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Presenting.

A shorthand version of the Final Fantasy VIII Squall/Quistis angsty sequence, performed by the following: Kris as Squall, April as Quistis, Crystal as girl, and Ian as boy. When I finally get it up, you can read more about these people on my web page.

Quistis walks out onto a poorly made balcony scene, dragging Squall kicking and screaming.

April: This won't take long!

Squall looks around while the other girl and boy sit against one of the cardboard walls.

Crystal: Thank you all for being here. Please enjoy the show. Running time is approximately one minute.

April: Lights and scene!

The lights dim, and a crappy looking lamp in the back glows (it's been painted to look like Garden. kind of.). There's twinkling Christmas lights hanging on the back board as stars.

Crystal: Ready?

Squall, Rinoa, and the other guy all nod.

Quistis leans against the side of the balcony. She and Squall randomly glance at eachother. turn around. generally squirm.

Crystal: Honey. I think I want to get married.

Ian: But we don't know eachother that well!

Quistis and Squall squirm a little more.

Crystal: ..let's make a baby.

Ian: (whispering) That's not in the script!

Crystal: (whispering) So?!

Quistis turns around to look at the stars again.

Crystal: I'm getting cold.

Ian: Let's get out of here.

The guy and the girl leave.

April: ...I was demoted.

Kris: ...whatever.

April: What time is it?

Kris: Time to go.

April: Boo hoo.. I'm so sad. I can't boss you around any more.

Kris: Bye.

Quistis bashes Squall's head in with her whip, then leaves. After a while, Squall regains consciousness.

Kris: ......my forehead hurts.





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