Disclaimer:
As sad as it is,
the truth is not sweet,
I do not own my precious
Dragonball Z *sniff*
I'm actually a real poet, I may upload some new stuff. LOL!
The other disclaimer, ideas from the movies 'Revenge of the Nerds' and 'PCU' (Politically correct U) i don't own those.
Chapter 3
Freaks and Fruitcups
After unpacking, Goku placed his suitcases udnerneath his twin bed. He sat down and wiped the sweat off his forhead.
"Gosh, what a strange bunch!" Goku muttered.
There was a knock on his door.
"uh, come in"
Chi Chi stepped ina nd looked around, plugging her nose.
"UgH! I don't know how you aren't phased by that sickening odor! Anyway, I'm here to help you unpack, in case you haven't finished."
"Well I'm done, you wanna go and do something?"
"uh sure"
Goku hopped off the bed and he and Chi Chi just walked around.
"This place is wild!" Goku muttered.
"Yeah, but I think we're going to fit in here. You don't look like someone that would fit in anywhere else, I feel among my kind. People who are laid back, and not stuck up. Just care free you know?"
"yeah, I get what you mean."
Goku and Chi Cgi walked down to the main level where Bulma and 18 were tuning their guitars.
"We still have to come up with a band name you guys!" Bulma shouted.
"How about thr 'Sun Chips'!?" Chouzu said.
"Naw! It sounds like we're holy" 18 replied.
Everyone fell out laughing.
"Well how about 'That Good Shit'!?" Yajorobe asked.
Everyone shook their heads.
"How about Everyone Gets Laid?" Bulma suggested.
(A/N: If you've seen the movie 'PCU' then you know where the above band name came from. I like it ^.^)
"Hey, that sums us up!" 18 cheered.
"Then it's settled, we're 'Everyone Gets Laid!'" Tien shouted.
"I can see the t-shirts already!" Tien sighed.
"I doubt that!" Vegeta muttered.
"Oh shut up Vegeta" Bulma shouted.
"I wasn't talking to you woman"
Bulma growled and sat back down. Vegeta took a seat beside Piccolo and Krillin on the couch and started to smoke a cigar. Chi Chi and Goku walked downstairs. Vegeta looked back and grinned.
"A new part of living here, you must understand, is that someone will bring back food, and today is your turn" Vegeta said pointing to Chi Chi and Goku.
"Well I guess we can do that" Chi Chi muttered.
"You underestimate our appetites woman" Vegeta said smugly, blowing cigar smoke in her face. Here's a list of what we all want"
"You made a list?" Goku asked.
"Of course!" Vegeta said matter of factly.
~ List ~
7 Burger King Chicken Ceaser Salads
20 Big Macs
14 McD's Fudge Brownie Sundae's
17 Big Bacon Classics (Wendy's)
5 Frosty's (Wendy's)
7 sets of Chalupas's (Taco Bell)
2 Tiramisu Cakes
19 bags of chips
7 Extra Extra large Pizza's with everything (Papa Johns)
15 hotdogs with everything (sour crout and chili) (Weeny Wagon)
17 Kegs of Beer
6 12 packs of Snapple Peach tea
45 packs of cigaretts
Chi Chi and Goku's eyes were wide and round.
"And that's only the list for lunch!" Vegeta said happily. Loving every moment of sweet torture he was bestowing upon his newest room mates.
"You've got to be kidding!" Goku muttered.
"How are we supposed to be carrying all this back here?" Chi Chi asked.
"You can use my van" Yajirobe shouted.
Goku and Chi Chi sighed as they walked out the large mansion like home and hopped in Yajirobe's dirty van. Yajirobe tossed his keys and Goku. Goku started up the car and both him and Chi Chi went food shopping.
~ Mc' Donalds ~
"Welcome to Mc' Donalds can I take your order?"
"Yeah I'd like 20 Big Macs and 14 Hot Fudge Sundae's" Goku said into the mic.
