Last chapter sniff sniff …not that anyone except Fluffy tail-lovers will
really care.
In the nearby village, the sounds of a youkai battle had made most of the peasants flee or barricade themselves in their homes.
But one little girl just sat in the middle of the street, among all the deserted treasures and belongings.
She saw a figure leap high into the air, saw the fluffy white tail trailing behind it.
A look of pure happiness spread over her face, and she grinned a gap- toothed grin. 'Sesshoumaru-sama!' she shouted, and ran towards the battlefield.
***
'Damn you, Sesshoumaru,' shouted Inuyasha, contorting Sesshoumaru's perfect face with hate. 'Give me back MY sword and MY body!'
'Dear, dear,' sneered Sesshoumaru. 'Since you beg so, I shall. A runt like you is unworthy to be a full youkai.'
He threw the Tetsusaiga at Inuyasha. 'Take the sword.' For when we regain our bodies, 'I' shall be holding it…
Inuyasha charged at Sesshoumaru, brandishing the Tetsusaiga, while Sesshoumaru began to recite the words of the returning spell. The ball of ki in his hands grew bigger and bigger, but as Inuyasha came into range and he recited the final words…
A tiny girl ran in between the two youkai. 'Sesshoumaru-sama!!!'
And Sesshoumaru's eyes grew wide with dismay.
'RIN!!!'
KA-BOOOM
***
After the ki blast had dissipated, Kagome ran over to Inuyasha's body. 'INUYASHA!!!'
'Ungh…' groaned Inuyasha in pain.
'SIT!'
Inuyasha was pushed another inch deeper into the ground. He came up spitting dirt, and spitting mad.
'splutter, cough Dammit, Kagome! What did you do that fo-'
Kagome glomped him happily. 'It's really you!' she wailed. 'Are you okay?'
'Yeah, I'm all right.' he said. 'What about Sesshoumaru? Is he conscious yet?'
'No.'
'Good.' He walked over to Sesshoumaru's unconscious body and retrieved Tetsusaiga. He kicked the body. 'Bastard.'
'Don't tell me you're going to kill him while he's unconscious!' exclaimed Kagome in horror.
'Nah,' shrugged Inuyasha. 'I have a feeling that he's got something even worse coming to him.' He grinned and Kagome looked at him suspiciously.
'Come on, let's get back to Kaede's,' he addressed the troupe. 'This day's pretty much shot to hell for shard-hunting.'
And they lived happily ever after…Or at least until Kagome remembered her maths test.
***
Sesshoumaru groaned as he slowly awoke. He hurt all over, even worse than last time. He saw the familiar shape of his own hand beside him and smiled in success. Next time he got his hands on Tetsusaiga, it would be his.
He tried to move his arm, but although he was certain he was moving it, it did not budge so much as an inch.
For a moment, he panicked that he was paralyzed, but stabs of pain all over his body convinced him otherwise.
He got up slowly, the world spinning around him. He had done it! He was safely back!
Then as the world settled down, he realized with dread that he was looking at things from a much lower perspective. Fearing what he might see, he turned around slowly –
- only to see HIMSELF lying on the grass.
And then, finally, he looked down at himself.
'AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!'
***
Jaken was chasing after his lord when he heard a scream. It sounded familiar, and he followed it to a large, sunny meadow.
There was both his Lord Sesshoumaru and the human brat.
'Rin' was alternately weeping and bashing her head against a tree trunk, while his lord was dancing in among the wildflowers. Jaken blinked. Sesshoumaru had half of the flowers in the meadow tangled in his hair, several posies in his hands, a big, happy, but no longer gap-toothed grin on the part of his face not covered in dirt, and – horror of horrors – had plaited his tail into hundreds upon hundreds of frizzy white braids, each with a tiny pink ribbon on the end.
'Oooh, Jaken-san!' said his lord happily. 'I'll put some flowers on you to make you look pretty!'
And Sesshoumaru proceeded to stuff posies into Jaken's ears, nose and mouth.
Far away, Inuyasha's youkai senses heard the hysterical crying, screams, and maniacal giggles of the trio. He sniggered into his bowl of miso soup. Revenge was sweet.
Okay! All done! If you didn't see that coming … you must REVIEW!!!! If you did….review TWICE!!!!! I have another fic coming up soon, also starring Fluffy, but not quite so degrading!
Fluffy: sob YOU BITCH! blows his nose on his kimono HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?
Kat: Because I wanted to.
Fluffy: Oh. stops crying Can you let my tail go now, please?
Kat: Of course!
Fluffy: Really?
Kat: No. It's too nice and fluffy. I think I'll keep you!!!
Fluffy: sweatdrops
Fangirls: stampede YOU NO HURT FLUFFY-CHAN!!!!!
Kat: trampled on floor Gak.
Fangirls: YAAAYY!!! run off carrying Sesshoumaru
Sesshoumaru: preens Yes, it is only proper that I, Sesshoumaru, should be adored by so many.
Random Fangirl: Yeah! Now WE get to keep you!!!!
