Disclaimer:
As sad as it is,
the truth is not sweet,
I do not own my precious
Dragonball Z *sniff*
I'm actually a real poet, I may upload some new stuff. LOL!
The other disclaimer, ideas from the movies 'Revenge of the Nerds' and 'PCU' (Politically correct U) i don't own those.
Chapter 4
The Shifty Infiltration
"Well speak up green bean!" Vegeta shouted.
Piccolo ignored his buddy and continued on with his plan.
"We let Goku into the home, we sneak in and trash it, take things belonging to the bastards, that'll be sweet!"
"Yeah, we can trash their room,s vut holes in their panties, well I assume they wear them!" Yajirobe said.
"That's child's play, i have something bigger, onna!"
"Oh no Vegeta, you couldn't possibly want me to help you!"
"Everyone's helping!" Vegeta shouted "Wether they don't like it or not!"
Everyone huddled together, excluding Krillin who was watching Discovery Channel right now.
~ Next day ~
Goku woke up in a good mood. He trudged to the bathroom and took a shower, he had to look good for his part. He jumped over the filth of Yajirobe's side and got dressed, he walked downstairs and food was already being distributed by Bulma and Vegeta.
"Eat up kiddies" vegeta muttered.
"You seemed so happier earlier when we got the food" Bulma pointed out.
Vegeta chuckled and looked at his and Bulma's attire, he knew it was hillarious.
~ flashback ~
"Good Morning and Welcome to Mc' Donalds how may I help you" that guy asked.
"Wooweee! Me and muh darling would like some of that there hotcake specials, yep makes em 20, don't forget the orange juice migit boy"
"Yeah, and I was a cinny bun" Bulma said in her country accent.
There was that infamous silence, then the guy came back.
"Right away Mr. Vegeta sir"
(A/N: they knew it was him by staring at him through their camera, it had been hard in the begining since his cowboy hat covered his face.
"I don't think so partner!"
The guy gulped through the speaker.
"Rawt away Vegeta sir" The guy said in a country accent as best as he could.
Vegeta hummed to himself as he drove up to the first window while hearing the usual alarm. He gave the person the money and rode up to the second window where they're loads of food were waiting.
"He Here you go ma'am" The guy said in the best country accent he could do.
Bulma leaned over Vegeta, lifted her cowboy hat, chewed on her gum and pointed her shot gun at the boy. He eeped and was now scared shitless.
"Sonny boy, I want my 7 cinny buns...NOW"
Bulma cocked her gun and the guy epped, not even asking for the money that she was supposed to pay. Every employee walked out and piled the food into the back and saluted them. as they were slowly driving off the premices, Bulma pointed her gun at the guy who she shortly conversed with, she pulled the trigger and sprayed him with water.
"Now, sing!" vegeta shouted.
The Mc' Donalds crew went into song of 'Home on the Range'. He smiled, and smacked Bulma's short cladded bottom. She sat down and they evilly laughed at what they had just done.
~ end flash back ~
"Vegeta, I'm going to change, I think you should to" bulma said.
He grumbled to himself but did as Bulma suggested.
~ later in the day ~
Goku straightened his tie and knocked on the large wooden door. After some time the door opened, but no one opened it as Goku observed. He walked in and signaled to the otehrs to sneak in, they snuck away and Goku stood in the living room.
"Goku chum!"
Goku looked up and saw Yamcha emerge from the shadows, he shudered but composed himself.
"I'm glad you could make it, it's time to start the tour"
Yamcha clapped his hands together and swarms of well dressed men emerged and surrounded Goku, and began to show him around.
~ upstairs ~
Vegeta and Piccolo pasted the large picture onto the celing of Yamcha's room.
"Wait till the fruit wakes up and sees this!" Piccolo muttered.
The others were in the other rooms and were damaging them. Everyone collected together, saw everyone's work and were ready to leave.
"Nice job on the picture woman"
"Thankyou Vegeta"
They left out of a window and hopped in the van and rode back to Planet vegeta.
~ 1 hour later ~
Goku yawned and stretched. He was bored with all the frat had to offer.
"I hope everyone's finished" Goku muttered.
"What was that?" Yamcha asked.
"oh nothing, I should be going, I'll sleep on it okay"
Yamcha nodded unsurely and showed Goku out. He closed the door and Goku ran away happily.
~ Next day ~
Goku woke up and was congratulated by everyone for his patince. He snagged a breakfast sandwich and sat at the couch next to Krillin and Piccolo.
"Hey has Yamcha woken up yet?" goku asked.
"nope, but he will soon" Bulam replied. "I rigged a microphone in the house, so far everyone's discovered our damage, except for Yammy-kins"
"That'll change, listen!" vegeta shouted.
The room quieted and everyone listened intently.
~ Yamcha's room ~
Yamcha stretched andopened his eyes, his vision was still a little blurry but eventually his eyes were in focus and what he saw above his bed terrified him, he gave a blood curdling scream and was shivering and hiding under his bed. There above his head was a enlarged coputer enhanced photo of his being riden by a woman, but that wasn't all, it was the chancelor of this campus, Whitley beatrice, with his squinted eyes, saggy skin and Roseann sounding voice.
Don't you almost feel sorry for Yammy-kins? I don't! What happens in the next chapter?
You'll like the next chapter. If and when I'll release it/write it. *sweat drop* Vegeta introduces Goku to 'the Z gang'? And what's going on between Goku and Chi Chi!?
