3:56 PM 9/24/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Veggie's Quote of the Week: -from dbz ep 278 "Buu Invades!! The Final Battle on Kaio-Shin's World"
{Kaiobito:} Here! Goku, Vegeta, use these Potara to defeat Buu.
*Tosses them to Goku and Vegeta*
{Kakarrotto:} No thank you.
{Kakarrotto:} Take them back.
{Kakarrotto:} That's not how we do things, thanks for the offer though. I want to
fight using my own power.
{Kaiobito:} Goku!
{Kakarrotto:} I'm sorry and I know this is a big risk, but Buu isn't fused with anyone
either.
{Rou:} You idiot!! What are you talking about!? Especially at a time like this!!
You're not strong enough to defeat Majin Buu the way you are!!
{Kaiobito:} That's right, Goku!
{Vegeta:} Well said, Kakarotto. I don't need this thing either.
*Vegeta crushes his Potara in his fist. The Kaio-Shins freak out*
{Vegeta:} You said that like a TRUE Saiyajin warrior.

Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) (dryly) Why thank you Veggie that had to have been the longest quote of the week we've ever had.
Vegeta: (grinning) I've broken new records!
Goku: (smiles, relieved) At least I won't have to listen to hearing the name "Kakarrotto" in the Quote of the Week box
anymore.
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) And what's wrong with that?
Goku: Well it just seems kinda, well, creepy. [makes little creeped out motions with his hands] It made all the quotes this
fic seem kinda Veggie-tainted.
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow) "Veggie-tainted"?
Goku: Yeah. I mean, part 1's quote was me basically saying Chi-chan was ugly, the second was me complimenting Veggie, the
third was me complimenting Veggie, and in the last one I kinda actually SOUND like Veggie.
Vegeta: (offended) HEY!
Goku: (to Veggie) I did! It looks like something YOU would say, not me! (shivers, still creeped out)
Vegeta: (big happy smiles) Thus are the effects of the portara fusion.
Goku: (sweatdrops) Ack! That actually made sense to me.... (pales) This is getting kinda scary.
Vegeta: (grinning) I am a happy little ouji.
Chuquita: Vedge, this is the last chapter of the story.
Vegeta: (frowns) I am a sad, remorseful, and slightly depressed little ouji.
Goku: (grabs Veggie and hugs him) Aww, poor little Veggie is sad because after too-day he is going to have to go back to
losing a-gain.
Vegeta: (turns to Chu) (smirking) You don't suppose you'd let me win for real in the next fic, eh?
Chuquita: (flatly) No. (folds her arms) Besides I don't even know what the next fic IS yet.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You're kidding?
Chuquita: (perks up) But hey, I have a whole new batch of "future fic summaries" to talk about in the End Corner so we'll
see how that turns out. In fact, the notepad file I keep my list of story ideas says I have...14 new ones. (big grin)
Vegeta: (nearly falls over if not for the fact that he's still being hugged) FOUR--FOURTEEN!?
Chuquita: Yah, a while ago before I started this fic I had a major brainstorm and wrote brief little blurb phrases for any
idea that popped into my head.
Vegeta: So there's no actual summaries yet?
Chuquita: (happily) Nope! (to audiance) I was gonna talk about the new episodes that're airing right now but nothing really
exciting's happened yet. There's been funny stuff, but basically I'm waiting for Veggie to re-enter the show or for something
else that's really amazing to happen.
Vegeta: (to Son) Here that, Kakarrotto. I'm "really amazing".
Goku: (grins) That you are, Veggie.
Vegeta: (freezes; looks down to notice he's being hugged) (glows bright red) Uhh, Kakarrotto how long has this one lasted?
Goku: (looks upward) About 17 lines now, little Veggie. [squeezes tighter]
Vegeta: (glowing brightly) ... (nervous laugh) I was beginning to wonder why all the feeling in my body from the waist down
had suddenly gone numb. (to Son) (glares) Put me down before I lose all bodily functions and am forced to being force-feed
by outside forces.
Goku: (excitedly) WOW! That'd be FUN! Me feeding Veggie with a little spoon and a big bowl'a mush!
Vegeta: (shivers) (quickly teleports out of the hug only to fall down from his lower body still being numb) WAH! [hits the
floor]
*SLAM!*
Chu & Son: (both cringe) Ouch.
Vegeta: (angrily) [pulls one finger up above the desk] I...hate you...Kakarrotto..UGH! (faints to the ground)
Goku: (giggles) Aww Veggie you don't mean that. [pulls Veggie up and back to his seat] And in honor of this being your last
chapter of having me in your veggie-possession I present you with this! [plunks a little gold paper crown on Veggie's head]
(to Chu) Dn't he look cute! [pats a slightly irritated Veggie on the head and sits down]
Chuquita: Yeah, (snickers) Adorable.
Vegeta: (snaps) YOU KEEP OUT OF THIS! (grumbles) I'd rather we had talked about the stupid new episodes. (evil smirk)
Personally I'm looking forward to seeing Buu turn Onna into an egg and then SMASHING HER WITH HIS FOOT! (smiles contently)
I would have loved to be the one who's foot it was smashing her.
Goku: (hurt) VEH-GEE!
Vegeta: Heh, I guess she was such a "rotten egg" that not even Majin Buu wanted to eat her. (laughs) HAHAHAHA-- (pauses) ?
Goku: (w/a pouty look on his face) Little Veggie that was mean!
Vegeta: Calm down Kakay, Onna's all better now (under his breath) Unfortunately. (to Chu) I guess Buu happens to like his
eggs SCRAMBLED. Heh-heh-heh.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) (to Son) I can barely begin to imagine how the storyline would've turned out if Veggie had survived
that blast.
Goku: Me-n-Veggie would've probably ended up having both our fusion babies in the same day. (sweatdrop)
Vegeta: [now holding a chicken egg on the tip of his finger] (covers his mouth) (mock-voice) Oh help, it is me, Onna. Will
anyone even bother to save my evil, worthless, witch-ish Kaka-napping self? [lets the egg drop into the palm of his hand and
smashes it] (regular voice) Heh-heh, guess not.
Chuquita: ...
Goku: ... (schooches slightly farther away from Veggie) Sometimes you worry me little Veggie 'o mine.
Chuquita: You know what would be neat, if instead of that annoying deep-voiced narrator someone from the cast would narrate
instead.
Goku: Ooh! I like that idea. (grins)
Chuquita: In the original show the characters are the announcers for the upcoming episode.
Goku: You mean the "Next time on Dragonball Z, watch me juggle several large chairs while Veggie sings a song in Spanish!"
