Veggie make a bet on Goku's loyalty. The ouji says that by the time another century has past and
Chi-Chi has already gotten old and been buried he would have Son-San wrapped around his little finger, seeing as they
saiyajins with their longer life-spans and slow aging process will probably live way after the rest of the Z senshi pass on.
Chi-Chi mocks him and tells Veggie that her Go-chan loves her too much to give in to his ouji-obsessiveness. Goku is unsure
if either of them is right and a slightly worried Chi-Chi decides to take Mirai's time machine for a spin and find out. What
awaits her in the future is a fate worse than anything she possibly could have imagined for Goku. What is this fate? Will
she be able to change the future or her present to stop these events from occuring? Heck, if Mirai Trunks can do it so can
Chi-Chi...right?
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" Oh-kay, now "Kakarrotto", " Chi-Chi spat out the last word like a dirty sweatsock, " Is the Ouji around anywhere? "
" Wee-jee? " Goku cocked his head, confused.
" YES! OUJI! YOU KNOW! VEGETA! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" OH! V-sama! " Goku chirped.
Chi-Chi cringed, sickened, " You're calling him V-SAMA now? "
" YO! Naaka wa li ka opipi lanee awoku wepzs waos koabszkia powueranbvlsve owaj wauvna V-sama wapsve eouz u ai! "
Goku giggled dreamily as he pranced around the backyard. He stopped and turned towards Chi-Chi, his face glowing bright red,
" V-sama taa o lu fashana. " Goku mused, his hands on his already glowing cheeks.
" ... " Chi-Chi stood there, petrified, " I have no idea what he just said but I do NOT like how he said it. " she
gulped, then walked over to him, now shaking nervously, " Guh-Goku, please tell me you know how to speak something OTHER than
ouji-nese? You know, like ENGLISH! "
" English? " he blinked, " I speak it little. " Goku said. Chi-Chi sweatdropped at his newfound saiyajin accent.
However she sighed with relief at the fact that he could actually remember how to speak it in the first place.
" "Speak it little?" Goku, err, Kakarrotto, how can you only speak a little English when that's your NATIVE
LANGUAGE!! "
" Saiyago is my native language. " Goku said, surprised, " I am saiyajin, not earth-ean. "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " EarthLING, Goku! WE'RE CALLED EARTH_LINGS_!!! HOW LONG HAS VEGETA BEEN KEEPING YOU HERE! DO
YOU EVEN GO OUTSIDE THIS CHUNK OF OUJI-PROPERTY! IS HE THE ONLY ONE YOU TALK TO!! "
" ... "
" WELL! " Chi-Chi said, annoyed.
" Go--ku? " he squinted at her like he was trying to remember something.
" Yes. Son Goku! That's your name. Well, your Earth name. " Chi-Chi said, calming down, " Vegeta's the only one who
ever calls you Kakarrotto. Why 99% of the people on Earth call you by Son Goku! And I'm Chi-Chi. I'm your wife. Don't you
remember? Did that Ouji brainwash you or something? "
" ... " the large saiyajin's eyes widened.
" Goku? "
:::" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE ALL GONE THEY'RE ALL GONE THEY'RE ALL GONE OH VEGGIE IT'S NOT FAIR!!! "
Goku wailed as he and the smaller saiyajin stood infront of the stones on the hill.
" Don't worry Kakay, they're not ALL gone. I'm still here. " Vegeta smirked, hugging Goku infront of Chi-Chi's stone,
" _I_ won't leave you like _THEY_ did. "
Goku's eyes welled up with tears, " CHI-CHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!! ":::
" Hello? Goku! " Chi-Chi said, waving her hand infront of his face, " I'm talking to you! Are you alright? "
" NAH!!! " Goku shrieked, quickly backing up, " V-SAMA! V-SAMAAAAA!!! " he panicked, running into the house.
" HEY! Go--KAKARROTTO COME BACK HERE! " Chi-Chi yelled, racing after him only to screech to a halt once inside
Capsule Corp; or what should have been Capsule Corp. She gawked to see what looked like the inside of an exotic castle. The
entire house was elaborately decorated. Several additions to the building had been made and it now looked like it was fit for
royalty. Chi-Chi's assumptions were proved correct as she looked up at the ceiling to see an all-to-familiar insignia of the
royal family of Bejito-sei, " It looks just like the Ouji. " she said, disgusted as she stared at the stick-figure-ish
insignia, " How did he DO it? " Chi-Chi raised an eyebrow, puzzled. She looked around the room, then spotted Goku sitting on
a very large sofa. She smiled weakly at him and sat down on the opposite end of the couch, " So? "
" So? " Goku responded, baffled.
::" Ohhh, think fast Chi-Chi, there's got to be SOMETHING you can talk to him about without upsetting him. Don't
mention the Ouji, that's what got him riled up in the first place...at least I think that's what it was.:: " So, " she said
again, " What name are you going by now. Are you Son Kakarrotto now? "
Goku grinned at her and Chi-Chi sighed with relief, " Haha. My name is Kakarrotto Koi. In english it means 'paradise
of love'. "
" Oh, that's nice. " Chi-Chi smiled, then mentally growled, ::" Wait'll I get my hands on you THIS TIME Ouji. "::
" V-sama's means 'little angel warrior'. Which fits my V-sama to a T! " Goku blushed lightly, " V-sama is so sweet to
me. I love him so much. "
" I'm sure you do. " Chi-Chi muttered under her breath, then perked up, " Where IS "V-sama", Kakarrotto? "
Goku frowned, " He, he's not here right now. " the large saiyajin sniffled.
::" HA! He's dead! The Ouji's dead! WOO-HOO! ":: Chi-Chi did a mental victory dance, " Well Kakarrotto don't you
think you'd want to move out then? "
" Muh--move out? What for? "
" You know, seeing as the ouji's GONE-- "
" V-sama isn't dead if that's what you mean, Miss. " Goku corrected her.
" MRS. " Chi-Chi felt a vein bulge on her forehead.
" I'm sorry, Mrs. " Goku smiled, " V-sama is busy doing a final check of the satellite. We're not going to be on
Earth very much longer. After all we've done just about all we can do here so we've decided to seek some fun and adventure
elsewhere! V-sama knows the universe like the back of his hand so we won't have very much trouble getting around at all! "
Goku said happily, " It'll be like a wonderful beautiful exotic vacation that never ends! " he sighed dreamily, off in la la
land, " Just me and V-sama EXPLORING the UNIVERSE _TOGETHER_! "
Chi-Chi sat there with a little doom cloud hanging over her head. Her bottom left eyelid twitched, " Re--remember
what the doctor said, Chi-Chi. "Deep healing breaths. Deep healing breaths". " she repeated to herself, shaking in fright.
Chi-Chi took several deep breaths and her body stopped shaking, however, her bottom left eyelid twitch was still very
apparent.
" Are...you oh-kay? " Goku said, concerned.
" Yes, of course I am, why shouldn't I be? " Chi-Chi put on a fake smile, her eyelid still twitching, " I'm, I'm very
happy for you Goku. "
" My name's Kakarrotto, silly lady. " Goku giggled at her, " Why do you keep calling me Go-ku? "
" A, a satellite... " Chi-Chi mumbled, then froze as she almost felt a cold slap in the face.
:::" Kakarrotto, I have a question to ask you. "
" Ask away little Veggie! " Goku said, saluting him.
" Kakarrotto, once Onna passes away to the great beyond, will you join me in a special saiyajin ritual and then come
to live with me on my expensive, plush, high-tech satellite where we will sail across the universe together? " Vegeta asked
sneakily.
" ...what expensive, plush, high-tech satellite? " Goku cocked an eyebrow, confused.
" Well...I haven't exactly built it yet...but once I have, will you join me? " Vegeta grinned cheesily.
" I dunno Veggie, I don't think I could just leave Chi-chan at home while I go on some Ad-Veggietures in outer
space. " Goku shook his head uneasily.
" "Ad-Veggietures"? " Chi-Chi repeated in disgust.
" You won't HAVE to worry about Onna, Kakarrotto! " Vegeta patted him on the shoulder, " She'll be DEAD! "
Goku gasped, " CHI-CHAN'S DYING!! " he turned to Chi-Chi, who just rolled her eyes as she leaned against her ax.
" Not yet but she will be! " Vegeta said cheerfully.
Goku glanced over at Chi-Chi w/big teary eyes, " Chi-chan's gonna LEAVE me? "
" Well, eventually, yes. But think of how WONDERFUL it will be when she's gone! ":::
" Is it...really "wonderful" without me, Go-chan? " Chi-Chi said in a small voice.
" I love living with V-sama, lady. He never leaves my side and we're almost always together! " Goku said cheerfully,
closing his eyes and smiling at her.
" I can't believe this, this is IMPOSSIBLE! You're HAPPY under the same roof as that Ouji. You're HAPPY to go into
deep space with him and leave behind the planet you grew up on and the few friends you have who are still alive? " Chi-Chi
looked over at him, teary-eyed, " You--you've got something on your eyes. " she paused her overdramatic sobs and instantly
dried them up.
" Huh? " Goku opened one eye.
" No! Close them both I've got to check. " Chi-Chi said, worried. She reached up and swiped her finger across the
top of one of Goku's eyelids, then sat back and looked at her finger, " These aren't splotches, they're sparkles?! " she said
, surprised. Goku opened his eyes and rubbed them. Chi-Chi's jaw suddenly hug wide open, " THIS ISN'T SOME KIND OF BRUSH-BURN
!! IT'S CLEAR SPARKILY EYESHADOW!!! " she screamed, all her anger and fury towards Vegeta instantly returning to her body,
" YOU'RE DEAD OUJI! I'LL RIP YOU APART WITH MY BARE HANDS!!! " Chi-Chi turned to Goku, who looked slightly frightened, " HOW
COULD YOU LET HIM FORCE YOU TO WEAR--WEAR---EYE MAKEUP!!! "
" V, V-sama says it looks pretty on me. " Goku looked away, embarassed, " I, I don't really care for it but it makes
V-sama happy so it's worth it. "
" And you really wanna go off into deep space with that Ouji? " Chi-Chi said skeptically
" Sure I do! V-sama and I are soul-mates! It's our destiny. At least, that's what V-sama says. " he giggled.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Hoo-boy... " she nervously scratched her head, " So he says you're each other's soul-mate
now? "
" Actually we kinda are because our souls were connected through the portara earrings fusion back when we were
fighting Bu-- "
" DON'T! " Chi-Chi snapped, " I don't want to ear another word about that evil jewelry OR that horrible HORRIBLE
day! "
" But, but Mrs-- "
" CHI-CHI. CALL ME CHI-CHI, ALRIGHT! "
" Umm, yeah.....sure, Chi-Chi. " Goku gulped, then continued, smiling again, " That must have been the most
buddy-bonding experience we've ever HAD with one another! " he mused, " And even though _I_ was the one who technically
THREW the genki-dama it was V-sama who came up with the idea to use it. He's a lil genius. "
" Yeah he's a lil SOMETHING, alright. " Chi-Chi grumbled, then paused, " Wait, you said THAT day was the one you
bonded the most with the Ouji? " the smiled, " THAT means you haven't done anything--and he hasn't done any--Kakarrotto may I
see your room? "
Goku grinned, " K! "
" Behold! THIS--is my room. " Goku said, standing before an astoundingly large and beautiful bedroom which could
probably fit the entire population of West City inside it. They were in one of the rounded ball-shaped rooms at the top of
one of the tall saiyajin-esque towers Vegeta had added onto Capsule Corp, " V-sama had it built JUST FOR ME! "
" Really. " Chi-Chi said dryly, " I swear that little Ouji spoiled you Go--Kakarrotto. I mean, LOOK AT ALL THIS
STUFF!! " she exclaimed, then glanced upward, " AND WHAT ARE _YOU_ GOING TO DO WITH A CHANDELIER! " she pointed at the fancy
lamp hanging from the ceiling. There isn't even a light-switch! "
" I don't need one. " Goku replied, held one hand in the air and formed a fairly large ball of ki, then sent it at
the lamp. "
" AHH GOKU WHAT ARE YOU DO-- " Chi-Chi froze when the ki disappeared into the chandelier and instantly the lamp lit
up, " --ing. "
" It runs on ki! " Goku chirped happily, " In't it cute! "
" Yah...cute... " Chi-Chi said, ::" If I didn't know better I'd say his english has gotten even worse after living
with that evil little monster Ouji.":: she leaned against a nearby door with a small window on it, " What's THIS? "
" Oh, that's my gravity room. V-sama built it for me. " Goku smiled.
" He gave YOU a gravity room now? " Chi-Chi shook her head, then perked up, " HEY! If YOU have your own gravity room
then that must mean you still train! "
" Uh, of course I do why wouldn't I? " the large saiyajin said, startled.
" Say Go--Kakarrotto, how would you like to spar against me? " she asked.
" REALLY? " he grinned, " Wow I haven't sparred with anyone other than V-sama since before I can remember! " Goku
opened a nearby closet and starting going through the clothes, then emerged wearing a blue gi the same color as the ouji's
training outfit. He had a white t-shirt underneath the gi and in place of the kame symbol was a golden mark similar to the
one on the ceiling when Chi-Chi had first entered the house.
