Harry: (shouting at Severus) YOU KILLED MY MUM!
Severus: Sit down.
Harry: Shut up.
Severus: Don't you tell me to shut up! You kick my dog!
Harry: No.
Severus: DON'T LIE YOU F***ER!
Harry: What?!?! Don't call me a f***er! You say bad word!
Ron: Look everybody! I have spiked hair! (stands on the table and does an absurd dance)
Eva: (pats Ron's hair) Pointy.
Krissy: Get down!
Severus: Thank you.
Krissy: Do that funky thing! Shake yo' ass! Show me what'choo got!
Severus: NOT WHAT I MEANT! 20 points from Ravenclaw!
Harry: Why?
Severus: Because I feel like it.
Hermione: w00t w00t I'm a cheerleader now!
Merle: YAY! Hermione's a cheerleader! Do a cheer!
Hermione: Okay! (gets scarlet and gold pompoms and waves them around) Oh my GOSH that's COWABUNGA, DUDE! Don't touch that! (tries to do a split but her leg falls off)
Merle: Oh my gosh! Her leg fell off! Get Pomfrey! Get a pizza!
Hermione: How's a pizza gonna help me?
Merle: It won't. I'm hungry.
Neville: (gets his potion right) Woohoo! YEAH! I got it right! (jumps on the table and does this weird dance, knocking everything off)
Severus: Longbottom! Ten points from…ah, screw it.
Neville: YAY! I don't get punished!
Severus: NO! You have detention!
Neville: Aww.
Harry: Yeah! You get to fight THE COLESLAW OF DOOM!!! Fun stuff.
Ron: And you get to fight with *dundundun* FISH!
Eira: Eww fish is icky.
Ron: Fish is good. Yummy fish.
Eira: Eww…
Eva: (hugs Ron)
Eira: NO! HE'S MINE! BACK OFF!
Eva: You wanna go for it, eh? (tears off her robe-cape thingy and puts her fists up) Come on! I'll beat you to a pulp!
Eira: (imitates Eva) I'll show you what boxing's for! (takes a swing at Eva and misses) Damn! (takes another swing and misses) Damn!
Krissy: Go Eira!
Eva: HEY!
Krissy: Go Eva!
Eira: HEY!
Krissy: Go Eva, go Eira! Go Eira, go Eva!
Eva/Eira: Better.
~the bell rings~
Severus: Okay, get the hell out of my class. I'm tired of you two bitching at each other.
Eira: But we just got started!
Eva: Damn.
~everyone leaves~
A/N: MUHAHAHA! LOL. Review, dammit, review!
