6:26 PM 9/18/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Veggie's Quote of the Week: -from dbz ep. 284 "The Last Hope! Make a Huge Genki-Dama"
{Vegeta:} Raise your hands into the air! We're going to gather your energy and defeat Buu!
{Vegeta:} You'll get very tired, but it's nothing to worry about. It'll be the same as if you ran very hard.
{Vegeta:} Do it! Raise your hands!
{Kaio:} What a lousy way to ask for a favor...
{Vegeta:} Okay Kakarotto, start.
{Kakarrotto:} I didn't expect that from you Vegeta. You've changed my opinion of you!

Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: "--from little buddy to supreme ruler of my small Kaka-universe".
Goku: (sweatdrops) Veggie I didn't say THAT!
Vegeta: (smirks) You will, heh-heh.
Chuquita: (also sweatdrops) Two quotes in a row from the same episode.
Goku: This is what we get from letting Veggie pick the quotes of the week.
Chuquita: Yeah well after this story it's just going back to a regular "Quotes of the Week".
Goku: (grins) AND I don't have to listen to my name being changed to "Kakarrotto" in the script boxes anymore!
Vegeta: What's wrong with that? It's a nice name.
Chuquita: Then how come you're the only one who uses it?
Vegeta: Well--
Goku: (defensively) Yeah Veggie why?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) BECAUSE all of your other so-called friends don't like the fact that you're a part of the GREATEST
FIGHTING SPECIES EVER CREATED! (big proud grin)
Chuquita: (toots little horn)
Goku: (snickers)
[both burst into laughter]
Vegeta: (flatly) Why do I even bother?
Chuquita: Oh! I was looking at this page that had transcipts of your movies and I found one of the 3rd Movie "The Decisive
Battle for Earth/The Tree of Might" that I thought was pretty interesting. Lookee!
Movie: Taurus: It's not odd that Kakarotto and I look alike.
Movie: Taurus: Since we low-class Saiyajin are used and thrown away, there aren't many different types of us.
Goku: (super-wide-eyed) Holy fish sticks I'M LIKE A BREED OF DOG!! (horrified)
Vegeta: (nervous laugh) No Kakay, it's not like that, you're very special to--
Goku: (shocked) WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT!!! What's it like with "third-class saiyajins" do you just go to a pet store and
BUY us!? (mockingly) Oh look there's a litter of calico kittens, and there's some labrador puppies, and over here's some
beagle puppies, and here's a litter of KAKARROTTOS FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN!!! [slams his head down on the desk and sobs]
Vegeta: (glaring at Chu) (whispering) Now why'd you have to go and pull THAT quote out of thin air!
Chuquita: Well it DOES explain Bardock, Taurus, AND Goten.
Vegeta: ...point. (shrugs) (snaps at her) BUT YOU GOT HIM UPSET!! [points to Son, who's sobbing loudly into the desk]
Chuquita: So? YOU look just like your Dad! Minus the beard and astonishingly tall height anyway.
Vegeta: (grumbles) You had to put the whole "height" thing in there didn't you.
Chuquita: Vedge, if you were tall you just wouldn't be as funny.
Vegeta: Uh-huh...(sweatdrops) Anyway my father had brownish-red hair. I get my handsome locks from my mother. (grins and rubs
some of his hair between his finger) (back-to-the-topic-at-hand) But that's besides the point. The point is saiyajins of
nobility, such as myself, are much more individual-looking than the peasants because, well, there's more of us.
Chuquita: (Miss Correction) WAS more of you.
Vegeta: (dryly) Must you point that out.
Chuquita: Yes.
Vegeta: Since there was a fairly large amount of us in the 1st class and royal families we thus had a larger gene pool than
the peasants did. That and the fact that the peasants were getting wiped out day in and day out by Freeza made it a little
harder for them to find a mate.
Goku: (wailing) I'M A GENERIC BRA-HAA-HAAAND!!
Chuquita: Just like Acme brand sodas.
Goku: (still wailing) YES!!!
Chuquita: (to Veggie) You should have told him earlier about that.
Vegeta: (snorts) WHAT! And let Kakarrotto STOP thinking he's special? HA! [folds his arms]
Goku: (w/big teary eyes) You mean I'm NOT "~*special*~" to my little Veggie?
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) NO! YOU'RE VERY SPECIAL KAKA-CHAN!!
Goku: Special and practically a CLONE!! (starts wailing again)
Chuquita: Hoo-boy. (sweatdrops) So Vedge, before we start Part 3 of your little winning streak, out of curiousity, just how
many "Kakarrottos" could you spot in any random peasant village on Bejito-sei?
Vegeta: Any average size village could have from 10 to 20 of 'um.
Chuquita: (eyes widen) ...wow. Oh-kay, (uneasily scratches the side of her head) tell me, what kind of "type" is Son-kun
anyway?
Vegeta: Type 3.
Goku: (terrified) I HAVE A "TYPE" NUMBER?! (starts crying again)
Vegeta: (angry at Chu) NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! HE'S BAWLING ALL OVER AGAIN!
Chuquita: I don't think he stopped.
Vegeta: (groans) Let's just start Part 3 before I have to listen to anymore of Kakarrotto's sob-story.
Goku: Puh--part _THREE_? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Chuquita: Par--typ--ohhh, oh-kay I get the connection. (to audiance) Here's Part th--err, the next chapter of "Veggie Wins",
everybody.


Summary: Chi-Chi and Veggie make a bet on Goku's loyalty. The ouji says that by the time another century has past and
Chi-Chi has already gotten old and been buried he would have Son-San wrapped around his little finger, seeing as they
saiyajins with their longer life-spans and slow aging process will probably live way after the rest of the Z senshi pass on.
Chi-Chi mocks him and tells Veggie that her Go-chan loves her too much to give in to his ouji-obsessiveness. Goku is unsure
if either of them is right and a slightly worried Chi-Chi decides to take Mirai's time machine for a spin and find out. What
awaits her in the future is a fate worse than anything she possibly could have imagined for Goku. What is this fate? Will
she be able to change the future or her present to stop these events from occuring? Heck, if Mirai Trunks can do it so can
Chi-Chi...right?