Chuquita: (speechless) Uhh, something like that. Son-kun's also the offical spokesperson narrator for all the movies.
Goku: (happy) Coooool.
Vegeta: What about me?
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Can you imagine what it would be like if VEGGIE was the narrator.
Vegeta: Heh, yes. "Last time on the GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI and Kakarrotto show I became possessed and sent a
fairly large ki blast into the stands. Unfortunately, Onna survived. The little bug-eyed magician then transported Kakay and
I to someplace beautiful and exotic while Onna and her band of half-witted friends sat in the stands wondering what possibly
could have happened to--
Chuquita: (interupt) --that's enough of that.
Vegeta: (pouts) Ohhh.
Goku: That episode was from last season anyway Veggie.
Vegeta: (blunt) Hush, servant-maid.
Goku: (sighs)
Chuquita: Here's Part 4 of "Veggie Wins?!"


Summary: Chi-Chi and Veggie make a bet on Goku's loyalty. The ouji says that by the time another century has past and
Chi-Chi has already gotten old and been buried he would have Son-San wrapped around his little finger, seeing as they
saiyajins with their longer life-spans and slow aging process will probably live way after the rest of the Z senshi pass on.
Chi-Chi mocks him and tells Veggie that her Go-chan loves her too much to give in to his ouji-obsessiveness. Goku is unsure
if either of them is right and a slightly worried Chi-Chi decides to take Mirai's time machine for a spin and find out. What
awaits her in the future is a fate worse than anything she possibly could have imagined for Goku. What is this fate? Will
she be able to change the future or her present to stop these events from occuring? Heck, if Mirai Trunks can do it so can
Chi-Chi...right?

Vegeta: (grinning) You know what my favorite part of Season 5 was, Chu?
Chuquita: (sarcasm) (playing along) No Veggie, what was your favorite part of Season 5?
Vegeta: (menacingly) When I formed those ki rings and shackled Kakay to the side of the wall! That WAS fun.
Goku: (eyes wide) I had no idea what Veggie was planning to do, I almost wet my pants in fear!
Vegeta: I had wet my pants.
Goku: ...
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow) What?
Vegeta: ...nevermind. (cheesy grin) On with the show!
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" *creek* BURP *creek*! " Chi-Chi flinched as she layed half-asleep on Goku's bed. The door to the room opened,
sending a violent crash of light into the room. A figure entered, wandered over to her, and poked her on the nose. Chi-Chi
opened one eye, slightly ticked.
" Whadda you want? " she mumbled then shot awake to see it was Goku; grinning down at her.
" Goodmorning cranky lady! " Goku said happily. The saiyajin was in the royal blue gi he had shown her the previous
day. However, his hands and face were covered in food and his gut was hanging out from all the food stuffed inside it.
" Wha--what happened to you?! " Chi-Chi gawked.
" The gandana. " Goku grinned, patting his full belly.
" Gandan--wait, but I thought, the Ouji acted like he was going to--I am very very confused. " she groaned, hanging
her head.
" V-sama did not tell you? " Goku said, surprised, " Gandana is a saiyajin word meaning diner or place to store A
WHOLE LOTTA FOOD! *burp*. Strange he didn't tell you, V-sama tells me EVERYTHING. "
Chi-Chi's eyes nearly exploded right out of her sockets, " You mean you weren't--and Vegeta wasn't trying to--you
were both just EATING that whole time?! "
" Yup! *URP*. " Goku grinned, then let out an even more grotesque burp.
Chi-Chi's head bobbed back. She promptly fell of the bed and fainted.
" Hey cranky lady? You alright? " Goku scratched his head. He got down and tapped her on the cheek.
" DIE OUJI DIE! " Chi-Chi sat up, angrily shaking her fists. Goku yelped and fell back on his behind in fright. She
blinked, everything slowly sinking back into her brain, " ...Goku? Goku? " she looked around the room.
The large saiyajin got to his feet, " You scare me sometimes you know that lady? " he cocked an eyebrow at her.
Chi-Chi stood up, then narrowed her eyes at Goku, " Alright you. Let me get this straight. Here I was worrying half
the night, that the Ouji was performing some...something HORRIBLE on you and now you tell me that all you were doing was
EATING?! "
" After we played Cinderella of course. " Goku perked up.
" Of course. " Chi-Chi sarcastically remarked. She grabbed him by the collar and pulled him down several inches,
" And just how do you "play" Cinderella? " she gritted her teeth.
" Ohhh! " the large saiyajin looked at her with big sparkily eyes, " That is when me-n-V-sama get all dressed up
fancy and dance around the gandana! " he grinned cheesily.
" But, the Ouji made it seem like he was going to do, urm, something MORE with you. " Chi-Chi blinked in shock.
" V-sama likes to exaggerate. He is good at that! " Goku nodded, " OH! And I remembered something about you! " he
pointed at Chi-Chi, " It was while I was eating! "
" REALLY GOKU? " Chi-Chi said excitedly, " What is it? "
" V-sama likes to make you mad at him! " Goku grinned victoriously.
" WAH!! " Chi-Chi fell to the floor, animé style.
" Whatsa matter? "
" _I_ COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT, PEABRAIN!! " she snapped at him. Goku cringed and sniffled at her.
" You're not very nice ya know. " Goku pouted, " Muh, maybe I should just leave and see if V-sama's gotten the ship
ready yet. " he stubbornly folded his arms and turned the other way.
" Ship--AHH! " Chi-Chi shrieked, remembering what she had come to stop in the first place, " NO! DON'T GO! GOKU YOU
CAN'T GO YET!! " she zipped infront of him.
" And why not? So you can YELL at me some more. " he huffed.
" No! I don't want to yell at you! Umm, uhh, " Chi-Chi bit her lip, ::How am I gonna stall him NOW!:: " Say Go-chan
how would you like to show me what the gandana looks like? " she said sweetly.
Goku smiled, " Alright! That'd be fun! " he said, then took her by the wrist and teleported out of the room and into
another one several floors up, " BEHOLD! THE GANDANA! "
Chi-Chi looked around to see they were now in a gigantic, rounded room with an odd white wall. There wasn't a piece
of furniture in sight, " So, this is it, huh? " she walked over to the wall, then touched it only to yelp and pull back,
" AHH THAT'S COLD!! "
Goku laughed, " Of course it's COLD, mean lady. How else would we be able to store ALL THIS FOOD! " he pressed a
nearby, yet un-noticed until now red button which caused 100 doors to instantly fling out from the wall revealing what had
to be the largest collection of food products known to man.
