Tamarushii Eva: Whoa, whoa, Eva. Calm down.
Auroress 13: Auroress, I'm sure you have your own tastes in fics. No, this was not written by four-year-olds, but some people actually like those plot-less humor fics. Notice all the people that have reviewed that actually like it. / The four original characters are not mary-sues, don't even begin to think they are. Just because a character is original does not mean they are a mary-sue. Do you even know what a mary-sue is? / Yes, Snape is out of character. Most of the characters are OOC, and that's where some of the humor comes from. / Open up a little. Geez.
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Krissy: Wai wai! Ke ki! ^_^
Eira: Uh, Krissy, wrong setting.
Krissy: Really? Damn.
Ron: (bounces off the walls again) Whoa-oh!
Harry: And I'm looking like a fool again! Whoa-oh!
Draco: Threw away my reputation!
Hermione: One more song for the radio station…
Ron: I'm bouncing off the walls again! Whoa-oh!
Harry: I'm looking like a fool again! Whoa-oh!
Draco: Waking up on the bathroom floor,
Hermione: Pull myself back together just to fall once more…
Ron: And my heart's beating out of my chest—
Severus: (walks in with Merle) What the…
Merle: I think your classroom has just morphed into a kareoke bar.
Severus: x_X
Ron: Mummy and daddy got the best cocaine
Harry: Ritalin's never gonna feel the same
Draco: Twenty-four hours on an empty brain
Hermione: I got my finger on the trigger and you're in my way
Eva: STOP IT!!! X_x;;
Ron: (snaps fingers) Next time.
Severus: No next ti—
Krissy: THE HIILLS ARE ALIVE!!! WITH THE SOUND OF MUUUUUUUUUSIC…
Severus: Gah…my own niece…
Merle: Miss Serp! Sit down and shut up!
Krissy: -.-;
(suddenly something sticks Merle in the ass, she pulls it out and glares at it)
Severus: Seems to be some kind of dart—
Merle: My face to the sky, dreaming about just how high…
Severus: Oh shit.
Merle: I could go and if I'll know when I finally get there
Krissy: Taking off my glasses, sun pokes through my lashes
Draco: Uh oh.
Krissy: And somehow I know there's a time for every star to shine
All girls in the room: Everybody got their something, everybody got their something
All guys in the room: x_X;;
Girls: Make you smile like an itty bitty child
Eira: People keeping score say better hurry up and get yours
Ron: Not you too!
Eira: 'Cause somebody else got your spot before you even dropped
Eva: Seek and you shall find everything in my own sweet time
Seamus: x_X''
Eva: I'll take my chances with what I believe is only mine
Merle: Busy holding on so the roof don't fly, keep you from moving on so get it right, turn the tide over like a love song, like a butterfly, believe if you hand it over you'll come out all right
Girls: Everybody got their someth—
Guys: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls: Aw.
Krissy: We didn't get to finish the song!
Merle: We'll get to finish it in the author's next chapter of Snape's Revenge.
Severus: Ah, sweet revenge. Wait…what am I getting revenge for?!
Merle: )
Minerva: (pops in) )
Severus: O_o;;
Merle/Minerva: =)
Severus: This can't be good.
Eira/Eva: You don't want to know.
Merle/Minerva: =)
Draco: Sevviekins gets smashed by a hammer!
EE: O_o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Draco: ^.^
Krissy: That can't be a good sign.
Severus: It's all the singing! You've melted his brain!
Draco: o.o (hugs Severus)
Severus: Ack x_X
Merle: That's not what happens, anyways.
Dan: If that fic is short I'm not going to read it..
Severus: How did you get here? You were expelled a while ago…
Merle: The author…
Dan: The author wanted to put me in her fic XD
Merle: At least he's not a Hufflepuff
Harry: (grumbles about how he has to share a room with Dan)
Ron: (joins Harry in grumbling)
Seamus: (joins Harry and Ron)
Dean: (joins Harry, Ron, and Seamus)
Neville: (joins Harry, Ron, Seamus, and Dean)
Dan: -_-' What's wrong with me?
Ron: *coughdumbasscough*
Dan: Well, at least the author likes me.
Eva: (pours water on Dan)
Dan: x_X;;
Eira: Okay okay stop.
Dan: Yay! Someone else likes me too!
Eira: I never said that.
Dan: Aw.
Kevin: Why am I here?
Severus: (throws hands in the air) What's with all the original characters?!
Merle: (whacks Severus)
Severus: Oh…right. You're original…
Merle: ^_^
(the bell rings and all the students rush out)
Severus: (screams in annoyance) WHAT'S UP WITH THIS?!
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^_^ Review! Flames are welcome but will only be made fun of and shot back.
Disclaimer: I own Merle. Eva, Eira, Krissy, Dan, and Kevin own themselves, and J.K. Rowling owns the rest. Steal anything and we will hunt you down and do bad things to you.