" Well, at least it it isn't pink. " she mumbled, mentally relieved that even though Goku was now sporting Vegeta's
colors in clothing that he wasn't wearing the same training gear as the ouji. ::" A pink stretchy Goku-sized ouji-suit. "::
the worst of her expecations quickly disappeared, ::" Thank GOD it isn't a pink stretchy Goku-sized ouji-suit. "::
Personally Chi-Chi hadn't planned on sparing against Goku; who knows how infinately stronger he was now; but just
happy that her ploy to get him out of that odd outfit he was wearing when she first bumped into him worked.
" So! Ready to go? " Goku said, opening the door to the gravity room.
" Umm, Go-chan? "
" Yes Chi-Chi? " he blinked.
" You're...still wearing the bow. " she cringed.
" Bow? " Goku looked up at the large floppy pink bow still stationed on the right front side of his head, " OH! That
bow. V-sama gave it too me a long long time ago when I first moved in with him, I can't take it off--it's got sentimental
value to it. " he patted it.
" Yeah, I'll bet. " Chi-Chi muttered, " Why aren't you wearing a stretchy training outfit like the Ouji does? " she
said, refusing to play along by using the word "V-sama" in a sentence.
" V-sama says it's impossible to train your best unless you're comfortable. And since I'm so much more used to a gi
V-sama and I thought it would be best if he made me a special gi to train in. " he pointed to the gold symbol on his gi top,
" This is the crest for the royal family of Bejito-sei. V-sama ironed it on for me. He's so sweet! " the large saiyajin
squealed.
Chi-Chi sat down on Goku's bed and thought for a moment, ::" Royal crest my behind!":: she thought sarcastically,
::" I wonder if I have enough time to get Goku out of here before the Ouji shows up. ":: " Say Go--Kakarrotto, how much
longer to you expect the Ouji to be gone for until he gets back? " she asked.
Goku's eyes began to water and the large saiyajin almost burst into tears, " Si--60 cronos. " he sniffled.
" ...Sixty...cronos?? " Chi-Chi cocked and eyebrow.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "
" ACK! " she yelped as he grabbed and hugged her, " Wha, whad I do? "
" OH CHI-CHI IT'S BEEN SO THAT'S SUCH A LONG TIME AND I MISS MY V-SAMA SO MUCH I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITH
MYSELF IF SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED TO HIM!!! " Goku sobbed.
" Goku? "
" *SOB*! "
" Goku? "
" *sniffle*! "
" GOKU!!! "
" Eh? " he blinked up at her, still teary-eyed.
" How long is 60 cronos in Earth-time? " Chi-Chi asked, irritated.
" 5 minutes. "
" WAH! " Chi-Chi nearly fell over, " IF HE'S COMING BACK IN FIVE MINUTES THEN WHY ARE YOU CRYING OVER IT! IT'S NOT
LIKE THE OUJI'S GONE FOREVER!!! "
" Fo--forever? " Goku's eyes filled back up with tears again.
" Oh no! No Goku I didn't mean that, really I-- " Chi-Chi said in a panic.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH V-SAMA I MISS YOUUUUUUU!!!! "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Oh brother. " she said, then snapped to attention, " 5 MINUTES! HE'S COMING BACK IN ONLY 5
MINUTES!! " she shrieked, " I CAN'T POSSIBLY GET YOU OUT OF HERE AND OFF TO SAFETY WITHIN ONLY 5 MINUTES!!! "
" Off to safety? But I'm safe here. " Goku said, confused, " And when V-sama returns I'll be oh-so-much-more safer
than I even am now! " he mused.
" Ehhhh... " Chi-Chi felt her bottom eyelid begin to twitch again. She shook her head, trying to clear her mind again
so she could think right, " Go--Kakarrotto, how about we go have our sparring match over near my house? After all you've been
kind enough to show me what you're home is like so why don't I show you mine? "
Goku stared at her, completely horrified.
" Wha--whatsa matter? "
" You mean, LEAVE? " Goku stood agast.
" Yes, "leave". Leave to go spar. It's not like you won't be able to come home. We'll spar at my house, I'll cook you
something nice to eat, and then you can come back home. How does that sound? " Chi-Chi said warmly.
" I CAN'T DO THAT! " Goku shrieked, frightened, " I, I can't leave my V-sama! What if he shows up and I'm not here to
greet him? He'll be crushed and he'll start crying for me and it hurts me when he cries and he'd never do that to me so why
should I do that to him we NEED each other I just can't go running off with you to some unknown place to spar while V-sama is
here all alone!! " he cried out in one breath.
" Of COURSE you can! What do you need the Ouji for? NOTHING! Besides, it'll only be for a little while, and he
doesn't HAVE to know you were gone and--- " Chi-Chi suddenly felt like she had been slapped in the face, " Holy cheese and
crackers everything's just come full circle on us, hasn't it Goku? " she paled.
" Full whatle? " Goku said, confused.
" He's taken my role and now I'm stuck in HIS!!! " she gawked, " I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS, THIS ISN'T RIGHT! " Chi-Chi
shouted at the ceiling, " WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS!!! "
" *Ding*dong*ding*dong*DING*! " the fancy doorbell downstairs rang. Goku's eyes instantly lit up.
" V-SAMA'S HOME! " he squealed in uttermost joy. Goku pushed Chi-Chi out of the way and ran straight through the
door. Chi-Chi groaned, then sweatdropped at the Goku-shaped hole in the bedroom door.
" I'M COMING V-SAMA HERE I AM I MISSED YOU SO MUCH I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HOME! " Goku was literally jumping with joy as
he bounded down the stairs and to the front door where a small yet VERY familiar figure had just entered. The large saiyajin
jumped into the air after hitting the bottom step and landed in the figure's arms, " V-SAMA! " he hugged the figure crying
happily, " Oh it seemed like forever while you were gone! I missed you SO! "
" And I missed you too, Kakay, my princess. " the figure hugged the saiyajin in his arms tighter.
" Aww, V-sama!! " Goku blushed, " I love you so much! "
" Hmm. " he smiled back, touched.
" *A-HEM*! "
Both saiyajins turned their eyes upward to a glaring figure at the top of the stairs.
" Ouji. " Chi-Chi snarled, trying to contain her rage.
Vegeta glanced down at Goku, " Kakay, no una ree-he-do manna qwe la kah? " he asked.
" Oi, waka nube nana ha io peno la fatata na wee, quala e unbena saa dome V-sama. " Goku responded, a little shaken
from Chi-Chi's anger.
