=We interrupt this fanfic to display the author/keyboard catfight=
Author: Hiii Ya!
Keyboard: Ya have to do better than that! --KLONK!-- ……ooof…..
Author: (dusting herself off) How's that for better, huh?
Keyboard: oooh……..
Author: hehehe….. what the?!?… --BLAM!--…. Ahhh!!!
Keyboard: Hah! The brick compliments of me!
Author: I'll get you for that!!! ……..--BONG! Ha ha ha ha ha!…….ow… my arm…
Keyboard: (rubbing head) ow, my head……
Author: You're a keyboard! You don't have a head!
Keyboard: Speak for yourself!
Author: I can't believe I'm fighting a pen!
Keyboard: I can't believe I'm fighting the author!
Author: Did you just insult me?
Keyboard: Did you just insult me???
Author: Nobody insults me and gets away with it!
Keyboard: Likewise!
Author: (charging) YYAAAAAAA!!
Keyboard: (also charging) YAAAAAA!!
= The monumental battle continues. All of a sudden, Goku appears. He blasts an energy blast at the fighters=
Author: AHHH!! (runs).
Keyboard: AHHHH! (runs too).
=The energy doesn't go anywhere near them, though, because Goku explodes them by hitting the beams together=
Goku: What hell do you think you're doing?!?! I was watching from the other dead dimension! Just whan it was getting good, you have to start fighting! This is my son and future daughter-in-law here! I want to know that happens!
Author/Keyboard: bu-bu-bu-bu-….
Goku: Enough! Why are you fighting, anyway?
Author: The keyboard was getting nasty!
Keyboard: The author was getting boring!
Author: Did not! You were getting nasty! And too sappy!
Keyboard: You're an idiot! You're too boring! I'm trying to liven things up!
Author: Liven things up by something else, not by being sick! Don't you remember the rating???
Keyboard: You're an idiot!
Author: What!!! You hapless board, I'll destroy you!
Keyboard: Is that a threat???
Author: Well, DUH!
Keyboard: That's it. YAAAA! (charges).
Author: YAAAAAAAA!! (charges).
= The fight was going to continue, if not Goku had stuck out his hands and kept them easily apart=
Goku: What's with you guys?!?!? Don't you get it? If you work together, it'll produce a great fic! I like fan fics, al long as they're not too nasty! Oh, and since this is Gohan we're talking about here, no heavy stuff, alright? Or I'll throw a KAMEHAHA at you! Got it?
Keyboard: (sighing) No choice.
Author: (sighing). Alright.
Goku: That's better.
= And so the fanfic was to go on, and be equally funny and serious, while--=
Author: HEY! Who the hell are you!?!?
Keyboard: YEAH!
= Uh, well, I'm the narrator.=
Author: I'm the author! I do the narration!
= Um, yeah, well, you were fighting, so I figured I'd--=
Author: Nobody messes with the narration!
Keyboard: Yeah, and who are you?
Author: (getting all dreamy).. Hey, are you M.B?
= Uh, NO! That's not who I am! =
Author: (getting angry) well, then, who the hell are you!?!?!
= Um, I'm, I'm--=
Keyboard: WHO ARE YOU?!?!?
Author: (extremely peeved by
now) WIL-MA!!!
William: Who? Me? Chichi? Why'd you yell at me?
Author: Oops… uh, heheh… my bad. I guess I thought it was you as the narrator, 'cause you deleted all my files on the computer and downloaded all this junk under my name… sorry. (Acts sheepish).
William: (Walking away) Crazy person.
Author: You're crazier! You're in the enhanced class!
William: Whatever. (disappears).
=Like, okay, that was close.=
Keyboard: Okay, back to the issue at hand. WHO. ARE. YOU!?
Author: Wait a minute! I recognize that valley-girl voice! Is it…
= Oh no, she found me out=
Author: You're…. You're… HABIRA-BELLY!
= oh no.=
Keyboard: WHO?!?!?????
Author: Hajira, my worst enemy!
Keyboard: (amused) Why?
Author: Why? Why???? She's an idiot! She's fat, she's a slut, she's and ass, she's stupid—
Keyboard: Watch your language.
Author: Anyway, you get the jist of it. Oh, and readers—(faces audience)… I don't have anything against er, anyone else with the above qualities, just the person in question. Don't flame me for that, alright? I respect everyone on this earth but her. (Faces the enemy again). HAJIRA! WHY. ARE YOU. HERE!?!?!??
= Um, like, you were fighting, like, there was no narrator to--=
Author: And so you just JUMPED IN !?!?
= Um, like, yes? =
Goku: (stepping in). Shall I dispose of her, Chichi?
Author: Wait, Goku. HAJIRA!! I'd rather have WILMA narrate than YOU!!
William: (Appearing again) You called?
Author: Nevermind, Wilma. (William disappears again).
Goku: Now may I dispose of her?
Keyboard: Yeah! Let's see some action!
Author: Wait. Let me do the honours.
= Oh, like, damn.=
Author: Hai….Ki……… YAAAAAAAAAA!! (kicks Hajira into oblivion).
= Like, OH NOOOO! Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off agaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiin!= (plink!)
Keyboard: Well. That was weird
Goku: Yeah. She watched too much Pokemon.
Author: (dusting herself off) Ahh. Finished. Well, now that that's over, why don't we get back to the fan fic? Okay?
Keyboard: I forgot about that! Yeah, let's!
Goku: Now, get going, but remember what I told you—NOT boring, but NOT NASTY BECAUSE GOHAN'S IN IT!!! I'M WATCHING!!! (flies out of sight).
Author: Okay folks! Expect the next chapter out very soon! I can't post it now, because I'm too tired whooping Hajira's butt. But, check back soon, 'cause I promise it'll be up! Cheers! o.~
