Disclaimer:

As sad as it is,
the truth is not sweet,
I do not own my precious
Dragonball Z *sniff*

I'm actually a real poet, I may upload some new stuff. LOL!

The other disclaimer, ideas from the movies 'Revenge of the Nerds' and 'PCU' (Politically correct U) i don't own those.


Chapter 1
The Newbies




Bulma finished wiping the body of her base guitar. Saitsfied with the gleaming and shine she set it down in it's casem only to hear the usual irritated yell.


"WOMAN!"


"I guess he found out" Bulma muttered.


"What is is Veggie?" Bulma asked tiredly.


"What's this about me showing some freak around the campus and giving them a room here?"


"Vegeta, don't you think it's time to show some compassion and be kind for once?"


Vegeta was silent.


"I guess not, but it's to late, everything is in order. There are actually 2 new members to arrive here wether you like it or not. I have to escort one, you have to do the other" Bulma said.


"This plan's to evil, who gave you the idea woman?"


Piccolo, who was setting on the couch beside Krillin watching ttv, suddenly had difficulty inhaling the smoke from his cigar. Vegeta growled.


"I should have known" Vegeta snarled.


"I was just doing a friendly deed" Piccolo said casually.


"You're no friend of mine!"


Piccolo smirked. He knew Vegeta would deny alot of things, even a friendship he had with anyone, mainly Piccolo.


"Whatever, me and Bulma thought it was a good idea. She can't stand you, and I have my own reasons" Piccolo said.


Vegeta held Piccolo's collar, growling. Vegeta released his hold and stuck his hands in his black pants.


"I'll get you for this!" Vegeta promised.


"Sure you will" Piccolo said confidently.


Vegeta growled and headed out the door.


"Wait up Vegeta" Bulma cried.


Vegeta turned and saw Bulma chasing behind him.


"We're going to the same place, and I want to make sure you actually show our guest around"


Vegeta frowned. He was going to ditch the new member and go get a bottle of beer, but his plans were foiled by Bulma as always.


They began to walk out the grand house and towards the main building. They stayed silent until they were close to the building, when Vegeta's hand was inching very closely to Bulma's bottom. She noticed this and smacked his hand. He held it sarcastically.


"Wow, that hurt woman"


"Can't you ever stop being a ass!?" Bulma growled.


For a while now, Vegeta made it very clear he wanted Bulma sexually, using sex jokes, and quick groping. Everyone knew, for a 'anti-person' person, it was startling that he was making it very clear he wanted Bulma. Which was a change from the mask Vegeta always wore.


They arrived at the main bulding, where bus's were coming in and out, unloading new students. Bulma opened up her piece of paper and held it to her chest, the piece of paper said 'Chi Chi'. She nudged Vegeta a similar piece of paper. He grumbled to himself and opened up the paper and did what Bulma did.


After a few moments there was growing laughter and finger pointing.


"Hey Vegeta IS gay!" Some guy shouted.


"NANI!"


Vegeta looked at the paper and saw that it said 'I Love Son Goku!' with scattered hearts all around it. He growled and glared at the conversing woman.


"Hi, you must be Chi Chi"


"Is your friend alright?" the black haired girl asked.


"It's just PMS" Bulma replied.


Vegeta continued to growl at Bulma's audacity to embarass and annoy him.


"I hope that's not true"


Vegeta looked up and saw a man before him with a grin on his face.


"Cause if it were, I'd have to dissapoint you and tell you I'm straight"


Vegeta growled and ripped the paper up.


"It's not true baka, who the hell are you anyway?"


"I'm Goku"


Vegeta had a puzzled expression on his face. Bulma leaned in.


"He's the guy your supposed to be showing around" Bulma whispered.


Veget graled at him, Bulma simply smiled. Goku looked over to the girl beside him. She had dark hair, with eyes to match. She saw him looking at her and blushed. Bulma sighed.


"I think it's time for us to split. Come on Chi Chi" Bulma said.


Bulma walked off, with Chi Chi following, her looking back at Goku occasionally.


"Come on baka" Vegeta grunted.


Vegeta began to walk off. Goku was stuttering trying to figure his new friend out.


"What's your name?"


Vegeta sighed. He bit the bullet and realised that the quicker he gets this over with, the sooner he'll get back at Bulma and Piccolo.


"Listen good maggot. I'm Vegeta. Call me Veggie or Geta and I'll kill your ass. This is DSUE. It may stand for Douglas Sackson University and Everything but it really stands for 'Da Suckiest University Ever!'."


Vegeta and Goku walked onto the main lawn where groups of people were scattered about.


"There" pointing to a group of mainly african americans "are Afrocentrists, say anything wrong and they'll find it offensive. that's the way they are, and I've discovered that only at this college is there a group. Think before you say" Vegeta said.


(A/N: I hope no one finds this offensive. I'm taking the Afrocentrists from the movie, don't think I hate black people or anything, that would be crazy, since I'M BLACK!!!!!!!!" *cough* Anywho....)


Goku nodded, sucking up the new information like a sponge.


"Those" pointing to a group of women dressed in army/camoflauge atire "are womanysts. They hate men, and are very irritable. Probably because they can't get laid."


Vegeta and Goku continued to walk. A woman dancing freakishly walked up to Goku.


"Welcome new brother"


Goku's eyebrow rose. The girl handed Goku a toothpick with a small sample on the end.


"Gee thanks" Goku replied.


The girl skipped off and rejoined her group.


"And those are enviornmentalists." Vegeta said. Goku placed the sample in his mouth. "This weeks cause is promoting no meat" Goku spat the sample out. Wiping his tounge wildly.


"I guess you just stated a sour weat grass and soy meat ball"


Vegeta almost felt sorry for Goku. ALMOST!


"I can't blame you for being stupid. You're new" Vegeta said.


He and Goku continued to walk till they stopped at the newest group.


"These are hippies so to say"


"Hey Vegeta!"


A rather big man ran over and was about to tower over Vegeta, but Vegeta stepped to the right, making the fat fellow fall to the ground.


"Fatty don't get close with me" Vegeta said through clenched teeth.


"Hi I'm Yajirobe" he said weirdly.


Vegeta bent down and sniffed. He reeled back.


"Yep...he's high"


Vegeta and he continued to walk off the main lawn and down a stone road.


"What other groups are there?" Goku asked.


"There are the nerds, jocks, and rich preppy retards. And everyone else is either part of that group, confused, or one of us"


"One of us?" Goku asked.


Vegeta and Goku stopped at a door to a rather grand house.


"Woah" Goku muttered.


"You'll see weakling" Vegeta said opening the door "Welcome to Planet Vegeta"
















Weird huh? I hope you liked it. Tell me if it's good and if I should continue. I wrote this out of insomnia, so i think people will like it.


You'll like the next chapter. If and when I'll release it/write it. *sweat drop* Vegeta introduces Goku to 'the Z gang'? And what's going on between Goku and Chi Chi!?


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