" Refridgerators. The entire wall is just one big refridgerator! " Chi-Chi gawked, then sweatdropped, " No wonder
that Ouji got you to live here with him for so long. " she muttered, then paused, " HEY! I thought you said you had a big
feast last night! This all looks like it's never been touched! "
" Oh, the cleaning bots take care of the messes for us and the gandana has its own self-replace system. Watch. " Goku
took a can of soda out of one of the many many fridges, only to have another one instantly appear in its place. He grinned at
her, " Eh? Eh? "
Chi-Chi's jaw hung open, " Dear God it's a bottomless refridgerator. "
" Heehee. " Goku snapped the can open, " That's right! " he started to chug from the can.
" You don't like Pepsi. " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" That was before V-sama got me hooked. " the saiyajin grinned.
" Yeah, in more ways than one. " Chi-Chi snorted. She sighed, " Well at least now I know what the gandana IS. "
" What did you think it was? " Goku asked curiously. Chi-Chi motioned him to bend down. He did so and she whispered
something into his ear. Goku's eyes widened and he instantly spit out the soft drink in his mouth, " GAH! YOU'RE KIDDING?!
_THAT'S_ WHAT YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DOING LAST NIGHT!? "
Chi-Chi only glared and folded her arms.
" I wouldn't do that to V-sama, lady. " Goku looked down at her, sickened, " He doesn't even have the right body
parts to do that!! "
" Thank heaven. " Chi-Chi said flatly.
" KAKAY! " a voice called from downstairs, " KAKAY ARE YOU READY YET! THE SPACESHIP'S ALMOST HERE!!! "
" COMING V-SAMA! " Goku shouted back, then turned to Chi-Chi, " I gotta pack my things up, lady. If V-sama and I
don't get going we won't make it to Bejito-sei before sundown. "
Chi-Chi nearly choked on her own tongue, " Beji--BEJITO-SEI!!! THAT'S THE OUJI'S HOME PLANET!! IT'S OUJI-LAND-CENTRAL
UP THERE!!! "
" It happens to be MY homeplanet too as a matter of fact and how would you know what it's like on Bejito-sei when
you've never even been there. " Goku said stubbornly.
" You're not going to be, living THERE now, are you, Goku? " Chi-Chi asked in a worried voice.
" Hmm? Naw! " he laughed, " V-sama just wants to give his parents and aunt his last presents to them from Earth.
After that who knows where their birthday and holiday presents are gonna be coming from. "
" Oh... " Chi-Chi said weakly, " That's nice... "
" KAH-KEEE!! "
" I AM COMING!!! " Goku yelled, " Better get back to my room so I can finish packing. Coming? " he asked Chi-Chi.
" OF COURSE I'M COMING! " she snapped at him, then grabbed his hand and teleported back to his room.
Goku quickly let go of Chi-Chi's hand and began to dash about his room collecting all the clothes and important
objects he could find. He set them each down in their own seperate pile and pulled out two capsules, then tossed them at the
piles; capsulizing them. He placed the two capsules in his pockets.
" You're, not going to leave in THAT messy gi, are you? " Chi-Chi said nervously. Goku looked down at the gi, which
was stained with pie, cake icing, and several other unidentifiable food sources.
" Aww, the cleaning bots'll take care of that when I get on the ship. " he smiled at her, shrugging it off.
" I mean, uhh, wouldn't you rather wear something nice like THIS? " Chi-Chi said holding up the saiyajin's old orange
gi top, " I found it in your drawers last night. Isn't it nice? Eh? "
Goku blinked at it, " When did V-sama buy me THAT? "
Chi-Chi almost fell over, " "V-sama" didn't buy THIS for you Goku! It's your training gi. You're REAL training gi. "
she held it up infront of him, " See, look how handsome it looks on you. "
Goku stared at himself in the mirror, then pulled the gi away to reveal the blue one he was wearing. He frowned, then
looked back and forth between the two, confused and saddened.
" So? What do you think? " Chi-Chi asked eagerly, then paused as he looked up at her with glassy eyes.
" *sniffle* I, I, I, " tears began to run down his cheeks, " I duhwanna. " he dropped the orange gi to the floor and
starting to cry, " I don't WANNA!! "
" "Don't wanna" what? " Chi-Chi said, concerned.
" It hurts too much I don't wanna hurt that way ever again! " Goku shook his head, then grabbed the pillows off his
bed and ran out of the room, " V-SAMA!! " he sobbed loudly, dashing down the stairs.
" GOKU! " Chi-Chi stuck her head out of the window. Her shoulders slumped, " ...Goku. " she said softly, glancing
back at the gi, " Don't you want to remember? " Chi-Chi said sadly, then stubbornly walked over to the clothes, " I'll MAKE
you remember! You're not leaving this planet until you remember exactly WHAT you're leaving along WITH IT! "
" V-SAMA! V-SAMA! " Goku wailed, running out of the house and towards a small figure who stood before a gigantic
spaceship. The ship resembled a more oblongular-styled saiyajin space pod if not for the fact that it bore the colors of the
royal family of Bejito-sei instead of the usual red and grey colors. Goku paused to take the entire thing in, " It's huge. "
he muttered in shock, walking the rest of the way over to where Vegeta was standing, " V-sama that is the biggest ship I have
ever seen. "
" It should be. I had 3/4ths of Bejito-sei's laborers working on it. " the ouji nodded. Goku grinned.
" Haha, neat cape. " he pulled at the large red cape Vegeta was wearing. The smaller saiyajin had on a black training
outfit and white gloves but also was wearing white saiyajin armor with the royal insignia in gold on it. His red cape led up
to a piccolo-style bunch up around his neck and was wearing a gold crown that wrapped around his head like a ring. The crown
had a single downward dip that covered his widow's peak, " Neat EVERYTHING, heh-heh. "
" Why thank you Kakay. " Vegeta smiled, " Glad you approve. *URP*! " the ouji flushed red at the belch.
" Heeheehee, V-sama is having problems from eating too much last night also? " Goku asked cheerfully.
" All I can say is it better be gone by the time we get home. " Vegeta grumbled, " Can you imagine, Kakay? I go up to
give my 'welcome back' speech to the masses and all of a sudden I burp right in the middle of it! Humiliating! " he snorted.
" Hey, at least we're not farting. It COULD be worse. " Goku nodded.