There was a brief momment of silence and then...
"Your from Planet Vegeta aren't you?" The guy said with a shaky voice.
"Uh Yeah" Goku said with an arched eyebrow.
Suddenly a loud siren broke out from the top of the Mc' Donalds roof. The cars behind Goku scurried off as did the people inside the resturaunt to their cars.
"We'll have your food as soon as possible sir" The guy said with a shaky voice.
"Oh no, you can take your time" Goku tried to say.
"Attention Mc' Donalds customers, if you will please wait, we will give you Mc' Donalds locations near by to get your food from..."
The Guy shouted out other locations to go to. Goku looked inside the 1st window and saw people zooming back and forth, screaming at each other, some having nervous breakdowns.
"Seriously take your time"! Goku shouted.
The young man stoped at the window, panting.
"Sure, that's what you always say, and then you threaten to blast our asses to hell!"
The guy continued to scurry about. After 2 minutes, herds of Mc' Donalds employee's exited the building and loaded the van. The shut it and one guy sprayed the windshield and wiped the water from it.
"Have a nice day" The entire Mc' Donalds staff shouted.
"Now please leave!" They finished.
Goku, being freaked out, drove off.
"Now only a few other places to go" Goku sighed.
~ 1 1/2 later ~ (A/N: assume that the icecream hasn't melted)
Goku and Chi Chi rolled into the campus grounds tired and dazed. For every place they went to, except for the liquor store, sirens flared, warnings were shouted. When they went to Taco Bell, the alarm was that of the 'Mexican Hat song'.
"Finnaly we're almost home" Chi Chi sighed.
Then all of a sudden, the van started to putter and eventually came to a complete stop.
"Oh no! We're out of gas!" Goku concluded.
Goku hopped out of the van as did Chi Chi. They both wiped whatever 'Yajirobe dust' was in the vehicle off of them.
"What are we going to do?"
"I guess we have to walk to the house and get some help" Goku said.
"But what about the food?" Chi Chi asked.
"I doubt anyone will go near that!"
"On the contrare!" (A/N: did I spell that right? O.o)
"Who was that?" Chi Chi asked.
A well dressed male came from behind a large tree.
"It is I, Yamcha Kusoyaro! And I hear that you are in distress"
Yamcha came by Goku and handed him a rose. Both Goku and Chi Chi growled. Yamcha popped up infront of Goku yet again, startling the burly man.
"i see that you need assistance. My men and I will help you along"
A series of well dressed men appeared from behind random trees. They collected around Yajirobe's van and helped to pick it up. They chanted 'Hupp 2 3 4' as they carried the van towards 'Planet Vegeta'. They placed it on the ground and filled the gas tank with gas and dusted the dashboard.
"Wow, I don't know how to thank you enough." Goku shouted.
"No need" Yamcha said. "Whatever your name is my chum" talking to Goku "My associates are intrested in adding you to our Fraternity of 'Balls and Shaft'. Please stop by at the other largest mansion on this campus tommorow and we'll give you a tour."
Yamcha and his associates scurried off. Goku blinked. The front door to Planet Vegeta opened up.
"Did that fruit cup and his screw buddies have their hands all over my ride!?" Yajirobe cried.
"Apparently so" Vegeta replied.
"Well, that guy asked me to join Balls and Shaft, their frat. I have to think about it" Goku said.
"Don't, I have a better idea we could do" Piccolo shouted.
What's Piccolo's idea? What else can happen? Also, the frat name 'Balls and Shaft' also came from the movie 'PCU'. And another little thing, Yamcha acts along the lines of 'Hanagata' from Saber Marionette J. Look into the character to know what I mean.
You'll like the next chapter. If and when I'll release it/write it. *sweat drop* Vegeta introduces Goku to 'the Z gang'? And what's going on between Goku and Chi Chi!?