" ERRRR, " Chi-Chi growled angrily as she decended the stairs, " LISTEN HERE! Will you two stop speaking gibberish or
whatever it is your speaking and give me a decent translation so I can whup your Ouji butt for it! "
" Hmmph. " Vegeta looked at her with disdain," Kakay? "
" Hai, V-sama? " Goku replied, nervously holding on tighter.
" I want you to go the gandana upstairs, pick out something nice to wear and I'll meet with you shortly. " Vegeta
smiled at Goku, setting him down.
" V-sama have a game inparticular? " Goku let out a little giggle.
" Cinderella, Kakay. " Vegeta responded, still smiling at him.
" YAY! I love that one! It's one of my favorites! " Goku said happily, " Bye-bye V-sama. " he said sweetly, then
stuck his tongue out at Chi-Chi, " Bye-bye mean lady! " Goku blew a raspberry in her direction, then hummed cheerfully to
himself as he danced halfway up the stairs until he teleported out of sight.
Vegeta let out a dreamy sigh as he watched the larger saiyajin go, " Bye-bye Kakay. "
" HEY! "
The loud yell to his right snapped him out of his daydream. Vegeta turned to Chi-Chi with a cautious yet estranged
look on his face.
" Ouji. " she glared.
" ... "
" I said, OUJI. " Chi-Chi said, annoyed.
" ... "
" WELL? Aren't you going to say "Onna"??? " she exclaimed.
" Should I be? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" OF COURSE YOU SHOULD! PRACTICALLY ALL OUR LITTLE "SHOWDOWNS" START OUT THAT WAY! " Chi-Chi yelled, " I can
understand possibly Goku forgeting me over 100 years but NOT YOU Ouji. No, no you. I bet all I have that your memory is still
as sharp as a tack! "
Vegeta let out a knowing "you-got-it" smirk.
Chi-Chi pointed at him, " HA! "
Vegeta walked towards her, then stopped a few feet before Chi-Chi. The ouji was clad in a black training suit similar
to the navy one her present Vegeta wore. He had saiyajin armor overtop the tanktop. The golden royal symbol of Bejito-sei was
branded onto the armor's right chest side. The armor was oulined in some type of gold. The same color completely engulfed the
long familiar shoulder pads of the armor. Attached to the shoulder pads were the tip of a long flowing black cape which was
slightly taller than the ouji himself. Vegeta's white gloves and boots were now black as well. The yellow tip of his former
boots now a shimmering gold like the armor. On his right hand's ring finger sat an odd yet eerily familiar jewel sat in a
gold ring.
" Hmmph, you look like a cross between Darth Vader and Prince Charming if you ask me. " Chi-Chi said sarcastically.
" Heh. " Vegeta held up his hand and purposely admired his ring, which caught Chi-Chi's attention.
" What's that? " she asked, narrowing her eyes at him.
" My portara. I had Dende restore it a long time ago and had a jeweler place it in this ring. " he said casually,
" Kakay wears his on his left hand. You know, the same way we did when we used them on our ears...for the fusion. "
" Cute, Ouji. Very cute. " Chi-Chi said with distaste.
" ... "
" ... "
" I saw the time machine on the sidewalk. What brings you here? " Vegeta smirked as if he already knew.
" You DO already know. " Chi-Chi folded her arms.
" Yes, I seem to remember the events that occured while you were here. "
Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow, " Events? WHAT EVENTS?!! "
100 years earlier... AKA The Present...
" Oh Kah-kee, it's your sweet little Veggie, here to bring you great joy and mirth." Vegeta said in a sing-song
voice as he leaned against the door to Goku's bedroom holding an empty aerosol can of whipped cream.
" Little Veggie I am not allowed to let you in or let me out until Chi-chan returns from where she has gone. " Goku
said stubbornly.
" I just filled your backyard bathtub full of aerosol-canned whipped cream. " the ouji continued in his sing-song
voice, " We can go skinny-dipping in it. "
The door flung wide open to find Goku standing there with only a large towel around his waist, " CREAMY GOODNESS
A-HOY! " he whooped, running past Vegeta and downstairs to the backdoor, " COME LITTLE VEGGIE AND JOIN IN THE FUN!!! "
Vegeta smirked, grabbing a nearby towel of his own, " Heh-heh-heh, oh you BET I will. "
Back in the Future...
" Heh-heh-heh, oh you BET I did... " Vegeta mused, a small trail of drool dripping out of the side of his mouth.
" You know what, on second thought, I don't even wanna know. " Chi-Chi dismissed it.
" Kakay and I smelled like whipped cream for DAYS after THAT little incident. " Vegeta smirked.
" What whipped cream!! " Chi-Chi gritted through her teeth.
" Oh you'll find out when you get back home, Onna. " the ouji snickered, " BOY will you find out. " he sat down on
the plush couch in the living room, " Have a seat, Onna. " he patted the couch.
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes, " Why are you being so nice to me? "
" Why? Well isn't it obvious Onna, YOU'RE the reason I was able to gain Kakay's wild Kaka-love and affection. VERY
wild indeed. " he rubbed his hands together, daydreaming again.
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M THE REASON!! " she screamed, " I WOULD NEVER HELP YOU STEAL MY GO-CHAN AWAY YOU EVIL LITTLE
MONSTER!!! "
" Indirectly, you did. " Vegeta nodded, " You see, saiyajins have MUCH MUCH LONGER lifespans than mere HUMANS such as
yourself. As you can see from my own appearance I probably look exactly like the same Vegeta who conned you into coming here
to prove the me you're talking to right now hadn't acquired Kakay as my oujo. " he folded his arms while smirking.
" You mean "servant-maid", don't you? " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" Hmm? Oh, yes, that. Well as much as I would love to have Kakay as my personal servant-maid it's become painfully
aware to me that there is no possible way for just one person, even someone as powerful as Kakay, to keep this HUMONGOUS
GIGANTIC BEAUTIFUL CASTLE clean daily. "
" This isn't a castle knucklehead, it's CAPSULE CORP!! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" Not anymore! " Vegeta said happily, " Bulma left the entire estate to yours truely, seeing as Trunks wasn't happy
being President of Capsule Corp, Mirai went back to his own timeline, and Bura, well let's just say that in about 10 years
from your present my B-chan becomes one of the biggest shopping spenders on the west coast. Bulma didn't feel right about
giving the company to her. "
" She would have spent all the money within a week, you mean? " Chi-Chi replied.
" HA! She would own every item of women's clothing within several DAYS! " Vegeta laughed nervously.
