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The Taco Boy
It was such a surprise that Hikari and my relationship remained the same ever since we met at the digital world. Even when we started growing up and she started her pretty growth spurt. But...Hikari's always been pretty to me. She's the only girl buddy I've ever had that seemed to know everything about guys. Maybe it's because her brother is the thick-headed Taichi. Hey, I think Taichi's cool, but sometimes, he reminds me of Jun. Why? Because he has an obsession with the Mia Ham of Japan, Sora Takenouchi. They used to be cool with each other and were like the closest friends until nii-san came along. He became Taichi's best friend and Sora's boyfriend...for a while that is. After that "while" Sora broke up with him because she wanted to pursue her soccer career and he got mad because of that. Taichi on the other hand was ecstatic. Yamato found out and now the two aren't the best of friends.
Enough of them.
Sunday morning arrived and I was worn out. My alarm clock rang all of a sudden so I quickly shut it off.
Beep. Beep. Beep.
I slowly turned to see another alarm clock. What?
I turned it off.
Riiiiiiiing. Riiiiiiing.
What in the world was going on? Just next to the first alarm clock was another one. I hit the button hard, turning it off. I grabbed my pillow and sank back into my warm bed. I smiled...until. Two alarm clocks began to ring. I stood up, letting my hair stand in a position that looked better when I was lying down.
There, around my room, was a bunch of clocks, buzzing, ringing, beeping. I wish at times that I did not have a creative mother.
"MOM!!" I shouted as I rose from bed and entered her room. She was sitting silently at her desk, reading the paper and drinking her usual decaf.
"Yes baby?" she asked.
"What was that all about?" I asked with a tone of boyishness.
"What was what all about?" she asked as if she didn't know.
"Alarm clocks? Very funny," I said as I walked back to my room. By that time, they all stopped. I smiled and decided to go back to bed.
As soon as my head touched the pillow, they began once again.
"AAAHHHH!! Can't a guy take a darn-scrapping nap here?" Me and my strange swear words.
"Hey, bro'. Ready for a night out?" Yamato said, walking straight into my bedroom holding a remote. I glared daggers at the older blond one. So it wasn't Mom.
"When did you get here?" I asked.
"Just a couple minutes ago. I wanted to test Koushiro's little prank invention. Pretty cool huh?" he asked with a smirk. I sulked into my bed.
"Can you go away for a couple seconds while I dream of rabbits and rainbows, teddy bears and squirrels?" I asked.
"Who are you? Bubbles?"
"Yes Yamato, I am a large headed Powerpuff girl with pigtails."
"At least you got the blond hair covered." I sweatdropped.
"Fine, I'll go on your little night cruise. Just give me five minutes." I fell on my bed and instantly went to sleep.
So the minutes passed and Yamato took me out to town. It was amazing how much people were awake at this time. I yawned as I got out of Yamato's car and walked into Walgreens with him. While there, he met up with one of his buddies and started to talk. I continued my yawning frenzy and went to the candy aisle.
To my unwanted surprise, there stood my ex-girlfriend, Catherine.
She stared at me and smiled. I couldn't think of anything else to do so I smiled back. Hey! I was being polite.
"Well, well, if it isn't the heart throb. How much hearts have you broken now Takaishi?" she asked in her smooth, sexy way.
"None...actually. I was just...deciding on...maybe not hurting anymore beautiful girls like you," I said. Oh man, was I flirting with her? No! I can't do this. I'm leading her on.
"Oh really?" she said with a devious smile plastered to her face.
"Um..yeah...I guess," I said. I randomly picked up a bag of chips.
"So I guess I'll see you around," she said. Most 15-year-olds I knew were keen to innocence, but this girl was just plain bad at being the good girl. I remember the week after our break-up clearly. A week filled with pranks. She was the reason I got fired from my last job. But even before that, she had gotten me into more trouble at school than I can imagine.
Monday: She turned my bag for basketball practice into a make-up bag. I had a lot of explaining to do with the other guys
Tuesday: She had seen me with my brother's hair gel and had replaced it with anti-hair cream. I had a bald spot like those Rogaine guys in commercials.
Wednesday: I had just gone over Daisuke's house after practice with a bunch of skateboarding tapes that I thought were really cool and she replaced them with Richard Simmon's excersize tapes. *Shudder*
Thursday: Of course, now I was cautious, but on that day, it didn't seem as if anything bad was going to happen to me...until I saw girls staring at me in this strange way. Usually, girls don't stare at me anyways, so it surprised me. Then I heard from Daisuke. Catherine had spread a rumor that I had a bunny tattoo on my shoulder. I sighed.
Friday: I had approached her telling her that I've had enough of her pranks and that I was just being a teenager and being responsible as to not hurt her feelings...and yadayadayada. She wasn't paying attention anyways. Instead, she dumped a large pile of Sloppy Joe's sauce on my head. Principal Ayugai came out and Catherine began crying, saying that I was trying to force her to start a food fight. I got a month's detention.
I know it doesn't sound as bad as it actually is, but does a guy need that punishment? I wasn't even trying to be mean when we broke it off.
I stared back at her. She was finer than ever. Her long golden locks swayed from side to side as she slowly walked away in her knee-high pink skirt and white tanktop. She always walked that way. It was the "Look-At-Me" walk. The one she uses to all her ex-boyfriends. We all miss her.
I was about to turn when she called out. "Hey Takaishi."
"Yeah?" I answered.
"Call me."
And that was that. Would this actually be a worth while thing to do? Hm...
A/N: Hey, are you allowed to say "sexy" in a G-rated fic? Anyways, please R&R and remember, drugs are bad for you!!
