Tamahome: Where am I?

Shuichi's voice: Here.

Tamahome: Where is here?

Shuichi's voice: duh! Here of course.

Tamahome: but where is h.*Runs into a sign*

[You are now entering Here, Miaka's Dream]

Tamahome: Ohh.

Tamahome: I wonder what I do now.

Girl: Aiyaa!

Man: Shampoo!

Girl: Cat! Cat! Cat!

Tamahome: Why is that giant crowd of people heading toward me?

Man #2: Get back here Saotome!

Girl #2: You OK Ranma Honey?

*Ranma crashes into Tamahome*

Tamahome/Ranma: Ow!

Tamahome: Are you okay miss?

Ranma: yes, fine

Shuichi's voice: Stop getting along!

Ranma: so are y.kill T, Tamahome?

Tamahome: What!?

*Ranma attacks Tamahome*

Tamahome: ugh!

*Man tackles Ranma*

Man (Tatewaki Kuno): My Pig-tailed girl!

Ranma: Ahh!

*Ryoga attacks Tamahome*

*Tamahome pulls out a bat and slams Ryoga & Ryoga goes flying*

Ryoga: Where am I!? ~Ryoga is lost again~

Meanwhile-Shampoo & Ukyo are beating Tatewaki Kuno

Shampoo: Get off Shampoo fiancé!

Ukyo: Get off my Ranma Honey!

*Akane Is beating up Ranma at the same time*

Akane: Ranma you jerk! ~Akane doesn't need a reason to hate Ranma~

*And Mousse and Tamahome watch*

Tamahome: I guess I'll get going.

Mousse: It would be best for all of us.

Tamahome: okay piece!

*Tamahome walks right through*

*Door closes behind him*

Tamahome: Whew! Glad THAT'S over.

Tasuki: It took ya' long enuff'!

Tamahome: Well there is only one door left.

Chiriko: yes, I inspected it. There is no way in.

Nuriko: Not exactly.

*Nuriko Punches the door*

*Door Tumbles down*

*Everyone claps*

Tasuki: I coulda done that.

*Everyone goes through the door*

*Siren goes off*

Voice on speaker: Time For Tellie Tubbies.

Nuriko: It can't be!

Tasuki: It aint.

Tamahome: Uh oh.

Tinkie winkie!

Dipsey!

La la!

Po!

Tasuki: Oh beep!

*Tellie Tubbies attack*

GRWAAAA!!!!

.....

....???

Tasuki: Are they.?

Nuriko: Drunk?

*Tellie Tubbies fall on the ground and have a spasm*

Tamahome: What's next?

???: Goodbye!

Mitsukake: Huh?

Host of Weakest Link: You ARE the weakest link! Goodbye!

Chichiri: ^.^()

Chiriko: I think all of our nightmares are coming to reality!

*Song plays*

Song: Its Hamtaro time! Hamtaro, when we work together it's much better.

Chiriko: Ahhhh!

N*sync: Bye bye bye!

Mitsukake: This song isn't THAT bad.

Tasuki: It burns!

*Everything disappears*

Tamahome: *gasp* its over

*Shuichi Appears*

Shuichi: Six Mighty warriors. Tsk tsk tsk.

Tasuki: You cheated. N*sync!? C'mon that went way to far!

*Giant sword rises from the ground with Miaka tied to it*

Miaka: Tamahome!

Tamahome: Miaka!