Disclaimer and background info
I dont own anything. Even the characters that might seem original...
theyre ppl i know. If you sue me, I'll have to give you my 28$..and *counts
change six cents, but well...you see youd be wasting your time.
The school I went to for highschool was called The Indiana Academy for
Math, Humanities and Science. It was two year public boarding school
for gifted juniors and seniors of Indiana. Hope that clears things up,
it should be funny if you know nothing of the school, and hilarious
if you know all about it. ^_^
~Lynn
The Classes
Part One-Potions
Hermione/Jen could tell by Hermione's memories that they needed to go to
Potions. Oooh! Potions she couldn't wait! Professor Snape was her
favorite character...in fact if one didn't know better, they might
use the term...fangirl.
"Come on! Come on! We have to go to Potions! We can be early if we hurry!"
"Jen...I mean...Hermione," Harry/Jess said still a bit stuttery, "Don't
you think it'd be odd for Hermione, Ron and HARRY to show up early for
potions?" Unfortunately, Hermione/Jen had already walked out the door.
Harry/Jess could only follow, with Ron/Jennifer trailing behind, trying
to stay away from the rat. Er..Scabbers.
Draco/BoB happily skipped towards the Potions Dungeon. His/her goons
were following. He/she loved that. And he/she loved being he/she as well.
He/she giggled. Jen had gone on and on and on and on about Snape. And
Draco/BoB knew he/she would like him. And class in a dungeon! What could
be better!
"Hi! Hi! Proffy-Snape-Sama!" Draco/BoB chanted merrily.
Few had ever seen Proffessor Snape at a loss for words, he didn't speak
a lot, but he always knew what to say. Fewer still had ever seen
him taken aback. And no one had ever seen him downright shocked. Finally
he gained his composure. "You're acting a bit out of character today, Mr.
Malfoy. Please take your seat."
Draco/BoB giggled, and took his/her seat. Or a seat. Wasn't sure
if it was the usual one.
Just as Snape was beginning to process Draco's unusal behavior, Potter,
Weasely and Granger came into the room.
"Proffessor Snape!" Hermion/Jen squealed, "I love you! I'm one of your
biggest fans! I think you're oh so very happy and evil!"
And then, before he could get a grip on things, Draco Malfoy jumped up
and HUGGED Hermione Granger. This was too much. Severus Snape fainted
for the first time in is his life. Ever.
"Neat," Ron/Jennifer said.
"You guys," Harry/Jess said.
"Oh..." Draco/BoB and Hermione/Jen said in unison. The rest of the class
trailing in seemed shocked as well, though amused. Only Crabbe and Goyle
remained oblivious.
~~~~~~
Neville/Beth hurried down the hallway, he/she was going to be late. And Neville's
memories barely remembered where the dungeon was. Aarrgh. Finally
as she arrived, the room was in chaos and Snape was picking himself up off
of the floor.
"That's it. Twenty points off of Gryffindor for acting so horribly out
of character, Miss Granger." He didn't even acknowledge it when Draco
pointed out that this was not fair. He had had enough. "Now, everyone
to your seats, I have a class to run."
"He's worse than," Draco/BoB started,
"Goldfeld," Hermione/Jen finished.
Proffessor Snape threw his hands in the air. "To your seats." And he ignored
the fact that Granger and Malfoy were working together, that Neville
seemed to know more about Potions than anyone else in the room, and
that Harry and Ron were whispering about cute boys. "Just..do your Potions."
"I always thought he would take things more in stride," Draco/BoB quipped
adding a random bit of something to their potion.
"Yeah...but he's still so cute and eeevil," Hermione/Jen observed, true
to fangirlish nature.
Their cauldron exploded.
"Huh, you do have to pay more attention in Potions than in chemistry,"
they said in unison.
Snape made a mental note to see Dumbledore. He suspected something. Dark
sorcery maybe...or just weird sorcery. He shook his head fluttered his
cape and went about scolding peoples potions-skills...or lack thereof.
