Tamarushii Eva: Whoa, whoa, Eva. Calm down.

Auroress 13: Auroress, I'm sure you have your own tastes in fics. No, this was not written by four-year-olds, but some people actually like those plot-less humor fics. Notice all the people that have reviewed that actually like it. / The four original characters are not mary-sues, don't even begin to think they are. Just because a character is original does not mean they are a mary-sue. Do you even know what a mary-sue is? / Yes, Snape is out of character. Most of the characters are OOC, and that's where some of the humor comes from. / Open up a little. Geez.

Krissy: Wai wai! Ke ki! ^_^

Eira: Uh, Krissy, wrong setting.

Krissy: Really? Damn.

Ron: (bounces off the walls again) Whoa-oh!

Harry: And I'm looking like a fool again! Whoa-oh!

Draco: Threw away my reputation!

Hermione: One more song for the radio station…

Ron: I'm bouncing off the walls again! Whoa-oh!

Harry: I'm looking like a fool again! Whoa-oh!

Draco: Waking up on the bathroom floor,

Hermione: Pull myself back together just to fall once more…

Ron: And my heart's beating out of my chest—

Severus: (walks in with Merle) What the…

Merle: I think your classroom has just morphed into a kareoke bar.

Severus: x_X

Ron: Mummy and daddy got the best cocaine

Harry: Ritalin's never gonna feel the same
Draco: Twenty-four hours on an empty brain
Hermione: I got my finger on the trigger and you're in my way

Eva: STOP IT!!! X_x;;

Ron: (snaps fingers) Next time.

Severus: No next ti—

Krissy: THE HIILLS ARE ALIVE!!! WITH THE SOUND OF MUUUUUUUUUSIC…

Severus: Gah…my own niece…

Merle: Miss Serp! Sit down and shut up!

Krissy: -.-;

(suddenly something sticks Merle in the ass, she pulls it out and glares at it)

Severus: Seems to be some kind of dart—

Merle: My face to the sky, dreaming about just how high…
Severus: Oh shit.

Merle: I could go and if I'll know when I finally get there

Krissy: Taking off my glasses, sun pokes through my lashes
Draco: Uh oh.

Krissy: And somehow I know there's a time for every star to shine

All girls in the room: Everybody got their something, everybody got their something
All guys in the room: x_X;;

Girls: Make you smile like an itty bitty child

Eira: People keeping score say better hurry up and get yours
Ron: Not you too!

Eira: 'Cause somebody else got your spot before you even dropped

Eva: Seek and you shall find everything in my own sweet time
Seamus: x_X''

Eva: I'll take my chances with what I believe is only mine

Merle: Busy holding on so the roof don't fly, keep you from moving on so get it right, turn the tide over like a love song, like a butterfly, believe if you hand it over you'll come out all right

Girls: Everybody got their someth—

Guys: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girls: Aw.

Krissy: We didn't get to finish the song!

Merle: We'll get to finish it in the author's next chapter of Snape's Revenge.

Severus: Ah, sweet revenge. Wait…what am I getting revenge for?!

Merle: )

Minerva: (pops in) )

Severus: O_o;;

Merle/Minerva: =)

Severus: This can't be good.

Eira/Eva: You don't want to know.

Merle/Minerva: =)

Draco: Sevviekins gets smashed by a hammer!

EE: O_o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Draco: ^.^

Krissy: That can't be a good sign.

Severus: It's all the singing! You've melted his brain!

Draco: o.o (hugs Severus)

Severus: Ack x_X

Merle: That's not what happens, anyways.

Dan: If that fic is short I'm not going to read it..

Severus: How did you get here? You were expelled a while ago…

Merle: The author…

Dan: The author wanted to put me in her fic XD

Merle: At least he's not a Hufflepuff

Harry: (grumbles about how he has to share a room with Dan)

Ron: (joins Harry in grumbling)

Seamus: (joins Harry and Ron)

Dean: (joins Harry, Ron, and Seamus)

Neville: (joins Harry, Ron, Seamus, and Dean)

Dan: -_-' What's wrong with me?

Ron: *coughdumbasscough*

Dan: Well, at least the author likes me.

Eva: (pours water on Dan)

Dan: x_X;;

Eira: Okay okay stop.

Dan: Yay! Someone else likes me too!

Eira: I never said that.

Dan: Aw.

Kevin: Why am I here?

Severus: (throws hands in the air) What's with all the original characters?!

Merle: (whacks Severus)

Severus: Oh…right. You're original…

Merle: ^_^

(the bell rings and all the students rush out)

Severus: (screams in annoyance) WHAT'S UP WITH THIS?!

……

^_^ Review! Flames are welcome but will only be made fun of and shot back.

Disclaimer: I own Merle. Eva, Eira, Krissy, Dan, and Kevin own themselves, and J.K. Rowling owns the rest. Steal anything and we will hunt you down and do bad things to you.