Disclaimer:

As sad as it is,
the truth is not sweet,
I do not own my precious
Dragonball Z *sniff*

I'm actually a real poet, I may upload some new stuff. LOL!

The other disclaimer, ideas from the movies 'Revenge of the Nerds' and 'PCU' (Politically correct U) i don't own those.


Chapter 5
More than a Drinking Buddy





Morning came quickly after the partying everyone did at Planet Vegeta for their delicious victory.


"Okay, food duty is Bulma...and Goku" Piccolo shouted.


"Again" Bulma whined.


"Suck it up woman" Vegeta muttered.


Bulma glared at Vegeta but walked towards the door. Piccolo gave Goku the list of food. They left. Vegeta was having doubts.


*Why do I care if she's with Kakarott? It's not a big deal!* Vegeta argued with himself.


Vegeta crossed his arms over his chest and sat down at the couch angrily.






~ 2 hours later ~






Vegeta looked up when Goku and Bulma barreled into the house laughing wildly.


"What's so funny baka's?"


Goku and Bulma looked at him and continued laughing.


"Goku, you wanna coem to the club with me tonight and get a drink?"


"Sure" Goku said.


"Woman, that's what we do! We go out, reject everyone who likes our good looks, get drunk, and harass the foreign cab drivers"


"Vegeta, your not the only hot guy here" Bulma pointed out.


Vegeta sniffled a little but turned around and marched off.


"Come on Goku" Bulma shouted.






~ At the club ~





Bulma and Goku entered. Bulma sighed at the humidity and liud music. She pulled Goku to the bar. She asked for a long island ice tea, Goku just shook his head in a no gesture.


"Bulma, where's Vegeta?" some girl asked.


"He couldn't makeit, but I got the next best thing!"


The girl growled and stalked off. Bulma laughed and took a sip of her drink.


"Bulma, I know it's nice of you to invite me, but I feel as though you have a reason for me being here"


"Your sharp Goku" Bulma placed her drink down "I need your advice"


"Like what?"


"I've asked the girls and Piccolo, and their advice totally sucks ass"


"Well, what's your problem?" Goku asked.


"I like Vegeta, but I don't know how to tell him"


"Hmmm, i'd say just tell him"


"That's what everyone else said!" Bulma shouted.


"Well, if you told him infront of everyone, he'd deny it, I can tell, but if you say it in private, I think he'l get the message"


"Private eh?" Bulma muttered. "Thanks Goku"


Bulma jumped down and ran out the club. Goku yelped when he realised that he didn't have money to pay. He gulped and laughed sheepishly at the bartender.






~ Planet Vegeta ~





Bulaa ran in the house and into her room where 18 was staring at her.


"Girl, what are you doing?"


"Taking goku's advice" Bulma said as she undressed and put on a black robe.


"Let me guess, your "


"Guess all you like, I'm on a mission! Vegeta won't be my drinking buddy no more!" Bulma shouted.


Bulma jumped up and left the room. She ran upstairs to Vegeta's level. She knocked on his master bedroom door. She heard a grunt from the other side and opened the door. Vegeta was at his desk looking over school papers.


"Who dares disturb me?" Vegeta asked not looking up.


"Geta?" Bulma said sweetly.


"What is it..."


Vegeta turned and saw Bulma's robe slightly open. He could tell she was naked underneath, but why.


"Woman?"


Bulma climbed into Vegeta's lap


"I didn't have much fun with Goku, then I remember how much fun we have. Can we have more?" Bulma whispered.


Vegeta inhaled her neck and all around her.


*No scent of alcohol*


Vegeta looked in her eyes and lifted her in the air and onto his king size bed.
















Tee Hee! well, there will be a lemon in the next chapter. :) Then I'll focus on Goku and Chi Chi, I may not do a lemon for them, but we'll have to see.


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