" ...good point. " Vegeta grimaced, " Anyway, now that the ship is finished it's all ready for travel! " he smiled
determinedly, then sniffled slightly, " I can't believe it's finally happening! I've waited forever for this day I can't
believe it's finally here! " the ouji grinned, almost in tears, " Kakay's here and I'm here and the spaceship's here and
Onna's gone forever and-- " he whipped around and hugged Goku, " I'M SO HAPPY!! " Vegeta sobbed, " I win I win I win! "
" It is a VERY beautiful spaceship, V-sama. " Goku said, admiring the vehicle.
" I know! " the ouji squeaked out then let go of Goku and proudly pointed at the spaceship, " OFF TO BEJITO-SEI! AND
AFTER THAT TO NEW NAMEK TO WISH OURSELVES IMMORTALITY! And after that, who knows?! " he grinned as he walked up the ramp
leading into the ship, " Just think, Kakay! An entire eternity of fighting and eating and deep space adventures with no one
to boss us around or tell you you have to go home now because you'll BE home! The UNIVERSE is our backyard and the ship is
our home, Kakarrotto! " Vegeta said proudly as he opened the door to the ship and entered, " FOLLOW ME! "
" HOORAY FOR V-SAMA!! " Goku cheered, pumping his fists in the air, then ran up onto the ramp.
" GOKU!! " Chi-Chi cried out, rushing out of Capsule Corp, " DON'T DO IT GOKU!! "
The large saiyajin froze, nervously looking between the ground and the spaceship.
" Hurry up Kakay I've got the computer to launch in 20 seconds! " Vegeta shouted, sticking his head in the doorway.
He spotted Chi-Chi and narrowed his eyes, " She's STILL here?! " he said, surprised, " Oh well, at least she can see us off,
eh Kakarrotto! " he smirked at the larger saiyajin, who had a worried look on his face.
" GOKU!! PLEASE DON'T GET ON THAT _THING_!! GOKU!! " Chi-Chi screamed frantically.
" It's not a thing. It's a spaceship. A spaceship that V-sama worked very hard on. " Goku replied.
" FINE! IT'S A SPACESHIP! I CAN DEAL WITH THAT! BUT I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOU LEAVING PLANET EARTH JUST TO GO CAVORTING
AROUND THE UNIVERSE WITH THE OUJI!! "
" "The Ouji" has a name, you know. " Goku stepped backwards up to where the door was, " It's Vegeta. Why don't you
use it. "
" I'LL USE IT JUST COME BACK DOWN HERE! " Chi-Chi shouted, " IT'S FOOLISH TO JUST RUN OFF INTO SPACE, GOKU! YOU NEED
TO STAY HERE! YOU NEED TO PROTECT THE EARTH! IT'S WHAT YOU DO! YOU'RE SON GOKU! NOT "KAKAY"! "
Goku just nervously backed up several more steps.
" GOKU!!! "
" Son Goku died at the same moment you did, Onna. " Vegeta said calmly, folding his arms.
" DON'T YOU INTERUPT ME, OUJI! I DON'T STEAL PEOPLE OFF INTO DEEP SPACE LIKE YOU DO! " Chi-Chi was now breathing even
faster, watching Goku's every movement.
" Son Goku died a bit each time one of his Earth-friends did until there was no one left for him to lean on but me. "
Vegeta stared at her, " I don't want him to conform to Earthling standards when he is not one to begin with. Kakarrotto is a
saiyajin. It is his nature to fight and do everything else he enjoys. And whatever Kakarrotto wants to do is alright by me. "
" ... " Chi-Chi blinked, then bit her lip, " Hn. "
" Kakarrotto. " Vegeta turned to Goku, smiling, " Care to come aboard? We have 12 seconds. "
Goku smiled back, turned to face him, and ran up the ramp into the ship. He screeched to a halt in the doorway just
as the ramp began to fold itself up. He happily waved to Chi-Chi, " GOODBYE CHI-CHAN!! "
Chi-Chi froze, " What did...you say-- " she stared at him in disbelief, " GOKU!!! " she shrieked, running towards the
ship as it began to lift off.
" WISH ME LUCK, CHI-CHAN!! " Goku grinned, still waving as the door to the doorway he was standing in began to close
from the bottom up.
" HE SAID MY NAME! HE REMEMBERS WHO I AM, OUJI!! " Chi-Chi screamed, horrified as she watched the ship take off while
she tried to run beside it, " At least I think he does...GOKU TELL HIM YOU REMEMBER WHO I AM! TELL ME!!! " she cried, then
fell to her knees as the ship instantly flew out of sight, " Goku, " she looked down at the clothes in her hands as tears
welled up in her eyes, " You forgot to bring your...gi. " Chi-Chi sobbed into the gi, " GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! WAAH, IT'S NOT
FAIR!! " she wailed, " It's not supposed to end this way! You were supposed to grow old with me! You were supposed to stay
here and protect your planet! " Chi-Chi hung her head, then stood up and stared at the sky, " Good luck, Go-chan. AND YOU
BETTER TAKE CARE OF HIM, OUJI!! " she shook her fist in the air, then sighed.
" I guess...I guess that's it. This is the end. " Chi-Chi said sadly, " At least, for THAT Goku it is... " she
trailed off, then wrapped his gi up and headed to Capsule Corp's backyard where she had left the time machine, " It's too
late. I'm too late...but, the future can be changed, right? If Mirai Trunks was able to save my Go-chan from that virus,
maybe _I_ can save him from that Ouji...yeah. " she smiled, " Or I could have it written in my will to pass Goku onto on of
the children's homes or off to live with Pan or Kuririn's family! If I leave it so that he's in custody at the Kame house
he'll be alright because, because, Roshi and Turtle are still going to be there in a 100 years, and Juuhachigou too...sort
of. " she paused, " And if I remember Pan's stone right it said that she has grandkids. If I leave Goku to her, her children
and grandchildren can keep him safe from the Ouji. YES! I am a GENIUS! " Chi-Chi laughed as she got into the time machine,
evil plots still whirling about in her head, " Or maybe I can collect the dragonballs and wish myself a similar lifespan to
Goku and the Ouji's. Or even wish Goku's lifespan down to a normal human's one like mine! The Ouji can't do anything if we're
BOTH gone! HAHA! SEE THAT OUJI! I _HAVE_ LEARNED SOMETHING USEFUL! " she pressed the button that closed the hatch to the time
machine, " And now I'm going home. " Chi-Chi nodded, then twisted a knob only to instantly scream out in fright as the
machine ripped into warp drive and went hurtling through time and space at inhuman speeds, " YAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!
!!!!!! "


100 years earlier...the present...

" Fire one, *PTOO*, fire two, *PTOO*! "
" Will you CUT THAT OUT! " our infamous saiyajin duo were standing in the Son's backyard bathtub/pool/former
radioactive waste unit which was currently filled with whipped cream thanks to the saiyajin no ouji, " I knew this was a
stupid idea. " Vegeta grumbled, then yelped as another cherry smacked him in the side of the head, " KAKARROTTO WILL YOU CUT
THAT OUT!!! "
Goku grinned at him while holding about 10 cherries between his teeth, " Buh ith FUN! "
" It is NOT fun now get rid of those baka pieces of food before I SHOVE THEM ALL DOWN YOUR THROAT AND CHOKE YOU WITH
THEM!!! " Vegeta yelled angrily.
Goku fired the rest of the cherries out of his mouth, smacking Vegeta on different points of his head. The ouji
sweatdropped. Goku giggled, " Aww Veggie, you're just in a sour mood because you don't like getting hit in the head with
food. "
" No kidding. " Vegeta said flatly, " This was supposed to be the SOLE GREATEST HOUR of my entire WEEK and you go
ahead and BLOW IT with your stupid "cherries". " he wiggled his fingers mockingly.
" But little Veggie it was your idea to bring the cherries in the bathtub. Remember, you said, "Hey Kakay, you know
what would be really fun? If we put some cherries in the whipped cream just like a saiyajin sundae!", unquote. "
" Yes well this isn't exactly the "sundae" I had pictured in my imagination. " Vegeta folded his arms.
" Of course not! Besides it's Tuesday. " Goku said happily. Vegeta stared at him as if he had just sprouted a third
eye-ball, then slapped himself on the forehead.
" Why do I even bother. "
" Because you LOVE me, that's why, little buddy! " Goku said comfortingly, trying to cheer Vegeta up.
The ouji only glared in response, " Kakarrotto, I do NOT lo--YIPE! " Vegeta yelped as Goku grabbed the smaller
saiyajin and gave him a big hug. Vegeta's face turned bright red, " ---uhh... "
" There, don't we feel BETTER now? " Goku let go of the glowing red ouji.
" Uhhhh.... "
" Veggie? "
" Uhhhh.... "
" Veggie??? "
" Uhhhh.... "
" Hello? Veggie? " Goku snapped his fingers infront of Vegeta's face, " Veggie you're making the whipped cream start
to boil. " he pointed to the mixture around them. The spot surrounding Vegeta was slowly beginning to steam up into gas.
" Uhhhh.... " Vegeta slowly and shakily raised his right hand and slapped himself across the face, causing the glow
to disappear, " *WHEW*! " he smiled with relief.
" Veggie is silly when he glows like that. " Goku giggled.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes at the larger saiyajin, " And another thing about you-- "
" *BUZZ*WHIRR* CLICK-CLICK! "
The two saiyajins froze to see a time machine appear not even 10 feet away from them. Vegeta grumbled.
" Aw, rats. I was hoping future me'd get rid of her. " he muttered to himself, then watched as Chi-Chi nervously
emerged from the time machine.
" Chi-chan looks a little shaken. " Goku noted, slightly worried.
Vegeta smirked, " Yeah, how about we shake her up a little bit more, eh? " he said, then turned to Goku, " Kakarrotto
I want you to hug me as tightly as saiyajinly possible. "
" What?? WHY! " Goku said, startled, " I'm not gonna help you scare Chi-chan if THAT'S what you mean. " he said,
then folded his arms.
" You know me too well, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Huh? " Goku looked down at him, " Veggie say something? "
" Eh? NO! No of course not. Hahahaha. " Vegeta laughed nervously, then paused as Chi-Chi shakily walked over to them,
staring at the ground. The ouji smirked, " Hello Onna, " he snickered, leaning over the side of the can/tub, " Didn't think
you'd be back so soon, you've only been gone an hour or so. "
" It was a long hour. " Chi-Chi glanced over at him.
" So? Do you mind telling me how it all went? " the ouji rubbed his hands together maniacally, " Did I win? Did you
die? Did I 'accidentally' happen to RUN OVER you with my limo, backup over you and then run you over again once more for good
measure? " he asked eagerly.
" No, as a matter of fact you DIDN'T run over me. " she said, still trying to avoid eye-contact with the ouji.
" Aww. " Vegeta pouted, then grinned, " But I DO win, don't I? "
" ... "
" Well? " he smirked.
" CHI-CHAN! " Goku squealed, spinning around to see her. He swallowed the group of cherries in his mouth. Chi-Chi
looked up, then yelped in surprise as the large saiyajin lept out of the can/pool/tub and tackled her to the ground,
" Chi-chan is home! I missed her so! " he grinned, hugging tightly but unfortunately forgetting Chi-Chi wasn't nearly as
strong as Vegeta and almost broke several of her ribs by doing so.
" ACK! Goku....there's pain....MUCH pain... " Chi-Chi choked out.
The larger saiyajin blinked, then loosened his grip and hugged again, " OH CHI-CHAN I AM SO HAPPY YOU'RE HOME! " he
cried joyfully.
" Really Goku? " Chi-Chi smiled, sniffling.
" Yes! " he nodded, " By the way we're out of whipped cream and I was wondering if you knew where we hide the extra
food! "
" ... " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " I'm back home alright. " she said to herself, then pulled a double-take, " Whipped
cream? What do you mean whipped cream? " She looked down at her clothes to see she was now partially covered in it thanks to
Goku, " That's...not water. "
" Nope! " Goku said cheerfully, " We got bored while you were gone so Veggie decided to fill the bathtub with whipped
cream! "
Chi-Chi looked over at the grinning ouji who was giving her a "v for victory" sign with his hand, " WHERE DID HE FIND
ENOUGH WHIPPED CREAM TO FILL OUR TUB!!! " she gawked, pointing to the object.
" Veggie told me he got some from our kitchen and the rest from the capsules he kept in his pockets. " Goku waved to
Vegeta.
Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow, " Why would the Ouji keep capsules filled with nothing but whipped cream cans? "
" Well, you never know when you're gonna stumble upon a wandering bucket of ice cream. Can you imagine if you went to
a restaurant and ordered a banana split and then the waiter comes back and says "I'm sorry sir but we don't have any whipped
cream to put on your banana split" and then you cry and you cry because if you had just brought that capsule full of whipped
cream dispensers you would have saved your bottom and the bottoms of all your friends at the restaurant who also ordered
banana splits. " Goku nodded thoughtfully.
" ... "
" ... "
Chi-Chi and Vegeta just stared at him, utterly confused.