Chuquita: Oh! Btw, I wanna say I'm sorry to Miss Sheba. So, I'm sorry! (cheesy embarassed grin)
Vegeta: I'd apologize to Kakarrotto right now but he's being so loud I can't even hear my own voice.
Chuquita: (plunks earmuffs on Veggie's head) There ya go.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Thank you.
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" I always LOVE taking rides in the limo! It's so exciting! " Goku said as he smushed his face against the window
from inside the vehicle. Chi-Chi grumbled as she sat down next to him.
" I don't see what's so "exciting" about it! You DRIVE me places all the time. " Chi-Chi reached for her seatbelt,
then yelped as she was violently booted to the right end of the long seat near the back end of the limo. Chi-Chi narrowed her
eyes as a large sweatdrop appeared on the side of her head.
" Why hello Kah-kee. " Vegeta plopped himself in Chi-Chi's spot. She fumed from the distance, then tried to control
her temper as she got up and walked around to the row behind the two saiyajins and sat behind Goku instead, " You feeling
oh-kay? Do you need me to get you anything? " the ouji said sweetly as he picked up the larger saiyajin's right hand and
patted it softly.
" No thank you V-sama I am fine. " Goku smiled.
" Heh-heh, that you are Kakay. " Vegeta smirked and sat back.
Chi-Chi snarled at the little ouji, presently trying to decide on whether she should slice his head off or choke him
to death first, " Stupid creepy evil little--yeow! " she cried as something poked her in the eye. Chi-Chi swatted it away to
find a familiar furry appendage that lead to Goku's backside, " --tail. " she said flatly.
Goku's tail cocked its tip at her. It's fur suddenly stood on end and it quickly rushed back towards where it's owner
was seated, but not before Chi-Chi could grab it.
" You recognize me, don't you? " she smirked.
The tail just shivered in fear, wildly shaking its head no.
" HA! I knew it. You probably haven't been cut off since the last time I saw you, huh? You're scared of me because
I'm the meanie who makes you stay underneath my Go-chan's gi sash all the time is that right? "
Goku's tail nervously nodded, then froze as Chi-Chi squeezed it hard.
" You listen to me you sick little Ouji-loving appendage. " she said in a dangerously low whisper, " If you don't
tell me why you can remember me but my Go-chan can't....well, let's just say you won't be seeing daylight again anytime
soon. " Chi-Chi seethed. She gave it one final yank.
" OHHHHHHHHH!!! " a painful wail came from infront of her. The squeeze to Goku's tail caused the large saiyajin to
near-faint. He instead landed sideways onto Vegeta's lap, groaning, " V-sama... "
Vegeta held the large saiyajin tightly, then looked over his shoulder and sent a death-glare at Chi-Chi.
" I forgot about the 'pain' thing, oh-kay. " Chi-Chi snorted, then yelled at Goku, " AND YOU GET YOUR HEAD OFF THAT
OUJI'S LAP RIGHT THIS MINUTE!!! "
Goku only whinced and buried his face in the ouji's stomach.
" You mean like how Kakay 'forgot' about you. " Vegeta said, disgusted at her. He rubbed Goku on the head, trying to
calm the saiyajin down and also messing up his hair a bit at the same time.
" Yes, you didn't explain that little detail to me. " Chi-Chi folded her arms, " How exactly DID he forget about
me? "
" He didn't. " Vegeta responded.
" What? " Chi-Chi stared at him, confused.
" He did and he didn't. Some people tend to push bad, tramatic experiences deep into the recesses of their minds, the
way Kakarrotto has. He couldn't cope with losing all of you baka Earthling-friends so he pretended you never existed in the
first place. Sure there was still some faint remnants of you, but even that's all gone now. " a content smile crossed
Vegeta's face, " I'm the only one he knows now. That's one of the reasons we're both so close, we're all each other has in
the whole world. We ARE each others world. "
" You're a thief and a crook and a liar! " Chi-Chi snapped, " Letting my Goku forget about all his friends..and his
FAMILY! From what YOU let on you're the only person he's been in contact with since the last of us died off!! HE PROBABLY
NEVER LEAVES THE HOUSE IF YOU DON'T COUNT THESE LITTLE ROAD TRIPS OF YOURS!! "
Vegeta smirked, " Very observant, Onna. However I wouldn't want my princess to get hurt you know. Poor Kakay can get
so emotionally upset sometimes. "
" EMOTIONALLY UPSET!? YOU'RE THE ONE CREATING SOME FAKE FANTASY-WORLD FOR GO-CHAN TO LIVE IN WITH YOU AND YOU SAY
_HE'S_ THE ONE WHO'S EMOTIONALLY UPSET!! MY GOD, WHAT A HYPOCRITE YOU ARE VEGETA!!! " Chi-Chi yelled. Goku squirmed at the
loud noise, his body still aching from having his tail nearly ripped out of its socket. Vegeta picked the large saiyajin up
in his arms and snickered evilly at Chi-Chi.
" Heh-heh-heh... "
Chi-Chi froze at the mere tone of the laughter.
" Prepare yourself Onna, this is something you're only going to get to see once in a lifetime!! " Vegeta smiled
malevolently at her, then plunked a big wet one right on the other saiyajins lips. Chi-Chi sat there, horrified, then
suddenly fainted. Goku weakly sat up, still dazed and in pain, " Where'd the mean lady go, V-sama? " he wiped his mouth.
" Oh she just couldn't take the heat so you know what they say, she got out of fire. " Vegeta shrugged with a smug
look on his face.
" You mean, "If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen", right V-sama? " Goku questioned him.
" Kakay? "
" Yes, V-sama? "
" Don't correct me, Kakay. I'm ALWAYS right. " Vegeta folded his arms.
Goku smiled sweetly, " Whatever you say, V-sama. "


" Wake up, PLEASE wake up. " a worried voice came from above her. Chi-Chi groaned and opened her eyes to see Goku
kneeing down infront of her with a concerned look on his face.
" Oh Go-chan, " she smiled. Goku was holding an ice-pack on her forehead, " You'd never really leave me would you? "
The large saiyajin blinked, confused, " Go-who? "
Chi-Chi's eyes instantly bulged out of her head and she sat up and shrieked when she realized where she was, " HOLY
BEEF IT'S ALL REAL!!! " she screamed, " THE OUJI'S STILL WON, " she pointed to Goku, " AND YOU'RE STILL WEARING THAT SICK
PRINCESS COSTUME!! "
" Yes, it's all so VERY real. " Vegeta smirked evilly.
" V-SAMA LEAVE HER ALONE! " Goku snapped, very much to the ouji's surprise, " The mean lady hit her head and needs
her rest! " he turned back to Chi-Chi, " In't that right, mean lady? " he smiled.
" Oh Goku, " Chi-Chi sniffled, grabbing his hands.
" KAKAY GET BACK UP HERE RIGHT THIS MINUTE! " Vegeta yelled, tensing up, " YOU BETTER NOT BE REMEMBERING STUFF ONE
DAY BEFORE OUR TRIP! " he muttered sarcastically under his breath, " You WOULD pick a perfect time to remember this crap. "
" Yes V-sama. " Goku nodded and walked back around to his seat and sat down as obeyed.
Chi-Chi paused as if she had just somehow been shown a glimmer of hope. She lept to her feet and pointed courageously
at the ouji, " HA! I KNEW IT! HE COULDN'T HAVE POSSIBLY FORGOTTEN _EVERYTHING_ WE'VE BEEN THROUGH NO MATTER _HOW_ MANY YEARS
HAVE PASSED! " she cried, then peered over the top of the chair at Goku, " You DO remember me, don't you Goku! "
Goku just nervously shook his head no in reply.
" See that Onna you're SCARING him. " Vegeta glared, then pulled the larger saiyajin into a hug, " Now unless you'd
like to see Kakarrotto's NON-unconsious reaction to a "ouji-smooch" then I suggest you SIT BACK DOWN and KEEP QUIET! "
" You're NOT going to order me around, Ouji. " Chi-Chi snarled.
" So howsabout a kiss, Kakay? " Vegeta pulled Goku away from the hug while smirking at Chi-Chi. The large saiyajin
now had on an expression with a hint of the confusion and worry the one Chi-Chi had left at home was used to wearing.
" Once everything comes back to him you're finished, Ouji! " Chi-Chi laughed mockingly.
Vegeta glared at her with a twitch of anger, then turned back to Goku, " Kakarrotto, sweetie, how would you like to
start this time? " he asked softly.
" Uh, I, " Goku stammered slightly.
" You're getting worried, Ouji. " Chi-Chi said calmly.
" I am not worried about ANYTHING in the least, Onna. " Vegeta snorted.
" This is the first time you've called him anything other than "Kakay" since I got here. You're a little worried of
what would happen if he happened to remember WHAT KIND OF SCHEMEING LITTLE OUJI YOU ARE!!! "
" V-SAMA IS _NOT_ SCHEMING!!! " Goku yelled at her angrily, insulted. He grabbed the Vegeta and hugged the ouji
protectively, " HE WOULD NEVER HURT ANYONE! HE NEVER HAS AND HE NEVER WILL! "
" Ha! Boy Goku, you sure have forgotten more than I thought! " Chi-Chi said, sickened.
" Kakay. " the large saiyajin felt a tug on his sleeve to see a dreamy-eyed Vegeta staring up at the larger saiyajin,
" Kakay bend down and I will give you a present. " he said sneakily.
" A present just for ME, V-sama? " Goku mused, doing so.
" Yes Kakay. A nice, warm, soft, juicy present just for you. " the ouji stood on his tippy-toes and puckered up only
to have a blow instantly sent to the side of his head and send him flying across the limo.
" THERE'S YOUR "PRESENT", OUJI! " Chi-Chi snapped, placing her foot back down again, " YOU SICK LITTLE MONSTER!!! "
" V-SAMA!! " Goku cried out in horror at the twitching body slumped against the wall, " V-sama... " his eyes watered
and he turned to face Chi-Chi with an angry look on his face. She blinked at him, surprised; then backed up, " You wanna see
a MONSTER, you mean lady, well all you have to do is LOOK IN A MIRROR!! " he screamed, then went ssj3.
" Goku! Goku calm down! He's been USING YOU for his own twisted Ouji desires! " Chi-Chi shouted as she backed up,
fear both from what would happen to her current present if this Goku were to kill her just now and from how much more
powerful one with an extra 100 years training must have.
" I can think of ONE desire Kakay and I BOTH share at the moment! " Vegeta growled, getting to his feet and also
going ssj3. Chi-Chi nearly threw up at the sight with shock. The prince walked up to Goku and stood beside him; the same
angry look on his face, " After we're done with YOU, Onna, you won't be around to terrorize either one of us OR the ones back
in your own time anymore. " he smirked, forming a ball of ki.
" Goku!! GOKU DO SOMETHING! MAKE HIM STOP!!! " Chi-Chi screamed at the large saiyajin, who started to form his own
ball of ki.
" KAHH... "
" Goku! "
" MEHHHH... "
" Goku please STOP!! "
" HAAAA.... "
" YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS YOU'RE LETTING HIM WIN!!! "
" MEHHHH... "
" I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYMORE OF THIS STOP IT NOW!!! " Chi-Chi wailed.
" HAAAAAAAAAAA-----hey we're HOME! " Goku chirped, the ki instantly disappearing along with his ssj3. He happily
opened the door to the limo and pranced about the garage, " Home again! Home again! V-sama and I are home again! " Goku
twirled around a bit, then skipped out of the garage and into the house.
Chi-Chi let out a heavy sigh of relief at what could have almost been her 3rd death in the same timeline. She looked
up and nearly shrieked to discover Vegeta was still looming over her in ssj3 and holding his own ki ball. He snorted, then
let the ki disappear back into his hand again.
" You are so lucky Kakarrotto and I are leaving your miserable little mudball tommorow because if I didn't have such
a desire to see the look on your face when we blast off I would blast off the look on your face right NOW! " Vegeta smirked,
then returned to his normal saiyajin form and followed Goku back inside the house. Chi-Chi sat there, then groaned and fell
backwards.