Please review and tell me if this is good. *puppy eyes*
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD
As sad as it is,
the truth is not sweet,
I do not own my precious
Dragonball Z *sniff*
I'm actually a real poet, I may upload some new stuff. LOL!
The other disclaimer, ideas from the movies 'Revenge of the Nerds' and 'PCU' (Politically correct U) i don't own those.
Chapter 3
Freaks and Fruitcups
After unpacking, Goku placed his suitcases udnerneath his twin bed. He sat down and wiped the sweat off his forhead.
"Gosh, what a strange bunch!" Goku muttered.
There was a knock on his door.
"uh, come in"
Chi Chi stepped ina nd looked around, plugging her nose.
"UgH! I don't know how you aren't phased by that sickening odor! Anyway, I'm here to help you unpack, in case you haven't finished."
"Well I'm done, you wanna go and do something?"
"uh sure"
Goku hopped off the bed and he and Chi Chi just walked around.
"This place is wild!" Goku muttered.
"Yeah, but I think we're going to fit in here. You don't look like someone that would fit in anywhere else, I feel among my kind. People who are laid back, and not stuck up. Just care free you know?"
"yeah, I get what you mean."
Goku and Chi Cgi walked down to the main level where Bulma and 18 were tuning their guitars.
"We still have to come up with a band name you guys!" Bulma shouted.
"How about thr 'Sun Chips'!?" Chouzu said.
"Naw! It sounds like we're holy" 18 replied.
Everyone fell out laughing.
"Well how about 'That Good Shit'!?" Yajorobe asked.
Everyone shook their heads.
"How about Everyone Gets Laid?" Bulma suggested.
(A/N: If you've seen the movie 'PCU' then you know where the above band name came from. I like it ^.^)
"Hey, that sums us up!" 18 cheered.
"Then it's settled, we're 'Everyone Gets Laid!'" Tien shouted.
"I can see the t-shirts already!" Tien sighed.
"I doubt that!" Vegeta muttered.
"Oh shut up Vegeta" Bulma shouted.
"I wasn't talking to you woman"
Bulma growled and sat back down. Vegeta took a seat beside Piccolo and Krillin on the couch and started to smoke a cigar. Chi Chi and Goku walked downstairs. Vegeta looked back and grinned.
"A new part of living here, you must understand, is that someone will bring back food, and today is your turn" Vegeta said pointing to Chi Chi and Goku.
"Well I guess we can do that" Chi Chi muttered.
"You underestimate our appetites woman" Vegeta said smugly, blowing cigar smoke in her face. Here's a list of what we all want"
"You made a list?" Goku asked.
"Of course!" Vegeta said matter of factly.
~ List ~
7 Burger King Chicken Ceaser Salads
20 Big Macs
14 McD's Fudge Brownie Sundae's
17 Big Bacon Classics (Wendy's)
5 Frosty's (Wendy's)
7 sets of Chalupas's (Taco Bell)
2 Tiramisu Cakes
19 bags of chips
7 Extra Extra large Pizza's with everything (Papa Johns)
15 hotdogs with everything (sour crout and chili) (Weeny Wagon)
17 Kegs of Beer
6 12 packs of Snapple Peach tea
45 packs of cigaretts
Chi Chi and Goku's eyes were wide and round.
"And that's only the list for lunch!" Vegeta said happily. Loving every moment of sweet torture he was bestowing upon his newest room mates.
"You've got to be kidding!" Goku muttered.
"How are we supposed to be carrying all this back here?" Chi Chi asked.
"You can use my van" Yajirobe shouted.
Goku and Chi Chi sighed as they walked out the large mansion like home and hopped in Yajirobe's dirty van. Yajirobe tossed his keys and Goku. Goku started up the car and both him and Chi Chi went food shopping.
~ Mc' Donalds ~
"Welcome to Mc' Donalds can I take your order?"
"Yeah I'd like 20 Big Macs and 14 Hot Fudge Sundae's" Goku said into the mic.
