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As sad as it is,
the truth is not sweet,
I do not own my precious
Dragonball Z *sniff*

I'm actually a real poet, I may upload some new stuff. LOL!

The other disclaimer, ideas from the movies 'Revenge of the Nerds' and 'PCU' (Politically correct U) i don't own those.


Chapter 7
Suey and Korn!





Vegeta and Piccolo arrived back at the house. Piccolo swung at the mini gong on the front table, grsping everyone's attention.


"Dudes and Dudetts, we're gonna have a party!"


"No way!" 18 shouted.


"really? What's the occasion?" Bulma asked.


"We're poor, we need quick cash!" Vegeta said simply.


"Alright everyone, you know the drill" Krillin shouted.


"Alright, Nature Boy (Krillin) sketch up a flyer and print 500 copies to 1000. Woman, 18 get that shitty band of yours together, your the opening act. Yajirobe, find a good band, and I mean GOOD, you walking bean bag! Green bean come with me, we need to get beer!" Vegeta ordered.


Goku and Chi Chi were left standind clueless.


"Vegeta, what do we do?"


Vegeta thought quickly.


"Be a walking advertisement!"


"Huh?"


Before Goku could wonder what Vegeta meant, he left. Goku sighed and turned to Chi Chi.


"What did he mean by that?"


"I don't know" Chi Chi replied.


"Iknow what he means." Bulma said "All you need is a sign advertising the party, that's it!"


"Alright, I'll get the sign and my coat"


"I don't think so!" Bulma shouted.


"wha?" Goku wondered.


"ALL YOU NEED IS THE SIGN!" bulma repeated.


Goku still wasn't clear, he looked around the room and saw the stares from everyone. Goku gulped, he now knew what was going on.






~ Campus Grounds ~






It was a blue sky and snuuy day, most of the students were lounging on the grass or under a tree, everyone looked up when they heard a scream in the distnce. There running down the large wide main path was Goku stark naked, with a sigh covering his chest and back, not his length or his backside.



"PARTY AT VEGETASEI! PARTY AT VEGETASEI!!" Goku shouted.



Goku finnaly turned the corner and was out of the sights of everyone. Chi Chi was waiting for him with a change of clothes.


"How'd I do?" Goku asked sheepishly.


Chi Chi was blushing profusely.


"I...uh...it was great"


"Thanks, we should head back to the house" Goku suggested.






~







Piccolo and Vegeta loaded the van with another crate of beer.


"Okay, next stop, grpcery store"


"Why there?" Piccolo cried out.


"cat liter, glue, and glitter"


"What the?"


"Their ingredients for the suey"


"Oh"








~






Yajirobe was walking around, thenhe saw a large bus turning a corner, he ran infront of it causing the bus to stop.


"What the hell?" The bus driver shouted.


Yajirobe jumped inside the bus.


"Dudes, are you a band?"


"Yeah" The member said.


"Would you play at a party for my friends?"


"What's in it for us?"


"Booze, Suey and ladies!" Yajirobe said excitedly.


"Alright"








~







Yamcha was blushing and panting under an oak tree. He didn't assume Goku was that blessed in that depeartment.


"Although he was great eye candy, telling the councelor of the illegal party will get Vegeta shut down for good!" Yamcha promised himself.


















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