" Uhh-- " Vegeta spoke up.
" --OH MY GO-CHAN!! " Chi-Chi cried happily, grabbing and hugging him, " IT REALLY IS YOU AND I REALLY AM HOME AND
YOU'RE NOT CALLING YOURSELF "KAKAY" ANYMORE AND YOU'RE ACTUALLY SAYING THINGS THAT MAKE NO SENSE TO ME AGAIN! "
" ...Kakay? " Goku cocked an eyebrow in a slightly disgusted manner, " You mean that name Veggie calls me when he's
really really pleased with something I've done? "
" YES! " Chi-Chi sobbed.
" YES! " Vegeta cheered, " HAHA! I _HAVE_ WON! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA---though I have no clue exactly how I did it, BUT I
WON!! " he laughed, then turned to Chi-Chi, " How'd I win? "
" You think I'd tell YOU! " Chi-Chi scoffed, " In fact, you know what, get out of my tub. Get off of my property! I
DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR SICK LITTLE OUJI FACE EVER AGAIN!! "
" Well I can't promise that last one... " Vegeta trailed off, snickering.
" JUST LEAVE!! " she snapped.
Vegeta snorted at her, then hopped out of the tub, " Hmm...Onna I seem to have some whipped cream in my shorts, would
Kakay mind helping me wash them? " he smiled.
" Washing time with Veggie? " Goku's eyes widened.
" OUT!!! " Chi-Chi screamed. Vegeta backed up away from them.
" I must've scored big time to get you this tense. " the ouji said, surprised.
" AND IF YOU EVEN THINK YOU'RE GONNA SCORE _THIS TIME_ AFTER I'VE SEEN WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU'RE NUTS! " Chi-Chi yelled
, " GOKU IS NOT NOR EVER GOING TO BE YOUR "PRINCESS KAKAY" AND YOU'RE _NOT_ GOING TO DRAG HIM INTO DEEP SPACE ON SOME STUPID
SATELLITE WITH YOU!!! "
" Wow, you mean I actually DO make the satellite? " Vegeta said, impressed, " I was just talking about that off the
top of my head to you before. " he paused. All of a sudden the ouji's eyes bulged out of his head, " Waitaminute. Did you
just say "PRINCESS Kakay"? "
" Yes, I did. " Chi-Chi spat.
Goku grinned, " I am little Veggie's PRINCESS in the future? " he said with big sparkily eyes.
" OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT!!! " Vegeta shrieked in horror, " YOU'RE MY _SERVANT-MAID_!! " he growled, then turned to
Chi-Chi, " You must have heard wrong. I have everything plotted out! I EVEN HAVE A COSTUME AND FEATHER DUSTER WAITING BACK AT
CAPSULE CORP FOR KAKARROTTO!! "
" I'm Veggie's princess, princess, princess, I'm Veggie's princess, lalalalala! " Goku said in a sing-song voice as
he pranced around the duo. Vegeta becoming increasingly enraged and embarassed. Goku grinned and stopped dancing for a moment
, " Does that make me a oujO, Chi-chan? "
" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! " Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs, " YOU ARE NOT MY OUJO! YOU WILL NEVER _BE_ MY
OUJO! YOU ARE MY PEASANT! MY SERVANT-MAID! YOU ARE THE THIRD-CLASS BAKAYARO WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE CLEANING MY ROOM AND
MASSAGING MY BACK AND FEEDING ME ORDERVES OFF A SILVER PLATTER IN YOUR SERVANT-MAID UNIFORM AND SWEETLY ADDRESSING ME AS YOUR
MASTER AND V-SAMA!!! "
" ... " Goku giggled at the furious look on the smaller saiyajin's face, " Chi-chan do I get a sparkily crown too? "
" Yes. " Chi-Chi said flatly.
" YOU DON'T GET A CROWN! SERVANT-MAIDS DON'T WEAR CROWNS! CROWNS ARE FOR SAIYAJIN ROYALTY NOT THEIR SERVANTS!!! "
Vegeta yelled.
" Well "Cinderella" over here certainly had a crown. " Chi-Chi pointed to Goku, " It looked just 'beautiful' with
that light blue ballgown. " she said sarcastically.
Goku paled, " Future me was wearing a DRESS? "
" Hahaha, oh SEVERAL. " Chi-Chi snorted. Goku glanced at Vegeta and slow inched away from him.
" KAKARROTTO STOP THAT!! " Vegeta snapped at the large saiyajin's new found paranoia, " I WOULDN'T MAKE YOU MY
PRINCESS IF YOU BEGGED ME!!! "
" Believe me, I wouldn't beg you. " Goku stammered, eyeballing the smaller one oddly.
" I already HAVE plans for Kakarrotto's future, Onna, and NONE of them have ANYTHING to do with making him a OUJO! "
Vegeta pointed at Chi-Chi, " And if he IS my "Oujo" then WHO CLEANS THE HOUSE!!! "
" The Capsule Corp cleaning bots, same as they do NOW. " Chi-Chi shrugged; Goku now hiding behind her.
" But that's not POSSIBLE! " Vegeta slapped himself on the forehead in shock, " I've worked hard! Meticulously
plotted out dozens of attacks and ideas for the sole purpose of winning Kakarrotto's SERVANTHOOD TO THE THRONE!! " he folded
his arms stubbornly, " Crowning him would completely destroy all that hard work! And besides, I'd have to lose my mind first
before crowning Kakarrotto as my princess. " the ouji flushed a light red.
" Future you said he already WAS your princess because of the slight exchange in dna between you two during that
stupid portara fusion of yours! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Heh, " Vegeta smirked, " He's a bigger liar than I am. That has nothing to do with becoming a princess. "
" You mean I am not a oujo, little Veggie? " Goku pouted.
" NO. " Vegeta said bluntly.
" OHHHHHH!! " Goku sobbed, " What about my pretty oujo crown? "
" YOU DON'T _HAVE_ A "PRETTY OUJO CROWN"!! YOU BIG BAKAYARO!!! " Vegeta yelled. He turned to Chi-Chi, " It is a very
complicated and slightly embarassing procedure! Only saiyajins can accomplish it, that is why Bulma is not my princess. " he
explained, then mumbled, " Heck I'd probably end up killing her by accident half-way through it if we even TRIED! "
" But Chi-chan said future me is a princess. " Goku pouted.
" Yeah, and future you is probably a whole lot more smitten with me than you are too if the procedure worked
correctly. " Vegeta grumbled. Chi-Chi nodded at the ouji with disgust. Vegeta shuddered.