" I hate the future. " she glared up at the ceiling.



" I REALLY hate the future. " Chi-Chi grumbled as she sat down at the kitchen table. The chairs were of course now
obscenely more lavish and the table several feet long, " What do you need such a big table for anyway! There's only TWO of
you! "
Goku sat down across from her, " That's for all the food. We saiyajin eat a LOT of food. "
" I KNOW that, Goku. I'm MARRIED to one! " Chi-Chi sat back in her chair and folded her arms. He just blinked at her,
confused. Then shrugged.
" Oh Kakay? " the cheerful voice of the short menace that plagued Chi-Chi's days said as he walked into the room and
up to where Goku was sitting, " You wait here. I'm going to go slip into something a little more, *ahem*, comfortable. "
Vegeta smirked, then grinned evilly at Chi-Chi and marched past her and off towards the stairs.
" Hurry back, V-sama. " Goku said politely.
" Yes, hurry back, little buddy. " Chi-Chi snickered, her eyes closed. Vegeta froze halfway up the stairs, then
snorted defiantly in response and walked into his room and out of sight, ::Heh,:: Chi-Chi thought, ::If the Ouji's only REAL
death-hold on Goku is over the fact that he's blocking out all his lost loved ones means that in order to even ATTEMPT to
keep Goku happy AND off that Ouji-spaceship-to-who-knows-where I'm going to have to familiarize some things all over again.
How hard could THAT be?::
" Little...buddy? " Goku cocked his head at her, confused.
" Oh yes. That's what you call the Ouji ALL THE TIME back where I come from. " Chi-Chi smiled innocently, then paused
as Goku got up out of his chair and placed his arm out infront of him, facing Chi-Chi sideways. He placed his hand down just
low enough so that it would probably reach the top of Vegeta's head had he been standing infront of him.
" ...OH! I get it! Because V-sama is 'little' AND my companion! " Goku said, understanding.
" Not..even..close. " Chi-Chi said flatly, " And it's BUDDY, _NOT_ "companion". " she corrected him.
" Well I call V-sama my companion. At least, that's the closest ENGLISH equivalent I can think of. " Goku folded his
arms and sat down again, still wearing the cinderella outfit Chi-Chi had decided she would burn as soon as he changed out of
it, " The saiyago term would be sha-tanna. " he smiled warmly at the sound of it.
" Well, THAT'S a lovely word. " Chi-Chi said with utter sarcasm in her voice, " How did you end up being his
'princess' anyway! I thought you were a 'peasant'. "
" I'm both. " Goku looked down, blushing lightly, " You see after V-sama and I split from the portara fusion inside
Buu we each retained a little bit of each other's genes. The portara were supposed to be permanent and we're the first 2
users split back into our own bodies. Because of that it means I'm now royalty myself; having some of V-sama's blood in me. "
he lifted up his bangs to reveal a small normal-sized widow's peak, " It's not anything LIKE V-sama's but I like to think of
it as a little souvenir." Goku smiled, letting his bangs drop back down.
Chi-Chi sighed, slightly relieved, " Thank God. " she slumped back in her chair, " I was beginning to really worry
about that whole "Princess Kakay" issue. " she looked up at him and laughed lightly, " I thought for you to be the saiyajin
no Oujo you would have had to, you know, mated with him or something. "
" HAHAHAHA! " Goku laughed, " You really don't understand anything about royalty do you, lady? You have to be born
into the royal family of Bejito-sei in order to be considered one of them. I'm sort of an exception. I have some royal blood
in me from the fusion but I'm still mostly peasant. " he explained.
" Figures the Ouji would go and find a loop-hole like that. " she said, then narrowed her eyes," But wouldn't that
make you a ouji too? "
" V-sama kind of, well, he asked me if I'd be his princess and I said "Yeah sure that'd be fun!". " Goku said,
blushing again.
" And when did he ask you THAT? " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" Oh it was a long long time ago, even before I moved in with V-sama, even before I started CALLING him V-sama....I
think we were in a big swimming pool of whipped cream at the time, yeah...you know I can't really remember all too much about
anything before I began to call V-sama V-sama. " Goku blinked, trying to think hard.
" You mean "Veggie". " Chi-Chi said with distaste, then froze as something sparked in Goku's eye.
" YEAH! " he grinned in a familiar way, " I used to call him my little Veggie! "
" SUCCESS! " Chi-Chi pumped her arms in the air, " ...sort of. " she turned to him, " Goku? "
" Heehee, Veggie. " he smiled, " Veggie Veggie Veggie. " the large saiyajin giggled, playing with his 'new' word,
" Lit-tle Veh-GEE. " Goku said happily, " I like saying that. It sounds all warm-n-soft-n-fuzzy on your tongue. Lil Veggie. "
" Uh-huh. " Chi-Chi said dryly.
The now slightly more active saiyajin rested his elbows on the the table, his hands on his cheeks, " So! What else do
you know about about me and my V-sama? " he asked, intreged.
" You like to hug the Ouji a lot. " Chi-Chi offered.
Goku frowned, " Aww, I know THAT already. We hug all the time. "
" I don't mean hug as in hold in each others arms, Goku. " Chi-Chi said disgusted with the mental image, " I mean hug
as in grab the Ouji just under the arms and squeeze him against yourself until he either turns blue from lack of oxygen or
turns red from the sick ouji mental-fantasies those hugs of yours instigate into his brain. "
" ... " Goku just stared at her, the memory somehow eluding him.
Chi-Chi sighed, " Goku how do you NORMALLY greet that Ouji each day? "
The large saiyajin smiled, " I get a smooch in the morning and a smooch when I go to sleep at night! "
" Tell me I didn't just here that. " Chi-Chi said flatly to herself, " What KIND of smooch? "
" What kinds are there? " Goku answered with a question, a happy grin on his face.
" ... "
" ... :) "
" Goku? "
" Yes lady? "
Chi-Chi smirked, " When that Ouji comes back down here I want you to go greet him with a hug for me. "
" A hug? "
" Yes, a big buddy hug. " she snickered, " You're his big buddy you know. "
" I am? " the larger saiyajin said in awe, " Aww, V-sama! I don't even know what that means but it sounds so cute
coming from you. " he mused. Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" Yah... " she rolled her eyes.
" How will I know how to buddy-hug V-sama? " Goku asked, worried.
" Oh you'll know. " Chi-Chi smiled, " Just let your subconsious do all the work and you'll be fine. "
" OH KAH-KEE, I HAVE ARRIVED FOR YOU MY PRINCESS! " Vegeta appeared at the top of the stairs in a sing-song voice.
" V-SAMA! " Goku squealed w/big sparkily eyes.
" BLEH. " Chi-Chi almost gagged.
" Like the new outfit, Kakay? " Vegeta had on a deep red robe which was about 2 sizes too big for him. The sleeves
looked enormous, even for the ouji's muscles; and covered up to most of his hands. A familiar blue sash sat tied around his
waist. Chi-Chi recognized it immediately.
" THAT'S ONE OF GOKU'S OLD GI SASHES! " she pointed to it, gawking. Vegeta only ignored her and began to proudly
decend the stairs, " You told me this one was your favorite on me so I thought I'd wear it just for you. " Vegeta tugged at
the robe. He smiled at Goku, " I'm very lucky the stains came out. "
" WHAT "STAINS"! " Chi-Chi demanded.
" Oh yes V-sama, the cleaning-bots did a WONDERFUL job with it. You can't even tell where the rip was! " Goku said,
impressed.
" Rip? How did it RIP! " Chi-Chi continued to question the two saiyajins who were now off in their own little world;
completely oblivious to her. She sighed, then bounced over to where Goku was standing, " Hey! Goku! Why don't you give your
Ouji here that hug I told you about? I'm sure that'll bring back quite a few memories, eh? "
" Hmm? " he looked over at Chi-Chi as if noticing her for the first time, " OH! Oh-kay! I will try! " Goku turned
back to Vegeta, ::Little buddy...:: he thought to himself, staring at the ouji, ::What would a buddy-hug look like?:: Goku
paused, unable to answer himself. Vegeta still had a proud boastful smile on his face as he looked over his now attire.
Chi-Chi let out a chuckle and Vegeta instantly sent a glare in her direction, then snorted and stubbornly folded his arms.
Goku froze as the expression on the prince's face snapped something up in the deep, dusty section of his brain, ::VEGGIE!::
the large saiyajin grinned, then instantly grabbed the surprised ouji and hugged him tightly, " Wow! This DOES feel good! "
Goku said happily, hugging tighter.
" What'd I tell you. " Chi-Chi smiled.
Vegeta gasped for air, " Ack!! "
" Mmm... " Goku contently patted the ouji on the back, still hugging him, " I like this. "
" Heh-heh-heh, for once I agree with you on that 'buddy-hugs' thing of yours, Goku. I like that too. " Chi-Chi
snickered.
" Kaka....rrotto... " Vegeta squeaked out, " I...can't...breathe... "
Goku paused and looked down at him, " I am sorry V-sama. " he said, loosening his grip, " Hugging's a lot more fun
this way than the way you showed me earlier. "
" Yes, so you've told me. " Vegeta grumbled, slightly frustrated at the fact that Goku had reacted to his grumbling
by smiling even wider instead of the usual sympathetic "I'm-so-sorry-please-forgive-me" expression he had expected to don the
larger saiyajin's face, " Baka Onna. " he muttered, " Thinks she can just erase the past 100 years like its nothing. " Vegeta
shouted at Chi-Chi, " IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK THIS TIME ONNA! I'VE WON ALREADY! "
" Hmm? "
Vegeta paused and glanced up at Goku, who was staring down at him, worried.
" V-sama? "
" Kakay, let's hold this position for a little while longer, oh-kay? " Vegeta smirked evilly, then hugged back.
Chi-Chi growled, then cursed herself for even bringing up the 'hugging' thing.
" That would be very nice, V-sama! " Goku responded.
" ... "
" ... "
" Err... " Chi-Chi snarled at them. Vegeta smirked.
" You know what Kakay let me just remove this old sash of yours I'm wearing here and-- "
" --YOU DO AND I'LL KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF!! " Chi-Chi yelled.
Goku panickly hugged Vegeta tighter, " DON'T YOU HURT MY V-SAMA!! " he cried, " I NEED HIM! YOU TAKE ONE STEP CLOSER
AND I'LL, I'LL DO SOMETHING VERY VERY BAD TO YOU!! "
" Yes Onna, Kakay _NEEDS_ me. " Vegeta mocked her, " We're VERY close to one another. "
" If you were any closer you'd be sharing an organ! " Chi-Chi shouted angrily, " NOW LET GO OF EACH OTHER BEFORE I
HAVE TO PRY YOU APART!!! "
" Here that Kakay? The bad lady's THREATENING us. " Vegeta snickered. Goku looked at Chi-Chi, horrified, then went
ssj and began to growl protectively, " HAHAHA! " Vegeta laughed, " Don't you get it Onna! Kakay belongs to ME. He's belonged
to me since he was born. I'm his RULER. He will be under my command forever, even after we both die...which won't happen at
all once we get off this planet. "
" What? " Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow suspiciously.
" As soon as Kakay and I blast off our first stop is New Namek where we're going to use their dragonballs to wish
ourselves immortality. I've always wanted to wish that for myself; everyone knows it. Only now that the rest of you
Earth-born morons are out of the way I can actually get it, only this time I'm going go ask it for Kakay too. Just think, we
can go cavorting around the universe to exotic locations throughout it without having to worry about growing old or getting
killed while you sit up there in other world unable to do anything to save your precious "Go-chan" from me except sit there
and watch us through one of the Kais crystal balls. " Vegeta laughed maniacally, " It's a shame I won't be there to see you
slowly go mad as you stare at that orb, but who could blame you, you were mad to think you could keep Kakarrotto to yourself
in the first place. "
" YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WISH FOR ANYTHING IF I KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!! " Chi-Chi formed a ball of ki in her hands.
