Disclaimer and background info
I dont own anything. Even the characters that might seem original...
theyre ppl i know. If you sue me, I'll have to give you my 28$..and *counts
change six cents, but well...you see youd be wasting your time.
The school I went to for highschool was called The Indiana Academy for
Math, Humanities and Science. It was two year public boarding school
for gifted juniors and seniors of Indiana. Hope that clears things up,
it should be funny if you know nothing of the school, and hilarious
if you know all about it. ^_^
~Lynn
The Switch
Part One-Hogwarts
Crabbe and Goyle stood guard in the hallways of the castle. It had been
several minutes since Draco had told them to stay put, and they were
getting restless. Being Crabbe and Goyle had certain disadvantages
however, and because Draco Malfoy had told them to stay put, they would
stay put. It's really too bad neither of them was a little more observant,
they might have noticed the eeensy, teensy, teeny, weeny button in
the neglected corner of the doorway that read, "Press to end trouble",
but I suppose even if they had, neither of them would have been clever
enough to think to press it. Even after Draco came skipping out of
the classroom.
"I'm a boy! I'm a boy!" Draco chanted in a sing song voice. "I've never
been a boy before!" He then proceeded to teehee.
Crabbe felt his jaw drop and saw Goyle's do the same. "Uh..?" he questioned
Malfoy.
"Oh yeah! Betcha wanna know what happened, huh? I would if I were you!
Well...I was minding my own business when I found myself in...I think
Jen said his name was Draco, right? Anyway in this kids body. And I get
to be a boy!" Draco began to giggle. "Call me BoB from now on, kay
guys!" and Draco/BoB proceeded to piroutte around the two boys in the hall.
"Your my goons right? Never had goons before. C'mon, lets go wherever
were supposed to go. Glad Jen told me lots about these books. Girl
never shuts up about them."
Crabbe blinked. Goyle blinked. And started towards the Slytherin common room.
Seemed like the right thing to do. Even if Draco was behaving a bit, well
REALLY oddly.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jen felt a large POP and then felt shorter. A lot shorter, and somehow
a bit younger. She looked around and saw that Jennifer's dorm had been
replaced by a classroom, that was painfully obviously in a castle.
She reached to push her glasses up instinctively and realized she no
longer woere any. And then she noticed something she hadn't had in years.
Peripheral vision! And then she noticed very bushy hair in the outskirts
of said peripheral vision. And then she figured out what happened.
"I must have turned into Hermione," she quipped. Instantly, all
of Hermione's memories surfaced, and told her pretty much what she needed to
know. And since all of this only took about thirty seconds, the other
two in the room didn't think she hadn't noticed them. (However, in those
thirty seconds she had missed Draco Malfoy's body skipping out of the room.
Too bad really, she was probably clever enough to deduce /something/ from
that bit of info.)
Jen/Hermione watched as Harry Potter's body began to finger his scar and
as Ron's shooed the rat out of his pocket frantically and jumped on the
desk screeching in a very femenine manner. Must be first or second year
Jen/Hermioine surmised, then smiled as Hermione's memory provided that
it was their second year. I imagine its one of those periods where it was
only written that they had a lot of work to do. Jen/Hermione sighed. She
supposed she ought to get things sorted out a bit.
"So, who's who?" she asked matter of factly.
"You....must....be....Jen?" Harry Potter's mouth stuttered. "Only...
you could take things this well. What's going on?"
"You're in Harry Potter's body, Jess. Once you acknowledge that, you'll
get some of his memories and things will be cleared up." Hermione/Jen informed
Harry/Jess. "And of course. Jennifer, you're in Ron Weasely's body,
don't tell me you're STILL, how did you put 'creeped out, not scared' by
rats?"
Ron/Jennifer looked daggers at Hermione/Jen. "I'm not," he growled. "Hey,
I really must have turned into Ron, I have a british accent now! Neat."
Hermione/Jen sighed. She could tell they were going to be in here awhile
sorting things out. She could only assume one of the Hogwarts kids, probably
Harry, he had a tendency to *the*? break the rules as she and Hermione's memories
both recalled, had switched them in order to prove a point. She crept
to the door to close it against prying eyes, wouldn't do to get anyone
in trouble now, and vaguely wondered how he'd done. Hermione's memories
had no answer for her.
~~~~~~~
Beth wondered how she had gotten out of Dr. Goldfeld's office, and where
she was really. It was a dark dank hallway, usually academy things
were kind of new. When someone called her Mr. Longbottom, she was especially
confused. And when the odd stranger scolded her for being in this hallway
and said he was taking ten points from her house, she was just plain
bewildered. Then she remembered she and her friends obsessive book
series, Neville Longbottom, and Proffessor Snape. Lucky for her, Neville's
somewhat scant memory did come back to her, and she could at least
/find/ Gryffindor common room. And she was relieved when no one thought
it strange that she had no idea what the password was and let her in. She
proceeded to the room Neville shared with the others and relieved to find
no one else there, flopped down on the bed she remembered as his. This
was going to take some time to sort out and she..he? wanted to rest first.
Part Two- The Academy
Draco Malfoy blinked. For some reason he was now staring at the contraption, he
believed muggles referred to as a computer. Out of sheer luck, he
caught his reflection out of the corner of his eye. He was now a sixteen year old
girl. A very developed, attractive sixteen year old girl. He spared some
time for thoughts that any mature twelve year old boy might have. Then
he wondered what he needed to do to rectify this situation, obviously
pressing the button had had some effects he hadn't intended it to have.
Of their own accord, his bodies memories came flowing to him. He was in
the body of a girl named BoB, who had been participating online in an
argument about whether Hogwarts or the Academy had more homework. BoB/Draco
closed her/his eyes. This was going to take some getting used to.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hermione felt taller. A lot taller. And older somehow. She realized she
was still in the strange room they had been transported to, but that
Harry and Ron were gone. Glancing around she caught her reflection in the mirror
and realized, she, or at least her body was gone. And she now inhabited
the body of the one called, Jen. Then Jen's memories came to her.
"IM A GIRL!" the one she recognized as Jennifer exclaimed, pulling her
out of Jen's memories, they were really quite interesting, and she wanted
to add them to hers. Thus she had been trying to memorize them.
"IMAGIRLIMAGIRLIMAGIRL!"
"Ron, Harry? Is that you?" she asked, and noted that she sounded American
now. That was odd. But perhaps natural. She was in an American's body
after all.
"Uh...I think I'm Ron Weasely. But IMAGIRL. Hermione?" Jennifer/Ron
wrinkled his face in an obvious display of disgust.
"Oh come on, being a girl isn't that bad. And yes this is Hermione, and
seems somehow one of you has switched us with those Academy people," and then
she looked suspiciously at the one called Jess. "How did you do it Harry?
And did you ever stop to think of the troulbe you could get us into? What
will you do if someone back at Hogwarts figures this out?"
"Well. I certainly didn't try and switch bodies with a girl! I happen to
agree with Ron! Being a girl is icky!" Jess/Harry inormed, Jen/Hermione.
Jen/Hermione noted Jess/Harry's somewhat red face, and decided not to
push things much further. Boys! Somewhat suddenly, she noticed a ruckus
in the hallway.
"WHERE AM I? Please I know I'm forgetful! But....I mean, I can't even
find Hogwarts. Someone please!"
"Beth...what are you talking about," she heard a muffled voice ask in
the hallway.
"But...I'm Neville....I thought I could at least remember who I was?"
She heard what she thought might be sobs. "Oh boy. Seems Neville must
have switched too," she informed the others. "I'll go rescue him, and
then we can get this whole mess sorted out." Jen/Hermione headed out the
doorway, and pulled the one panicking who was obviously Beth/Neville
into the room and shut the door behind her.
"I'm a girl...."Jennifer/Ron whimpered, as it closed with a thud.
Jen/Hermione shook her head. "Come off it." She could tell this was going to
take awhile.