Part Two-Chemistry
Jen's meories informed Hermione that it was almost time to get to class.
Chemistry class. Well, that should be interesting. She had had a chemistry
course at her muggle school before Hogwarts and figured she'd do rather
well, and from the memories, it seemed Jen could use the help.
"Okay, Ron, Harry, we have to go to class."
"You mean," Harry/Jess looked at Hermione/Jen in schock, I have to
go out in public...as a GIRL?"
Ron/Jennifer laughed, and then turned red as Harry/Jess snapped, "You
too!" at him.
"Oh come now, it isn't that bad being a girl, really." Neville/Beth
piped up hopefully.
"That just 'cuz she can remember more than you can!" Ron/Jennifer said
half-teasingly.
Hermione/Jen sighed. "I am going to Chemistry now. I would suggest that you
all come with me, or be responsible for ruining other people's lives.
And Neville, you'll have to be the teacher's aid. So at least /act/ like
you know about chemistry, all right? If you get too stuck, I'll help
you." Hermione/Jen puffed and headed out the door, assuming her friends
would follow.
She assumed correctly, they did, albeit grudgingly, and horribly red in
their now-female faces.
*****
Draco/BoB had been rummaging through this girls memories, and wishing
beyond belief that she didn't currently occupy his body. "What are the
chances of that?" he asked himself out loud, startled slightly by his
American accented female voice. "And I need to go to Chemistry," he told
himself.
"Wha..." he heard a voice groggily ask him. (He refused to think of himself
as a her, despite his rather unfortunate situation.)
He whirled his head around and recognized the roomate that this BoB-girl
hated. Well. A good bad person never wastes a chance to torment someone.
"I'm sorry Veronica, I didn't mean to wake you," he said as sweetly as
he could muster. "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you. I
realize, I have been a very bad roommate to you, and would like to make
amends any way possible." He smiled. "Oh...dear, but I have to get
to chemistry. Too-doo-looh!"
Draco/BoB laughed to himself at Veronica's shocked face, and walked
towards Chem class. Hmmm. He would have to make things bad with this
'friend' this BoB-girl supposedly had. He smiled evilly, unaware
that the body he was occupying regularly did the same.
*****
Hermione/Jen struggled to listen to the Russian teacher's very, very
thick accent.
"You see, Dr. Goldfeld, I was hoping you would allow me to make up work,
in order to increase my standing in your class." She was taken extremely
aback by his shocked expression.
"But...you...and friend. Just seeet there," he waved towards the classroom.
"And me. I ignore. You and friend geeet B. Are happy."
"I mean no disrespect, sir. But.." Hermione/Jen stopped short as she
noticed Dr. Goldfeld was no longer even looking at her. This plan
to help Jen's chemistry grade was failing miserably.
Ahh. Here came who she recognized as Jen's friend Bob. Perhaps she
could use Jen's body to convince her to work harder.
"Hi!" she chanted jovially at BoB. And was certainly most puzzled when
she was ignored. And even more puzzled when BoB sat at the front of the
room. Hmmm. Well, perhaps BoB wanted to turn a new leaf. By golly, she
would use Jen's body to help her. She joined her front and center.
Sarah, sat in normal chemistry seat, confused. BoB and Jen never sat
in front. Or talked to Dr. G. Or answered all the questions. Or any of the
questions for that matter. Or seemed like they weren't getting along.
And Jessica wasn't in this class...and neither was Jennifer, but there
they sat, looking confused and embarassed. And Beth...Beth usually
knew most of the chemistry. And never broke more than one lab dish, on a
non-lab day. She had broken almost ten. Sarah was enjoying the reprieve,
generally Dr. G. picked on her the whole class...but still...this
was odd.
Dr. Goldfeld, was completely oblivious however. He didn't know who
these two students were, but it was almost refreshing to have them in
class. Maybe the two invisible girls would learn something from them.