" So. Who DOES clean up after you if you've dubbed _MY_ GO-CHAN as your; ick!; "princess". " she said, sickened,
" CAN YOU EVEN DO THAT!! "
Vegeta grinned, " You bet I can, Onna. " he snapped his fingers and one of Bulma's cleaning robots instantly wheeled
over to them holding out a glass of ice-cold Pepsi. Vegeta took the soda and chugged some down, " THESE are what have been
keeping the place so neat and tidy. Bulma's father was really a genius to invent these. Only I have developed a piece of
software which allows them to clone themselves in order to double work effort. It's much like the after-image technique. " he
pressed a button on the robot and in a puff of smoke there were now 3 of them, " I _AM_ a genius, aren't I? "
" You're a jerk. That's what you are. "
" Hmm. " Vegeta smirked, " Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! " he laughed at Chi-Chi, who's face
drooped in bewilderment, " AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "
" What's so funny! " Chi-Chi demanded. Vegeta grinned and turned to her. He leaned towards Chi-Chi with an impish
smile on his face. She cringed, " WHAT! "
" You're...jealous. " Chi-Chi froze. The ouji's eye sparked, " You're jealous of me. YOU'RE jealous of MEEEEEee? "
" THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS! WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DON'T! " Chi-Chi said stubbornly.
" Kakay. " Vegeta replied in an eager tone.
" ERR, YOU DON'T "HAVE" HIM! HE'S NOT YOURS! " she shouted.
" It was only natural that Kakarrotto would come to me once you were 'out of the picture' so to speak. What a fool I
was. Plotting and planning hadn't gotten me anywhere because Kakarrotto had so many other people to love and to care for.
Smart I didn't kill any of them though. That would have ruined everything. " Vegeta explained, " Especially you. Kakay LOVED
you. You were his whole little Kaka-world after Gohan and Goten moved out. After you caught that terrible flu Kakarrotto had
you rushed to the hospital. I think you were in your 70's at the time. Maybe 80's. Who knows, I never remember anything
that's UNIMPORTANT to me anyway. " Chi-Chi glared at him, " He came to visit you everyday. Kept a 24 hour vigil outside your
hospital room door. When the hospital opened in the morning he was the first one to get in. Kakarrotto must have really been
worried about you to do so, he hates hospitals you know. " Vegeta smiled, " After it was soon apparent you weren't going to
recover I began to join him on his little visits. Onna you should have seen your face the first time you saw me lurking in
the doorway while Kakarrotto bounded into your room and smothered you with sloppy kisses and gifts and such. When you spoted
me I was nearly sure you were going to die right then and there. On the other hand I suppose my presence kept you hanging on.
Knowing the second your heart stopped beating that your sweet little Go-chan would pass hands to your arch-nemesis for his
companionship. "
" ... " Chi-Chi stared at him, trying to let the information sink in.
" And it did, Onna. I found that losing people that are close to him deeply troubles Kakarrotto's mind. He cried for
hours on end after he saw your eyes close for the last time. He stayed here overnight then went back to his little Kaka-hut
the next day. Each time one of friends died off; Yamcha, Kuririn, Piccolo, Tenshinhan, Chaoutzu; the rest of his family;
Gohan, Goten, Videl, Pan; each time one left him he would come stay with me a little bit longer. Sometimes he stayed a few
more days. Days turned into weeks into months... " Vegeta paused and frowned, " When....Bulma died.. " his voice got softer,
" Oh God when she died... " Vegeta put his hand on his forehead, " That was torment. " he shook his head, then looked up at
Chi-Chi with a bitter smile on his face, " When he found out, Kakarrotto stayed here with us for two whole years. When Trunks
finally went he was here for 4 years. And after Bura finally left us....he never did. "
" Goku's been living here PERMANENTLY with you since Bura died?! " Chi-Chi gawked, " How, how many years is THAT! "
" Doesn't matter, seeing as we'll both be off this stinkin planet by tommorow. " Vegeta said, snickering, " A while
ago I used the dragonballs to bring planet Bejito-sei back to life, along with every saiyajin that was killed directly and
indirectly by Freeza. That includes Nappa AND Kakarrotto's idiot big-haired brother Raditsu. "
" You PLANNED this! " Chi-Chi said, disgusted.
" Heh-heh-heh, yes, but not until I realized that if I wanted to sweep Kakarrotto off into deep space with me I would
need much more advanced science than your common Earth-tools. " Vegeta explained, " I wished our homeplanet back and figuring
that people don't age in the 'other world' that would mean both my parents, my aunt, and Kakarrotto's parents were now
younger than me. This being true would mean it will be a very long while until my father, King Bejito, is too old to rule
over Bejito-sei. They all know I'm here and we send 'gifts' back and forth to each other. That's where I got most of my
recent technology. In fact I just sent my father some golf clubs last week. Aunt Cally told him it's a good stress reducer. "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " GOLF clubs?? "
" He's at it again. " Queen Ruby grimaced as she stared out a broken window on the 5th floor of the palace.
" I think the King's improved a lot since he started. " Nappa said, cocking his head.
" Of course he has! He's gotten much better! Practice makes perfect you know. " Cally, the ouji's aunt, said
cheerfully, " He hasn't broken any windows all day! "
" That's because there's no more windows left to break. " Raditsu grumbled. The gang turned their attention to the
large wall of windows; all containing at least one golf ball hole somewhere in their glass shield. The saiyajins
sweatdropped.
" FOUR!! " a loud voice came from the grassy area outside and below them.
" AHH! DUCK AND COVER!! " Raditsu shrieked. Everyone sans Ruby instantly dropped to the floor. She looked at them
inquisitively.
" "Duck and cover"? What do you MEAN duck and--YEOW! "
" Bwahahahaha! " King Bejito laughed veggie-style as he came running up the stairs with a golfing hat on and a club
in his hand, " HAHAHAHAHAHA---ha... " he trailed off, then stopped laughing completely as he stared blankly at his wife who
know had his golfball lodged in her mouth. He grinned cheesily at her and waved, " Hi honey. "
" AARG!! " Ruby pulled the golfball out of her mouth and chased Bejito down the hall, " WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU
YOU WANT A BALL I'LL GIVE YOU A BALL MR. LET'S-BREAK-EVERY-WINDOW-IN-THE-CASTLE-WITH-MY-STUPID-EARTH-SPORT!!! "
" Heh-heh, heh. " Nappa chuckled as he watched them race out of sight, " I almost wish Vegeta was here to see this. "
" Yeah, " Raditsu nodded, " Almost. "
" Do they KNOW Goku's been living here with you for God knows how long? " Chi-Chi asked suspicously.
" HA! Of course not. " Vegeta scoffed, " Kakarrotto's family would demand him back in their custody in no time and
then I would have to wait for THEM to die too before I got my princess back. "
" He's NOT your princess stop CALLING him that! " Chi-Chi said, a flicker of rage on her face.
