A/N: I'm happy that I got motivated to write more of this story, because I do quite like it, and I thank everybody who reviewed despite my two year old writers block!!! OMG it's been that long!! Wowza, well anyhoozle, everybody should have a good time reading this and I *coughHINTcough* hope that everybody reviews. Oh, and Sparx threatened to eat Spip if I didn't do more of this story because he loved it so much! Especially because he's in it, so I had no choice.
Disclaimer: The plot belongs to me, as well as Cory, but everything else belongs to JK!!
Surprise, surpriseLily yawned, and looked at her clock. 6:30 AM.
Oy, I had the MOST awful dream. There was this messy-haired kid with glasses, and he was like, a wizard or something, and I was a witch too n stuff, and I'm going to this weird school. I hate bad dreams.
Lily stumbled into the bathroom, stripped, and turned on the shower water. She hopped in and dumped an excessive amount of shampoo onto her head, and scrubbed.
Hey, in my dream, didn't I turn into Petunia, and she was in my body or something? Weird.
She rinsed out her hair, and dumped a bunch on conditioner into her hair too.
Wait a sec. Something's not right.
Lily took a lock of hair, and looked at it. She looked at her nails. Perfectly manicured and purple, obviously not the grubby bitten nails she'd had all of her life. "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!PPPEEEETTTUUUUNNNNIIIIAAAA!!!"
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Petunia woke up with a start hearing that prat screaming.
"WHAT NOW??"
Petunia sleepily walked into the bathroom that Lily was taking her shower in. Lily poked her head out of the shower and Petunia screamed.
"NNNOOOO!!!!!!! Not again! I won't let you do this to me you evil scum!!" Petunia yelled full-out at lily.
"WHAT??? ME," lily shrieked. "You think I want to be in your filthy body? YEAH RIGHT."
"Well I most certainly don't want to be in yours."
"HEY!!! WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE,??" shouted Violet from downstairs.
"NOTHING!!!" The twins shouted in unison.
"We can't let them know! They'd totally freak out," Lily pointed out.
"Are you kidding? Not tell them? You must be mad! I want my body back, thanks!"
"Fine, tell them, see if they believe you. Good Luck."
Petunia stomped downstairs and flopped into a chair at the table.
Violet saw the sulky look on Petunia's face. "What's the matter Lily dearest? Something wrong?" Petunia stared off into space.
"Wha.. What? Were you talking to me?"
"Yes, I think so, but I don't think you heard me."
"Oh, sorry mum. There's something that I need to tell you. You know how me and Lily-- I mean Petunia—were screaming at each other last night?"
"Yes, that was kind of strange," Violet commented.
"Well, we switched bodies, or whatever, It's really weird, even ask Lily. I know you think I'm Lily," Petunia sneered at the thought. "But, actually she's in my body."
Violet stared at Petunia for about three whole minutes, then nearly burst with laughter.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Hoo hoo… hee hee, Lily, dear, you crack me up! Oh I can't get over myself," Violet chuckled at the ridiculous thought of the twins switching bodies. "Sweetie, I know that you might be nervous about this Pigwarts school, or whatever it's called, and that you would think that it would be a fabulous joke to send your sister there. But, like it or not you are going."
Petunia grunted with expiration and frustration as she trudged up the stairs. Lily stood there with the look on her face that said 'told ya so'.
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Harry had woken up at about 5:00 am, left a note for his grandparents, and went out for a walk. It was a cool, crisp morning, and the sun was just barely rising. He walked into town and found a neat little café with outdoor tables. There was only one customer there; a girl with short, layered, brown hair, extremely light, green eyes (very intense), and looked about eleven or twelve. She looked pretty normal… then Harry did a double-take. She was reading a junky little manga book, but that was nothing special. What really got his attention was that the spoon in her hot chocolate was stirring itself.
Harry ran over to her, and grabbed the spoon. "What do you think you're doing? You're not supposed to do that in the middle of town! You are way under aged, and I'm surprised that Fudge hasn't dropped a letter on your doorstep by now."
The girl looked at him with a raised eyebrow. "What? Under aged? For what? Who's Fudge?"
"Wait a sec, you don't know yet? Haven't you gotten your letter yet?" Harry asked.
"What letter?"
"Have you ever heard of a place called Hogwarts? I guess not. Well, before you think that I'm totally mad, I'd like to add that you're most likely a witch."
"A witch. Mm Hmm. Right," she said sarcastically. "And cars can fly, and there are magic cloaks that make you invisible," she scratched her head mockingly and looked up. "And I'm quite sure that there are games of chess where you can dictate the pieces to move where you want them to."
"Well," Harry said, looking amused. "Yes, there are all of those things in the Wizarding world. If you don't believe me," he said, taking out his wand, "watch. Wingardium Leviosa!" The girl watched in amazement as her hot chocolate floated up into the air, and back down onto the table. She stared at him.
"WHOA!!! Do that again!!!"
"Uh… I'm afraid I can't. I'm also an under age wizard, so I can't do magic unless it's a dire emergency," Harry said looking disappointed. "I should be in trouble for doing just that. By the way, what's your name?"
"Cory," she said, "Cory Adamson."
A/N: Well, that's the third chapter! I hope you all liked it! As I said before, I really am sorry for having two-year writer's block… anyhoozle, here are the review thank-yous!
Review thanx: PigwidgeonChick(yes, Sparx agreez that lethifolds are cool! Oh, and the Harryronweasleypotter thing is cuz Harry got all tripped up when he saw his mum at age 11), AriaStar(yes, I know you hate the story don't we all? And Sparx has been wanting to eat you for a LONG time! Read the 1st A/N), Shadow(Ah… yes very interesting lmao! BTW, I'm looking for a beta-reader ::hint hint::), Jedi Cosmos, Mercutia13579(He had a minor spot of amnesia and forgot just that…*sigh*whatever), Dauphin(ah.. glad you thought it was funny! I'm also v. glad that I'M ACTUALLY WRITING THIS!!!!!!! Too bad that you have exams… that was probably a year ago, but whatever! I think that I got this out after your exams ya? Glad that you were honored to be third listed, but I don't put the most important reviewers at the top of the list, heck, I don't even have top reviewers at all! And, don't worry about the selfishness cuz I guess that I deserve it… god two year long writers block blows my mind!), A-man(there's no more potion, remember? They dumped the "salad dressing" in each other's juice, oh and on that other point of making the potion, you'll see what happens), cammie, peta, the girl who is obsessed with Harry Potter(I don't know how many chapters this thing will have but I just hope that you all are satisfied with whatever I write, and I object to the fact that you gained your saneness, because insanieness is GOOD!!!), Casey Mountian(yes, I know I'm odd.), and FINALLY Unicorn777(well, here's more!)
Well, I think that was the longest review thank you ever written!!! That took up one whole page! I hope that was a cliff hanger for you to see what happens to Cory, Harry, Petunia and Lily, eh?
Next: Harry sends an owl to Dumbledore and explains everything, and why Cory hasn't gotten her letter yet, and also explaining about the little mishap with Petunia and Lily! More next!
