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A/N: This is the sequel to The Good Ol' Days it's based around the Hardy family, so read, review and enjoy.

AT THE ARENA

"WOW, What a match perfectly finished with that famous Jessie Drop! I remember the first day I saw that move just over 13 years ago when Jessie was just 16. It was as good then as it is now!" Announced JR talking about the match Jessie had just won.
"Well JR that's the last time you will see that move for awhile!" Said the guest commentator Jeff Hardy.
"What do you mean Jeff?" Asked King.
"Well, Jessie is going to take some time off to have a child!"
"OH MY GOSH Jessie is pregnant!" Exclaimed JR.
"Yes!" Said Jeff with a smirk on his face.
"Who's the father?" Asked King in totally shock (Yes we all know he is an idiot).
"Hopefully her husband!" Stated JR.
"Jessie's married? Our young Jessie is married?"
"Yes, she got married about 2 years ago you went to the wedding!"
"I did?"
"Yes, Do you remember Edge and Matt Hardy's wedding?"
"Edge and Matt Hardy got married to each other?"
"No King! Edge and Kazza got married, Matt and Lita got married and Jeff and Jessie got married!"
"OH MY GOSH, Jeff your married?"
"Yes, King I am! And my wife is going to have a baby!"
"Well congratulations to you Jeff and your wife!"
"Thank you JR!"
"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, let me guess this straight 2 years ago you got married?" Asked King trying to get his facts straight.
"Yes, 2 years in 1 week!"
"And you got married to Jessie?"
"Yes, JR does he have a mental problem?"
"Yes there's been a lot of puppies tonight!"
"PUPPIES DID SOMEONE SAY PUPPIES?"
"No King!" Said JR getting annoyed.
"Ok, any way Jeff you married Jessie 2 years ago?"
"Yes, it will be our 2 year anniversary in 1 week!"
"And now Jessie is having a baby?"
"YES!!"
"WELL CONGRATULATIONS YOUNG MAN!!!"
"Thank you! And he FINALLY gets it!"
"So Jeff are you and your wife doing anything special for your anniversary?" Asked JR (the one with the brain).
"I can't tell you that I wouldn't want to spoil any surprises, for Jessie, Lita or Kazza!"
"Understandable!"
"WHOA, Jeff your also married Lita and Kazza?"
"No King Edge is married to Kazza and Matt my brother is married to Lita we all got married the same day!"
"Aha I don't get ya!" (Did I mention King is really stupid?)
"Don't worry about it! Any way Jeff thank you for helping commentate the match! All the best to your wife!"
"Thank you JR." Said Jeff standing up and leaving.
"JR, Jeff Hardy is married?" Said King starting up the whole questioning thing AGAIN!
"ARGH! Lets go to a commercial break!"


9 MONTHS LATER

Jeff is in the ring doing some big speech.
"I HAVE WORKED SO DAMN HARD FOR THE WWE TITLE AND I AM NOT ABOUT TO LOOSE IT TO A LITTLE PUNK LIKE SHANNON MOORE!"
All of a sudden Matt Hardy's image appeared on the Titantron.
"MATT WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT NOW?"
"Well Jeff I just thought I would interrupt this 'very important' speech of yours to inform you, your wife has just gone into labour!"
"WHAT! JESSIE'S GONE INTO LABOUR? AH HATE TO CUT THIS SHORT BUT BYE!" Jeff said then dropped the microphone and bolted up the ramp out the back and to a helicopter, which was used for emergencies, such as a wife going into labour! Jeff got to the hospital and bolted down to his wife's room! He got there just in time to see his child born. As he arrived his wife screamed,
"I HATE YOU JEFFERY NERO HARDY!"
"Why what did I do?"
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"My fault? You know it takes 2 to tango!"
"OH SHUT UP!"
15 minutes later Jessie gave birth to twins a beautiful boy and girl. By then her tune had changed.
"I love you Jeffery Nero Hardy!"
"Hey 15 minutes ago you said you hated me!"
"Ahh well it happens. Do you want to hold your children?"
"Ah I'm not that good around babies!"
"Nonsense you're their father!"
"Ok," he said nervously taking his newborn daughter.
"What should we name her?" Jessie asked.
"Rebecca!" Jeff whispered.
"Rebecca Michelle after one of the greatest women on the face of this earth!" Jeff said louder.
"Who?" Asked Jessie.
"My mother!"
"Ok Rebecca it is."
"Thank you! What will we name our son?"
"Blair, Blair Alexander after my father!"
"Deal, so it's Rebecca Michelle Hardy and Blair Alexander Hardy! Named after our parents!"
"Yeah!" Jessie Agreed then Jeff leant down and kissed her as he did Matt and Adam rushed in.
"Hey, congratulations little brother, Ha double the trouble!" Matt said congratulating Jeff. Causing Jeff to give him the evil eye!
"Nah just kidding they are beautiful, what's their names?"
"This is Rebecca named after mom and this is Blair named after Jessie's dad"
"What beautiful names for beautiful kids" Said Adam getting sappy.
"Well someone is in a sappy mood aren't they! Any way why are you here Adam didn't you have a match?" Asked Jessie.
"Ah, yeah it was kind of cancelled when I got the same news as Jeff!" Everyone looked at Adam strangely.
"I'M A DADDY!!" Adam screamed no longer able to hold the excitement.
"So you had a little boy?" Asked King popping up from no where (KING GO AWAY…. "Sorry")
"No my wife had a baby girl!"
"Well congratulations Adam!"
"Thanks Matt, and congratulations to you too!"
"WHAT? Matt don't tell me Amy has had her baby?" Said Jeff in total shock.
"Actually yes she did! She had a little boy!"
"OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH!"
"Yea but they say the second time is easier than the first. Trust me it wasn't!"
(WHOA these guys are in sync, they get engaged the same day, get married the same day and all have a kid the same day.)
"Hehehe,"
"Oi don't laugh you had two kids the same day at least I had mine a year apart."
"Umm actually none of you had kids today I had a kid today, and so did Kayla and Amy, WE DID all the hard work. Like always!"
"Sorry Jessie the great one!" Said Jeff playfully patronising his wife!
"Watch it mister or it will be you getting up in the early hours changing diapers etc."
"Ok I'll behave, so Adam what's your baby girls name?"
"Alison, Ally for short!"
"Beautiful name for an undoubtedly beautiful girl! Matt what's Shawn's baby brother's name" Jeff asked his big brother after sucking up to Adam. (Shawn is Matt's first son's name).
"Ah actually Amy insisted on naming it after this wonderful guy she knows"
"Aren't you jealous?" Asked Adam confused.
"No I wouldn't want my son named after me! Any way I agree with Amy this guy is wonderful!"
"Well hurry up and tell us the name" Said Jessie trying to get them to hurry along so she could be alone with her husband and children.
"Jeffery Michael Hardy!"
"OH MY GOSH! Are you serious? That's my name well apart from the middle name!" Said Jeff in total shock!
"Deadly serious Jeff, you are truly a wonderful guy and my son deserves a fine name like yours!"
"THANK YOU MATT!" Screamed Jeff jumping up and hugging his brother.
"Ahh, We better go get back to our wives now! And leave you and Jessie and your kids alone!" Said Adam (guys hugging guys made him uncomfortable even if they were brothers).
"Yeah your right Adam! Once again congratulations to you Jessie and Jeff" Said Matt to the new family before heading after Adam.
"Hey Adam I'll come with you to see your baby girl!" Matt called to Adam. Once Jessie and Jeff were left all alone with their new additions. After a couple of minutes of silence Jessie said,
"Jeff sweetie?"
"Yeah hon?"
"Will you do me a favour?"
"Anything for you!"
"Will you let the colour in your hair grow out so we can see your natural colour?"
"Ahh ok but I haven't had my natural colour in about 29 years!"
"I know that's why I want you to do it!"
"Ok, it's a done deal!"

TWO WEEKS LATER

"King! Today marks the return of 3 of our greatest male wrestlers!" Announced JR.
"Who?"
"Well the WWE Champion Jeff Hardy, one half of the tag team champions Edge and Matt Hardy!"
"Wow where have they been?"
"They have been with their wives who have just had children!"
"THEY'RE MARRIED????"
"Yes King! They are!"
"To each other?"
"No King, Jeff is married to Jessie, Edge is married to Kazza and Matt is married to Lita!"
"Ahhh I don't get ya!" Said King looking confused, JR then whispered something to King, who then jumped up and ran off screaming PUPPIES!!!
"Ah, ok now I need another commentator! Michael?" JR said and Michael Cole came over to help commentate. (Now they have the 2 commentators with at least SOME brains!).
"Ok, the next match is a No. 1 contender match to see who will fight Jeff at Royal Rumble next month. Naturally the WWE Champion Jeff will guest commentate!" Announced Michael Cole as Jeff made his way to the commentator's table.
"Howdy, JR, Michael!"
"Good Evening Jeff and welcome back."
"Thank you!"
"So Jeff how's father hood treating you?"
"It's great! I am loving it!"
"Good to hear, your hair is looking quite faded and you can start to see some regrowth is this because of waking up through out the night to tend to your children?"
"No, JR it isn't I actually made a deal with my wife that I would let my hair grow out so we could see my natural colour!"
"Ah and what colour is that?" Asked Michael.
"Honestly I don't know I haven't had my natural colour for about 29 years!"
"Seriously? How old are you now?"
"I turn 31 in a couple of months!"
"WOW so you haven't had your natural colour since you were about 1"
"That's right!"

A/N: OK that's the end of the first bit! What do you think, I know its dodgy with them all doing everything on the same day! But hey it happens! PLZ REVIEW I WILL BUY YOU CHOCOLATE. Mmmmm Chocolate!!