Disclaimer and background info
I dont own anything. Even the characters that might seem original...
theyre ppl i know. If you sue me, I'll have to give you my 28$..and *counts
change six cents, but well...you see youd be wasting your time.
The school I went to for highschool was called The Indiana Academy for
Math, Humanities and Science. It was two year public boarding school
for gifted juniors and seniors of Indiana. Hope that clears things up,
it should be funny if you know nothing of the school, and hilarious
if you know all about it. ^_^
~Lynn
The Meeting
"Oy," Jennifer commented characteristically, "these are pretty good."
She smiled broadly and motioned to the books in front of her and her
friends. Harry Potter... they all read, with pictures of a young darked
hair boy in glasses.
"Yeah," Jess said, looking up from the page she was reading, "and they
almost have more homework than we do."
Jen giggled, face still buried in the largest and latest book. "I dont
know, they get more in the later years, it might be worse than here."
Jennifer typed something into her computer, "BoB says 'HAH, NOWHERE has
more homework than the academy."
"What does BoB know, anyway," Jen called out jokingly, "she never does
anything but sit in her room on her puter, she's not read any Harry Potter."
"Mmmhmm," Jess agreed. "She knows nothing of Hogwarts."
Jennifer broke out into giggles. "She just said if we would spend more time
on our homework and less reading children's stories, we'd be likely
to get our homework done once in a while."
"Hey, for the record mine IS done," Jen snorted.
"Of course it is," Jess rolled her eyes. "It ALWAYS is."
Jennifer typed some more into her computer. "I believe our friend BoB
concurs."
"Howdja come up with a big word like concurs?" Jen asked, and dodged the
inevitable pillow that came flying at her head.
"Bet BoB used it first," Jess commented. She had to dodge the second
pillow.
"Hey, where's Bethie anyways?" Jen asked tossing the pillow back towards
Jennifer.
"I don't know, but shh, Harry's using his invisibily cloak again, I really
like these scenes," Jess said burying herself further.
"She's not online," Jennifer commented offhandedly, "And BoB says she
hasn't seen her all day."
"Huh.." Jen thought out loud. "Thought she was coming to read with us."
"Probably off seeing Dr. Goldfeld bout chemistry. She's obsessed."
Jennifer shook her head vigorously.
"Mmm." Jen nodded. "Y'know, I imagine BoB's right, no one has more
homework than us."
"Yeah...right," an unmistakably male, british voice said faintly.
"BoB says I told you... what?" Jennifer looked around her crowded dorm
room puzzeldly. "Did you guys hear that?"
"Of course they did, were right here," a different, but still british male
voice said somewhat scathingly.
"Who's here," Jess mumbled, coming out of that place you go when your reading
thats not quite in the real world.
"Well, don't you even recognize the characters from the very books you're
reading," this time a very annoyed female british voice sounded.
"Right..." Jen said. "Well. This is interesting. Welcome, Ron, Harry
and Hermione to the Indiana Academy for Math Science and Humanities."
"Uhm...Jen...how are you taking this so well? Why aren't you at least a
TINY bit confused?" Jess asked still looking all over for the voices.
"Well its obvious what's happened, we might as well go with it, mightnt
we?" Jen said matter-of-factly.
"Y'know, she's right," Jennifer said and then almost fell off of her chair
as Ron, Harry and Hermione appeared in front of them.
"I'm Jen, that's Jess," she pointed to a short blonde girl on the bed,
"and that's Jennifer," she motioned to a taller, but still somewhat
short dark haired girl sitting at a desk. "We obviously know you."
"Obviously." Hermione said in a way that was slightly reminiscent of Jen.
"Now whats this about YOU having more homework than us," Harry asked,
sniggering.
"Yeah. That's not possible." Ron said looking down at the quill and
parchment that had come with him on this adventure. "I have to have
this essay done by tomorrow."
"Well...we have had three days to work on it," Hermione informed them.
"But still...we have an awful lot of homework at Hogwarts.."
"We have a ten page paper due Monday," Jennifer quipped. "And I've only
got half a sentence written."
"You and Ron," muttered Hermione and Jen at the same time.
The argument that ensued can only be described as pure chaos.
Meanwhile...at Hogwarts....
Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle wandered the halls. Out of the corner of his
eye Draco noticed Potter's mug in an open classroom, eager as ever
to cause trouble for Harry, he decided to check it out. "Stay here," he
muttered to his sidekicks and walked in. He figured something fishy
must be going on, for some reason, Potter, the know it all, and Weasely
were sitting in the room frozen. Then the large red button in the
center of the room caught his eye. It read "Press to cause trouble
for Harry Potter and friends". Now you'd think as clever as Draco Malfoy
is he'd have thought to read the fine print. But, I suppose the
tempation was too much for him. Draco pushed.
A large resounding POP echoed through two universes.
From his office Albus Dumbledore glanced at a scrying dish, chuckled
and let out a characteristic informative, "Hmm."
*funny so far* *keep going*^_^The LadyMuse^_^
I dont own anything. Even the characters that might seem original...
theyre ppl i know. If you sue me, I'll have to give you my 28$..and *counts
change six cents, but well...you see youd be wasting your time.
The school I went to for highschool was called The Indiana Academy for
Math, Humanities and Science. It was two year public boarding school
for gifted juniors and seniors of Indiana. Hope that clears things up,
it should be funny if you know nothing of the school, and hilarious
if you know all about it. ^_^
~Lynn
The Meeting
"Oy," Jennifer commented characteristically, "these are pretty good."
She smiled broadly and motioned to the books in front of her and her
friends. Harry Potter... they all read, with pictures of a young darked
hair boy in glasses.
"Yeah," Jess said, looking up from the page she was reading, "and they
almost have more homework than we do."
Jen giggled, face still buried in the largest and latest book. "I dont
know, they get more in the later years, it might be worse than here."
Jennifer typed something into her computer, "BoB says 'HAH, NOWHERE has
more homework than the academy."
"What does BoB know, anyway," Jen called out jokingly, "she never does
anything but sit in her room on her puter, she's not read any Harry Potter."
"Mmmhmm," Jess agreed. "She knows nothing of Hogwarts."
Jennifer broke out into giggles. "She just said if we would spend more time
on our homework and less reading children's stories, we'd be likely
to get our homework done once in a while."
"Hey, for the record mine IS done," Jen snorted.
"Of course it is," Jess rolled her eyes. "It ALWAYS is."
Jennifer typed some more into her computer. "I believe our friend BoB
concurs."
"Howdja come up with a big word like concurs?" Jen asked, and dodged the
inevitable pillow that came flying at her head.
"Bet BoB used it first," Jess commented. She had to dodge the second
pillow.
"Hey, where's Bethie anyways?" Jen asked tossing the pillow back towards
Jennifer.
"I don't know, but shh, Harry's using his invisibily cloak again, I really
like these scenes," Jess said burying herself further.
"She's not online," Jennifer commented offhandedly, "And BoB says she
hasn't seen her all day."
"Huh.." Jen thought out loud. "Thought she was coming to read with us."
"Probably off seeing Dr. Goldfeld bout chemistry. She's obsessed."
Jennifer shook her head vigorously.
"Mmm." Jen nodded. "Y'know, I imagine BoB's right, no one has more
homework than us."
"Yeah...right," an unmistakably male, british voice said faintly.
"BoB says I told you... what?" Jennifer looked around her crowded dorm
room puzzeldly. "Did you guys hear that?"
"Of course they did, were right here," a different, but still british male
voice said somewhat scathingly.
"Who's here," Jess mumbled, coming out of that place you go when your reading
thats not quite in the real world.
"Well, don't you even recognize the characters from the very books you're
reading," this time a very annoyed female british voice sounded.
"Right..." Jen said. "Well. This is interesting. Welcome, Ron, Harry
and Hermione to the Indiana Academy for Math Science and Humanities."
"Uhm...Jen...how are you taking this so well? Why aren't you at least a
TINY bit confused?" Jess asked still looking all over for the voices.
"Well its obvious what's happened, we might as well go with it, mightnt
we?" Jen said matter-of-factly.
"Y'know, she's right," Jennifer said and then almost fell off of her chair
as Ron, Harry and Hermione appeared in front of them.
"I'm Jen, that's Jess," she pointed to a short blonde girl on the bed,
"and that's Jennifer," she motioned to a taller, but still somewhat
short dark haired girl sitting at a desk. "We obviously know you."
"Obviously." Hermione said in a way that was slightly reminiscent of Jen.
"Now whats this about YOU having more homework than us," Harry asked,
sniggering.
"Yeah. That's not possible." Ron said looking down at the quill and
parchment that had come with him on this adventure. "I have to have
this essay done by tomorrow."
"Well...we have had three days to work on it," Hermione informed them.
"But still...we have an awful lot of homework at Hogwarts.."
"We have a ten page paper due Monday," Jennifer quipped. "And I've only
got half a sentence written."
"You and Ron," muttered Hermione and Jen at the same time.
The argument that ensued can only be described as pure chaos.
Meanwhile...at Hogwarts....
Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle wandered the halls. Out of the corner of his
eye Draco noticed Potter's mug in an open classroom, eager as ever
to cause trouble for Harry, he decided to check it out. "Stay here," he
muttered to his sidekicks and walked in. He figured something fishy
must be going on, for some reason, Potter, the know it all, and Weasely
were sitting in the room frozen. Then the large red button in the
center of the room caught his eye. It read "Press to cause trouble
for Harry Potter and friends". Now you'd think as clever as Draco Malfoy
is he'd have thought to read the fine print. But, I suppose the
tempation was too much for him. Draco pushed.
A large resounding POP echoed through two universes.
From his office Albus Dumbledore glanced at a scrying dish, chuckled
and let out a characteristic informative, "Hmm."
*funny so far* *keep going*^_^The LadyMuse^_^
