Final Fantasy Fan Fic -

Da Pimp -------

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By : Supernova 232

If any of you know me from somewhere such as guides i have written for final fantasy then you will probably notice im not a sick bastard. Dont take any offense if u read this and you hate it. Whatever, im bored. If you review it you can say it sucks and stuph cause it does. If your asking how I came up with such a stupid idea to write a fic then ill tell you. I work in a canteen and I was talking to my brother about how im gonna dress up as a pimp on halloween. The idea just popped into my head so whatever.

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After the end of the game, Rinoa and Squall arrive at Balamb. They stayed the night at Zells house (which Zell didn't like), and shortly after (weeks later) they bought a home there. They soon married and lived happily ever after...(or did they?)

About 3 years later, Rinoa and Squall went into poverty because Squall refused to work as a SeeD. Headmaster Cid's wife (Edea) had died of old age, and he had become a horn dog!

"Cid tried to rape me", said a frustrated Squall to Rinoa as he scavenged for food scraps in the house next doors garbage. Zell had refused to give away any food because he was having hot dogs that night.

Squall and Rinoa sat down on the wet streets of Balamb and began to think of ideas on making money. "We could open a lemonaid stand", suggested Rinoa. "It sounds pretty good, but I don't think we could afford it. We will have to think of something cheap...".

"I'VE GOT IT", Squall screamed into the midnight air. "SHUT UP YOU STUPID BUMB", yelled out a bumb further down the street that managed to buy some beer with the money he had gathered that day. "We will sell your cheap ass Rinoa!!", continued Squall

"Well... If we can manage to make some money... But we will need to get some more women you can Pimp"

Just then, they heard the noise of someone leaving their house...

"Hey guys. What are you doing outside so late at night?", said...ZELL! Both Squall and Rinoa looked at each other and nodded. It was decided. Zell would become their second slut!

After many hours of talk, Zell decided he would be a slut for the gays. After all, he was just helping a friend out, and that was the right thing to do, right?0

After Zell had refused to allow Squall and Rinoa to stay the night, and Rinoa had fell asleep in a puddle, Squall set out for the woods near Balamb Garden. It was his favorite place to screw the smaller monsters. After his *fun time*, he noticed a branch on the ground. It was about 4 feet tall, and a CM and a half thick. It was also badly bent in a curve-like shape. "I know its cheap, but I gotta start with the basics. This will be my Pimp Cane..."

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So, what do you think? I wanted to keep you in suspence. The fic isn't done yet, but just to make sure people are reading, I will only continue if I get more than 5 reviews

(oh ya, this fic is not to be taken seriously)