" Take one step closer and I'll make out with Kakay right before your eyes so you can see just how much Kakay loves
it! " Vegeta threatened her.
" That's a threat? " Goku sweatdropped.
" YOU'RE CRAZIER THAN THE OUJI I KNOW BACK HOME!!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, half in anger and half in shock.
" Onna I must agree with you. The one you know would probably be just as terrified at the thought of it. " Vegeta
chuckled, " Servant-maid my behind! What a stupid idea. Letting these beautiful hands get tarnished like that. " he held
one of Goku's hands and patted it.
" You didn't think it was such a stupid idea when I last saw you. " Chi-Chi folded her arms warily.
" Saiyajin have long lifespans but normally don't get a chance to live them because most of us die in battle. When we
form any type of bond with friends or family they are normally very strong and the more time that passes the stronger and
more intense they become. Kakarrotto and I have a unique bond you see. Dai Kaioshin himself told us we are the only two
people who have ever seperated after using the portara fusion. It's supposed to be the strongest most interconnecting bond
ever created. After all it's the favorite method of fusion for the Kais so I'd think it would be. Not to mention the bonds we
have from being the last 2 saiyajin in existance, "buddies" as Kakay had once called us, and the natural saiyajin bond in
general. "
" But you didn't "mate" with my Go-chan, did you Ouji? " Chi-Chi asked cautiously.
" ... " Vegeta turned to Goku, " Come Kakay, I'll get us a snack and then we can turn in for the night. " he said,
leaving the room.
" YAY! Snacktime! " Goku cheered, following Vegeta.
" HEY! HEY YOU COME BACK HERE OUJI! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!! " Chi-Chi shook her fist in the air, " THAT MAKES
ME THINK YOU DID DO IT AND I DON'T LIKE THINKING YOU DID DO IT!!!....OR MAYBE YOU DIDN'T DO IT AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
IGNORING THE QUESTION BECAUSE MY GO-CHAN STILL LOVES ME TO MUCH TO GIVE HIMSELF TO YOU AND YOUR SICK OUJI DESIRES! AM I
RIGHT! WHICH ANSWER IS RIGHT OUJI! TELL ME! I DESERVE TO BE ENLIGH-- "
" *SLAM*! " Vegeta shut the glass, soundproof kitchen door in her face. Chi-Chi stood there still ranting angrily,
mute to their ears, " Well, that's enough of that. " Vegeta rubbed his hands. He smirked, " Now to get that snack. " the
ouji opened the door to the largest refridgerator in existance, " So Kakay, what type of snack do you feel like sinking
your beautiful pearly kaka-teeth into tonight? "
" I'm in the mood for some yogurt if that's alright with you, V-sama. " Goku mused. The duo was now completely
ignoring Chi-Chi, who was banging her fist against the door.
" I do enjoy eating yogurt with you Kakay. " Vegeta smirked, then grabbed an amazingly large, saiyajin-sized
yogurt-cup, " How about strawberry? "
" I choose the food so you choose the flavor, my V-sama. " Goku said as the ouji plunked the large tank of strawberry
yogurt on the table, ripped off the top to it, then dropped two straws into the yogurt. Both saiyajins giggled at each other,
then took their straws and started drinking.
" Oh my Lord they're drinking out of the same gigantic yogurt cup!! " Chi-Chi shrieked as she smushed her face
against the glass, " My sweet Go-chan....YOU DON'T NEED TO BE THAT OUJI'S "PRINCESS KAKAY" TO BE HAPPY!! " she cried,
" ...but my God does he look happy...NO! Keeping all such thoughts out of my mind. There's NO WAY Goku could be happier
living in Ouji-land than living at home with me and his FAMILY!.... " Chi-Chi exclaimed, then frowned, " AND YOU STILL
HAVEN'T TOLD ME IF THAT OUJI MATED WITH YOU!!! "
Goku peeked down into the yogurt and giggled, then picked some up with his finger and flicked it at Vegeta, hitting
him in the face. The ouji paused, then licked the yogurt off, dunked his own hand into the vat and tossed a whole handful of
yogurt at Goku, completely covering his face, neck, and shoulders in the gunk. A big grin surfaced from under the layers of
strawberry yogurt and Goku instantly licked off all the yogurt that had been thrown onto him within 3 seconds thanks to his
speed and a very large tongue. The two saiyajins smirked at each other, then dunked both their hands in the yogurt and began
chucking big globs of it back and forth, catching it in their mouths as they went along until the bucket was empty.
" Ahhhh... " Goku sat back in his chair and patted his full belly, " That was fun, V-sama. "
" That it was, Kakay. " Vegeta sighed contently, then let out a small burp. Goku giggled at him.
" Aww, V-sama. " Goku said warmly.
Vegeta got up and walked over to the larger saiyajin, then pointed at Goku's cheek, " You got a little dab right
there on your cheek Kakay. "
" Would you care to get it for me, V-sama? " Goku asked sweetly.
" NO HE WOULDN'T! " Chi-Chi screamed, busting a hole in the glass door and stomping inside, " GOKU HAVE YOU GONE OFF
YOUR ROCKER!! THE OUJI PUT SOMETHING IN THAT YOGURT DIDN'T HE! "
" I didn't put anything in the yogurt, Onna. " Vegeta snorted, folding his arms, " You're just paranoid. "
" I AM _NOT_ PARANOID! AND I AM _NOT_ GOING TO STAND HERE AND WATCH YOU LICK YOGURT OFF _MY_ GOKU'S CHEEK!! " Chi-Chi
screamed in rage.
" Sit down then. " Goku retorted. Chi-Chi stared at him incrediously.
" I can't believe this! " she slapped herself on the forehead.
" Come on Kakay, let's go upstairs to the gandana and turn in for the night. I can get that yogurt stain off of you
up there and AWAY from the CRAZY WOMAN! "
" I AM NOT CRAZY!! " Chi-Chi screamed, waving her arms in the air, " And why are you going that way! Goku's 'room' is
in the OTHER direction! "
" Yes but we're not going to Kakay's room we're going up to the gandana. " Vegeta nodded, " After all this is our
last night on this planet we SHOULD make the best of it, right Kakay? " he smiled up at Goku.