Please review and tell me if this is good. *puppy eyes*
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD
As sad as it is,
the truth is not sweet,
I do not own my precious
Dragonball Z *sniff*
I'm actually a real poet, I may upload some new stuff. LOL!
The other disclaimer, ideas from the movies 'Revenge of the Nerds' and 'PCU' (Politically correct U) i don't own those.
Chapter 4
The Shifty Infiltration
"Well speak up green bean!" Vegeta shouted.
Piccolo ignored his buddy and continued on with his plan.
"We let Goku into the home, we sneak in and trash it, take things belonging to the bastards, that'll be sweet!"
"Yeah, we can trash their room,s vut holes in their panties, well I assume they wear them!" Yajirobe said.
"That's child's play, i have something bigger, onna!"
"Oh no Vegeta, you couldn't possibly want me to help you!"
"Everyone's helping!" Vegeta shouted "Wether they don't like it or not!"
Everyone huddled together, excluding Krillin who was watching Discovery Channel right now.
~ Next day ~
Goku woke up in a good mood. He trudged to the bathroom and took a shower, he had to look good for his part. He jumped over the filth of Yajirobe's side and got dressed, he walked downstairs and food was already being distributed by Bulma and Vegeta.
"Eat up kiddies" vegeta muttered.
"You seemed so happier earlier when we got the food" Bulma pointed out.
Vegeta chuckled and looked at his and Bulma's attire, he knew it was hillarious.
~ flashback ~
"Good Morning and Welcome to Mc' Donalds how may I help you" that guy asked.
"Wooweee! Me and muh darling would like some of that there hotcake specials, yep makes em 20, don't forget the orange juice migit boy"
"Yeah, and I was a cinny bun" Bulma said in her country accent.
There was that infamous silence, then the guy came back.
"Right away Mr. Vegeta sir"
(A/N: they knew it was him by staring at him through their camera, it had been hard in the begining since his cowboy hat covered his face.
"I don't think so partner!"
The guy gulped through the speaker.
"Rawt away Vegeta sir" The guy said in a country accent as best as he could.
Vegeta hummed to himself as he drove up to the first window while hearing the usual alarm. He gave the person the money and rode up to the second window where they're loads of food were waiting.
"He Here you go ma'am" The guy said in the best country accent he could do.
Bulma leaned over Vegeta, lifted her cowboy hat, chewed on her gum and pointed her shot gun at the boy. He eeped and was now scared shitless.
"Sonny boy, I want my 7 cinny buns...NOW"
Bulma cocked her gun and the guy epped, not even asking for the money that she was supposed to pay. Every employee walked out and piled the food into the back and saluted them. as they were slowly driving off the premices, Bulma pointed her gun at the guy who she shortly conversed with, she pulled the trigger and sprayed him with water.
"Now, sing!" vegeta shouted.
The Mc' Donalds crew went into song of 'Home on the Range'. He smiled, and smacked Bulma's short cladded bottom. She sat down and they evilly laughed at what they had just done.
~ end flash back ~
"Vegeta, I'm going to change, I think you should to" bulma said.
He grumbled to himself but did as Bulma suggested.
~ later in the day ~
Goku straightened his tie and knocked on the large wooden door. After some time the door opened, but no one opened it as Goku observed. He walked in and signaled to the otehrs to sneak in, they snuck away and Goku stood in the living room.
"Goku chum!"
Goku looked up and saw Yamcha emerge from the shadows, he shudered but composed himself.
"I'm glad you could make it, it's time to start the tour"
Yamcha clapped his hands together and swarms of well dressed men emerged and surrounded Goku, and began to show him around.
~ upstairs ~
Vegeta and Piccolo pasted the large picture onto the celing of Yamcha's room.
"Wait till the fruit wakes up and sees this!" Piccolo muttered.
The others were in the other rooms and were damaging them. Everyone collected together, saw everyone's work and were ready to leave.
"Nice job on the picture woman"
"Thankyou Vegeta"
They left out of a window and hopped in the van and rode back to Planet vegeta.
~ 1 hour later ~
Goku yawned and stretched. He was bored with all the frat had to offer.
"I hope everyone's finished" Goku muttered.
"What was that?" Yamcha asked.
"oh nothing, I should be going, I'll sleep on it okay"
Yamcha nodded unsurely and showed Goku out. He closed the door and Goku ran away happily.
~ Next day ~
Goku woke up and was congratulated by everyone for his patince. He snagged a breakfast sandwich and sat at the couch next to Krillin and Piccolo.
"Hey has Yamcha woken up yet?" goku asked.
"nope, but he will soon" Bulam replied. "I rigged a microphone in the house, so far everyone's discovered our damage, except for Yammy-kins"
"That'll change, listen!" vegeta shouted.
The room quieted and everyone listened intently.
~ Yamcha's room ~
Yamcha stretched andopened his eyes, his vision was still a little blurry but eventually his eyes were in focus and what he saw above his bed terrified him, he gave a blood curdling scream and was shivering and hiding under his bed. There above his head was a enlarged coputer enhanced photo of his being riden by a woman, but that wasn't all, it was the chancelor of this campus, Whitley beatrice, with his squinted eyes, saggy skin and Roseann sounding voice.
Don't you almost feel sorry for Yammy-kins? I don't! What happens in the next chapter?
You'll like the next chapter. If and when I'll release it/write it. *sweat drop* Vegeta introduces Goku to 'the Z gang'? And what's going on between Goku and Chi Chi!?
Please review and tell me if this is good. *puppy eyes*
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD
