Gundam Wing, Bishoujo Senshi Anime Death Match
With your hosts Anne-chan and Moon-chan alias Moonbug!
Anne-chan: Welcome to the anime deathmatch.
Moon-chan: *chows down on hot dogs* Welcome!
Anne-chan: *glares ate Moon-chan* How many of those have you had
today?
Moon-chan: uh..? 3? *holds up 5 fingers*
Anne-chan: *shakes her head, picks up two salted pretzels* Yummi!
Oh, nevermind. We have a deathmatch to get to. How about you tell them who we have
fighting today?
Moon-chan: Some really hot guys and girls in mini skirts!
Anne-chan: What is in those hot dogs?! The senshi VS the GW
characters.
Moon-chan: Oh yeah! Duo... *drools*
Anne-chan: Duo is realy out for blood, not being able to kill Heero last
time really pissed him off.
Moon-chan: *nods head sympathetically* Yes, poor Duo, but
now he has the sneshi to kill!
Anne-chan: He could still for Heero, anything goes school of killing
each other.
Moon-chan: Oh yeah! Go Duo! *thinks a moment* Think we
should start the fight now?
Anne-chan: *is chewing pretzels behind Moon-chan's back* Oh, yes!
And here they come, Duo, Heero, Quatre, Trowa...
Moon-chan: Eck! And Wufei... *glares at Wufei*
Anne-chan: Can't we just give the senshi a free shot?!!
Moon-chan: I'm all for it!
Wufei: *gets very worried look* Injustice!
Anne-chan; Too bad the gundam pilots would be pissed at us. Well,
here come the senshi.
Moon-chan: Yes, Sailors Mercury, Uranus, Saturn, Pluto, Mars,
Chibimoon, and Jupiter! And Neptune!
Anne-chan: Sailormoon and Venus are shopping.
Moon-chan: *sweatdrops* Figures.
Neptune: They are not concentrated on their mission, ne,
Uranus?
Uranus: No, doesn't seem like it Neptune.
Moon-chan: *eats green Jell-O*
Anne-chan: And on with the match! Go ahead and start it up, referee
Akane Tendo.
Akane: Ok, I want a good clean fight. No gundams, just mobile
suits.
Duo: What?! No Deathscythe Hell?!
Wufei: Injustice!
Jupiter: Hahaha, little boys missing their toys!
Moon-chan: Aww shuddup with the injustice crap! *throws
tomatoe at Wufei*
Anne-chan: That just didn't sound right... Boys missing their toys?
Trowa: I will do just fine without my Heavy Arms.
Duo: Deathscythe.....!
Jupiter: *blushes* Yeah, it does.
Moon-chan: *weeps over Duo's pain*
Anne-chan: Can we just start the match, Akane?!
Trowa: Duo, you're making us look bad!
Moon-chan: Yeah! Let's see some blood-shed already!
Akane: Ok, 1, 2, 3, GO!!
Jupiter: Supreme Thunder! *aims at Duo*
Duo: Mother of--!
Moon-chan: *grimaces* Oooh, that had to hurt.
Jupiter: Ooo, that guy was hot too!
Trowa: Strategically speaking: He's in pain.
Uranus: Tell me about it!
Mercury: Uranus?! *blushes*
Anne-chan: Uranus, don't you go the other way? You know, Neptune?
Saturn: Haruka-papa?
Uranus: Uh... World Shaking! *aimed at Heero*
Wufei: I now call myself Little Wufei!
Heero: ... *dodges it perfectly, takes his gun out of his pants*
Mercury: *looks carefully at Heero's pants*
Duo: *also looks*
Heero: What?!
Mercury: *blushes and turns away quickly*
Duo: *still looks*
Heero: *covers his spandex shorts* Duo, you are perverted.
Moon-chan: This fight is getting quite... erotic. *eats another hot
dog*
Duo? What? You have a mustard stain on them!
Heero: ....
Neptune: Deep Submerge!
Trowa: We're screwed.
Anne-chan: Oh, it misses completely.
Duo: Ah ha! Take that!
Mercury: *calculates on her computer* They seem to be weak
without their "toys". Aqua Rhaphsody!
Heero: *points his gun at Duo* Don't underestimate your
enemies, Duo. Or your "friends." *shoots at Uranus, dodges Mercury's attack, pushes
Duo out of the way*
Quatre: Oh, shit.
Uranus: *jumps out of the way* Damn you! Space Sword
Blaster! *runs up to Heero*
Duo: Heero...
Noin: Quatre! Watch your language!
Heero: *pushes Duo aside, trys to shoot Uranus* Omae o kusoru.
Uranus: Same to you! *smirks as she slashes down at Heero,
averting the bullet he fired*
Moon-chan: Man! Where's the blood-shed! The guts and the
gore! *eats 10th hot dog*
Heero: Quatre, get out of here. *takes out a sword, from his
bottumless pants*
Anne-chan: This fight has come down to just Duo and Sailor Uranus.
Wufei: *puts pink bows in his mini ponytail* Call me LITTLE
WUFEI Dammit!!!
Uranus: *tries another slash with her space sword*
Heero: *blocks it*
Uranus: hmm... *looks over to Duo* if I can't get you... *jumps
after Duo, space sword ready in hand*
Duo: *brings out his scyth*
Heero: Duo!!!!
Trowa: What the...
Duo: Damn this is bigger than I thought *swings it around and
takes out the comentory booth*
Heero: Duo, what the hell are you doing? You're going to destroy
yourself for no reason!!
Moon-chan: Eep! Duck and Cover! *hides under Anne-chan's
chair*
Anne-chan: WE ARE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!
Duo: Oops! *laughs nervously* Sorry. *throws scyth out the
window*
*sounds of cars crashing into a scyth are heard*
Duo: Crap.
Uranus: *forgot the fight* What the...
Moon-chan: Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: .....
Relena: *hits the brakes real hard, swerves, and hits a flying
scyth*
Heero: Reellleeennnaaa....
Saturn: Grown-ups are idiots.
Heero: is finally dead.
Duo: What a lucky break! Hmm.. not for her though.
Neptune: Uranus, let the senshi handle teir own fight. Let's go.
Wufei: Someone call me Little Wufei! *is wearing pink frilly dress*
Uranus: Right... we're out of here.
Anne-chan: And there they go, to do something inappropriate, no doubt.
Wufei: I'm a little teapot short and stout...
Mercury: What is that guy on?
Zechs: *is wearing alittle white frilly little dress* There you are
my Little Wufei!
Wufei: Zechys!
Moon-chan: Sexy...?
Zechs: Get your hot little ass over here!
Wufei: Yes sir! *curtsies* Zechys... *runs to Zechs in
slow-motion, like in corny romantic movies*
Trowa: I am not seeing this.
Zechs: Little Wufei!! *runs like that too*
Duo: Popcorn? *passes it to Trowa*
Wufei: Zechys...! *trips over frilly dress, ruining the moment*
Moon-chan: Anne chan... I'm scared.
Zechs: *shoots Wufei, right after he trips* Had to put the poor
bastard out of his misery.
Moon-chan: Blood-shed!
Anne-chan: Yay, Wufei's dead!
Mercury: *eyes widen*
Jupiter: *still staring at Heero's pants*
Moon-chan: *does a ritual dance and begins to chant* Wufei is
dead! Justice prevails! *dances around fire*
Mercury: *knocks Jupiter in the back of the head*
Anne-chan: Now you're scaring me.
Jupiter: Huh? What? The answer is 32!
Moon-chan: *stops dancing* Why would you say that? *snips off
Wufei's ponytail to make a voodoo doll*
Mercury: *shakes head* Jupiter, Jupiter, Jupiter... *sighs*
*notices Heero's pants too...*
Jupiter: He looks like my old boyfriend! *hugs Heero*
Relena: *comes back from dead* Geeet Offfff of Himmm...!!!!!
Duo: *grabs scyth and cuts Relena into tiny little peices*
Duo: Knew that's come in hand again.
Trowa: Where does he keep getting that from?
Anne-chan: I guess we are out of time for day, folks, stay tuned for part
2. I have a dentist appointment! Ja ne, everybody!
Moon-chan: Wait! *runs over to Duo and smacks him a big kiss*
Ok, now we can go! Sayanara Minnasan! *waves*
And if you're curious as to who played who:
Moon-chan: Duo, Sailor Uranus, Quatre, Noin, Trowa, Relena, Wufei, Sailor Saturn.
Anne-chan: Heero, Sailor Jupiter, Zechs, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Neptune.
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