" Kakay is too my princess and you can ask him yourself. " Vegeta folded his arms.
" One more question, Ouji. How come Goku doesn't remember me? YOU remembered who I was perfectly. " she asked.
" How could I ever forget the evil witch I saved Kakay from. " Vegeta smirked, " You know you always reminded me of
the wicked stepmother from Cinderella. You know that baka Earth fairytale. The one with the poor sweet peasant girl who's
been forced to live with her evil stepmother and two ugly stepsisters after she lost her father. They made her do all the
work around the house never let her go out and spar and have any fun and then they get a letter from the kingdom's prince
stating that everyone is invited to his ball but Kakay's-- "
" --Cinderella's. " Chi-Chi snarled, correcting him.
" Yes. " Vegeta smirked evilly at her, " but Kakay's evil stepmother told her she'd have to get her chores done and
then promised her if she accomplished this she could go to the ball. But the evil stepmother had LIED to Kakay and when she
had finished cleaning the three of them pointed and laughed at Kakay because even if she WAS allowed to go to the ball she
had no pretty ballgown to wear. Then Kakay's fairy godmother popped up and granted her wish for a beautiful dress and a coach
to get to the ball in. Kakay and her prince fell in love and lived happily ever after while Kakay's evil stepmother and ugly
stepsisters rotted in eternal torment and pain for all eternity! "
" ...that's not how the story ended moron. You even left out some parts...AND GOKU IS _NOT_ YOUR OUJO!! " Chi-Chi
snapped.
" Oi V-sama! " Goku giggled from the rung near the top of the steps. Chi-Chi looked up at him and instantly fell down
animé style, " How do I look? " the large saiyajin was now wearing a light blue cinderella-ish dress and wearing a thin
golden crown.
" You're beautiful Kakay. Simply beautiful! " the ouji cheerfully responded. Goku's face turned bright red and he
spun around a few times, then dashed down the stairs to meet Vegeta.
Chi-Chi lay there on her back, glaring up at the ceiling, " Ouji I am going to kill you. "
" Not a chance, Onna. " Vegeta said bluntly, then turned to Goku, " Say Kah-kee, how would you like to go for a limo
ride around the town one last time, seeing as we'll be leaving Earth tommorow morning and never see it again. " he asked
sweetly.
" V-sama that would be magical! " Goku clasped his hands together, " But we still get to play Cinderella when we get
back, right? " he asked, worried.
" Of course. We'll take our little ride, come back here, and then we'll play together upstairs. " Vegeta reassured
the larger saiyajin. Goku giggled with delight. Vegeta turned to Chi-Chi, " You're coming too, Onna. "
" What? " Goku said in surprise. He pouted, " But V-sama... "
" Shh! " Vegeta shhed him, he whispered, " Kakay I want Onna to come along on our little ride so I can teach her a
lesson about being so mean to you. "
Goku's face brightened, " Oh V-sama you are the little sneaky genius! " he whispered back eagerly.
" That's right Kakay. " Vegeta snickered, rubbing his hands together. He opened a nearby door containing several
large, expensive limousines. Goku happily skipped inside, " Coming, Onna? " he smirked at Chi-Chi.
" Yes, as a matter of fact I am. " she nodded, " But only to keep an eye on you two if anything WEIRD happens. "
Chi-Chi snorted, entering.
Vegeta laughed, " Oh believe me Onna, it will. "
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9:34 PM 9/16/2002
END OF PART TWO
Chuquita: (happily) And so ends Part 2.
Vegeta: (sniffling with joy) I just have to tell you *sniffle* how much I enjoy winning for once. *sniffle* IT MAKES ME FEEL
SO GOOD!! (bursts into ssj) (grinning) (lets out a soothed sigh) Ahhhhh....
Goku: (sweatdrops) Veggie is acting veggier than usual.
Chuquita: (shrugs) Yeah, well, you can't blame him. After almost 2 years of losing in my stories I'd think he'd be happy to
finally win for once. Even if it's only in a possible future.
Goku: You mean this future might not even happen?
Chuquita: Who knows? Mirai Trunks proved that back when he made 4 more additional timelines.
Goku: Hmm. (nods) Point taken.
Chuquita: ...you know something just occured to me. In the original timeline (Mirai's) Veggie DOES win!
Vegeta: What?
Chuquita: Yeah, only it's the other way around because both Veggie and Goku die but Chi-Chi's still alive.
Vegeta: ... (smile slowly spread across his face) WOO-HOO! (punches the air) TAKE THAT ONNA!
Goku: (wiggles uncomfortably) Unnnh...
Chuquita: (confused) What's your problem?
Goku: [points to his clothes to reveal he's now wearing the servant-maid outfit Veggie made for him several months ago]
Chuquita: (turns to Veggie)
Vegeta: (big sparkily cheesy grin) YEEEeeee...
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I won't even ask how you got that on him during the break. Oh! BTW, the first new episode aired today.
Goku: (cheers) Hoo-ray!
Vegeta: (angrily) What's all that "hoo-ray"ing for Kakarrotto! I DIED!!
Chuquita: (shivers) Yeah, real creepy-like too. There was nothing left but this floating stone-grey Veggie shell with an
astonished look on its face and then it fell into the huge crater Veggie had created and cracked into a million pieces and
then the wind blew it away into dust.
Goku: (eyes water) My poor little Veggie... [grabs Veggie and hugs him] OH SWEET LITTLE BUDDY I AM SORRY!! [hugs Veggie
tightly]
Vegeta: (bright red) Heh-heh-heh...
Chuquita: Tommorow's episode features Son-kun's reaction to Veggie's death.
Goku: (sobs) WHY did he have to knock me unconsious--WHY!!! [hugs tighter]
Vegeta: (nearly braindead from all the love) Hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Chuquita: You're GOING to kill him again if you keep THAT up.
Goku: (looks down at Veggie)
Vegeta: (glowing almost radioactively) Hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...wa ov ya Kaka-baby... (slips into a drooling brainless mode)
Goku: (happily) (to Chu) He called me his Kaka-baby!
Chuquita: ...
Goku: ...
Chuquita: ...
Goku: ... (pouts) Ohh, alright I'll put him down. [lets go of Veggie, who falls to the ground in a mush-brained stupor]
Vegeta: Hehhhhhhhhh...*THUNK*! [head slams into the side of the desk, then slides down to the floor]
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) (perks up) Now that Veggie has thoroughly embarassed himself it's time to begin the "Ask Goku" portion
of today's End Corner.
Vegeta: (suddenly back to normal) You mean "Questions for Kakarrotto".
