Harry: (shouting at Severus) YOU KILLED MY MUM!

Severus: Sit down.

Harry: Shut up.

Severus: Don't you tell me to shut up! You kick my dog!

Harry: No.

Severus: DON'T LIE YOU F***ER!

Harry: What?!?! Don't call me a f***er! You say bad word!

Ron: Look everybody! I have spiked hair! (stands on the table and does an absurd dance)

Eva: (pats Ron's hair) Pointy.

Krissy: Get down!

Severus: Thank you.

Krissy: Do that funky thing! Shake yo' ass! Show me what'choo got!

Severus: NOT WHAT I MEANT! 20 points from Ravenclaw!

Harry: Why?

Severus: Because I feel like it.

Hermione: w00t w00t I'm a cheerleader now!

Merle: YAY! Hermione's a cheerleader! Do a cheer!

Hermione: Okay! (gets scarlet and gold pompoms and waves them around) Oh my GOSH that's COWABUNGA, DUDE! Don't touch that! (tries to do a split but her leg falls off)

Merle: Oh my gosh! Her leg fell off! Get Pomfrey! Get a pizza!

Hermione: How's a pizza gonna help me?

Merle: It won't. I'm hungry.

Neville: (gets his potion right) Woohoo! YEAH! I got it right! (jumps on the table and does this weird dance, knocking everything off)

Severus: Longbottom! Ten points from…ah, screw it.

Neville: YAY! I don't get punished!

Severus: NO! You have detention!

Neville: Aww.

Harry: Yeah! You get to fight THE COLESLAW OF DOOM!!! Fun stuff.

Ron: And you get to fight with *dundundun* FISH!

Eira: Eww fish is icky.

Ron: Fish is good. Yummy fish.

Eira: Eww…

Eva: (hugs Ron)

Eira: NO! HE'S MINE! BACK OFF!

Eva: You wanna go for it, eh? (tears off her robe-cape thingy and puts her fists up) Come on! I'll beat you to a pulp!

Eira: (imitates Eva) I'll show you what boxing's for! (takes a swing at Eva and misses) Damn! (takes another swing and misses) Damn!

Krissy: Go Eira!

Eva: HEY!

Krissy: Go Eva!

Eira: HEY!

Krissy: Go Eva, go Eira! Go Eira, go Eva!

Eva/Eira: Better.

~the bell rings~

Severus: Okay, get the hell out of my class. I'm tired of you two bitching at each other.

Eira: But we just got started!

Eva: Damn.

~everyone leaves~

A/N: MUHAHAHA! LOL. Review, dammit, review!