Chapter Two
Dog boy meets cat girl:
The other feancés
So how chomp did chomp you two chomp meet? Chomp,chomp asked Inu Yasha as
he chomped' down on his raman with great, and as Kagome would add: gross,
gusto.
Weel, ith's uh ong pthory, replied Ranma though his mouth full of the heavenly'
noodles.
Since Shampoo started to see the vein pop growing on Kagome's head, Shampoo
decided to tell her the ong pthory'.
When Ranma in training in China, he met Shampoo's clan. Rules of Shampoo's
clan is that if a foranger of the same sex as you bet you in combat, you
have to give them the kiss of death and follow them aaaaaaaaaaaaaall the
way around the world until you kill them! Shampoo said a bit too yupply for
the guests' taste.
But that doesn't explain Ranma Kagome said rather primly, without food in
her mouth, for she was not talking at the same time as she was eating.
But the boys ignored her good example.
You no know what happen on training trip? Shampoo asked in awe. How long
could these people have known Ranma, without knowing about his curse?!?
No, I don't, Kagome said, sending a scary look at her cousin.
Ranma gulped down his raman a little too quickly.
Oh! Shampoo show you! the waitress smiled, getting a bucket of cold water with
speed the new comers didn't expect she had.
At that gesture, Ranma rushed towards her to stop her, but it was too late.
The now dripping wet female Ranma tried to look down at her feet, but couldn't,
for two things' where in the way.
All Inu Yasha could do to express his shock, was to let his mouth hang open,
raman dripping out.
Kagome was also at a loss for words, although she showed this in a more dignefied'
way, but still it made her sound incredibly dumb.
Oh my,.
See? Ranma half girl, he change into girl with cold water, and change back
with hot water! Shampoo do same, but Shampoo turn's into neko!.
With that out of the way, Shampoo decided then to finish up the story.
So Shampoo follow Ranma all the way here to Japan, because Ranma was girl
at time when he bet Shampoo. The other law of clan says that if the foregner
is the opposite sex as you, you must marry them! So Shampoo now Ranma feance,
although Shampoo no so sure about that, because Shampoo and spatula girl
crash Ranma's wedding with kitchen destroyer, she finished, taking in a deep breath
of air, for she needed it.
So you're his feance, Kagome said meekly after a few mints of silence.
In those minutes, Ranma had changed back into a guy, for he disliked being
a girl.
(AN: May I take the time to note here that there is no one else in the restaurant
at this time; just for the record and future references)
Yea, exfeance said Ranma in a chilling tone, looking at the kindly' waitress
with malice.
You had a wedding?!? Kagome screamed.
She and my other feance, Ukyo, bombed it. I think that would qualify as no,
the now exfeance of the other party declared coldly.
Shampoo started to sniffle again, because his tone cut her heart like a knife,
cutting open her already bruised pride.
You literally bombed it? Inu Yasha voiced, shocked again. He had heard about
bombs from when Kagome was studying WW2, and was in absolute awe about how
much damage they could cause.
Who is Ukyo and the other girl you where going to marry? questioned Kagome
in mild tone.
My other two feances, said Ranma casually, vaulting into the space between
Kagome and Inu Yasha. (AN: They are sitting down in a booth (both on one
seat); Kag on the inside, Inu sitting on the isle side)
You PIG!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE FEANCE AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome screamed into Ranma's ear angerly, no longer feeling pity for him.
Hey! It's not my fault!!!! Ranma yelled back, as he usually did with Akane, and
suddenly missed him fights with the tomboy.
My father engaged me to them! One before my birth, and the other when I was
a kid! Not my fault! he justified', And one more thing, he's also the one who
made me fight Shampoo! And he's the one who made me fall into the Spring of
the Drowned Girl! he added hastily.
Silence again.
So you're half neko? asked Inu Yasha, turning to Shampoo.
Ranma and Kagome fell over anime style.
Uh huh! And you half dog? Shampoo asked, tilting her head down a bit to glare
at him that way.
Their respective animal sounds came grumbling from the back of their thoghts,
starting to circle each other, like sharks in a pool, desperate for each other's
blood.
Um . . . why don't you two - started Kagome, but got cut off with Ranma's
Go out side!.
The two half animals took the words to heart, and started to circle each
other dangerously outside the twilight bathed Nekohatan.
(AN: What will happen next?!? Who will win the fight (if there is one if
you consider the pacifist, Kagome)??!!?? Will they meet the other feacanes?
Will Ranma (and co.?) find out Kagome and Inu Yasha's secrect?!? Find out
next chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of which I wont post for ages, sine I'm such
a lazy ass)
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