Chuquita: No, I mean "Ask Goku".
Vegeta: [goes ssj2] My fic. My title.
Chuquita: (rolls her eyes) Oh fine. (sighs) And now it's time for "Questions for Kakarrotto".
Vegeta: (grins) Heh-heh-heh. First question! [pulls the bottom letter from a bag labeled "Ask Goku"] ... (pales) Uhh,
heh-heh. [laughs nervously and sticks it back in the bag]
Goku: Well?
Vegeta: (shortly) That one was addressed to me. The "Ask Vegeta" Corner was several stories ago.
Goku: (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: Alright, here's the first letter TO Kakarrotto.
Question by Maria S: Goku if you were born a girl instead of a boy would you have loved Vegeta to be your mate? And vice
versa Before you married Chichi ofcorse?
Goku: ...you mean...hmm.. (glances at Veggie; looking him up and down)
Vegeta: (glowing wildly) CUT THAT OUT!!
Goku: (to Maria S) (grinning) If the circumstances had happened the way they did in your question then yes I probably would
have. Besides if I had been a girl I probably never would have met Chi-Chi ever again after that whole "putting out the fire
on Fire Mountain" thing cuz she only entered the tournament because I was in it. (to Chu) That was easy. (happily) NEXT
QUESTION!
Chuquita: [glances at the next letter Veggie has pulled out of the bag] This one's from Nekoni, Son-kun.
Goku: I am feeling good letter, ask a-way!
Question from Nekoni: nuwahahahahaahahaahh! Oh me, oh my.... what CAN we ask our little kaka-chan, ne? *grins slyly* Okay,
quueeeeeeeestion 1, Kakarotto, how much control do you have over that tail? -Number 2- Kakarotto, what is your DEEPEST,
DARKEST SECRET............................that you are willing to tell us about? And is it your 1st deepest darkest secret or
your 3rd or what? Ahem- *coughs* Kakarotto... what kind of VEGGIE DREAMS do you have? and once again, Kakarotto, ever thought
about kissing V-sama? A REEEAL kiss- NOT when one of you is girlyfied?
Goku: How much control do I have over my tail? (folds his arms) Well when I was a little kid I had almost total control over
it, however it's been cut off and grown back so many times over the years I think it's gotten a little schizophrenic lately.
That's also due to the fact that when it's cut off from oxygen a lot; like when Chi-Chi makes me hide it under my sash; it
gets a little crazy. I can only control it when I concentrate hard enough. Other than that it's just grown a life of its own.
[shrugs] (perks up) Second question.... MY deepest darkest secret? (turns beet red) Well, uh, I've had a couple of them but,
uh, well, I, (starts sweating nervously) I don't really wanna talk about it. (cheesy grin)
Vegeta: (blankly) Kakay has a deep dark secret? (grins at Son) You can tell ME what your secrets are Kakay--
Goku: (quickly) --no-thank-you. Heh-heh-heh-heh...question 3 of 3. (looks at letter) What kind of Veggie dreams have I had?
(grins) You mean the Veggie in my imagination? Oh he shows up a lot in my dreams. We go on rollercoasters together and drive
racecars and fight monsters and go fishing and DREAM VEGGIE'S A LOTTA FUN!! [waves his arms in the air]
Vegeta: (glaring at him)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Calm down, Vedge. It's not another 'you'. It's just the image of you Goku has in his head. [points to
her own head.
Vegeta: (confused) ...you mean like the Kaka-servant in my daydreams?
Chuquita: Yah, pretty much.
Vegeta: (flatly) Dream me must be a moron just like Kakarrotto.
Goku: (looking at the letter) Oh-kay, last question for me by Nekoni...have I ever thought about kissing V-- (to Chu) I'm not
gonna call him V-sama just to feed his ego and because that's what she called Veggie in the letter.
Chuquita: You already did.
Goku: (looks up a few lines) (homer-style) Doh!
Vegeta: Hee...V-sama.
Goku: I've wanted to give Veggie a little smooch on the cheek a couple times when he did a really good job on stuff, but I
don't know about a big wet lip-smooshing one like I give Chi-chan when she cooks a very very very yummy dinner.
Chuquita: You mean like a peck kinda kiss?
Goku: Not really, kinda like...kinda like when you give your puppy a kiss for bringing back a stick.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You're comparing me to a DOG?!
Goku: Not a DOG, (sweetly) a PUPPY! Cuz you're little and so are puppies!
Vegeta: (larger sweatdrop)
Chuquita: The next "Ask Goku" question is from Kewla.
Question from Kewla: Not to offend you Kakarot, but I would like to know how you can be such a brilliant fighter and yet such
a simpleton, it's absolutely amazing.
Goku: I don't think I'm that simple. I just like to have fun (grins widely) As for fighting, that little part of my brain
that got hit back when I was a baby for some reason starts to work whenever I go into battle. I don't know why. (shrugs) I
guess it's a subconsious thing.
Question from Miyanon: Okay, I have a question for Goku. If Veggie was a girl and you weren't married to ChiChi, and they
both proposed to you AT THE SAME TIME, which one would you marry?
Goku: Hmm. (turns to Veggie and squints his eyes)
Vegeta: (starting to glow from embarassment) WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!
Goku: If you mean the way Veggie was when he got turned into Veggilina back in "Meadow Muffins" Corner I'd probably choose
Chi-Chi cuz Veggilina really creeped me out, but if you mean if Veggie was just born that way and still acted normally then
I'd have to say I have no clue. Veggie probably doesn't cook very well so I'd have still chosen Chi-chan and the yummy food
she creates. (grin)
Vegeta: (snorts) It's always the food isn't it. That's the only reason you haven't left yet isn't it?
Goku: (defensively) NUH-UH LITTLE VEGGIE I LOVE MY CHI-CHAN FOR MORE THAN HER FOOD YOU KNOW!!
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes) Whatever you say, Kakarrotto. (smiles) I still win anyway!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Honestly Vedge. (shakes her head)
Vegeta: The next question is from Anime the Chikyuu no Oujo.
Goku: Chikyuu no Oujo? (blinks) (grins) Hey! That means princess of Earth. Cool. (proud of himself)
Question from Anime the Chikyuu no Oujo:
1)What do you think of yaoi, and no Chu I don't want your opinion I want HIS!
2)How much do you think you love your little Veggie in the future?
3)Do you think Ji-chan and Goggie(and its GO-GEE) to come back?
4)What do you think of your sayia-jin name?