I dont own anything. Even the characters that might seem original...
theyre ppl i know. If you sue me, I'll have to give you my 28$..and *counts
change six cents, but well...you see youd be wasting your time.
The school I went to for highschool was called The Indiana Academy for
Math, Humanities and Science. It was two year public boarding school
for gifted juniors and seniors of Indiana. Hope that clears things up,
it should be funny if you know nothing of the school, and hilarious
if you know all about it. ^_^
~Lynn
The Switch
Part One-Hogwarts
Crabbe and Goyle stood guard in the hallways of the castle. It had been
several minutes since Draco had told them to stay put, and they were
getting restless. Being Crabbe and Goyle had certain disadvantages
however, and because Draco Malfoy had told them to stay put, they would
stay put. It's really too bad neither of them was a little more observant,
they might have noticed the eeensy, teensy, teeny, weeny button in
the neglected corner of the doorway that read, "Press to end trouble",
but I suppose even if they had, neither of them would have been clever
enough to think to press it. Even after Draco came skipping out of
the classroom.
"I'm a boy! I'm a boy!" Draco chanted in a sing song voice. "I've never
been a boy before!" He then proceeded to teehee.
Crabbe felt his jaw drop and saw Goyle's do the same. "Uh..?" he questioned
Malfoy.
"Oh yeah! Betcha wanna know what happened, huh? I would if I were you!
Well...I was minding my own business when I found myself in...I think
Jen said his name was Draco, right? Anyway in this kids body. And I get
to be a boy!" Draco began to giggle. "Call me BoB from now on, kay
guys!" and Draco/BoB proceeded to piroutte around the two boys in the hall.
"Your my goons right? Never had goons before. C'mon, lets go wherever
were supposed to go. Glad Jen told me lots about these books. Girl
never shuts up about them."
Crabbe blinked. Goyle blinked. And started towards the Slytherin common room.
Seemed like the right thing to do. Even if Draco was behaving a bit, well
REALLY oddly.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jen felt a large POP and then felt shorter. A lot shorter, and somehow
a bit younger. She looked around and saw that Jennifer's dorm had been
replaced by a classroom, that was painfully obviously in a castle.
She reached to push her glasses up instinctively and realized she no
longer woere any. And then she noticed something she hadn't had in years.
Peripheral vision! And then she noticed very bushy hair in the outskirts
of said peripheral vision. And then she figured out what happened.
"I must have turned into Hermione," she quipped. Instantly, all
of Hermione's memories surfaced, and told her pretty much what she needed to
know. And since all of this only took about thirty seconds, the other
two in the room didn't think she hadn't noticed them. (However, in those
thirty seconds she had missed Draco Malfoy's body skipping out of the room.
Too bad really, she was probably clever enough to deduce /something/ from
that bit of info.)
Jen/Hermione watched as Harry Potter's body began to finger his scar and
as Ron's shooed the rat out of his pocket frantically and jumped on the
desk screeching in a very femenine manner. Must be first or second year
Jen/Hermioine surmised, then smiled as Hermione's memory provided that
it was their second year. I imagine its one of those periods where it was
only written that they had a lot of work to do. Jen/Hermione sighed. She
supposed she ought to get things sorted out a bit.
"So, who's who?" she asked matter of factly.
"You....must....be....Jen?" Harry Potter's mouth stuttered. "Only...
you could take things this well. What's going on?"
"You're in Harry Potter's body, Jess. Once you acknowledge that, you'll
get some of his memories and things will be cleared up." Hermione/Jen informed
Harry/Jess. "And of course. Jennifer, you're in Ron Weasely's body,
don't tell me you're STILL, how did you put 'creeped out, not scared' by
rats?"
Ron/Jennifer looked daggers at Hermione/Jen. "I'm not," he growled. "Hey,
I really must have turned into Ron, I have a british accent now! Neat."
Hermione/Jen sighed. She could tell they were going to be in here awhile
sorting things out. She could only assume one of the Hogwarts kids, probably
Harry, he had a tendency to *the*? break the rules as she and Hermione's memories
both recalled, had switched them in order to prove a point. She crept
to the door to close it against prying eyes, wouldn't do to get anyone
in trouble now, and vaguely wondered how he'd done. Hermione's memories
had no answer for her.
~~~~~~~
Beth wondered how she had gotten out of Dr. Goldfeld's office, and where
she was really. It was a dark dank hallway, usually academy things
were kind of new. When someone called her Mr. Longbottom, she was especially
confused. And when the odd stranger scolded her for being in this hallway
and said he was taking ten points from her house, she was just plain
bewildered. Then she remembered she and her friends obsessive book
series, Neville Longbottom, and Proffessor Snape. Lucky for her, Neville's
somewhat scant memory did come back to her, and she could at least
/find/ Gryffindor common room. And she was relieved when no one thought
it strange that she had no idea what the password was and let her in. She
proceeded to the room Neville shared with the others and relieved to find
no one else there, flopped down on the bed she remembered as his. This
was going to take some time to sort out and she..he? wanted to rest first.
Part Two- The Academy
Draco Malfoy blinked. For some reason he was now staring at the contraption, he
believed muggles referred to as a computer. Out of sheer luck, he
caught his reflection out of the corner of his eye. He was now a sixteen year old
girl. A very developed, attractive sixteen year old girl. He spared some
time for thoughts that any mature twelve year old boy might have. Then
he wondered what he needed to do to rectify this situation, obviously
pressing the button had had some effects he hadn't intended it to have.
Of their own accord, his bodies memories came flowing to him. He was in
the body of a girl named BoB, who had been participating online in an
argument about whether Hogwarts or the Academy had more homework. BoB/Draco
closed her/his eyes. This was going to take some getting used to.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hermione felt taller. A lot taller. And older somehow. She realized she
was still in the strange room they had been transported to, but that
Harry and Ron were gone. Glancing around she caught her reflection in the mirror
and realized, she, or at least her body was gone. And she now inhabited
the body of the one called, Jen. Then Jen's memories came to her.
"IM A GIRL!" the one she recognized as Jennifer exclaimed, pulling her
out of Jen's memories, they were really quite interesting, and she wanted
to add them to hers. Thus she had been trying to memorize them.
"IMAGIRLIMAGIRLIMAGIRL!"
"Ron, Harry? Is that you?" she asked, and noted that she sounded American
now. That was odd. But perhaps natural. She was in an American's body
after all.
"Uh...I think I'm Ron Weasely. But IMAGIRL. Hermione?" Jennifer/Ron
wrinkled his face in an obvious display of disgust.
"Oh come on, being a girl isn't that bad. And yes this is Hermione, and
seems somehow one of you has switched us with those Academy people," and then
she looked suspiciously at the one called Jess. "How did you do it Harry?
And did you ever stop to think of the troulbe you could get us into? What
will you do if someone back at Hogwarts figures this out?"
"Well. I certainly didn't try and switch bodies with a girl! I happen to
agree with Ron! Being a girl is icky!" Jess/Harry inormed, Jen/Hermione.
Jen/Hermione noted Jess/Harry's somewhat red face, and decided not to
push things much further. Boys! Somewhat suddenly, she noticed a ruckus
in the hallway.
"WHERE AM I? Please I know I'm forgetful! But....I mean, I can't even
find Hogwarts. Someone please!"
"Beth...what are you talking about," she heard a muffled voice ask in
the hallway.
"But...I'm Neville....I thought I could at least remember who I was?"
She heard what she thought might be sobs. "Oh boy. Seems Neville must
have switched too," she informed the others. "I'll go rescue him, and
then we can get this whole mess sorted out." Jen/Hermione headed out the
doorway, and pulled the one panicking who was obviously Beth/Neville
into the room and shut the door behind her.
"I'm a girl...."Jennifer/Ron whimpered, as it closed with a thud.
Jen/Hermione shook her head. "Come off it." She could tell this was going to
take awhile.