" Aww, how could I possibly love my little buddy anymore than I do now? " Goku laughed.
" You have no idea. " Chi-Chi said dryly, " So, OUJI. " she narrowed her eyes at Vegeta, " What exactly do you have
to DO to Goku to "crown" him? "
Vegeta sighed, then stood on his toes and started to whisper into Chi-Chi's ear. Her eyes widened and she suddenly
slapped him over the mouth in the middle of a sentence.
" Get...out... " she said blankly.
" Eh? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" I..said..GET..OUT!!!! " Chi-Chi exploded in rage. Vegeta flinched, then laughed nervously at Goku.
" I'll see you later, Kaka-chan. " he smiled, slightly frightened.
" Bye bye little Veggie. " Goku warmly waved back, " Have a safe trip home! "
" Thank you Kakay. " the ouji replied, then teleported off.
" Heehee, Veggie's so cute, Chi-chan. Cute-n-small-n-little-n-- "
" --if I have to hear the word "Kakay" one more time I'll SCREAM! " Chi-Chi exclaimed in a huff, then turned to Goku
with a tired look on her face, " Go-chan? "
" Yes Chi-Chi? " he blinked.
" Goku when I die, promise you won't forget I ever existed. " she said sadly.
The larger saiyajin just chuckled, " Aww, how could I ever forget Chi-chan. " he smiled, " After all I see you
everyday. "
" That's the point. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Now go get the hose and help me clean this mess up. " she pointed to
their tub, which was still filled with a now odd-smelling whipped cream, " I'd hate to see what THIS looks like after it
curdles. "
" Yeah, bleh. " Goku stuck his tongue out at the tub, then grabbed the hose, " Cleaning time with my Chi-chan. "
he turned the hose on and water shot out the nozzle and drenched the sides of the tub, washing the whipped cream into the
ground.
" Goku? " Chi-Chi spoke up as she threw several fallen cherries in the trash can, " You wouldn't leave me for the
Ouji...would you? "
Goku stared at her, then giggled, " Silly Chi-chan. I love little Veggie but I'm not IN love with him. That's what
you are for. "
" ... " Chi-Chi blinked, confused, " I missed you, Go-chan. " she smiled with relief.
" I missed you too. "



About a week later...

" *DING-DONG* *DING-DONG*! "
" I'LL GET IT! " Goku said happily, dashing to the front door. He opened it and frowned to find no one there.
" Who is it Goku? " Chi-Chi called from the other room as she entered.
" Nobody, just a package. " he said, then picked up a small card on it, " "To my dear little Kaka-muffin--" YIPE! "
he cried out as Chi-Chi snatched the card and package from him, " Hey, Chi-chan that's not very nice. " Goku pouted.
" Neither is the Ouji but you let him live, don't you? " Chi-Chi said, then slowly lifted up the top of the box and
peaked inside it. Her eyes nearly shot out of her head. There it was, sitting brand-new in the otherwise empty box; a
pink ribbon with a puffy pink bow cocked on the right-hand side of it. Chi-Chi froze. It was the exact same hair accessory
she had found future Goku wearing when she first bumped into him.

:::" Bow? " Goku looked up at the large floppy pink bow still stationed on the right front side of his head, " OH!
That bow. V-sama gave it too me a long long time ago when I first moved in with him, I can't take it off--it's got
sentimental value to it. ":::

" Well? What is it? " Goku pouted, " Chi-chan please tell me. "
Chi-Chi took the bow and quickly shoved it in her pocket, " Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. " she laughed nervously.
Goku took the box and peeked inside to find it empty.
" Aww, no Veggie-presents today. " Goku said sadly, then perked up, " Oh well! I'm gonna go watch some TV. Cya
Chi-chan! " he said happily, then skipped off.
Chi-Chi smiled victoriously, then pulled the bow out of her pocket, " Well, one Ouji-attempt diverted, only hundreds
of millions more to go. " she laughed weakly. Chi-Chi groaned and threw the bow in a nearby garbage can, " I hope I live long
enough to stop him THIS time. "
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1:59 AM 9/28/2002
THE END
Chuquita: And so it ends.
Vegeta: (sniffles) So sad, so sad.
Goku: (cheerful) WOO-HOO! Life is back to normal!
Vegeta: (snaps) HOW CAN YOU BE CHEERFUL AT A TIME LIKE THIS! AFTER THIS STORY I GO BACK TO LOSING AGAIN!
Goku: Ac-tually little Veggie, you really didn't win at all.
Vegeta: ... (blinks) Come again?
Goku: Future you was the you who won. And, like with the heart virus I got in Mirai's timeline, we don't necessarily know if
this you; the you I am talking to right now, will also win our own future.
Vegeta: ...holy cheez whiz Kakarrotto's right. (to Chu) HEY YOU GYPPED ME!!
Chuquita: (smirks) I did no such thing.
Vegeta: YOU ONLY LET FUTURE ME WIN! YOU DIDN'T LET ME ME WIN!!
Goku: (confused) Meme?
Vegeta: NO! THIS ME! NOT MEME!
Goku: But you said--
Vegeta: Forget what I said, alright Kakarrot!
Goku: (salutes him) I am forgetting little Veggie. (concentrates REALLY REALLY hard) *TING!* (grins) All is forgotten.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Uhh, thanks...I think.
Chuquita: Oh, guess what? I downloaded the dub of episode 275 the other day.
Goku: (grins) The one where me and little Veggie do the cheek-to-cheek ki blast?
Chuquita: (nods) And the best part was Veggie actually CALLED it "cheek-to-cheek". (smiles) I feel like I accomplished
something without even doing anything.
Goku: And that is the best accomplishment of all. (doofy grin)
Chuquita: Here's dub Veggie's quote (this is after they seperate from the cheek-to-cheek ki blast and Veggie is helping Son
blast Buu's remains while rubbing his kaka-germed cheek) "Ugh, Saiyans cheek-to-cheek in battle, what's next!"
Goku: (big grin) Buddy hugs! That's what! [grabs Veggie and hugs him]
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: Sub Veggie said "That ***hole, I'd rather've fused with him." Either why; sub or dub; this was a funny episode.
Goku: (cheerful) And that's why we parodied it!
Chuquita: (nods) Yeah, back in May I think. Another line that I like both versions of from that ep is when Veggie speaks up
after they've just blasted Buu. Here's the sub line, "How long are you going to squeeze yourself against me? We have to
destroy his remains, fast." and here's the dub, "Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to sit out the rest of this dance." Sub
Goku then says something that's not written in the script so I don't know what it is. Dub Son says "Yeah, sure" and then they
seperate and you see him say from off-screen, "Besides it looks like we've got some housework to do".
