Chapter 2
Yep, I'm back!!! By the number of reviews, I guess this story isn't very popular, but then, it wasn't meant to be good, I just wanted to grab the idea before anyone else did. So sue me. Oops. I FORGOT THE DISCLAIMER!!! oh well, nevermind, no one will notice, lalala...who am I kidding /starts typing frantically/ Inuyasha is not mine, sob sob, sniffle sniffle, now on with the fic!
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'KYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!'
In the normal order of things in feudal Japan, that scream should have been indicative of some life threatening danger, such as a crazed, obsessed, ravenous youkai.
And it was…in a way.
'INUYASHA!!! Get OFF!!!'
The slavering hanyou took no notice, retaining his perch on Kagome's pack. 'Ooooh! Ramen! Ramenramenramenramen…'
Kagome sighed. 'You could have at least waited until I got OUT of the well!'
She had been pulling herself out of the Bone-Eater's Well when she was suddenly jumped by Inuyasha, who was currently somehow managing to keep hold of her pack with one hand and search inside for ramen (duh!) with the other. The only thing saving them from a painful 'splat' on the bottom of the well was her rapidly numbing fingers clinging to the edge.
Kagome tried one last time to lever herself and the hanyou up and failed.
'Inuyasha? Some help would be nice?'
'Ramenramenramen…'
'I rue the day I ever introduced you to modern food,' Kagome growled. 'Look, if you get off RIGHT NOW I will MAKE you some damn ramen, okay?'
The psychotic demon shot up into the sky happily yelling 'RAMEN!', leaving Kagome to painfully pull herself out.
'My nails are never gonna be the same again,' she moaned. She dug in her pack for the cups of ramen she had scavenged from home.
Inuyasha landed right in front of her, a big grin on his face and drool running down his chin. 'RAMEN!'
'KYAA!!!"
Kagome threw the cooking cup of noodles right at him.
/SPLAT/
'Eheh…sorry, Inuyasha. Reflex.' She waved her hand in front of his face. 'Inuyasha?'
The hanyou just stood there, a blissful smile on his face, noodles in his hair and soup running down the back of his neck. 'Ramen…' he whispered before passing out completely.
'Geez, what got into him?' Kagome wondered, as the rest of the troupe ran towards them, drawn by the noise and shouts of 'RAAAMEEEEN!!!'
'Shippo turned into a giant cup of ramen and followed him around everywhere' Sango said, trying not to laugh. 'I think he was just trying to drive him completely insane…Looks like it worked too well.'
Miroku stared down at the unconscious hanyou. 'Urgh. Did you have to be so drastic, Kagome-sama? He is not a pretty sight.'
'Huh?' Inuyasha blinked and got up unsteadily. 'Who's not a pretty sight? And WHY in HELL am I COVERED in RAMEN?!'
Sesshoumaru watched the little 'ramen drama' unfold before him from the vantage point of an overhanging tree branch, a hint of amusement twitching at the corner of his mouth. He had been observing the troupe of shard- hunters for the last few days, noting meticulously how Inuyasha acted to every member of the group.
'Soon. The time will come soon,' he thought, standing and taking to the air. His masking spell would wear off soon, and he did not relish the thought of another battle with his brother just at the moment. No, first he had to return to Rin and Jaken, and set in place the final foundations for his plan.
Oooo… I wonder what will happen? I'll have the next chapter up really soon (if SOMEBODY will just friggin' review!!!) Arigato to Akari-chan who's been a real lifesaver. Until later!
Yep, I'm back!!! By the number of reviews, I guess this story isn't very popular, but then, it wasn't meant to be good, I just wanted to grab the idea before anyone else did. So sue me. Oops. I FORGOT THE DISCLAIMER!!! oh well, nevermind, no one will notice, lalala...who am I kidding /starts typing frantically/ Inuyasha is not mine, sob sob, sniffle sniffle, now on with the fic!
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emphasis
'KYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!'
In the normal order of things in feudal Japan, that scream should have been indicative of some life threatening danger, such as a crazed, obsessed, ravenous youkai.
And it was…in a way.
'INUYASHA!!! Get OFF!!!'
The slavering hanyou took no notice, retaining his perch on Kagome's pack. 'Ooooh! Ramen! Ramenramenramenramen…'
Kagome sighed. 'You could have at least waited until I got OUT of the well!'
She had been pulling herself out of the Bone-Eater's Well when she was suddenly jumped by Inuyasha, who was currently somehow managing to keep hold of her pack with one hand and search inside for ramen (duh!) with the other. The only thing saving them from a painful 'splat' on the bottom of the well was her rapidly numbing fingers clinging to the edge.
Kagome tried one last time to lever herself and the hanyou up and failed.
'Inuyasha? Some help would be nice?'
'Ramenramenramen…'
'I rue the day I ever introduced you to modern food,' Kagome growled. 'Look, if you get off RIGHT NOW I will MAKE you some damn ramen, okay?'
The psychotic demon shot up into the sky happily yelling 'RAMEN!', leaving Kagome to painfully pull herself out.
'My nails are never gonna be the same again,' she moaned. She dug in her pack for the cups of ramen she had scavenged from home.
Inuyasha landed right in front of her, a big grin on his face and drool running down his chin. 'RAMEN!'
'KYAA!!!"
Kagome threw the cooking cup of noodles right at him.
/SPLAT/
'Eheh…sorry, Inuyasha. Reflex.' She waved her hand in front of his face. 'Inuyasha?'
The hanyou just stood there, a blissful smile on his face, noodles in his hair and soup running down the back of his neck. 'Ramen…' he whispered before passing out completely.
'Geez, what got into him?' Kagome wondered, as the rest of the troupe ran towards them, drawn by the noise and shouts of 'RAAAMEEEEN!!!'
'Shippo turned into a giant cup of ramen and followed him around everywhere' Sango said, trying not to laugh. 'I think he was just trying to drive him completely insane…Looks like it worked too well.'
Miroku stared down at the unconscious hanyou. 'Urgh. Did you have to be so drastic, Kagome-sama? He is not a pretty sight.'
'Huh?' Inuyasha blinked and got up unsteadily. 'Who's not a pretty sight? And WHY in HELL am I COVERED in RAMEN?!'
Sesshoumaru watched the little 'ramen drama' unfold before him from the vantage point of an overhanging tree branch, a hint of amusement twitching at the corner of his mouth. He had been observing the troupe of shard- hunters for the last few days, noting meticulously how Inuyasha acted to every member of the group.
'Soon. The time will come soon,' he thought, standing and taking to the air. His masking spell would wear off soon, and he did not relish the thought of another battle with his brother just at the moment. No, first he had to return to Rin and Jaken, and set in place the final foundations for his plan.
Oooo… I wonder what will happen? I'll have the next chapter up really soon (if SOMEBODY will just friggin' review!!!) Arigato to Akari-chan who's been a real lifesaver. Until later!