Goku: Ooh, another multiple questions question. Let's see. For number 1 I'd have to say do whatever makes you happy. I like
to walk around nakee sometimes and Chi-Chi always comes up to me and says "Son Goku you put some clothes on right now we have
guests over"...so I just go out to the fishing river instead because I was feeling very comfortable with that breeze on my
legs so I say if it's comfortable for you than I'm oh-kay with it too. (giggles) (to Veggie) Heehee, I rhymned.
Vegeta: (sweatdrop) Nudist.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops also) So that's your opinion?
Goku: Everyone is different Chu. If everyone was exactly the same life would be very very boring. (happily) Variety is the
spice of onions!!
Vegeta: You mean "life"?
Goku: (grins) That too! (looks at question 2) How much to I think I love Veggie in the future? (sweetly) A whole lot more
than I even do now if that's even possible! After all he let me come live with him and took care of me while I was sad and
got me a fancy room and fancy food and pretty clothes like that royal blue gi which personally I can't wait till the future
to get!
Vegeta: You're going to have to wait a while. I haven't made it yet.
Goku: (pouts) Aww...I'll be waiting.
Vegeta: You do that.
Goku: Question 3's kinda confusing. Do you mean do I want them to come back or do I think they will come back? Either way I
hope the answer is yes because I miss me-n-Veggie's little fusion babies! They didn't desert their love of sparring like
Gohan and Goten eventually did.
Vegeta: I blame the Onna's genes for THAT.
Goku: (smiles musingly) I wish I had MORE fusion babies (glances over at Veggie w/big sparkily eyes)
Vegeta: (flatly) Don't ask it ain't gonna happen.
Goku: And what do I think of my saiyajin name? (smiles) Well at first I thought it was kinda cute the way Veggie came up with
all these lil nicknames using the beginning of it but now that I know what my name means I have to say I like it VERY VERY
much! Heehee, a lost saiyajin paradise.
Chuquita: The next question's from Ouji-Chan.
Goku: Oh yeah! He was one of the people who sent a letter asking Veggie a question back when we had that lil "Ask Veggie"
Corner.
Question from Ouji-Chan: How would you like it if I gave you a free tour of my shrine hmm? I could let you play with my toys
and I could make you dinner....If you could do anything with your little buddy here and he would,by some miracle, go along
with it, what would you do?
Goku: (grins) Hai! I'll come tour if I get food and play with some toys! It'll be fun! [looks in the audiance] Which on is
he Chu?
Chuquita: Ouji-Chan looks like a chibi Veggie with horns.
Goku: Oh-kay! [waves to audiance, then sits down] Wow even Veggie never got offered a free meal!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Kakarrotto you're so naive.
Goku: And as for the second question, the one thing I'd like to do with Veggie if I could get him to go along with would be
skinny-dip fishing! You know, when you attack the giant fishes head-on, wrestle them to the ground, then shove a stick
through their middles and roast 'um over an open fire! (sighs) It's a lonely sport though, and I KNOW I'd catch more fish at
once if I had my little buddy with me as a helper. (smiles hopefully at Veggie)
Vegeta: (glaring at him) If you think I'd get in those kaka-germ-infested waters of yours buck-naked, wrestle some
flesh-eating fish; and eat it's dead raw carcass over a fire you're CRAZY!
Goku: Ahh, crazy, but full of fish. [pats his belly]
Vegeta: I can think of quite a few things you're full of, Kakarrotto.
Goku: Heeheehee. And now for the last letter. (happily) This one's from Miss Sheba. She's Piccolo's girlfriend.
Vegeta: The namek has a girlfriend?
Goku: (grins) Yup! Here's the questions.
Question from Miss Sheba:
1) "Veggie-Wear", what was that weird sound that Veggie made after you said he had a superior body in the tape recorder?
It was weiiiird....
2) Why DO you prefer Goku to Kakarotto? I mean, your Mommy named you after a paradise!
3) Did you know that Vegeta is afraid of worms? I dare you to stick a jar of earthworms in his face!
Goku: Oh-kay, number 1. (turns to Veggie) Hey little buddy what WAS that sound anyway?
Vegeta: That was a saiyajin hoot of victory, Kakarrotto. You should know that by now. (folds his arms) After all you are a
saiyajin TOO you know. (nods)
Goku: Actually it sounded more like a squeal to me.
Vegeta: [shrugs]
Goku: Question number 2. I still have to say I prefer Son Goku to Kakarrotto. After all everyone on Earth with Veggie's mere
exception calls me Son Goku. If I were to suddenly decide I like being called Kakarrotto better everyone else would think
there's something wrong with me!
Vegeta: Or something right.
Goku: (ignores Veggie) Even though Kakarrotto has a beautiful deep meaning to it I still kind of identify myself as Goku.
[looks at question number 3 and grins] Yeah, Veggie IS afraid of worms. (giggles) Who knew? [reaches into his pockets and
pulls out a handful of earthworms] Personally I think they're cute!
Vegeta: [takes one look at the slimy worms in Son's hands and turns a pale green] Wha, where did you get those?
Goku: Oh, I always keep my backpocket pull of 'um incase I decide to go fishing the old fashioned way. You know with a
fishing-pole and such.
Vegeta: (smirks evilly at the worms) Oh I'd go fishing with you if we were to fish the "old fashioned way", Kakarrotto.
[one of the worms stands on its tail and looks up at Veggie] (freaks out) AAH! WHAT'S IT DOING THAT FOR!
Goku: I think he's just trying to say hello! [picks up the one worm out of the group and holds it up] (baby-talk) Say hewwo
to widdle Veh-gee, Mister Worm.
Vegeta: Ehhh... (flinches) [kicks his chair causing him to glide back away from Goku several feet]
Goku: (blinks) I don't get it, what's so scary about worms? [tosses it in his mouth and swallows it whole] Ahh, yummy.
Vegeta: (cringes) Barbarian. (smirks) Don't you go talking to ME about worms, Kakarrotto. After all that's nothing when you
are afraid of NEEDLES--
Goku: --AHH WHERE WHERE WHERE VEGGIE DON'T LET 'UM GET ME THEY CAN'T GET ME I WON'T LET 'UM! [ducks under the table]
Vegeta: [wheels his chair over to Son] Kakarrotto. There ARE no needles.
Goku: [pokes his head up] (embarassed) ...oh. (giggles) Heeheehee.
Chuquita: See you in Part 3 everybody!
Goku: Bye-bye! [holds up his worms]
Worms: Bye-bye!
Vegeta: (freezes) (does a double-take) Did those things just SPEAK!?
Goku: Heeheeheehee.... (big happy grin)
Vegeta: Sometimes I worry about you Kakarrotto...
Goku: Remember, it's the the size of the worm on the hook but the number of fish you can catch with it.
Vegeta: How oddly philosophical of you.
Goku: Hai!