Goku got out of his chair, " That is right V-sama. " he turned to Chi-Chi, " See you in the morning mean lady! "
" My NAME is Chi-Chi! And what's the gandana! WHERE'S the gandana! "
" Sorry Onna, can't tell you that. " Vegeta smirked, " You'd ruin the whole night for us. "
" Errr....AT LEAST TELL ME WHERE THE BATHROOM IS! "
" The nearest one is just upstairs and to your left. " Goku said cheerfully, " You can't miss it! "
" Yeah yeah, " Chi-Chi grumbled as she watched them leave, " AND YOU BETTER NOT TRY ANYTHING STUPID IF YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU OUJI!! "



" Bathroom bathroom, WHERE'S the bathroom? " Chi-Chi walked up the stairs, bored and slightly annoyed, " If I didn't
have to go so bad I'd follow that Ouji to wherever that "gandana" room is. " she paused before a door with a small picture
of a toilet on it, " Hooray. " she remarked dryly, then opened the door only to gawk in wonder at the enormousity of the
bathroom before her, which looked like a small continent, " You gotta be kidding me! "
She walked over to the sink, or what to her looked most like a sink. Chi-Chi turned on the faucet and started to wash
her hands, " Ick! Disgusting ouji-germs. This whole place smells like him now that Bulma, Mirai, Bura, and Trunks are gone! "
she grabbed a nearby towel, then paused as her eyes strayed to a toothbrush holder hanging from the wall next to the mirror,
" There's only one toothbrush in there... " her bottom left eyelid flinched. Chi-Chi shivered, " Eew. Try not to think about
it Chi-Chi this is probably just one of their many bathrooms containing one of many other toothbrushes. " she paused, " I
HOPE. " she finished drying her hands, then looked up at the mirror which looked similar to the outline of a heart. Chi-Chi
blinked. The indent between the two humps of the heart was deeper than usual and the tip at the bottom was more of a curved,
almost rounded edge, " ... " she suddenly sweatdropped as she recognized it, " Ouji. It looks just like an outline of that
evil little Ouji's face.. " Chi-Chi grumbled, " Way to go, Vegeta. You've really outdone yourself THIS time. " she said,
sickened, " Now where does he keep the toilet in here... "


" AHH! I feel so much BETTER now! " Chi-Chi said happily as she emerged from the bathroom. She walked down the
upstairs hallway, " Now where to sleep... " she pondered outloud, " I COULD use the couch....NO. There is no way I'm going
to sleep on a couch while the Ouji's up there in his "gandana" doing whatever he pleases to MY Go-chan! " she spat, " It's
got to be someplace where even if I can't get up early enough Goku will HAVE to stop in before he 'leaves'. "
" ... "
" ... "
" HIS ROOM! " Chi-Chi grinned, then dashed across the hall and ran inside Goku's bedroom, " This is PERFECT! He's
going to come in here no matter what this morning and when he does I'm going to convince him leaving Earth is a completely
stupid idea! Besides he's already lived several lifetimes here and I just know the second Goku leaves some random evil
villain is going to pop out of nowhere and blow up the whole planet. " she wandered over to a bureau full of clothes, " Hmm,
I wonder... " Chi-Chi began searching through the drawers. Half the clothes inside were things the large saiyajin of her time
wouldn't be caught dead wearing. Chi-Chi threw a fluffy pink sweater with the word "kaka" written on it in big red letters
over her shoulder when a familiar object caught her eye, " Orange. " Chi-Chi's eyes widened, " That's the first orange piece
of clothing I've seen in this whole bureau! " she pulled it out and grinned with success. There it was; dusty, wrinkled up,
slightly moth-eaten yet still seemingly basking in its own glory, " GOKU'S GI! " she hugged the object, " It must be the one
he was whereing when he moved in with the Ouji for the last time. Oh I hope it's all here. " Chi-Chi soon found the gi pants,
blue wrist thingies, navy t-shirt, sash, and two black and red boots, " Goku I may be able to save you from a fate in
Ouji-land after all. " she smiled confidently.
" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! " an excited
high-pitched squeal came from the floor above her.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " I hope. "
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8:07 PM 9/23/2002
END OF PART 3!
Vegeta: (to Chu) Why do I get the premonition she's going to succeed?
Chuquita: She's not. This is your "winning streak" fic.
Vegeta: (grinning) You mean as hard as Onna tries she isn't going to win just like I never win in all the other fics?
Chuquita: (nods) Exactly!
Vegeta: (cheers) WOO-HOO!
Chuquita: Yeah, I think chapters 3 & 4 (the last two) are gonna feel more like a touchdown off of the Veggie is the winner
thing so I can get back to the regular stuff again.
Vegeta: (grumbles) And that's why you had Kakarrotto begin to act a little more like he normally does in these stories.
Chuquita: Well you have to admit both your personalities are kinda different in this supposed future.
Vegeta: (nods) I know. Even _I_ wouldn't be so mushy as to label Kakarrotto my "princess". Not after all the hard work I've
done trying to get him to be my servant-maid!!
Chuquita: Yeah, well. (shrugs) I put one "Veggie-smooch" in there since Ouji Chan was asking for it. I'm sure a couple other
people should be happy to see one in there. Like before I said this isn't going to be a yaoi so that's why there wasn't any
"making out" or stuff like that in it.
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes) Yes, we only use that idea to threaten Onna, don't we?
Chuquita: (grins cheesily) Yup. (pauses) Say, where is Son-kun anyway?
Vegeta: (sighs) He's under the table still bawling about being some type of manufactured brand-name product.
Chuquita: Hey it's not like they make them in 6 packs like soda and place them on the countertop in a department store!
Goku: (wailing) DEPARTMENT STORE? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Vegeta: (glares at Chu)
Chuquita: What? WHAT?