There was a brief momment of silence and then...
"Your from Planet Vegeta aren't you?" The guy said with a shaky voice.
"Uh Yeah" Goku said with an arched eyebrow.
Suddenly a loud siren broke out from the top of the Mc' Donalds roof. The cars behind Goku scurried off as did the people inside the resturaunt to their cars.
"We'll have your food as soon as possible sir" The guy said with a shaky voice.
"Oh no, you can take your time" Goku tried to say.
"Attention Mc' Donalds customers, if you will please wait, we will give you Mc' Donalds locations near by to get your food from..."
The Guy shouted out other locations to go to. Goku looked inside the 1st window and saw people zooming back and forth, screaming at each other, some having nervous breakdowns.
"Seriously take your time"! Goku shouted.
The young man stoped at the window, panting.
"Sure, that's what you always say, and then you threaten to blast our asses to hell!"
The guy continued to scurry about. After 2 minutes, herds of Mc' Donalds employee's exited the building and loaded the van. The shut it and one guy sprayed the windshield and wiped the water from it.
"Have a nice day" The entire Mc' Donalds staff shouted.
"Now please leave!" They finished.
Goku, being freaked out, drove off.
"Now only a few other places to go" Goku sighed.
~ 1 1/2 later ~ (A/N: assume that the icecream hasn't melted)
Goku and Chi Chi rolled into the campus grounds tired and dazed. For every place they went to, except for the liquor store, sirens flared, warnings were shouted. When they went to Taco Bell, the alarm was that of the 'Mexican Hat song'.
"Finnaly we're almost home" Chi Chi sighed.
Then all of a sudden, the van started to putter and eventually came to a complete stop.
"Oh no! We're out of gas!" Goku concluded.
Goku hopped out of the van as did Chi Chi. They both wiped whatever 'Yajirobe dust' was in the vehicle off of them.
"What are we going to do?"
"I guess we have to walk to the house and get some help" Goku said.
"But what about the food?" Chi Chi asked.
"I doubt anyone will go near that!"
"On the contrare!" (A/N: did I spell that right? O.o)
"Who was that?" Chi Chi asked.
A well dressed male came from behind a large tree.
"It is I, Yamcha Kusoyaro! And I hear that you are in distress"
Yamcha came by Goku and handed him a rose. Both Goku and Chi Chi growled. Yamcha popped up infront of Goku yet again, startling the burly man.
"i see that you need assistance. My men and I will help you along"
A series of well dressed men appeared from behind random trees. They collected around Yajirobe's van and helped to pick it up. They chanted 'Hupp 2 3 4' as they carried the van towards 'Planet Vegeta'. They placed it on the ground and filled the gas tank with gas and dusted the dashboard.
"Wow, I don't know how to thank you enough." Goku shouted.
"No need" Yamcha said. "Whatever your name is my chum" talking to Goku "My associates are intrested in adding you to our Fraternity of 'Balls and Shaft'. Please stop by at the other largest mansion on this campus tommorow and we'll give you a tour."
Yamcha and his associates scurried off. Goku blinked. The front door to Planet Vegeta opened up.
"Did that fruit cup and his screw buddies have their hands all over my ride!?" Yajirobe cried.
"Apparently so" Vegeta replied.
"Well, that guy asked me to join Balls and Shaft, their frat. I have to think about it" Goku said.
"Don't, I have a better idea we could do" Piccolo shouted.
What's Piccolo's idea? What else can happen? Also, the frat name 'Balls and Shaft' also came from the movie 'PCU'. And another little thing, Yamcha acts along the lines of 'Hanagata' from Saber Marionette J. Look into the character to know what I mean.
You'll like the next chapter. If and when I'll release it/write it. *sweat drop* Vegeta introduces Goku to 'the Z gang'? And what's going on between Goku and Chi Chi!?
Please review and tell me if this is good. *puppy eyes*
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD
