Willow, Giles, Xander, and Anya jumped out of their seats around the table when Buffy dropped from a bunch of lights on the ceiling, onto the table.
With a groan, Buffy pushed herself up to a sitting position.
"Umm... oww," She said as she slid off the table. Rubbing the arm she landed on she said, "Stupid portal."
Just then two more figures landed on the table, startling everyone agian.
"Ugh!" Buffy2 said as she jumped off of Spike2 as soon as she realized she was ontop of him.
"Bloody Hell!" Spike2 proclaimed at the same time, also jumping up off the table.
Buffy1 stared at them with wide eyes. "Oh.. shit."
Buffy2 took in her surroundings, realizing that she was in Buffy1's time. She turned to face her.
"You know, you were supposed to figure this whole thing out, and go home. Not bring us with you! And I'm stuck here with Spike, of all people!" Buffy2 exclaimed.
"Maybe you guys need to figure stuff out too," Buffy1 suggested, a hint of a smile on her face.
"Maybe if we screw, we'll get back," Spike2 suggested crudly.
"WHAT?!?" Buffy2 screamed. "Eww! No!"
"C'mon, baby you know you want me."
Buffy2 made a face. "In your dreams."
He shrugged, smiling playfully. "Sometimes."
Buffy1 rolled her eyes. "Could you guys, like, stop for two seconds?" She faced Giles, "You have no idea how annoying they can..." Buffy trailed off as Giles gave her a look. "Right."
"Fine by me," Buffy2 said, walking over to Buffy1, trying to get away from Spike2.
"Cor, is that really me?" Spike1 asked, a little shocked by all of this.
"Yup... this is one of my worst nightmares... two Spikes." Buffy2 said with a volantary shudder.
"Twice the fun," Spike2 said, giving her a wolfish grin.
"God, could you get anymore perverted?" Buffy2 asked him, blushing furiously.
"Anyone ever tell you that you're cute when you're embarresed?" Spike2 said, a twinkle in his eyes.
Buffy2 didn't have anything to say back, she just blushed more.
Spike2 laughed, walking over to her. He quickly leaned down and kissed her straight on the lips before she even realized what he was doing.
Buffy2' s eyes widened, and she shoved him away. "Get off! Why the hell did you do that?" She yelled, shocked at the way her lips tingled. She..wanted Spike?!?
"Sorry," He said, sounding sincerly sorry. "I didn't know you found me that distugsting."
Buffy2 looked at him, confused. She'd actually hurt his feelings! Why was he so hurt by what she said?
Just then, she got the meaning of it, of everything he did and said to her. "Y-you like me?" She asked, an unbelieving tone to her voice.
Spike2 looked down sheepishly.
*Sheepish Spike? Okay, this is weird.* Buffy2 thought.
"Well.. yeah. Didn't want to tell you... its pretty obvious that you don't feel the same way." Spike2 admitted, refusing to take his eyes off the floor. "But, it doesn't matter.. pretty much figured I didn't have a chance with you," he told her, finally looking up at the wall "Actually maybe we could just forget-"
"Spike," Buffy2 said, getting his attention. He looked at her. "Shutup."
With a small smile she grabbed him and kissed him, tongue and all.
And then they were gone, the flashy lights taking them back to their time.
*****
After a few moments of silence, Xander spoke up. "What just happened? Does anyone else feel like they missed something?"
"Yeah, I sure as hell do," Riley said angerly, not liking the sight of Buffy and Spike kissing.
"While all this is fascinating, I'm sure I'm not the only one who is curious about how you got back," Willow said, sitting back in her chair that had been neglected, due to the Buffy and Spike show.
"Well, umm, those lights.. it was a-" Buffy started.
"Yeah, we know all of the bookish details of it. What Willow means is what did you figure out?" Xander asked, also sitting. Anya followed his example, as did Giles.
"Oh.. well, we talked about it, and I did some thinking.. and the whole thing was.. I had to figure out that... umm.." Buffy quickly searched her brain for a lie. "The whole death wish thing... I had to figure that out." Buffy said finally, hoping they believed her.
"Why are you lying, Buffy?" Riley asked her, obviously tense.
"L-lying?" Buffy asked weakly, knowing she was caught.
"We already know that you can't stake Spike. And you obviously figured it out, or you wouldn't be here." Riley told her, jelously evident in his voice.
"You do?" Buffy asked, a deer-caught-in-headlights expression on her face. "I mean..."
"What is it that you don't want us to know?" Xander asked her, looking at her with curiosity.
"You know what, I'm really tired... Maybe we could just finish this tomarrow?" Buffy told them, adding a yawn for their benefit.
"You're scared to let me know," Spike stated, walking over to her. She looked up at him. "You think that it would be a weakness on your part."
"Wouldn't it?" She asked, looking straight at him.
*God he is fine... why did I never realize it before?*
"In the old days, yes. Things have changed, Buffy. I'm not your enemy. I'm your friend."
"I know that. That's why thats not the issue."
"Then what is?"
"I..."
"She wants to have orgasms with him!" Anya excalimed, jumping up from her seat, clapping her hands together in excitement. "This is so entertaining!" Anya smiled brightly. "Does this mean you're getting rid of Riley? Coz, you know, I think it would be better for you... I mean, he doesn't make you orgasm... you have to fake it. I don't think you'll have that problem with Spike..."
Everybody, who had, in the beginning, before Anya's blurt, been staring at Buffy, were now looking at Anya in shocked disgust.
"Anya!" Buffy cried, her face bright red. "That was our secret!"
"But, you never told me that you wanted Spike. I figured it out myself."
"Not that... the other thing..." Buffy said, blushing even more.
"Oh.. you meant the part about how bad Riley is in bed?"
"That's true? You told her that?" Riley asked, outraged.
"I'm sorry.. you just don't make me feel that way.." Buffy said quietly, looking at the floor.
"Fine.. I'm gone.." Riley stomped over to the door.
Buffy flinched as the door slammed loudly.
After a couple moments of uncomfortable silence, Willow said, "I guess Anya was right then?"
Then suddenly Xanders chair flew over backwards as he shot up out of it in sudden realization. "You want Spike?"
Uh oh... Buffy thought as she looked up at everyone with wide eyes.
Xander got his answer when the door slammed open, and the faint sound of Buffy running away could be heard.
With a groan, Buffy pushed herself up to a sitting position.
"Umm... oww," She said as she slid off the table. Rubbing the arm she landed on she said, "Stupid portal."
Just then two more figures landed on the table, startling everyone agian.
"Ugh!" Buffy2 said as she jumped off of Spike2 as soon as she realized she was ontop of him.
"Bloody Hell!" Spike2 proclaimed at the same time, also jumping up off the table.
Buffy1 stared at them with wide eyes. "Oh.. shit."
Buffy2 took in her surroundings, realizing that she was in Buffy1's time. She turned to face her.
"You know, you were supposed to figure this whole thing out, and go home. Not bring us with you! And I'm stuck here with Spike, of all people!" Buffy2 exclaimed.
"Maybe you guys need to figure stuff out too," Buffy1 suggested, a hint of a smile on her face.
"Maybe if we screw, we'll get back," Spike2 suggested crudly.
"WHAT?!?" Buffy2 screamed. "Eww! No!"
"C'mon, baby you know you want me."
Buffy2 made a face. "In your dreams."
He shrugged, smiling playfully. "Sometimes."
Buffy1 rolled her eyes. "Could you guys, like, stop for two seconds?" She faced Giles, "You have no idea how annoying they can..." Buffy trailed off as Giles gave her a look. "Right."
"Fine by me," Buffy2 said, walking over to Buffy1, trying to get away from Spike2.
"Cor, is that really me?" Spike1 asked, a little shocked by all of this.
"Yup... this is one of my worst nightmares... two Spikes." Buffy2 said with a volantary shudder.
"Twice the fun," Spike2 said, giving her a wolfish grin.
"God, could you get anymore perverted?" Buffy2 asked him, blushing furiously.
"Anyone ever tell you that you're cute when you're embarresed?" Spike2 said, a twinkle in his eyes.
Buffy2 didn't have anything to say back, she just blushed more.
Spike2 laughed, walking over to her. He quickly leaned down and kissed her straight on the lips before she even realized what he was doing.