I dont own anything. Even the characters that might seem original...
theyre ppl i know. If you sue me, I'll have to give you my 28$..and *counts
change six cents, but well...you see youd be wasting your time.
The school I went to for highschool was called The Indiana Academy for
Math, Humanities and Science. It was two year public boarding school
for gifted juniors and seniors of Indiana. Hope that clears things up,
it should be funny if you know nothing of the school, and hilarious
if you know all about it. ^_^
~Lynn
The Classes
Part One-Potions
Hermione/Jen could tell by Hermione's memories that they needed to go to
Potions. Oooh! Potions she couldn't wait! Professor Snape was her
favorite character...in fact if one didn't know better, they might
use the term...fangirl.
"Come on! Come on! We have to go to Potions! We can be early if we hurry!"
"Jen...I mean...Hermione," Harry/Jess said still a bit stuttery, "Don't
you think it'd be odd for Hermione, Ron and HARRY to show up early for
potions?" Unfortunately, Hermione/Jen had already walked out the door.
Harry/Jess could only follow, with Ron/Jennifer trailing behind, trying
to stay away from the rat. Er..Scabbers.
Draco/BoB happily skipped towards the Potions Dungeon. His/her goons
were following. He/she loved that. And he/she loved being he/she as well.
He/she giggled. Jen had gone on and on and on and on about Snape. And
Draco/BoB knew he/she would like him. And class in a dungeon! What could
be better!
"Hi! Hi! Proffy-Snape-Sama!" Draco/BoB chanted merrily.
Few had ever seen Proffessor Snape at a loss for words, he didn't speak
a lot, but he always knew what to say. Fewer still had ever seen
him taken aback. And no one had ever seen him downright shocked. Finally
he gained his composure. "You're acting a bit out of character today, Mr.
Malfoy. Please take your seat."
Draco/BoB giggled, and took his/her seat. Or a seat. Wasn't sure
if it was the usual one.
Just as Snape was beginning to process Draco's unusal behavior, Potter,
Weasely and Granger came into the room.
"Proffessor Snape!" Hermion/Jen squealed, "I love you! I'm one of your
biggest fans! I think you're oh so very happy and evil!"
And then, before he could get a grip on things, Draco Malfoy jumped up
and HUGGED Hermione Granger. This was too much. Severus Snape fainted
for the first time in is his life. Ever.
"Neat," Ron/Jennifer said.
"You guys," Harry/Jess said.
"Oh..." Draco/BoB and Hermione/Jen said in unison. The rest of the class
trailing in seemed shocked as well, though amused. Only Crabbe and Goyle
remained oblivious.
~~~~~~
Neville/Beth hurried down the hallway, he/she was going to be late. And Neville's
memories barely remembered where the dungeon was. Aarrgh. Finally
as she arrived, the room was in chaos and Snape was picking himself up off
of the floor.
"That's it. Twenty points off of Gryffindor for acting so horribly out
of character, Miss Granger." He didn't even acknowledge it when Draco
pointed out that this was not fair. He had had enough. "Now, everyone
to your seats, I have a class to run."
"He's worse than," Draco/BoB started,
"Goldfeld," Hermione/Jen finished.
Proffessor Snape threw his hands in the air. "To your seats." And he ignored
the fact that Granger and Malfoy were working together, that Neville
seemed to know more about Potions than anyone else in the room, and
that Harry and Ron were whispering about cute boys. "Just..do your Potions."
"I always thought he would take things more in stride," Draco/BoB quipped
adding a random bit of something to their potion.
"Yeah...but he's still so cute and eeevil," Hermione/Jen observed, true
to fangirlish nature.
Their cauldron exploded.
"Huh, you do have to pay more attention in Potions than in chemistry,"
they said in unison.
Snape made a mental note to see Dumbledore. He suspected something. Dark
sorcery maybe...or just weird sorcery. He shook his head fluttered his
cape and went about scolding peoples potions-skills...or lack thereof.
