Ron: (his potion is turning bright pink) Arg…what did I do?!
Merle: O_o; (goes over to check) MR WEASLEY! DUCK!
(the potion explodes)
Ron: …I wasn't supposed to add the porcupine quills yet, huh?
Merle: Nope…
Severus: Ten points from Gryffindor and detention, Weasley!
Merle: SEVERUS! The boy just blew up a potion! That happens about ten times a day, what're you playing at?!
Severus: Dunno…
Merle: (rolls eyes) LET'S LIMBO!!
EE: O_o;
Eva: …She had too much coffee this morning, didn't she?
Severus: No, I think she had too much of that stuff Sirius Black passes out…
Sirius: (pokes his head in) HEY, MERLE! You owe me £10 for that bottle of…(notices all the students)…er, nevermind…
Severus: O_O; (grabs Merle by the shoulders and shakes her roughly) CHARTON WHAT THE HELL IS HE FEEDING YOU?!
Krissy: Possibly crack…
Hermione: But that's not allowed, is it?
Merle: (shrugs) Who cares?
Draco: I dooo!! Promise youuu!!
EE: (stare at Draco)
Draco: (jumps onto the table thingy and starts singing "I Do" from 98º)
Merle: AGH!! It's a Muggle song!! KILL IT, KILL IT!!
Ron: Gladly! (starts marching towards Draco)
Severus: o_o' Weasley, get off the table or I'll take this bottle of thingies here (points to bottle of potion ingredients on his desk) and throw them at you…
Ron: O_o; (gets down and walks back to his seat, his head hanging)
Eira: Aww…Professor, can I beat you up again?
Severus: o_O;; No!!
Merle: YEAH! GO AHEAD!
Eira: Cool! (jumps up to the front of the room and starts beating on Severus)
Severus: OW! One—OW—hundred—ACK—points from—OW!—Gryffindor—OW—and deten—OW—detention!!!
Eira: …Aw, crap. Wait a minute…I'm a Ravenclaw, Professor!
Severus: Then what are you doing in this class?
Eira: (shrugs) The author wanted to keep me in.
Severus: (looks scared) The AUTHOR? You mean there are people WRITING about US?
Eira: Yep. There's plenty of them and I've read some of their work.
Severus: O_o Is it good?
Eira: (looks like she's trying to fight back a laugh) Yes…
Severus: What are they saying about me…?
Eira: (bursts out laughing)
Severus: o_o;
Eira: You…(laughs) You don't want to know…
Severus: o_O;; TELL ME NOW, GIRL!
Eira: HALF OF THEM ARE IN LOVE WITH YOU!
Severus: …
Merle: (cracking up)
Severus: --' Aw, shut it, Charton…
(about half of the students are laughing and the other half look scared)
Severus: THAT'S IT! CLASS DISMISSED! (walks back to his office, looking very annoyed and scared)
Sirius: When is Merle going to pay me?
Merle: Later, Sirius…
Sirius: Gimme my £10 _;
Merle: Oh fine fine (gives Sirius £10)
Sirius: YAY!!
(random monkey comes and steals the £10)
Sirius: HEY!! Why you little—(runs after the monkey trying to get back the money)
Monkey: £_£ Money is fun!!
Sirius: O_O! IT CAN TALK!
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Disclaimer: I own Merle and only Merle. Krissy, Eva, and Eira own themselves, and the Goddess J.K. Rowling owns the rest of them. I own the plot so don't steal it. Anyone who steals any of the original characters or the plot and claiming them for their own WILL BE BEATEN UNTIL UNCONSIOUS WITH A STICK, and Krissy is allowed to stab them. And OH YEAH! Eira's a Ravenclaw but I don't give a damn about that because she's my friend and she'll just be in Gryffindor in this fic because I want her in this fic, and otherwise it'd be really messed up…lol.