Vegeta: (still glaring; slowly sinks down underneath the desk as if on an elevator)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: (now under the desk) (calmly) Kakarrotto? Kakarrotto are you down here? [peeks around, then sweatdrops as a big wet
blob falls onto his nose] [wipes it off] Eew. (looks up to see Son staring down at him with the most heartbroken expression
he's ever seen) (glowing bright red) (mumbles) Oh I can't do this. [scrambles to his feet and out from under the desk]
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow at Veggie) You oh-kay, Vedge?
Vegeta: (eyes bulging out of his head) Oh holy cheeselogs...I can't do this.
Chuquita: Why not? What's wrong? [looks down under the desk only to have Veggie stop her]
Vegeta: (panic) NO DON'T!
Chuquita: (confused) Why?
Vegeta: Chu, do you know what a baby puppy would look like if someone just killed its master right infront of its eyes and
you were the only person it had for comfort within a 1000 mile radius?
Chuquita: ...I, think so...
Vegeta: That's what Kakarrotto looks like right now... (whimpers) I CAN'T LOOK AT HIM!! (points to Chu) This is all YOUR
FAULT!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I thought the idea of whole villages of Goku-look-a-likes on Bejito-sei was a funny idea.
Vegeta: (smirks) Yes, like some sort of Kaka-harem...but that's not the point!
Chuquita: Actually I was wondering who cleans up after them? (chuckles)
Vegeta: ...
Chuquita: ... (sweatdrops) Nobody cleans up after them, do they?
Vegeta: (mutters) According to statistics in the royal saiyajin hall of records type 3 peasants were best noted as creating
some of the largest landfills on Bejito-sei.
Chuquita: ...wow.
Vegeta: ...
Chuquita: You gonna try to reason with him?
Vegeta: (sighs) Like I have a choice. (grumbles) All I can say is Kakarrotto better not get all mushy with me.
Chuquita: (grins) Well you just have to stay firm with him!
Vegeta: (agrees) YEAH! Stay firm! No bending down to Kakarrot's level of MUSH. [gets back underneath the desk] (confident)
KAKARROTTO!
Goku: (staring at him w/big soppy eyes) (bottom lip wobbling)
Vegeta: (starts to sniffle) (wails) OH COME HERE YOU!!! [grabs Son and hugs him] OH POOR POOR POOR KAKARROTTO-CHAN!! I'M SO
SORRY YOU'RE PRACTICALLY A CLONE!!
Goku: (sobbing) I DON'T WANNA BE A CLONE VEGGIE!!
Vegeta: You aren't!!
Goku: (pauses) Wha? Buh, [pulls away from hugging Veggie] But you just said I--
Vegeta: (smirks) You're ALMOST an exact clone Kakarrotto! There's something special about you though that none of the other
type 3 saiyajins have that you do.
Goku: ...huh?
Vegeta: (comfortingly) Think Kakarrotto, there is something unique about you; other than your ablility to become a super
saiyajin; that no other type 3 peasant on Bejito-sei has!
Goku: (confused) I..don't remember what Bejito-sei looks like Veggie.
Vegeta: ...oh yeah. (sweatdrops) Well if you must know, it's your eyes.
Goku: (eyes widen) My eyes, little Veggie?
Vegeta: (coughs to keep from glowing) Yuh, yes. Your father, and Taurus, and all the other type 3 saiyajins have eyes that
looks somewhat similar to mine. Yours, however, are large and, umm, and--
Goku: (excitedly) --BEAUTIFUL?
Vegeta: (glowing) (quickly) YES! Beautiful! You're eyes are big and beautiful, Kaka-chan!!
Goku: (happily) Aww Veggie, that is so sweet of you!
Vegeta: (turns away) (stubbornly) It's not an opinion it's only the truth, baka.
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee. [teleports back to his chair] I am feeling better now! (big dopey grin)
Chuquita: (cheers) Hooray for Son-san!
Goku: (cheerful) Thanks to Chu-sama I now know that I have many fellow saiyajins who look just like me, and thanks to my
little Veggie I now know I am the only one with big beautiful eyes shaped like this. (big smile into the camera)
Vegeta: (grumbles and sits in his chair)
Goku: (sweetly) Thank you little Veggie.
Vegeta: (mutters) Yeah yeah, don't mention it. [turns away and starts glowing bright red again]
Goku: (giggles and pokes Veggie) Little Veggie are my eyes really bee-uu-tee-full? (flutters them at the ouji)
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) [gets up] I have to use the bathroom now. [stiffly walks off; body twitching nervously, then
suddenly makes a mad dash for the mens-room and slams the door behind him]
Goku: I will see you in Part 4 little Veggie! (grins and waves to the bathroom door)
Chuquita: (looks at her reviews) (grins) See Miyanon, I updated just now!
Goku: Who?
Chuquita: One of the reviewers. Miyanon wrote "Split Ends" which is a story where Veggie is actually a split personality of
himself that was created by his real personality who finally took his body back from Veggie again. It's funny. Speaking of
funny, the new Funi dub episodes are currently being aired. Fat Buu and Babidi are now on my list for favorite dbz bad guys.
Goku: (sweatdrops) Really?
Chuquita: And there was a scene in today's episode with Trunks and Goten beating up Mr. Popo because they didn't know who he
was. (snickers) I was cracking up. (to Son) They were acting so much like you and Veggie in today's ep it was hilarious.
Both boys were eating a ton of food they found found in Kami's castle/home and Trunks is mad at Goten for eating with his
mouth full and tells him so while his OWN mouth is full.
Goku: (grins) Ahh, Veggie-genetic-contradict-myself disorder.
Chuquita: And then when Mr. Popo comes up and grabs Trunks he starts yelling for Goten to help him but instead Goten just
continues to quietly eat his meal and then tells Trunks that it's not nice to talk while eating and he said so. (chuckles)
Man, if they had given those two their own series instead of making GT Toei would have made a fortune. "Best friend" shows
are the greatest. Oh well. (to audiance) See you for the final chapter of "Veggie Wins" everybody!
Goku: (heroic) Onto Part 4! A-way!
Chuquita: (nods) Indeed.
Goku: Life is like a roll of toilet paper, you never know what you're gonna wet.
Chuquita: Deep, Son-san. Deep.