Ron: (his potion is turning bright pink) Arg…what did I do?!

Merle: O_o; (goes over to check) MR WEASLEY! DUCK!

(the potion explodes)

Ron: …I wasn't supposed to add the porcupine quills yet, huh?

Merle: Nope…

Severus: Ten points from Gryffindor and detention, Weasley!

Merle: SEVERUS! The boy just blew up a potion! That happens about ten times a day, what're you playing at?!

Severus: Dunno…

Merle: (rolls eyes) LET'S LIMBO!!

EE: O_o;

Eva: …She had too much coffee this morning, didn't she?

Severus: No, I think she had too much of that stuff Sirius Black passes out…

Sirius: (pokes his head in) HEY, MERLE! You owe me £10 for that bottle of…(notices all the students)…er, nevermind…

Severus: O_O; (grabs Merle by the shoulders and shakes her roughly) CHARTON WHAT THE HELL IS HE FEEDING YOU?!

Krissy: Possibly crack…

Hermione: But that's not allowed, is it?

Merle: (shrugs) Who cares?

Draco: I dooo!! Promise youuu!!

EE: (stare at Draco)

Draco: (jumps onto the table thingy and starts singing "I Do" from 98º)

Merle: AGH!! It's a Muggle song!! KILL IT, KILL IT!!

Ron: Gladly! (starts marching towards Draco)

Severus: o_o' Weasley, get off the table or I'll take this bottle of thingies here (points to bottle of potion ingredients on his desk) and throw them at you…

Ron: O_o; (gets down and walks back to his seat, his head hanging)

Eira: Aww…Professor, can I beat you up again?

Severus: o_O;; No!!

Merle: YEAH! GO AHEAD!

Eira: Cool! (jumps up to the front of the room and starts beating on Severus)

Severus: OW! One—OW—hundred—ACK—points from—OW!—Gryffindor—OW—and deten—OW—detention!!!

Eira: …Aw, crap. Wait a minute…I'm a Ravenclaw, Professor!

Severus: Then what are you doing in this class?

Eira: (shrugs) The author wanted to keep me in.

Severus: (looks scared) The AUTHOR? You mean there are people WRITING about US?

Eira: Yep. There's plenty of them and I've read some of their work.

Severus: O_o Is it good?

Eira: (looks like she's trying to fight back a laugh) Yes…

Severus: What are they saying about me…?

Eira: (bursts out laughing)

Severus: o_o;

Eira: You…(laughs) You don't want to know…

Severus: o_O;; TELL ME NOW, GIRL!

Eira: HALF OF THEM ARE IN LOVE WITH YOU!

Severus: …

Merle: (cracking up)

Severus: --' Aw, shut it, Charton…

(about half of the students are laughing and the other half look scared)

Severus: THAT'S IT! CLASS DISMISSED! (walks back to his office, looking very annoyed and scared)

Sirius: When is Merle going to pay me?

Merle: Later, Sirius…

Sirius: Gimme my £10 _;

Merle: Oh fine fine (gives Sirius £10)

Sirius: YAY!!

(random monkey comes and steals the £10)

Sirius: HEY!! Why you little—(runs after the monkey trying to get back the money)

Monkey: £_£ Money is fun!!

Sirius: O_O! IT CAN TALK!

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Disclaimer: I own Merle and only Merle. Krissy, Eva, and Eira own themselves, and the Goddess J.K. Rowling owns the rest of them. I own the plot so don't steal it. Anyone who steals any of the original characters or the plot and claiming them for their own WILL BE BEATEN UNTIL UNCONSIOUS WITH A STICK, and Krissy is allowed to stab them. And OH YEAH! Eira's a Ravenclaw but I don't give a damn about that because she's my friend and she'll just be in Gryffindor in this fic because I want her in this fic, and otherwise it'd be really messed up…lol.