Vegeta: (sweatdrops; pulls himself out of the hug) "Housework"? It makes it sound like we're living in there or something?!
Chuquita: (grins) Yeah, I laughed pretty hard at that line. After that Veggie says his "cheek-to-cheek" line and Sub Son goes
"Hey Vegeta! Are you done over there Vegeta?" and sub Veggie promptly freaks out and shrieks "Stay away from me, Kakarrotto!"
while the dub ones go kinda like this, "Hey, we make a great team." "Get away that's enough!". Either way it makes Veggie
seem pretty paranoid. More so in the original cuz Goku's just asking him how he is and he freaks out over that then the
"team" line.
Vegeta: (glares at her) You LIKE seeing me PARANOID?
Chuquita: No! (chuckles) That's not it, it's just that you're funny when you're paranoid.
Goku: (giggles) (mocking Veggie) (in a low voice; well, low for Son-kun) They're coming to get me. I can see them, all their
beady little eyes, staring and mocking me with there AHH! (in normal voice) Heeheehee.
Vegeta: (flatly) Thanks, Kakarrot.
Chuquita: Also, Sean Schemmel (I think that's how you spell it) the guy who does Goku's dub voice, makes an actual attempt at
the "heeheehee" that I loved in the original. Only since dub Son is obviously voiced by a guy the laugh is much more quieter
and in a slightly less entertaning-yet-annoying-cheery-I-got-a-secret tone and the sing-song to it is a little different at
the end, but I can deal with that.
Goku: (happily) My original voice is proven to be much cuter yet more annoying to my family and friends and little buddy.
Chuquita: (nods) Yup. The real sing-song to it goes kind of like 1 2 3 3 4 2 3. If you hum those numbers in music notes
you'll get the idea.
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) You enjoy it when I embarass myself, don't you Chu?
Chuquita: Heh-heh. (snickers) I can't wait to watch (or download) 274.
Goku: OOH! OOH! That's the one where me and Veggie meet the big blue worms and Veggie freaks out and gets covered with slime
several times during the episode and we meet the phoney Gohan and Piccolo and Gotenks and they all turn into pastries and--
Vegeta: --ENOUGH, Kakarrotto. (gritting his teeth)
Goku: (smirks) Little Veggie's just mad cuz he's the one who keeps getting slimed in that episode.
Vegeta: I SAID ENOUGH!!
Goku: (giggles)
Chuquita: Anyway, this is the end of "Veggie Wins?!" But enough about that. We have 15 new story ideas to get through.
Vegeta: You said 14 in the beginning Corner.
Chuquita: Yeah well I miscounted. There's 15. I'm not sure I'll have enough space to list all their summaries so first I'm
just going to list their keywords. A keyword is a story before it's a story, a title, or a summary. It's a simple one or two
words I use to remember the fic idea for when I go to write the summaries. Here they are!
Keywords: (NOT the story's actual titles)
king veggie "King Me!"
piccy song
stopwatch
Chi-blind
Christmas Special (Ji & Goggie)
Veggie-spell
GT my way
episode re-run
Veggie's Play
Uub-uddy/Veggie's revenge
VegChi on the road
Maybe Veggie-drama "Kakay come back"
Kaka Verson 1.0
veggie-memory-erase by Chi
Veggieblanca
Chuquita: The second one listed "piccy song" is probably going to be my next fic because I have most of that story in my head
already. It's my third Piccolo mini-fic. Here's the present summary: Piccolo re-re-re-attempts to take over the world. After
discovering the power music has over the populace he decides to use an ancient namekian chant to hypnotize the people of
Earth and bend them to his will. But what happens when Piccolo finds out the only way to order his new minnions is through
SONG? Will he put up with ruling the planet by singing his every command to them or will he lose his mind first? Find out!
Vegeta: You let me win 'in a sense' and then you go and decide to do another namek-story right after it!!
Chuquita: I like my little mini-fics with Piccolo, Dende, and Mr. Popo in 'um. They give me a little break from you two. Not
that you won't both be in it... (smirks)
Vegeta: (eyes widen) OH NO! I am NOT going to be embarrassed by hypnosis and dance with Kakarrotto or something like that!
Goku: (grins) I danced with Veggie back when we made Goggie.
Vegeta: (shudders)
Goku: I'm so proud of our lil Goggie. HE'S SO CUTE! But so is our Ji-chan.
Vegeta: (cringes) MUST you keep refering to them as OURS. They're NOT OUR CHILDREN!! They're fusion hybrids!
Goku: With minds and souls and bodies of their own so that makes them individuals who are not you and me but our babies.
Chuquita: You know I was going to put in something in Part 4 about Son-kun telling Veggie they should tell their "fusion
babies" that they're moving so they know where to find them when they come and visit and then Chi-Chi was going to almost
faint when she found out about the 2nd fusion baby (Gogeta). But by the time I remembered about that scene I had already
written past the point I wanted to put it in.
Goku: Aww, sad Chu.
Chuquita: Nah, not really.
Goku: Oh.
Chuquita: You know what I think I'm just going to make-up the summaries for the other 14 fics at the end of the next story;
the-yet-to-be-titled piccy fic; because I'm running out of room on this notepad file and if I were to type up summaries for
all those other keywords right now I'd probably exceed fanfiction.net's 60kb limit on notepad files. (perks up) So look for
the summaries for these future fics along with my third Piccolo mini-fic next time in the "yet-to-be-titled piccy fic!"
Goku: (blinks) Is that the name?
Chuquita: Nope, it should have a name by the time I start writing the actual story.
Goku: (grins) That's a relief.
Chuquita: Well, time to say goodbye everybody. (waves) Until the next story, viewers!
Goku: (tosses his servant-maid hat off) I AM FREE!
Vegeta: (sob) Why must this story end!
Goku: Aww, don't worry little Veggie. I still love you--servant-maid or not. [hugs Veggie]
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) (chokes out) That's *sniffle* very sweet of you Kakay-chan.
Goku: (smiles) ...
Vegeta: ... (smiles back) (anger) NOW LET GO OF ME BEFORE I BLAST YOUR HEAD OFF!!! [struggles to get out of the hug]
Goku: (grins and drops Veggie to the floor)
Vegeta: (yelps) YIPE! [stands up and rubs his sore bottom] (dryly) Thanks a lot, Kakarrotto.
Goku: Don't mention it Veggie!