Buffy2' s eyes widened, and she shoved him away. "Get off! Why the hell did you do that?" She yelled, shocked at the way her lips tingled. She..wanted Spike?!?
"Sorry," He said, sounding sincerly sorry. "I didn't know you found me that distugsting."
Buffy2 looked at him, confused. She'd actually hurt his feelings! Why was he so hurt by what she said?
Just then, she got the meaning of it, of everything he did and said to her. "Y-you like me?" She asked, an unbelieving tone to her voice.
Spike2 looked down sheepishly.
*Sheepish Spike? Okay, this is weird.* Buffy2 thought.
"Well.. yeah. Didn't want to tell you... its pretty obvious that you don't feel the same way." Spike2 admitted, refusing to take his eyes off the floor. "But, it doesn't matter.. pretty much figured I didn't have a chance with you," he told her, finally looking up at the wall "Actually maybe we could just forget-"
"Spike," Buffy2 said, getting his attention. He looked at her. "Shutup."
With a small smile she grabbed him and kissed him, tongue and all.
And then they were gone, the flashy lights taking them back to their time.
*****
After a few moments of silence, Xander spoke up. "What just happened? Does anyone else feel like they missed something?"
"Yeah, I sure as hell do," Riley said angerly, not liking the sight of Buffy and Spike kissing.
"While all this is fascinating, I'm sure I'm not the only one who is curious about how you got back," Willow said, sitting back in her chair that had been neglected, due to the Buffy and Spike show.
"Well, umm, those lights.. it was a-" Buffy started.
"Yeah, we know all of the bookish details of it. What Willow means is what did you figure out?" Xander asked, also sitting. Anya followed his example, as did Giles.
"Oh.. well, we talked about it, and I did some thinking.. and the whole thing was.. I had to figure out that... umm.." Buffy quickly searched her brain for a lie. "The whole death wish thing... I had to figure that out." Buffy said finally, hoping they believed her.
"Why are you lying, Buffy?" Riley asked her, obviously tense.
"L-lying?" Buffy asked weakly, knowing she was caught.
"We already know that you can't stake Spike. And you obviously figured it out, or you wouldn't be here." Riley told her, jelously evident in his voice.
"You do?" Buffy asked, a deer-caught-in-headlights expression on her face. "I mean..."
"What is it that you don't want us to know?" Xander asked her, looking at her with curiosity.
"You know what, I'm really tired... Maybe we could just finish this tomarrow?" Buffy told them, adding a yawn for their benefit.
"You're scared to let me know," Spike stated, walking over to her. She looked up at him. "You think that it would be a weakness on your part."
"Wouldn't it?" She asked, looking straight at him.
*God he is fine... why did I never realize it before?*
"In the old days, yes. Things have changed, Buffy. I'm not your enemy. I'm your friend."
"I know that. That's why thats not the issue."
"Then what is?"
"I..."
"She wants to have orgasms with him!" Anya excalimed, jumping up from her seat, clapping her hands together in excitement. "This is so entertaining!" Anya smiled brightly. "Does this mean you're getting rid of Riley? Coz, you know, I think it would be better for you... I mean, he doesn't make you orgasm... you have to fake it. I don't think you'll have that problem with Spike..."
Everybody, who had, in the beginning, before Anya's blurt, been staring at Buffy, were now looking at Anya in shocked disgust.
"Anya!" Buffy cried, her face bright red. "That was our secret!"
"But, you never told me that you wanted Spike. I figured it out myself."
"Not that... the other thing..." Buffy said, blushing even more.
"Oh.. you meant the part about how bad Riley is in bed?"
"That's true? You told her that?" Riley asked, outraged.
"I'm sorry.. you just don't make me feel that way.." Buffy said quietly, looking at the floor.
"Fine.. I'm gone.." Riley stomped over to the door.
Buffy flinched as the door slammed loudly.
After a couple moments of uncomfortable silence, Willow said, "I guess Anya was right then?"
Then suddenly Xanders chair flew over backwards as he shot up out of it in sudden realization. "You want Spike?"
Uh oh... Buffy thought as she looked up at everyone with wide eyes.
Xander got his answer when the door slammed open, and the faint sound of Buffy running away could be heard.