Sess: NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo……..trails off as the fangirls carry him away
In the nearby village, the sounds of a youkai battle had made most of the peasants flee or barricade themselves in their homes.
But one little girl just sat in the middle of the street, among all the deserted treasures and belongings.
She saw a figure leap high into the air, saw the fluffy white tail trailing behind it.
A look of pure happiness spread over her face, and she grinned a gap- toothed grin. 'Sesshoumaru-sama!' she shouted, and ran towards the battlefield.
***
'Damn you, Sesshoumaru,' shouted Inuyasha, contorting Sesshoumaru's perfect face with hate. 'Give me back MY sword and MY body!'
'Dear, dear,' sneered Sesshoumaru. 'Since you beg so, I shall. A runt like you is unworthy to be a full youkai.'
He threw the Tetsusaiga at Inuyasha. 'Take the sword.' For when we regain our bodies, 'I' shall be holding it…
Inuyasha charged at Sesshoumaru, brandishing the Tetsusaiga, while Sesshoumaru began to recite the words of the returning spell. The ball of ki in his hands grew bigger and bigger, but as Inuyasha came into range and he recited the final words…
A tiny girl ran in between the two youkai. 'Sesshoumaru-sama!!!'
And Sesshoumaru's eyes grew wide with dismay.
'RIN!!!'
KA-BOOOM
***
After the ki blast had dissipated, Kagome ran over to Inuyasha's body. 'INUYASHA!!!'
'Ungh…' groaned Inuyasha in pain.
'SIT!'
Inuyasha was pushed another inch deeper into the ground. He came up spitting dirt, and spitting mad.
'splutter, cough Dammit, Kagome! What did you do that fo-'
Kagome glomped him happily. 'It's really you!' she wailed. 'Are you okay?'
'Yeah, I'm all right.' he said. 'What about Sesshoumaru? Is he conscious yet?'
'No.'
'Good.' He walked over to Sesshoumaru's unconscious body and retrieved Tetsusaiga. He kicked the body. 'Bastard.'
'Don't tell me you're going to kill him while he's unconscious!' exclaimed Kagome in horror.
'Nah,' shrugged Inuyasha. 'I have a feeling that he's got something even worse coming to him.' He grinned and Kagome looked at him suspiciously.
'Come on, let's get back to Kaede's,' he addressed the troupe. 'This day's pretty much shot to hell for shard-hunting.'
And they lived happily ever after…Or at least until Kagome remembered her maths test.
***
Sesshoumaru groaned as he slowly awoke. He hurt all over, even worse than last time. He saw the familiar shape of his own hand beside him and smiled in success. Next time he got his hands on Tetsusaiga, it would be his.
He tried to move his arm, but although he was certain he was moving it, it did not budge so much as an inch.
For a moment, he panicked that he was paralyzed, but stabs of pain all over his body convinced him otherwise.
He got up slowly, the world spinning around him. He had done it! He was safely back!
Then as the world settled down, he realized with dread that he was looking at things from a much lower perspective. Fearing what he might see, he turned around slowly –
- only to see HIMSELF lying on the grass.
And then, finally, he looked down at himself.
'AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!'
***
Jaken was chasing after his lord when he heard a scream. It sounded familiar, and he followed it to a large, sunny meadow.
There was both his Lord Sesshoumaru and the human brat.
'Rin' was alternately weeping and bashing her head against a tree trunk, while his lord was dancing in among the wildflowers. Jaken blinked. Sesshoumaru had half of the flowers in the meadow tangled in his hair, several posies in his hands, a big, happy, but no longer gap-toothed grin on the part of his face not covered in dirt, and – horror of horrors – had plaited his tail into hundreds upon hundreds of frizzy white braids, each with a tiny pink ribbon on the end.
'Oooh, Jaken-san!' said his lord happily. 'I'll put some flowers on you to make you look pretty!'
And Sesshoumaru proceeded to stuff posies into Jaken's ears, nose and mouth.
Far away, Inuyasha's youkai senses heard the hysterical crying, screams, and maniacal giggles of the trio. He sniggered into his bowl of miso soup. Revenge was sweet.
Okay! All done! If you didn't see that coming … you must REVIEW!!!! If you did….review TWICE!!!!! I have another fic coming up soon, also starring Fluffy, but not quite so degrading!
Fluffy: sob YOU BITCH! blows his nose on his kimono HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?
Kat: Because I wanted to.
Fluffy: Oh. stops crying Can you let my tail go now, please?
Kat: Of course!
Fluffy: Really?
Kat: No. It's too nice and fluffy. I think I'll keep you!!!
Fluffy: sweatdrops
Fangirls: stampede YOU NO HURT FLUFFY-CHAN!!!!!
Kat: trampled on floor Gak.
Fangirls: YAAAYY!!! run off carrying Sesshoumaru
Sesshoumaru: preens Yes, it is only proper that I, Sesshoumaru, should be adored by so many.
Random Fangirl: Yeah! Now WE get to keep you!!!!
Sess: NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo……..trails off as the fangirls carry him away
