What Really Happened When the G-Boys Talk About 'It.'
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing. I'm doing this for fun...sort of.
Warnings: The truth is out there!
-Begin Story-
"You'd think those bakkas would get it straight, as it were." Wufei huffed.
The other pilots looked on impassively as Chang ranted.
"I mean, come on. They all think we're gay! What a joke. I wouldn't do the matress mambo with a guy if it killed me."
They'd all heard it before.
"I'm actually out there boinking Sally, Hilde and Relena and those fan fic writers make it sound as if I lust after Treize. Injustice I say."
They were all getting VERY tired of it....
"And you guys are all out there doing the same thing....right?"
Trowa was the first to act. He pulled off his turtleneck and pulled Quatre's head to his chest. Quatre sighed heavily.
Wufei wouldn't be stopped. "C'mon guys...I know you're just kidding...please?"
Quatre was busily undoing the button on Trowa's jeans. "Don't mind us, Wufei. You were saying?"
Wufei looked on in shock. "Well...we all know you two are a couple of fruits. Don't we guys?" Wufei turned and the blood drained from his face. Duo and Heero had sereptitiously undressed during his rant and were busy having fun and were paying no attention to him whatsoever.
Wufei shrugged his shoulders. "What can I do with you guys?"
Duo grunted evily "Join in!"
Hero agreed "Hn!"
Wufei looked at the evil glee in each of the other pilots eyes and realized that he was outnumbered. "Uh...I think my bonsai trees need trimming." Wufei moved quicker than the other G-Boys had ever seen him.
Heero muttered "Straight boys...bleh" before returning to the task in hand.
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing. I'm doing this for fun...sort of.
Warnings: The truth is out there!
-Begin Story-
"You'd think those bakkas would get it straight, as it were." Wufei huffed.
The other pilots looked on impassively as Chang ranted.
"I mean, come on. They all think we're gay! What a joke. I wouldn't do the matress mambo with a guy if it killed me."
They'd all heard it before.
"I'm actually out there boinking Sally, Hilde and Relena and those fan fic writers make it sound as if I lust after Treize. Injustice I say."
They were all getting VERY tired of it....
"And you guys are all out there doing the same thing....right?"
Trowa was the first to act. He pulled off his turtleneck and pulled Quatre's head to his chest. Quatre sighed heavily.
Wufei wouldn't be stopped. "C'mon guys...I know you're just kidding...please?"
Quatre was busily undoing the button on Trowa's jeans. "Don't mind us, Wufei. You were saying?"
Wufei looked on in shock. "Well...we all know you two are a couple of fruits. Don't we guys?" Wufei turned and the blood drained from his face. Duo and Heero had sereptitiously undressed during his rant and were busy having fun and were paying no attention to him whatsoever.
Wufei shrugged his shoulders. "What can I do with you guys?"
Duo grunted evily "Join in!"
Hero agreed "Hn!"
Wufei looked at the evil glee in each of the other pilots eyes and realized that he was outnumbered. "Uh...I think my bonsai trees need trimming." Wufei moved quicker than the other G-Boys had ever seen him.
Heero muttered "Straight boys...bleh" before returning to the task in hand.
