=We interrupt this fanfic to display the author/keyboard catfight=

Author:  Hiii Ya!

Keyboard:  Ya have to do better than that!  --KLONK!--  ……ooof…..

Author:  (dusting herself off) How's that for better, huh?

Keyboard:  oooh……..

Author:  hehehe….. what the?!?… --BLAM!--…. Ahhh!!!  

Keyboard:  Hah!  The brick compliments of me!

Author:  I'll get you for that!!! ……..--BONG!  Ha ha ha ha ha!…….ow… my arm…

Keyboard:  (rubbing head) ow, my head……

Author:  You're a keyboard!  You don't have a head!

Keyboard:  Speak for yourself!

Author:  I can't believe I'm fighting a pen!

Keyboard:  I can't believe I'm fighting the author! 

Author:  Did you just insult me?

Keyboard:  Did you just insult me???

Author:  Nobody insults me and gets away with it! 

Keyboard:  Likewise!

Author:  (charging)  YYAAAAAAA!!

Keyboard:  (also charging)  YAAAAAA!!

= The monumental battle continues.  All of a sudden, Goku appears.  He blasts an energy blast at the fighters=

Author:  AHHH!! (runs).

Keyboard:  AHHHH! (runs too).

=The energy doesn't go anywhere near them, though, because Goku explodes them by hitting the beams together=

Goku:  What hell do you think you're doing?!?!  I was watching from the other dead dimension!  Just whan it was getting good, you have to start fighting!  This is my son and future daughter-in-law here!  I want to know that happens!

Author/Keyboard:  bu-bu-bu-bu-….

Goku:  Enough!  Why are you fighting, anyway?

Author:  The keyboard was getting nasty! 

Keyboard:  The author was getting boring!

Author:  Did not!  You were getting nasty!  And too sappy!

Keyboard:  You're an idiot!  You're too boring!  I'm trying to liven things up!

Author:  Liven things up by something else, not by being sick!  Don't you remember the rating???

Keyboard:  You're an idiot!

Author:  What!!!  You hapless board, I'll destroy you!

Keyboard:  Is that a threat???

Author:  Well, DUH!

Keyboard:  That's it.  YAAAA! (charges).

Author:  YAAAAAAAA!! (charges).

= The fight was going to continue, if not Goku had stuck out his hands and kept them easily apart=

Goku:  What's with you guys?!?!?  Don't you get it?  If you work together, it'll produce a great fic!  I like fan fics, al long as they're not too nasty!  Oh, and since this is Gohan we're talking about here, no heavy stuff, alright?  Or I'll throw a KAMEHAHA at you!  Got it?

Keyboard:  (sighing)  No choice.

Author:  (sighing).  Alright.

Goku:  That's better.

= And so the fanfic was to go on, and be equally funny and serious, while--=

Author:  HEY!  Who the hell are you!?!?

Keyboard:  YEAH!

= Uh, well, I'm the narrator.=

Author:  I'm the author!  I do the narration!

= Um, yeah, well, you were fighting, so I figured I'd--=

Author:  Nobody messes with the narration!

Keyboard:  Yeah, and who are you?

Author:  (getting all dreamy).. Hey, are you M.B?

= Uh, NO!  That's not who I am! =

Author:  (getting angry)  well, then, who the hell are you!?!?!

= Um, I'm, I'm--=

Keyboard:  WHO ARE YOU?!?!?

Author:  (extremely peeved by now)  WIL-MA!!!
William:  Who?  Me?  Chichi?  Why'd you yell at me?

Author:  Oops… uh, heheh… my bad.  I guess I thought it was you as the narrator, 'cause you deleted all my files on the computer and downloaded all this junk under my name… sorry. (Acts sheepish).

William:  (Walking away)  Crazy person.

Author:  You're crazier!  You're in the enhanced class!

William:  Whatever.  (disappears).

=Like, okay, that was close.=

Keyboard:  Okay, back to the issue at hand.  WHO. ARE. YOU!?

Author:  Wait a minute!  I recognize that valley-girl voice!  Is it…

= Oh no, she found me out=

Author:  You're…. You're… HABIRA-BELLY!

= oh no.=

Keyboard:  WHO?!?!?????

Author:  Hajira, my worst enemy!

Keyboard:  (amused)  Why?

Author:  Why? Why????  She's an idiot!  She's fat, she's a slut, she's and ass, she's stupid—

Keyboard:  Watch your language.

Author:  Anyway, you get the jist of it.  Oh, and readers—(faces audience)… I don't have anything against er, anyone else with the above qualities, just the person in question.  Don't flame me for that, alright?  I respect everyone on this earth but her.  (Faces the enemy again).  HAJIRA!  WHY. ARE YOU. HERE!?!?!??

= Um, like, you were fighting, like, there was no narrator to--=

Author:  And so you just JUMPED IN !?!?

= Um, like, yes? =

Goku:  (stepping in).  Shall I dispose of her, Chichi?

Author:  Wait, Goku.  HAJIRA!!  I'd rather have WILMA narrate than YOU!!

William:  (Appearing again)  You called?

Author:  Nevermind, Wilma.  (William disappears again).

Goku:  Now may I dispose of her?

Keyboard:  Yeah!  Let's see some action!

Author:  Wait.  Let me do the honours.

= Oh, like, damn.=

Author:  Hai….Ki……… YAAAAAAAAAA!!      (kicks Hajira into oblivion).

= Like, OH NOOOO!  Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off agaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiin!=  (plink!)

Keyboard:  Well.  That was weird  

Goku:  Yeah.  She watched too much Pokemon.

Author:  (dusting herself off)  Ahh.  Finished.  Well, now that that's over, why don't we get back to the fan fic?  Okay?

Keyboard:  I forgot about that!  Yeah, let's! 

Goku:  Now, get going, but remember what I told you—NOT boring, but NOT NASTY BECAUSE GOHAN'S IN IT!!!  I'M WATCHING!!!  (flies out of sight).

Author:  Okay folks!  Expect the next chapter out very soon!  I can't post it now, because I'm too tired whooping Hajira's butt.  But, check back soon, 'cause  I promise it'll be up!  Cheers! o.~