Part Two-Chemistry
Jen's meories informed Hermione that it was almost time to get to class.
Chemistry class. Well, that should be interesting. She had had a chemistry
course at her muggle school before Hogwarts and figured she'd do rather
well, and from the memories, it seemed Jen could use the help.
"Okay, Ron, Harry, we have to go to class."
"You mean," Harry/Jess looked at Hermione/Jen in schock, I have to
go out in public...as a GIRL?"
Ron/Jennifer laughed, and then turned red as Harry/Jess snapped, "You
too!" at him.
"Oh come now, it isn't that bad being a girl, really." Neville/Beth
piped up hopefully.
"That just 'cuz she can remember more than you can!" Ron/Jennifer said
half-teasingly.
Hermione/Jen sighed. "I am going to Chemistry now. I would suggest that you
all come with me, or be responsible for ruining other people's lives.
And Neville, you'll have to be the teacher's aid. So at least /act/ like
you know about chemistry, all right? If you get too stuck, I'll help
you." Hermione/Jen puffed and headed out the door, assuming her friends
would follow.
She assumed correctly, they did, albeit grudgingly, and horribly red in
their now-female faces.
*****
Draco/BoB had been rummaging through this girls memories, and wishing
beyond belief that she didn't currently occupy his body. "What are the
chances of that?" he asked himself out loud, startled slightly by his
American accented female voice. "And I need to go to Chemistry," he told
himself.
"Wha..." he heard a voice groggily ask him. (He refused to think of himself
as a her, despite his rather unfortunate situation.)
He whirled his head around and recognized the roomate that this BoB-girl
hated. Well. A good bad person never wastes a chance to torment someone.
"I'm sorry Veronica, I didn't mean to wake you," he said as sweetly as
he could muster. "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you. I
realize, I have been a very bad roommate to you, and would like to make
amends any way possible." He smiled. "Oh...dear, but I have to get
to chemistry. Too-doo-looh!"
Draco/BoB laughed to himself at Veronica's shocked face, and walked
towards Chem class. Hmmm. He would have to make things bad with this
'friend' this BoB-girl supposedly had. He smiled evilly, unaware
that the body he was occupying regularly did the same.
*****
Hermione/Jen struggled to listen to the Russian teacher's very, very
thick accent.
"You see, Dr. Goldfeld, I was hoping you would allow me to make up work,
in order to increase my standing in your class." She was taken extremely
aback by his shocked expression.
"But...you...and friend. Just seeet there," he waved towards the classroom.
"And me. I ignore. You and friend geeet B. Are happy."
"I mean no disrespect, sir. But.." Hermione/Jen stopped short as she
noticed Dr. Goldfeld was no longer even looking at her. This plan
to help Jen's chemistry grade was failing miserably.
Ahh. Here came who she recognized as Jen's friend Bob. Perhaps she
could use Jen's body to convince her to work harder.
"Hi!" she chanted jovially at BoB. And was certainly most puzzled when
she was ignored. And even more puzzled when BoB sat at the front of the
room. Hmmm. Well, perhaps BoB wanted to turn a new leaf. By golly, she
would use Jen's body to help her. She joined her front and center.
Sarah, sat in normal chemistry seat, confused. BoB and Jen never sat
in front. Or talked to Dr. G. Or answered all the questions. Or any of the
questions for that matter. Or seemed like they weren't getting along.
And Jessica wasn't in this class...and neither was Jennifer, but there
they sat, looking confused and embarassed. And Beth...Beth usually
knew most of the chemistry. And never broke more than one lab dish, on a
non-lab day. She had broken almost ten. Sarah was enjoying the reprieve,
generally Dr. G. picked on her the whole class...but still...this
was odd.
Dr. Goldfeld, was completely oblivious however. He didn't know who
these two students were, but it was almost refreshing to have them in
class. Maybe the two invisible girls would learn something from them.