The Taco Boy
It was such a surprise that Hikari and my relationship remained the same ever since we met at the digital world. Even when we started growing up and she started her pretty growth spurt. But...Hikari's always been pretty to me. She's the only girl buddy I've ever had that seemed to know everything about guys. Maybe it's because her brother is the thick-headed Taichi. Hey, I think Taichi's cool, but sometimes, he reminds me of Jun. Why? Because he has an obsession with the Mia Ham of Japan, Sora Takenouchi. They used to be cool with each other and were like the closest friends until nii-san came along. He became Taichi's best friend and Sora's boyfriend...for a while that is. After that "while" Sora broke up with him because she wanted to pursue her soccer career and he got mad because of that. Taichi on the other hand was ecstatic. Yamato found out and now the two aren't the best of friends.
Enough of them.
Sunday morning arrived and I was worn out. My alarm clock rang all of a sudden so I quickly shut it off.
Beep. Beep. Beep.
I slowly turned to see another alarm clock. What?
I turned it off.
Riiiiiiiing. Riiiiiiing.
What in the world was going on? Just next to the first alarm clock was another one. I hit the button hard, turning it off. I grabbed my pillow and sank back into my warm bed. I smiled...until. Two alarm clocks began to ring. I stood up, letting my hair stand in a position that looked better when I was lying down.
There, around my room, was a bunch of clocks, buzzing, ringing, beeping. I wish at times that I did not have a creative mother.
"MOM!!" I shouted as I rose from bed and entered her room. She was sitting silently at her desk, reading the paper and drinking her usual decaf.
"Yes baby?" she asked.
"What was that all about?" I asked with a tone of boyishness.
"What was what all about?" she asked as if she didn't know.
"Alarm clocks? Very funny," I said as I walked back to my room. By that time, they all stopped. I smiled and decided to go back to bed.
As soon as my head touched the pillow, they began once again.
"AAAHHHH!! Can't a guy take a darn-scrapping nap here?" Me and my strange swear words.
"Hey, bro'. Ready for a night out?" Yamato said, walking straight into my bedroom holding a remote. I glared daggers at the older blond one. So it wasn't Mom.
"When did you get here?" I asked.
"Just a couple minutes ago. I wanted to test Koushiro's little prank invention. Pretty cool huh?" he asked with a smirk. I sulked into my bed.
"Can you go away for a couple seconds while I dream of rabbits and rainbows, teddy bears and squirrels?" I asked.
"Who are you? Bubbles?"
"Yes Yamato, I am a large headed Powerpuff girl with pigtails."
"At least you got the blond hair covered." I sweatdropped.
"Fine, I'll go on your little night cruise. Just give me five minutes." I fell on my bed and instantly went to sleep.
So the minutes passed and Yamato took me out to town. It was amazing how much people were awake at this time. I yawned as I got out of Yamato's car and walked into Walgreens with him. While there, he met up with one of his buddies and started to talk. I continued my yawning frenzy and went to the candy aisle.
To my unwanted surprise, there stood my ex-girlfriend, Catherine.
She stared at me and smiled. I couldn't think of anything else to do so I smiled back. Hey! I was being polite.
"Well, well, if it isn't the heart throb. How much hearts have you broken now Takaishi?" she asked in her smooth, sexy way.
"None...actually. I was just...deciding on...maybe not hurting anymore beautiful girls like you," I said. Oh man, was I flirting with her? No! I can't do this. I'm leading her on.
"Oh really?" she said with a devious smile plastered to her face.
"Um..yeah...I guess," I said. I randomly picked up a bag of chips.
"So I guess I'll see you around," she said. Most 15-year-olds I knew were keen to innocence, but this girl was just plain bad at being the good girl. I remember the week after our break-up clearly. A week filled with pranks. She was the reason I got fired from my last job. But even before that, she had gotten me into more trouble at school than I can imagine.
Monday: She turned my bag for basketball practice into a make-up bag. I had a lot of explaining to do with the other guys
Tuesday: She had seen me with my brother's hair gel and had replaced it with anti-hair cream. I had a bald spot like those Rogaine guys in commercials.
Wednesday: I had just gone over Daisuke's house after practice with a bunch of skateboarding tapes that I thought were really cool and she replaced them with Richard Simmon's excersize tapes. *Shudder*
Thursday: Of course, now I was cautious, but on that day, it didn't seem as if anything bad was going to happen to me...until I saw girls staring at me in this strange way. Usually, girls don't stare at me anyways, so it surprised me. Then I heard from Daisuke. Catherine had spread a rumor that I had a bunny tattoo on my shoulder. I sighed.
Friday: I had approached her telling her that I've had enough of her pranks and that I was just being a teenager and being responsible as to not hurt her feelings...and yadayadayada. She wasn't paying attention anyways. Instead, she dumped a large pile of Sloppy Joe's sauce on my head. Principal Ayugai came out and Catherine began crying, saying that I was trying to force her to start a food fight. I got a month's detention.
I know it doesn't sound as bad as it actually is, but does a guy need that punishment? I wasn't even trying to be mean when we broke it off.
I stared back at her. She was finer than ever. Her long golden locks swayed from side to side as she slowly walked away in her knee-high pink skirt and white tanktop. She always walked that way. It was the "Look-At-Me" walk. The one she uses to all her ex-boyfriends. We all miss her.
I was about to turn when she called out. "Hey Takaishi."
"Yeah?" I answered.
"Call me."
And that was that. Would this actually be a worth while thing to do? Hm...
A/N: Hey, are you allowed to say "sexy" in a G-rated fic? Anyways, please R&R and remember, drugs are bad for you!!
